| October 29th, 2004 09:48 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
Don't mess with my Toot Toot
don't mess with my Toot Toot.
I know you have another woman
so don't mess with my Toot Toot.
When I was born in my birth suit the doctor slap her behind
He said: You're gonna be special
you sweet little Toot Toot.
So you can look as much
but if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face.
So don't mess with my Toot Toot
don't mess with my Toot Toot.
I know you have another woman
so don't mess with my Toot Toot.
Don't mess with my Toot Toot
don't mess with my Toot Toot.
Toot Toot - Toot Toot - I know you have another woman - Toot Toc
Toot Toot - Toot Toot - I know you have another woman - Toot Toc
Don't mess with my Toot Toot
don't mess with my Toot Toot. . . . |
| October 29th, 2004 09:49 PM |
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| LadyJane |
50 hour work week....3 and 1/2 hour nap.....I'm ready.
Cocktail time.....Seabreezes...many many Seabreezes are in my future.
LJ. |
| October 29th, 2004 10:41 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
At least I'm not the only one that fell asleep on a Friday night.
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| October 29th, 2004 10:46 PM |
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| parmeda |
Sleep? ...what is that?
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| October 29th, 2004 10:54 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
It's something I need a lot more of. About 100 hours worth. |
| October 29th, 2004 11:49 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
P A R T Y
M O T H A
F U C K A S |
| October 30th, 2004 12:31 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
the emu can't hide in the bush forever
sometimes it has to come up for air |
| October 30th, 2004 01:13 PM |
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| LadyJane |
I hereby swear on this holy Bible to never take another sip of Vodka....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................until this hangover ceases!!!!!!
Happy Halloween!!! RO Halloween party...we all go dressed as our avatars........wait that means I go topless!!!! 
LJ. |
| October 30th, 2004 01:37 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
the emu can't hide in the bush forever
sometimes it has to come up for air
The gorilla can't refrain from pre-drinking in advance of tonight's neighborhood Hallo-bash for much longer. The gorilla is in "hell-bent" mode. |
| October 30th, 2004 01:57 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Check this out
I'm leaving the infamous "House of Newcastles" after lunch today and
What is pulling into the parking lot, you ask?
Howe about 3 18-wheelers full of ... ready...
The Budweiser Clydsdales!!
Yep - HARSES!!!!
Big-ass Harses from Saint Loiueeeee!!!
It's an omen to drink!! |
| October 30th, 2004 03:05 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Go Nolte this eve |
| October 30th, 2004 03:30 PM |
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| parmeda |
awww Nanky...did you stop and go pet those big-ass harses?
(And did you have to mention Saint Louieeeee? ...lol)
Apple Martini's are my friends today...yes, they are!
They're sweet.
They're sour.
They'll fuck you up!
...carry on, then! |
| October 30th, 2004 09:16 PM |
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| stewed & Keefed |
Iv'e just got in and i'm fucked .... |
| October 31st, 2004 12:22 AM |
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| Bloozehound |
boom boom boom boom |
| October 31st, 2004 01:05 AM |
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| Bloozehound |
Dear Handy,
At the end of Shawshank, do you think if Robbins had crawled through a tube full of booze and floatin' cigars instead of a cesspool America's filthiest, would he of made such a dramatic plunge so soon, or would he of cherrished the moment like a truffle rootin' swine ?
just wonderin,
Se�or bloozehound
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| October 31st, 2004 08:51 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Nobody is drinking on this Hallowed Eve???
Hmmmmmmmm.....bloody Mary anyone????
LJ. |
| November 2nd, 2004 01:57 PM |
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| stewed & Keefed |
A little red wine tonight I think |
| November 2nd, 2004 06:23 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Time for a nap.....I plan to be up all night watching the election coverage. I'll either be drowning my sorrow, celebrating or cursing the moronic Electoral College system.
Later kids!!!!
LJ. |
| November 2nd, 2004 10:55 PM |
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| gypsy |
Bloozey, funny you should post the lyrics to "Toot Toot." Everytime I go pick up my dad from the bar, that song is on the jukebox...and the drunks are all singing "Don't mess with my poop chute." I swear. It's funny...but only for so long. |
| November 3rd, 2004 09:25 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Bloozey, funny you should post the lyrics to "Toot Toot." Everytime I go pick up my dad from the bar, that song is on the jukebox...and the drunks are all singing "Don't mess with my poop chute." I swear. It's funny...but only for so long.
Poop Chute ?!?!
POOP CHUTE ?!?!
......did you say , " Poop Chute " ?!?!?!?! |
| November 3rd, 2004 06:53 PM |
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| caro |
Dear Drinking Thread,
I'm very drunk. How are you? |
| November 3rd, 2004 07:01 PM |
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| Monkey Woman |
I drank some good creme de cacao this week-end. The Chocolate Show was in Paris. Good stuff... It's going to NYC next!
http://www.chocolateshow.com/
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| November 5th, 2004 12:37 PM |
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| egon |
I is back!!!!!
Here are some questions though:
- What's new on the stones front? (can i book my tickets yet?)
- Why does Heineken taste different in Holland then anywhere else in the world?
- Why is this thread on page 3? (almost on 4 actually...)
I need answers |
| November 5th, 2004 12:38 PM |
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| egon |
almost forgot;
- did either josh or joey hit 10.000 post yet and/or did they get married?
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| November 5th, 2004 03:10 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Egon!!
Thank god you are back!
TomL and I are drinking tonite!!
Developing..... |
| November 5th, 2004 03:59 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Egon!!
Thank god you are back!
TomL and I are drinking tonite!!
Developing.....
Can I join in too ............................? |
| November 5th, 2004 09:30 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Egon...Egon...thank God you are back!!!
Isn't it just disgraceful how poorly the Drinking Thread has behaved in your abscence????
How was your trip??? I thought I saw something on television about a recent shortage of Heineken in America..and I just knew YOU were to blame! 
Welcome back. We missed ya!!
Cheers!
LJ. |
| November 5th, 2004 10:29 PM |
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| TomL |
Frank Zappa used to talk about the POOP SHUTE on the song Broken Hearts Are For Assholes off Sheik Your Bootie....anyone remember. |
| November 5th, 2004 10:41 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Actually, I have a bunch of Heineken stored in my house. One of their trucks broke down in front of my house and I threatened the driver with a bleeding machete. |
| November 6th, 2004 12:23 AM |
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| egon |
It's good to be back, it's good to be here, it's good to be... you know what I mean.
Trip was good. as always I had a great time in the states.
(though saw pretty much every weather type from heavy rain, via heavy snow to heavy sunshine. crazy!)
It's 6 am in the morning now and i haven't slept yet.
very strange. and of course i haven't shopped yet, so the fridge is empty. I live in a beerless, sleepless house. THE HORROR!
So in order to keep busy I've decided to check 4 flicks (once again) for hidden stuff. Took me 2 hours and I can say that the results are disappointing...
I then watched a movie which i bought in the states; "the butterfly effect". Very good, a must see! Though I can assure you there's no hidden stuff on the dvd. (Believe me I've checked).
I am now re-arranging my cd's and waiting for it to become day, so i can call my friends and do stuff (7 am is ok for a saturday, no?)
Talk to me people, I'm bored!
PS; Can anyone tell me what a "jetlag" is? |
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