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12-05-03 12:40 PM
Joey " It'd make a great urinal cake. "

You make Joey sniggle

12-05-03 12:42 PM
nankerphelge I thought those things were breath mints...
12-05-03 12:48 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Well, The Wind IS a good album. But honestly I think the nomination was all made for TV stuff. I could care less about the Grammy awards. I'd bet Warren would pretty much feel the same way.



Like they say....now that's a "paltry honor". Even Johnny Cash is up...BUT if Johnny hadn't been "screwed" by "Nashville" we wouldn't have that wonderful American Records ad of Cash throwing the bird. So things work out.
12-05-03 12:49 PM
Factory Girl White Stripes are nominated, which is a good thing.
So are Beyonce and Jay-Z.

I once saw an interview with Jay-Z and he stabbed his own brother over narcotics. I do believe he's a short-timer.

Beyonce should appear in Paris's video.
12-05-03 12:49 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I thought those things were breath mints...




Moose balls?
12-05-03 12:50 PM
nankerphelge urinal cakes
12-05-03 12:54 PM
Ten Thousand Motels Oh. But there are alot of indian legends around here about the moose balls being an aphrodesiac.
12-05-03 12:55 PM
telecaster
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Oh. But there are alot of indian legends around here about the moose balls being an aphrodesiac.



Moose balls?

Poem time:

As the wind blew through her nightie

Her tits hung loose

Like the balls on a moose

Jesus Christ Almighty
[Edited by telecaster]
12-05-03 12:56 PM
telecaster
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
urinal cakes



nanky beers for lunch?
12-05-03 01:03 PM
nankerphelge Coronas!
12-05-03 01:06 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
telecaster wrote:


Moose balls?




Well not exactly straight moose balls. One does have to know the proper incantations and ceremonial stuff during the preparation of the powder.
12-05-03 01:07 PM
Joey

Rocks Off Board : " Whatcha doing tonight Joey ??????????? " .................................


Answer : " Paris Hilton Tape " + " Copious Amounts of Booze " = Joey's Weekend Plans ! ..............AGAIN !


Third Weekend In a Row !!!!!!! Go Figure !!!!!!!


What ?!?!?!?! Oh , sure .......HERE ya GO ! :


www.zairgit.com/filez/parishilton.wmv

For Kit : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "


Jacko !
12-05-03 01:12 PM
telecaster joey-Sunday night on A&E Playboys 50th Anniversory show

Oh my

I went out with a Playboy bunny from the Dallas Playboy Club (remember those?) Turns out she was a lesbo
I brought her to a fraternity formal and she was hitting on all the hotties

YES!

Daily double!
12-05-03 01:23 PM
Factory Girl Poetic Justice???
12-05-03 02:42 PM
Joey

Well Tele .....................................


It is like David Letterman says , " You know how the girls are these days -- They are all over the MAP ! "

For Kit : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jacko !
12-05-03 06:55 PM
Some Guy Sweet Water Pale Ale
12-05-03 08:50 PM
Sir Stonesalot Yeah right, we know it was Coors Light For Pussies again. But that's OK, at least you had the smarts to lie about it this time.

Much better, keep up the good work.
12-05-03 09:08 PM
mac_daddy
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Carmelita!
Hold me tighter
I think I'm goin' down
Cause I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Man, that guy sure could write a good song. Warren Zevon is one of those guys that you don't really realize how good their stuff is until there ain't no more.

I'm gonna have one for him tonight.

that's my favorite tune on his blue album (sel-titled, I think)...

12-05-03 10:27 PM
LadyJane Ahhh.....Fryday night. Nice buzz beginning and a three day weekend. Oh yeah.....Christmas Cards to write.....gifts to buy....home to decorate......BAH HUMBUG!! Everyone gets a nice big fattie!!

LJ.
12-05-03 10:33 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl ...and I'm drinking and relaxing, hope not to post so drunk later LOL

For those with a drink on hand a toast for the rest of our lives!
12-05-03 10:34 PM
LadyJane Cheers..Voo!!

LJ.
12-05-03 10:55 PM
Some Guy I admit I finished off the last 4 Coors Lites first, afterwards all about Sweetwater. And some Sticky Icky Icky
12-05-03 10:57 PM
Some Guy Word to the Steelie!
12-05-03 10:57 PM
nankerphelge Two bottles of Greg Norman's Cab/Merlot -- very nice.
Roaring fire inside, winter storm outside.



12-05-03 11:00 PM
LadyJane Hey guys!!

Smirnoff/Cranberry.....Icky sticky green....candles lit...time for tunes!!

LJ.
12-05-03 11:01 PM
Some Guy Yeah bizz snizzle got the fire to the izzle! kicking it large for schnizzle, my nizzle
12-05-03 11:07 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl Hey you, those on-line... help me with a header just let me know Who? When? Please live on stage
12-05-03 11:08 PM
LadyJane Mick and Keith circa 1978!!

PLEASE!!

LJ.
12-05-03 11:10 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl Your wish is my command!

12-05-03 11:40 PM
VoodooChileInWOnderl While I'm looking for something never used before, here is some recycled material (as 1977 is "circa 1978") The four current stones rocking the late Mocambo (Hi Lazy Bones)


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