February 20th, 2005 01:05 AM |
|
|
Ten Thousand Motels |
Alcoholic arrested stealing booze Feb 18 2005
By Selena O'Donnell, Chester Chronicle
A DRUNK man broke into a golf club and attempted to cycle away with 23 bottles of champagne before being chased by the owner in a golf buggy.
John Moore, 42, of Saughall Road, was spotted 'swerving all over the gravel path' of Mollington Golf Club as he dragged a trolley full of stolen booze behind him, just after 7am on Saturday, January 21.
Oliver King, prosecuting at Chester Crown court on Monday, described how club proprietor Gary Chubb, who lives in a flat on the club's grounds, had gone to investigate after Moore activated the alarm by smashing through the ground floor window of the main clubhouse with a large screwdriver.
As he approached Mr Chubb heard the sound of bottles clinking before seeing Moore beating an unsteady retreat on the back of his bike, holding on to the handlebars with one hand and pulling the trolley he had found behind him with the other.
Jumping into a nearby golf buggy Mr Chubb pursued him across the grounds, shouting at him to stop. Moore eventually lost his balance and fell off his bike in front of the buggy.
As Mr Chubb approached Moore managed to get to his feet and began to brandish the screwdriver at Mr Chubb, threatening to 'spike him'. He then discarded the trolley, as well as other bottles hidden in his coat, and jumped back on to his bike.
Again, Mr Chubb gave chase in the buggy. This time the pursuit ended with the two colliding after Mr Chubb clipped Moore's back wheel, causing him to fall 'awkwardly' and the buggy to drive over him.
Mr Moore, who suffered a compound fracture to his lower left leg and still uses crutches, cried out to Mr Chubb that he would sue him and send him to prison 'like Tony Martin', making reference to the April 2000 prosecution of householder Tony Martin, who shot dead a teenage intruder in his home.
Police arrived to find Moore lying on his front in a lot of pain, drinking from one of the cans of lager he had brought from home that morning. He received medical treatment at the scene before being arrested.
Defending, John Hedgecoe said that Moore had been 'more drunk than usual' after drinking right through the night before the break-in and had left his house with the intention of walking his dogs, nothing more.
Moore - described by Mr Hedgecoe as an alcoholic and former heroin addict - had stumbled upon the screwdriver whilst out walking his dogs earlier that morning and said something just 'clicked'.
Moore, who appeared in court on crutches, described his actions as a 'relapse' after years of non-offending and denied threatening Mr Chubb with the screwdriver.
Sentencing Moore to 15 months for burglary and failure to surrender, Judge Merfyn Hughes QC said the case was 'so serious only a custodial sentence would be appropriate.'
|
February 20th, 2005 10:10 AM |
|
|
nankerphelge |
bottle of Toasted Head Chardonnay last night
Beers for lunch today!
Yummy! |
February 21st, 2005 08:39 AM |
|
|
Ten Thousand Motels |
Bud for breakfast in honor of George Washington. |
February 21st, 2005 09:31 AM |
|
|
egon |
me is back!
I had a very good week in the motherland.... I think.
god the heinkeken is cheap AND plenty over there, I forgot all about that.
So, did i miss something while i was away?
New albums.., Remixes...., special editions...., extra special editions or.... dare is ask.... tour news? |
February 21st, 2005 09:33 AM |
|
|
Jumacfly |
quote: egon wrote:
me is back!
I had a very good week in the motherland.... I think.
god the heinkeken is cheap AND plenty over there, I forgot all about that.
So, did i miss something while i was away?
New albums.., Remixes...., special editions...., extra special editions or.... dare is ask.... tour news?
Hi bro nice to read you again!!
you ve missed anything , don t worry,open another Heineken bottle instead!! |
February 22nd, 2005 01:57 PM |
|
|
Joey |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
bottle of Toasted Head Chardonnay last night
I've heard that is very good stuff ( and EXPENSIVE )
Damn ! ......Where was Joey's invite ?!?! |
February 22nd, 2005 02:04 PM |
|
|
voodoopug |
quote: Joey wrote:
I've heard that is very good stuff ( and EXPENSIVE )
Damn ! ......Where was Joey's invite ?!?!
i miss my days at college drinking Nightrain! Nothing like a wine that you must unscrew!! |
February 22nd, 2005 02:13 PM |
|
|
Joey |
" I miss my days at college drinking Nightrain! Nothing like a wine that you must unscrew!! "
<--------------- {{{ ? }}}
|
February 22nd, 2005 02:23 PM |
|
|
voodoopug |
quote: Joey wrote:
" I miss my days at college drinking Nightrain! Nothing like a wine that you must unscrew!! "
<--------------- {{{ ? }}}
i would have shard with you. |
February 22nd, 2005 02:26 PM |
|
|
Joey |
quote: voodoopug wrote:
i would have shard with you.
Puggy !
Come to Joey ............... |
February 22nd, 2005 02:32 PM |
|
|
voodoopug |
quote: Joey wrote:
Puggy !
Come to Joey ...............
|
February 24th, 2005 04:00 PM |
|
|
egon |
thursday eve and no one drinking?
i had to pick this thread off the floor... |
February 24th, 2005 04:21 PM |
|
|
voodoopug |
quote: egon wrote:
thursday eve and no one drinking?
i had to pick this thread off the floor...
i drank two miller high lifes last night and was disgusted by them. I will test my limits fully while at the Pittcon convention in Orlando Next week. Many Black Russians! |
February 25th, 2005 08:20 AM |
|
|
LadyJane |
Happy Fryday fellow lushes!
It's early here, but I shall be hoisting MANY beverages later this evening. I shall drink to all of you on the RO drinking Thread.
Cheers!
LJ. |
February 25th, 2005 08:54 AM |
|
|
egon |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
It's early here...
It might be early, but it's never TOO early!
Who said that..? ME, just now! |
February 25th, 2005 10:52 PM |
|
|
sirmoonie |
I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind!
More and more lately, I find!
I've got a taste for living!
I'm drinking cold Blue Ribbon!
I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind!
|
February 28th, 2005 01:31 AM |
|
|
egon |
nothing beats sunday afternoon drinking.
it's that feeling that you are doing something forbidden. |
February 28th, 2005 09:06 AM |
|
|
Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: egon wrote:
nothing beats sunday afternoon drinking.
it's that feeling that you are doing something forbidden.
Actually nothing beats daily drinking...."it's that feeling that you are doing something forbidden." |
|
egon |
every noticed how "heineken" spelled backwards, becomes "nekenieh" ? |
|
Joey |
quote: egon wrote:
every noticed how "heineken" spelled backwards, becomes "nekenieh" ?
!!!! |
|
sirmoonie |
quote: egon wrote:
nothing beats sunday afternoon drinking.
it's that feeling that you are doing something forbidden.
Amen. Living on the edge. Just daring god to do something. Takes balls to drink on the Sabbath. A man's pursuit. |
|
egon |
i had to pick this of the floor again,
where as the only thing that we should be picking up from the floor is each other!
what's wrong pussies; work getting in the way?
If the office has a fridge, it can be considered to be a bar! |
|
Child of the Moon |
Last night I had a variety of stuff...
Vockstar - one part vodka, two parts Rockstar
Moose Drool
Gekkeikan sake
Screwdrivers |
|
Bloozehound |
i gots an ass pocket full of whiskey |
|
LadyJane |
The Drinking Thread shall NEVER die!!
Hoisting.......
LJ. |
|
Bloozehound |
nigros
intos the mystic
by van
or
pledging my love
johny ace
|
|
Child of the Moon |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind!
More and more lately, I find!
I've got a taste for living!
I'm drinking cold Blue Ribbon!
I've got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind!
Never before has piss gotten me so drunk! Yay for PBR - the best of the bitch beers! |
|
Bloozehound |
i said bar was open on me
where that crazyfrenchman ju at his cubical: let party boy
whahahhaaha!!
[Edited by Bloozehound] |
|
sirmoonie |
Once around life!
Once around living!
Once around taste!
The gusto of Schlitz! |
|
Bloozehound |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
The gusto of Schlitz!
now, 1 cant count from 1 to 10
but the schlitz i drink is for my freindz
|