November 6th, 2004 01:50 AM |
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gypsy |
TK, I've got a case of Heineken stored up joey's ass. I pray lamby doesn't get to it, or all hell is gonna break loose.
developing... |
November 6th, 2004 02:32 PM |
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LadyJane |
Lest we all forgot QUALITY posting...read this and DRINK!!
LJ. |
November 6th, 2004 03:44 PM |
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gypsy |
We are fast becoming the female jb and joey of RO!
Developing...
"Tie me up and make me write bad checks, Ronald!" |
November 6th, 2004 03:48 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: gypsy wrote:
We are fast becoming the female jb and joey of RO!
Developing...
"Tie me up and make me write bad checks, Ronald!"
Hello gypsy
Rocks Off member |
November 6th, 2004 03:49 PM |
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gypsy |
Have a great and glorious Sabbath, my non-Jewish friend!
I think I have meneire's disease, LJ. I have also been diagnosed with a major cryptorchidism (meaning my testicles have yet to descend).
I took the kids to CeCe's Pizza today...$3.99 for a kid's plate. They seemed to enjoy it immensely. They got greasy little fingerprints all over the Benz...so I shelled out a mere $100 to have it detailed.
Can't wait 'til Channukah! I will reach 12k, my Cornhusker friend.
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November 6th, 2004 03:57 PM |
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LadyJane |
I would like to nuzzle you, my jewish brother.
My sources tell me Arafat is already dead!!!!!!!!!!
LJacky
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November 6th, 2004 03:59 PM |
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Bloozehound |
quote: gypsy wrote:
I took the kids to CeCe's Pizza today...$3.99 for a kid's plate. They seemed to enjoy it immensely. They got greasy little fingerprints all over the Benz...so I shelled out a mere $100 to have it detailed.
LOL
do they have one of the kiddie playgrounds inside CeCe's ?
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November 6th, 2004 04:02 PM |
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gypsy |
I banged my secretary. I think she liked it. I'm not sure, as I'm such a selfish bastard.
I have had 15,003 orgasms in my lifetime, my Nebraskan friend! |
November 6th, 2004 04:08 PM |
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LadyJane |
YOU MAKE LJ CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why ?!?!
WHY ?!?!
WHY Do you make the LJ cry so violently ?!?!
WHY ?!?! ...............When all the LJ does .................is LOVE !
Dallas Reunion Show Sunday night, my Boca residing friend.
LJ Hagman |
November 6th, 2004 04:11 PM |
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gypsy |
Victoria Principal was very pretty in her day.
I would like to fuck Charlene Tilton. She has huge tits.
D.J. joey
and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton! |
November 6th, 2004 04:15 PM |
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sirmoonie |
I HATE JEW LAWYERS AND JOEY IS A QUEER. |
November 6th, 2004 04:16 PM |
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LadyJane |
What????? Oh sure!!!
www.christishake.com
Frisky LJ. |
November 6th, 2004 04:19 PM |
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gypsy |
My secretary has firm breasts not unlike the one the Smurf is suckling, my friend!
Did I tell you I think I have Legionnaire's disease? My doctor said antibiotics should cure it. But I have my doubts. |
November 6th, 2004 04:23 PM |
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LadyJane |
Last night's dinner at Uncle Morty's!
16 oz. Filet
Asparagus with Hollandaise Sauce
Baked potato with Sour Creme
A nice Merlot.
I need uncaking...where is Lambchop???
LJaggerbomb |
November 6th, 2004 04:24 PM |
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gypsy |
My wife bought me a new Rolex today. |
November 6th, 2004 04:27 PM |
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nankerphelge |
This is hysterical!
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November 6th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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LadyJane |
www.hackwriters.com
LJoey |
November 6th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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gypsy |
Did you leave a gift in my Man Panty drawer, joey?
Who was the chick who played Sue Ellen?
I'd fuck her. |
November 6th, 2004 04:31 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
This is hysterical!
Hello nanky
Rocks off member |
November 6th, 2004 04:33 PM |
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LadyJane |
The LJ only leaves gifts for Stonesian Queens and Princesses......................
It's the "in thing" these days
Munching.................
LJ Nicks. |
November 6th, 2004 04:34 PM |
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gypsy |
joey, you are a dear friend.
I am now on Cialis and Viagra. I cannot achieve a full erection. It is common amongst the Jewish people.
I would have fucked Stevie Nicks circa 1982.
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November 6th, 2004 04:43 PM |
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LadyJane |
My Jewish Brother....
Yet another new employee has brought the "Best of the Pet" Shop Boys to the office.
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Shiver...
LJerskee |
November 6th, 2004 04:58 PM |
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gypsy |
The non-wealthy patrons of CeCe's pizza glared at me today, joey. I was wearing my Armani suit, but that is no excuse! I think they were staring at me because I'm a Jew...a wealthy Jew lawyer.
SS is so serious.
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November 6th, 2004 05:04 PM |
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Bloozehound |
Joey looks pretty good in these pics, no ?
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November 6th, 2004 05:05 PM |
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LadyJane |
No my Brother they were staring at your label....
Uhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhh.....last night's dinner is about to.
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November 6th, 2004 05:07 PM |
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gypsy |
I am taking the wife and kids to Busch Gardens tomorrow. I shall don an Armani fanny pack. Too gay? |
November 6th, 2004 05:15 PM |
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LadyJane |
Fade to Baby Steelie........................
Stones rule you friggin Bastards!!
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ROTFLMFAO....And so ends today's the gypsy and the LJ as joey and jb show. Hope you enjoyed the entertainment. Gyps..you are so quick witted I didn't think I could keep up with you. And to the 10k twins...remember...imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!!!!
I'm out...
LJ.
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November 6th, 2004 05:22 PM |
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gypsy |
I am out as well...it is not an easy task satisfying your secretary and your wife. I am spent, my Nebraskan friend.
Have a peaceful Sabbath, joseph, and may Yasser Arafat die a slow painful torturous death.
I am boycotting the board...as I am still steamed over not being a member of the C10! I make ten times more money than all the C10 combined. How dare you exclude me! I will sue for discrimination! Are there or are there not any Jews in the C10? I rest my case, you racist bastards!
joey, I am glad to call you my friend.
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November 6th, 2004 05:32 PM |
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sirmoonie |
That was really excellent work, ladies. Made my dismal working afternoon much better! |
November 6th, 2004 05:41 PM |
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gypsy |
Thank you, sirmoonie. That's what we're here for--entertainment. We want to bring happiness and frivolity back to the board. |