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you mess with The Bull, you'll get the horns...
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
beer wrote:
you mess with The Bull, you'll get the horns...
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beersker
gonna fuck my barbie doll nd rock my single wide into a double wide
lets rock some "every mothers son"
skynyd
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well Bloozey, i'd love to hear some skynyrd, but i've only got the Ramones right now. i know ya hate punk , but you can make an exeption, right? |
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well Bloozey, i'd love to hear some skynyrd, but i've only got the Ramones right now. i know ya hate punk , but you can make an exeption, right?
nuttin wrong with punk rock per se , just the average punk rockers attitude, crank those ramones beerdidi, i like some ramones myself, i know punk like the back side of my hand
i prefer old skool hardcore shit like, gg allin, black flag circle jreks, i'll never forget seeing the ministry in san antone on the mind is a terrible thing to taste tour, second ot seein the stones vl tour
i remember someshit hittin gibby haynes of the butthoole surfers in the face with a set of car keys and he called us all texas white trash motherfuckers, he was pissed and bleedin, ha!
i remember when janes addiction, h. rollins and other sst artists, sonic youth ect... signed major labels, the big 90's sell outs
still dig black flag, keith morris era, and i love the cramps
i still got a bad ass picture disc of "date from elvis" that i treasure
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| egon |
friday 11.57 am.
hmmmm....., I wonder what's in the office fridge? |
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| egon |
oh my,
little green bottles! |
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| LadyJane |
egon...you have taken the lead in the post counts for this thread! I'm very proud of you!!
I will toast you once Fryday night drinking begins!!
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| nankerphelge |
Y'all might like this story from Tuesday night:
So, your poor, long-suffering nanky, lawyer to the stars, was slaving away in his tiny DC office on Tuesday trying to put the finishing touches on a couple of briefs. And by the end of the day, my friends, I was parched!
Parched I tell you!
Damn near dehydrated!
Fortunately, my firm was hosting a nice happy hour that night and I decided to head down to the festivities and slug a few Heinekens before heading home.
Well, they tasted especially good so I figured I head to my favorite watering hole for a couple of Brown Ales. So I get there and I find a couple of my good friends already sitting at the end of the bar and we start hoisting a few.
At Brownie # 1 I noticed this woman sitting with some friends at a table near the bar. They are all drinking wine and laughing and having a time and I smiled nicely and then returned to my drinking.
During Brownie #2 I noticed that the woman had now stood up and was talking to another group of people at the other end of the bar. They all seemed to know each other and she was showing them what appeared to be a shoebox or something. I smiled nicely and continued my drinking.
By Brownie #3, Mr. Mouth was now in full force! I was carrying on and the nankiness was starting to exude from me. The woman sensed it and moved closer along the bar, talking to people along the way, but clearly moving further down my direction.
Then she parks herself between me and the guy next to me, and she places this small shoebox on the bar. On the shoebox is a picture of a black dog -- looked like a lab. The dog was pictured laying on a couch, with his head laying on the arm rest with a sad look in his eyes. Normal humans would have been touched by the picture. Along the top of the box is a plea for help "please donate to help Sparky get hip replacement surgery"
Awwwwww, Sparky!!
So the lady says to me, "would you like to make a donation?"
I says "no, I wouldn't"
She says, "what? not a dog person"
"No, I'm a dog person just fine..." I said, "is this your dog?"
"No" she says, "it is a friend's dog"
"Well" said I, "I mean, how do I know this dog is even alive? You know? How do I know you aren't just using this as a ploy to get beer money"
I don't think I can quite describe the look I got.
Her eyes went so wide, that I could actually see her entire eyeballs just filling up with blood!
Figuring I had already pushed the button and was close to an eruption, I tried to diffuse the situation with humor:
"Why not just get an old tricycle and stick the dog's ass on it and let him roll hisself around?"
With that, she turned abruptly and left the vicinity, getting madder (and louder I might add) as she walked away.
She went back to the other end of the bar telling her friends about the "asshole" at the end of the bar. After they all looked down at me, I felt the need to confirm her story to them:
"Set Sparky's ass on a damn skateboard" I yelled down the bar!
With that she paid her tab, took her shoebox and stormed out of the bar!!
nankerphelge -- winning over new friends, one person at a time...
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| egon |
and then you got another round in i assume? |
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| egon |
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LadyJane wrote:
egon...you have taken the lead in the post counts for this thread! I'm very proud of you!!
LJ.
Just trying to give back to this community which has given me so much. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Poor Sparkey. I didn't know they would give animals hip replacement surgery, but I guess they can and I'll bet it ain't cheap. |
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| Madafaka |
I'm back from Brazil. Countless capirinhas! I think I'm still drunk  |
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| sirmoonie |
Colleagues:
Have any of you tried these newfangled caffeine beers yet?
Regards,
sirmoonie |
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| Bloozehound |
>Have any of you tried these newfangled caffeine beers yet?
nadda, tasty? make ya break out in a cold sweat? what's the skinny on them, moonie
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| stewed & Keefed |
Try this,and you won't drink any other scotch.
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| Taptrick |
For the beer drinkers, BeerAdvocate.com
http://beeradvocate.com/
great site with events, discussion, and opinions.
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
>Have any of you tried these newfangled caffeine beers yet?
nadda, tasty? make ya break out in a cold sweat? what's the skinny on them, moonie
Dunno, haven't tried.
Seems like another gimmick being foisted upon the true American public by the elite Caffeine media. |
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| Taptrick |
Caffeine beers:
I tried "B To The E" last night. I liked it. Similar to Red Bull but hardly a beer experience. The beer lover will probably be upset about it pulling shelf space from a real beer. |
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| egon |
had me one of those bottles of rose wine last night.
mighty fine! |
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| stewed & Keefed |
Bishop's Finger.....a great ale |
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| Bloozehound |
went to a Benihanas last night, got a lil wacky on saki and Sapporo's |
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| egon |
had me one of those bottles of rose wine this afternoon.
mighty fine! |
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| glencar |
7 or 8 Guinesses. Wow, that's good stuff. |
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| Poplar |
2 Sierra
1 Glass Merlot
1 Local Brewpub IPA
1 Kamakasi (sp?)
2 Saphire & Tonic
1 Local Brewpub IPA
bout ready for bed. |
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| egon |
monday & i got the alcohol blues.
i'm gonna lay 'low' for the rest of the week. |
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| Bloozehound |
anyone know how to make a drink called a "royal fuck"
I had a few of shots of this at a bar last week, pretty damn tasty (InMyRoyalFuckinOpinion) |
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| nankerphelge |
SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic — One person is dead and three are gravely ill following a tequila drinking competition (search) in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic.
The winner of the contest died. Officials say Ricardo Ivan Garcia — who was 21 — drank more than 50 shots of tequila Sunday night at a disco. The prize was ten-thousand pesos — about 330 dollars.
A prosecutor says the man died of apparent heart failure brought on by alcohol poisoning (search).
Three other contestants remain in serious condition in the hospital.
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| Bloozehound |
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nankerphelge wrote:
Three other contestants remain in serious condition in the hospital.
LOL!
damn!
1 casulty and put another 3 in the hospital, that's some serious ass drinkin contest!
Where the hell can I sign up!?
salut!
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| egon |
Half way page 2...................?
Tonight..... I DRINK! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Half way page 2...................?
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