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| sirmoonie |
More hotel mini-bar news from Seattle.
I am drunk as we speak. I intend to get drunker as we speak. Later, I will almost assuredly get even drunker, and may speak to you again at that time.
Until then, fondest regards,
sirmoonie |
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| Some Guy |
sirmoonie, bust into that "intimacy kit" and find a hoochie! |
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| sirmoonie |
I'm drinking a hoochie. You mean a coochie hoochie?
Man, I wish. Sitting here, hundreds of miles from home, a man gets awful lonesome like.....oh oh, scary thoughts involving the yellow pages under "E".....
Developing...... |
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| Some Guy |
Be careful. cruise the lobby |
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| nankerphelge |
moonie, I am intrigued by the mini bar lore!
I love mini bars!
Remember we cleaned out mine in Cleveland!
Is it a cheapie with just beer, soda or one with the bazillion little liquor bottles in the door!
Like Baskin Fuckin Robbins!!!!
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| sirmoonie |
Its a cheapie. Domestics, some foo foo drinks, red wine in the cool section (WTF?). The highlight was a regional brew Henry Weinhard's. Hadn't had one of those in a while.
Actually, the highlight was the condoms. That just cracked me up. A bargain at only $6! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I used to win bar bets with Sambuca.
I'd bet people $10.00 that I could light a cigarette with my finger. My marks would be all like, "You mean your finger is gonna be on fire?", and I'd be all like "Yep." And they'd be all like, "No fuckin' way dude." And I'd be all like "Put your money down then chump." And then like 4 or 5 people would toss their money in. I'd get me a shot of Sambuca, stick my finger in it, put a ciggie in my mouth, light off my finger, light the ciggie, and blow a smoke ring at the chumps. They'd be all like, "No fuckin' way! Do that again man! You are fucking nuts dude. Don't it burn?"
I'd play like it was really painful and shit. Stick my finger in ice and what not. But really you have about 3 to 4 seconds before it gets hot on your skin. The Sambuca is really kinda thick. The fumes from the Sambuca is what burns, so the Sambuca itself actually insulates, and protects your skin for a few seconds. Long enough to light off a ciggie, or fire up a bowl. Then just blow it out, and stick your finger in your mouth to get all the hot liquid off of your skin. I almost forgot, and this is important. You gotta remember to hold your finger parallel to the ground. If you hold your finger straight up and down, the Sambuca will run down your finger and burn your unprotected skin. If you hold your finger pointed downward, the flames will hit your hand and cause a burn. You gotta hold it straight out sideways.
Easy money.
I also once lit a ciggie off a striper's nipple. FPM can vouch.
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| glencar |
Heinekins tonight. |
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| sirmoonie |
"Ladies and Gentlemen......The Rolling Stones!"
FUCK! Doesn't that just fucking jump you!
Goddamit, if there is one constant in this world, its that The Rolling Stones were the fucking band almighty! Christ O' Fucking Band O' Mighty!
I love The Rolling Stones. |
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah buddy!
Without them, there would be no drinking thread, no hell test, no superblow, no Rocks Off!!!
We'd all be standing around wondering why we're all standing around!
Life would be so empty.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Fri afternoon ...1:30 PM....The King Of Beers...I'll drink Pepsi tomorrow. (on the record machine Steve Earle, I just can't seem to get enough of that new album I bought a few days back)
"No local yokel's gonna shut me down" Steve Earle
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Fri afternoon ...1:30 PM....The King Of Beers...I'll drink Pepsi tomorrow.
Call me dirty, trash my name
Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be
BACK IN BUSINESS again
BACK IN BUSINESS again
BACK IN BUSINESS again
BACK IN BUSINESS again
Teacher preachin' what not to be
Call me dirty, trash my name
Just tell the boys that I'm gonna be
[REPEAT CHORUS]
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| nankerphelge |
Nice choice -- Fly On the Wall is one of the best! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Nice choice -- Fly On the Wall is one of the best!
LOL. And if I'm not careful I'll be OUT of business again.
It is indeed a "great record"....well, the second greatest rock n roll band in the world....so whaddya expect? Past their prime though. It sux getting old but even Angus Young needs to grow up.....someday.
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| nankerphelge |
Actually I thought Fly was a great improvement over Flip the Switch, which aside from Bedlam in Belgium was a waste of time.
Plus they put out a great video when Fly was released of them playing in some dive in Brooklyn -- ever seen it!!
Stand Up
Sink the Pink
Shake Your Foundations
that's some great post-Bon AC/DC!!!
Same with Razor's Edge
Oh, and since this is the drinking thread -- I just had some Newcastles!
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Actually I thought Fly was a great improvement over Flip the Switch, which aside from Bedlam in Belgium was a waste of time.
Plus they put out a great video when Fly was released of them playing in some dive in Brooklyn -- ever seen it!!
Stand Up
Sink the Pink
Shake Your Foundations
that's some great post-Bon AC/DC!!!
Same with Razor's Edge
Oh, and since this is the drinking thread -- I just had some Newcastles!
[Edited by nankerphelge]
Yeah, this is a great record, but you need to have your helmet on. It's not for everybody.
"Don't talk to strangers"
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| nankerphelge |
True enough!
That's it -- the kids are sleeping over at their friends
Wife won't be home til midnite
I think a little noise from the boys is in order!
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| Joey |
" Without them, there would be no drinking thread, no hell test, no superblow, no Rocks Off!!! "
And no Baby Steelie ............................
What ?!?! Oh , sure .....HERE ya Go ! :
Ode to Steel Driving Hammer :
******* ANY BABY STEELIE **********
I never seen you looking so sad my posting one ;
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone .
Any Baby Steelie with half a heart surely will tell you my friend ,
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again ;
When the Hammer is at your door ,
In the morning he won't be there no more ;
Any Baby Steelie will tell you .
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine ;
The people at " Rocks Off " have all seen better times .
Any Baby Steelie with half a heart surely will tell you my friend ,
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again ;
When the Hammer is at your door ,
In the morning he won't be there no more ;
Any Baby Steelie will tell you .
I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do ;
You can try to run but you can't hide from the Baby Steelie that's inside of you .................................
( Insert Guitar Solo Here )
Any Baby Steelie with half a heart surely will tell you my friend ,
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again ;
When the Hammer is at your door ,
In the morning he won't be there no more ;
Any Baby Steelie will tell you .
Any Baby Steelie ....................................
Thank You
The Joey , Established 1999
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| Some Guy |
Anheuser World Select Lager beer |
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| Joey |
" Cardinal Fang tweaked his nose? Which he asked for...btw. Oh well, get a grip.
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Josh and I will never understand why Fang did it !!!!!!!
Cardy is such a quality human being too ..............
" You mean , the grape hath won Otis ?!?!?! Say it isn't so ?!?! "
" You are such a Jackass !!!!!! Dance like a Clown for me ! "
For Baby : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
See everyone Monday Morning .............
........................... OH , and pray for me liver this weekend .
Shiver ...................................
Jacko !
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| Some Guy |
Party on J |
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| nankerphelge |
Hey Some Guy, how do you like that beer?
I haven't tried it yet -- but I hear it is good and they have it at Uno's (across the street from my office, Shhhh don't tell my boss!)
Oh yeah - Rappahannock Cellars Meritage tonight!
Virginia Red -- a little grassy, but tonight is kinda feeling a little grassy!!!
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| Some Guy |
Really good, strong to me. Best Domestic I can find |
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| LadyJane |
Some Guy.....your avatar has me confused. It's G n R, right?
LJ. |
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| Some Guy |
NO it is David Lee Roth and Edward Van Halen circa 1983 |
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| LadyJane |
I'll be damned!! Guitarist looks like Eddie...but David Lee?? Wow..I guess I need to begin drinking.
LJ. |
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| nankerphelge |
Uh oh
Bottle's empty |
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| LadyJane |
Ahhh...much better. Cocktail and chiba filled bowl nearby. NOW I see that's it's DLR in SG's avatar. Sorry SG!!
LJ.
Typos already? Guess this is an extra strong one!!
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| Some Guy |
It's all good |
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| LadyJane |
It sure is, SG. I've got the Rolling Stones radio station from AOL IM tuned in. Total Stones. And I don't have AOL..well...somebody installed it.
Midnight R is playing now!!
LJ. |
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