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| Sir Stonesalot |
Oh. So what do you put in your wolfberry juice....Stoli? Tanquaray? Some kind of tasty, high octane, exotic rum? A little of all three?
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| nankerphelge |
I dunno about the whole Wolfberry thing!
I don't quite trust all those ancient Chinese herbal remedies! They all usually have some old legend from the Poon dynasty attached about how an old man named Tang was very sick with every ailment in the book and had no teeth, and then some stranger came by and gave Tang the remedy, and then Tang suddenly stood up and all his teeth grew back and he then plowed an entire field by hand and then lived to be 300 years old and fathered many sons.
Plus, most of that shit tastes horrible! I imagine that the stuff probably makes one more "potent" only because it gives ya such bad breath, no woman in her right mind would talk to you for a month! In the meantime, "the Captain" gets all lonely and backed up so that when you finally do get around to gettin' him out for a little game of hide the salami, the damn thing is like a high-pressure fire hose!!!
I've only found one "herbal" remedy that has ever really worked.
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| Joey |
" I don't quite trust all those ancient Chinese herbal remedies! "
Herbal Remedy ?!?!?!
Herbal Remedy ?!?!?!
Yeah , I got your Herbal Remedy RIGHT HERE :
http://www.jager.com/index.cfm
Jacky !
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| throbby |
>I dunno about the whole Wolfberry thing!
Well said, you don't yet know.
>I don't quite trust all those ancient Chinese herbal remedies!
This is not a remedy. More like a fruit juice.
>Plus, most of that shit tastes horrible!
Not the sweet juice of the wolfberry.
>I imagine that the stuff probably makes one more "potent" only because it gives ya such bad breath, no woman in her right mind would talk to you for a month!
You'd be very surprised at the response.
>In the meantime, "the Captain" gets all lonely and backed up so that when you finally do get around to gettin' him out for a little game of hide the salami, the damn thing is like a high-pressure fire hose!!!
No lonely "Captain Dangle" in these parts.
>I've only found one "herbal" remedy that has ever really worked.
Very true.
C'mon Nanker where's your sense of adventure?
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah, but what are you mixing in the damn wolfberry juice!
I didn't start this thread to find out ancient chinese lore...I wanna know what my peeps is drankin' to get the best buzz.
Sounds to me like wolfberry juice is just a pepsi all dressed up for the prom.
And you know what we think of pepsi drinkers on this thread. |
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| gypsy |
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| nankerphelge |
I bet Wolfberry juice - if it REALLY is all that throbby says it is -- would be great with tequila!!!
That damn tequila makes the Captain ready to set sail all by itself, if'n ya follow me!
Throw some Wolfberry on top -- wow!!
Damn thing would be able to cut glass!!!
"Is that a steel girder in your pocket Ronnie or are ya happy to see me??" |
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| gypsy |
I'm tellin' ya. It's a concoction of some sort invented by chicks with out-of-control wolf puss. |
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| nankerphelge |
As opposed to in-control wolf puss?
I have yet to see a wolf puss that was anywhere near tame!
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| gypsy |
Oh, come on, I know you've watched 'old' porn. There are different variations of wolf puss. They're all ugly...but then there's that one type of wolf puss that is REAL bad. |
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| throbby |
Sorry SS. I like it with Absolute. Tequila? Now that sounds like an idea. I don't know how long I'd last hanging with you guys. I think I'd be waking up on a bathroom floor somewhere in a puddle of my own doing, or worse yet, awake to find myself entangled in wolfpuss. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Oh don't worry dude. If you're hanging with us, and you pass out in a puddle of your own fluids, we'll just shave your head, dress you in a nice, tasteful set of bra & panties, call a cab, and ship you off to the nearest YMCA to sleep it off.
You know, no big deal. |
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| nankerphelge |
Personally, I like wolfpuss
There!
I said it! |
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| Nasty Habits |
I was drinking PBR earlier tonight, but have switched to a lovely little thing called "The Seven Deadly Zins" an old friend gave me a couple days ago. Despite its absurd name it is pretty nice . . . Not too sweet, which can be the case for Zinfandel. Yum.
Wine.
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| luxury1 |
I dont know bout you Wolfberry doubters out there.
I think throbby has like 17 male offspring.
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| luxury1 |
and i cant seem to drink anymore. I been getting these two-day hangovers that i just cant tolerate. And that is sticking to wine and the occasional Stoli martini. i seem to have lost my stamina. Savage has the right idea--stick to Diet Coke.--although this summer I found a nice combo with Diet Coke, lots of crushed ice, and Vanilla Stoli. Tastes just like an ice cream float, without all those nasty calories. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
And you know what we think of pepsi drinkers on this thread.
Back off Junior. Us old liverless folks need a break once in awhile. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Pussy. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
The overload on the citric acids gives me heartburn.
Who's scared of a little heartburn? |
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| Scot Rocks |
Mid week drinking is great and cheap and then you wake up and realise that u have no day off...oh dear
...and Scotland game tonight
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I've lived with acid reflux for 10 years now. I'm no more scared of heartburn than I am of fuzzy little bunnies. I just see no good reason to load up on citric acids when there's plenty of other stuff that I like that isn't loaded with it.
It's just common sense.
Oh wait, that's why you didn't grasp the concept. |
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| nankerphelge |
Same here.
No OJ, no cranberry, no sour mix, none of that stuff.
No need to exascerbate it!
Besides, you can go blind doin that I hear!
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You know, mixing your hootch with juice just dilutes it anyway.
The only thing I dilute my hootch with is a few ice cubes. |
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| Joey |
" Back off Junior. Us old liverless folks need a break once in awhile. "
<------- Never say " liverless " to the Lawrence
Agreed little buddy !
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quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I've lived with acid reflux for 10 years now. I'm no more scared of heartburn than I am of fuzzy little bunnies. I just see no good reason to load up on citric acids when there's plenty of other stuff that I like that isn't loaded with it.
It's just common sense.
Oh wait, that's why you didn't grasp the concept.
Common sense and I part company after about the third beer. And as far as fuzzy little bunnies, they only hurt you when they bite you during a good case of the DT's. |
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| Joey |
"There's something about a Y-bone steak I just can't resist !" - Roger Daltrey , 1975 - "The Who In Their Own Words "
"There's something about a Y-bone steak I just can't resist !" - Paris Hilton , 2003 - " Late Night with David Letterman "
Jacky !
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quote:
gypsy wrote:
Oh, come on, I know you've watched 'old' porn. There are different variations of wolf puss. They're all ugly...but then there's that one type of wolf puss that is REAL bad.
There are internet sites dedicated to Wolf Puss.
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| nankerphelge |
Back at my old firm, some idiot buddy of mine put a MASSIVELY Wolfy wolf puss up as my screen saver and I couldn't get it off.
Had to call the IT department and have a "cleaner" come by and deWolfify it!
I didn't think they could get that wolfy!!
Looked like Chewbacca |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well, you know nank, the next step beyond wolf puss is wookie puss. Few men dare to brave the snares and entanglements of wookie puss. Even fewer have survived to tell the tale.
Wookie nookie is very dangerous. |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
SS, explain to me what "wookie puss" is and i will tell you if i have braved it!
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