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| Scot Rocks |
Nanky have u ever had a fishbowl before...? |
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| Scot Rocks |
agh!!!! Sambuca and amazingly it is related a bit to my above post about fishbowls, for 2 weeks i had enough Sambuca for a lifetime, where i was on holiday, every bar you went too u got 2 free shots...oh dear |
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| LadyJane |
Pammy...I MUST witness this ritual of yours!! 
Where have you been, girlfriend??? We've missed you!! 
LJ. |
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| throbby |
I'm tellin' ya Nanker, reach for the nectar of the wolf. Your gonads will need support briefs. No further need to be looking, gravity will let you know where they hang. |
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| nankerphelge |
Okay, things have gone progressively worse here.
I thought I'd save time and try them both.
I ran out to the liquor store and bought some Sambuca.
Then I swung by the local nutritional store and picked up some Wolfberry juice.
I figured I'd do a little Wolfberry first.
Man throbby, you were right!
As soon as the sweet smell of that nectar his my nose, the hairs on my neck stood up!!
As I savored the juice, I could feel a warmth creep down my innards to the "target"
I was ready for round II, or so I thought!
I did exactly was Pam said, really!
I took a mouthful of Sambuca, I wiped my lips off, tilted my head back and lit the match,
and just as I put the match to my mouth
The old hairy uncle blew out the top of my sweats!!
Surprised, I gagged a bit on the Sambuca and I coughed the rest up through my nose and out like a showerhead where it promptly ignited in a ball of vaporized Sambuca!
Singed everything within 12 feet.
My eyebrows and eyelashes are gone.
Nosehair will never reappear for life.
The hairy uncle still smolders!
Never again
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| gypsy |
Since SS isn't here, I'll do the honors:
Nanky, you pussy! |
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| parmeda |
Nanky...I should have warned ya, lol.
You need a trained "professional" to pull that off.
Oh, you poor thing... |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh gypsy, I am a pussy!
I can't handle llamas
I can't handle liquor
I can't even handle myself, they are so big and burnt now!
It's a dilemma!
And on a Wednesday night no less!
I gotta go get some Aloe
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| gypsy |
parmy, don't baby him...it'll just make him more pussy-ish. |
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| throbby |
Nanker! Now that was good! |
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| parmeda |
lmfao...
Nanky needs to try this again on a WEEKEND. That shit can really make you Nolte a good one! Better yet Nank, wait until we meet up. I'll show ya how it's done... |
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| LadyJane |
I leave for a bit (nice buzz obtained, Thanks) and all Hell breaks loose with my Favorite RO'ers!!
Hey girls!! (I mean Parmy and gypsy!)
Nanky...you are a goof!!
Throbby..how does this beverage affect a woman consumer?
LJ.
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| throbby |
Well, it enhances the sexual fluids. Something about a smooth ride.
You may find yourself having to wax a little more frequently. |
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| nankerphelge |
Not if you burn it off! |
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| glencar |
Lotta cheap beer tonight but it works! |
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| BILL PERKS |
ANYONE EVER HAD PIMM'S? |
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| glencar |
Yeah. Sokay. |
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| gypsy |
Hey, LJ! Luckily, I just happened to be sitting by the computer, breaking down a huge rock of cocaine, when I noticed that nanky and parmy were on the board.
Seriously now...HI! |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Nope, never experienced that SS!
I don't like a lot of hair and i don't like shaved either for some reason. I kinda like in between.
Alex
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| nankerphelge |
Well it is much nicer here today in DC.
The swelling has died down.
I think I'll take a little stroll up to my favorite dispenser of Newcastles and slug a few for lunch!!
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| glencar |
I had a lotta cheap Coors Light or something & tehn came home & had a nice Heinekin. Mucho bettero. |
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| telecaster |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
ANYONE EVER HAD PIMM'S?
Yes, it is great. Excellent summertime drink. Pimms Chucker
Try Jim Beam Black and your life will change
http://www.tastings.com/scout_spirits.lasso?id=167983 |
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| nankerphelge |
Tele - post #1000!!!
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
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| Joey |
<-------- Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine .
The people on the street have all seen better times.
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend ;
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again .
When the demon is at your door ..................
In the morning it won't be there no more ;
Any major dude will tell you .................
Hey little buddy , THAT's pretty good !!!!!!!!!!!!
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jacky Chang !
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| sirmoonie |
Dear Colleagues,
I write to inform you that mini-bars in Seattle hotel rooms have an "Intimacy Kit" (large, lubed, ribbed for her pleasure) next to the hootch.
What will they think of next? God bless American ingenuity and know-how!
"Proph it up, Ronnie!"
Regards,
sirmoonie |
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| Joey |
[ Edited By  ]
Why ?!?!
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| nankerphelge |
Police: Man Chokes, Dies Trying To Hide Bag Of Pot
Officers Stop To Help Man Change Flat, Notice Him Choking
A man whom police stopped to help change a flat tire has died after choking on a bag of marijuana he was trying to hide, police said.
Officers in Fort Worth say they didn't know Nickolas Sandoval had drugs when they spotted him trying to change a flat on a highway.
A police spokesman told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that officers went from saying "here is someone with a flat tire" to "hey, this guy is choking."
Police say the man had been convicted at least three times of marijuana possession |
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| Some Guy |
Talk about paranoia |
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| Zeeta |
Slippery Nipples! Try some 'o them shots man!
Sambuca with a Baileys lid nice! Lush! |
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| Joey |
Mmmmmmmmmmm ! Buttery Nipples !
Tasty
SKITTLES JOEY |
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