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| beer |
excellent Bloozehound.
Egon, You're an inspiration to us all!
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excellent Bloozehound.
Egon, You're an inspiration to us all!
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| egon |
thanks, but meantime i find this laying around on page 2!? |
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| Bloozehound |
The Secret Art of Tallywhacking
I was in a bar shooting pool with some friends the other night and I go to take a leak, so I'm standing at the urinal leaking away and this guy next to me is about finished, but right before he zips up, he steps back with his dick hanging out of his pants and takes his hand and slaps it acoss his dick, hard!
Whack!
Then he does it again and again, and I'm watching this freak out of the corner of my eye trying not to laugh, all I'm seeing is this dude staring down at his dick, which at first almost remembled a fuckin beer can hangin out of his pants and he's bashing away on it with the back of his hand like OJ on Nicole
Whack! Whack! Whack!
So I zipped up, and walk out and he's still standing there beating his meat, literally, and I just couldn't help but wonder what his penis had done to piss him off so bad. Was his penis flirting with the bartender, or maybe a beer can ? Did he catch his penis with another girl ?
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quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
The Secret Art of Tallywhacking
I was in a bar shooting pool with some friends the other night and I go to take a leak, so I'm standing at the urinal leaking away and this guy next to me is about finished, but right before he zips up, he steps back with his dick hanging out of his pants and takes his hand and slaps it acoss his dick, hard!
Whack!
Then he does it again and again, and I'm watching this freak out of the corner of my eye trying not to laugh, all I'm seeing is this dude staring down at his dick, which at first almost remembled a fuckin beer can hangin out of his pants and he's bashing away on it with the back of his hand like OJ on Nicole
Whack! Whack! Whack!
So I zipped up, and walk out and he's still standing there beating his meat, literally, and I just couldn't help but wonder what his penis had done to piss him off so bad. Was his penis flirting with the bartender, or maybe a beer can ? Did he catch his penis with another girl ?
I dunno....
More likely flirting with another guy.
I've told you like five times now, Bloozie, that is what happens when you go into bars that have giant neon lavendar signs on them. |
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| egon |
where's nank?
i wanna know where nank is!
is he ok? he hasn't posted here in weeks...
too busy drinking maybe?
or did something bad happen, like quiting the booze??!! |
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quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
More likely flirting with another guy.
I've told you like five times now, Bloozie, that is what happens when you go into bars that have giant neon lavendar signs on them.
yeah, I should of known better than to go into some joint called the Blue Oyster Bar
live and learn lol
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| stewed & Keefed |
Tonight the black stuff  |
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| egon |
nank? |
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| nankerphelge |
"I have not yet begun to drink!!!"
Egon my friend -- fear not -- I am fine, just very busy these days with the law and lack of a home computer.
But I have been drinking, I promise!
Actually had a few Newcastles for din din last nite and spent the weekend at my dad's drinking wine for his birthday.
80 degrees and sunny today in DC -- time for some spring fever!!!
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| egon |
is that......nanky?
MY nanky???!
I'm NOT crying
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| nankerphelge |
time for a beer... |
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| egon |
quote:
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time for beer...
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| Zeeta |
I'm gonna get blind drunk tonight as I have passed my Theory Car Driving Test!
Read cloudy cider, Addlestones to those cider-heads out there (I know there has to be some!) - all the way at my local! Awesome!
Then maybe some savory beef snax
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| egon |
quote:
Zeeta wrote:
I'm gonna get blind drunk tonight
YOU ARE MY HERO
as I have passed my Theory Car Driving Test!
CONGRATS AND A VERY GOOD REASON TO GET PISSED.
THEN AGAIN WHAT ISN'T?
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| Zeeta |
Stop "air-posting" man!
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| egon |
i aint posting air. i'm replying.
for someone that passed his test, you ain't reading too well |
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| Zeeta |
I have seen too many words today and my brain has orvreloed ihjdnxuhiD\ dcas\..................
AAAAAAHHHHHHH MSUT GTE PSSDED UP TOGNIHT!
CIDER! |
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| Child of the Moon |
Tonight, after a night of hard work at... work... a big, cheap 40 of PBR. The greatest of the piss-beers! |
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| egon |
tonight; resto with cheeky little rosé wine!
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| egon |
Ed Zachary disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she
had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with
her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise
of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang,
the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went
to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang
said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder
side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery
fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
probrem vewy bad - you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse
case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Terrified., the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied,
"Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary
rike your ass." |
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| nankerphelge |
Working late tonight but still thinkin'-a-drinkin' |
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| sirmoonie |
Work and drink. C'mon.... |
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| egon |
they kept bringing us new bottles....
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| Zeeta |
...I am very worried about tonight I only have eight bottle of Grolsh, 2 bottles of Chilean white and the pub>!?!??!
Will I be OK? - please advise |
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| egon |
I shall not comment on the fact that you (man, rolling stones fan) have white wine in the house, but...
I suggest you get an extra 12 pack of beer (heineken's always good), just to be on the safe side.
One always needs to have a little snack in the house, for
those unexpected moments.
Oh and get some crack & coke. after all, it's the weekend! |
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| Zeeta |
LOL! Good one but I prefer a 'lil crack pipe of a Sunday morn!
Egon - please refer to your earlier post where you state clearly that you were drinking Rose wine which is a lot more camp than ANY white wine available... |
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| egon |
no it's not, no it's not!!!
delete your post!
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| parmeda |
I think that today's header should be placed in here, no?
...kinda looks like what I'll be doing in about an hour 
(Joey...left field near the line, bud) |
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| LadyJane |
For Parmeda:
Start the Birthday celebration TODAY!!!!
xx00
LJ. |
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