| December 22nd, 2004 01:30 PM |
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| glencar |
I'm looking for somewhere sunny & warm. Atlanta will do... |
| December 22nd, 2004 01:45 PM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
jb wrote:
Chicago is a great city, but it's a very long flight and I don't know if I can handle it
jb here is a photo of the plane from Europe landing over crystal clear Lake Michigan for RO Fest '03
http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=201517&WxsIERv=Qm9laW5nIDc0Ny0yMjhCTQ%3D%3D&WdsYXMg=QWlyIEZyYW5jZQ%3D%3D&QtODMg=UGhpbGlwc2J1cmcgLyBTdC4gTWFhcnRlbiAtIFByaW5jZXNzIEp1bGlhbmEgKFNYTSAvIFROQ00p&ERDLTkt=TmV0aGVybGFuZHMgQW50aWxsZXM%3D&ktODMp=T2N0b2JlciAyOCwgMjAwMQ%3D%3D&BP=0&WNEb25u=SnVzdGluIENlZGVyaG9sbQ%3D%3D&xsIERvdWdsY=Ri1CUFZZ&MgTUQtODMgKE=VGhpcyBvbmUgd2FzIE1VQ0ggbG93ZXIgdGhhbiBhbnl0aGluZyBlbHNlIHRoYXQgY2FtZSBpbiB3aGlsZSB3ZSB3ZXJlIGhlcmUuIFRoZSBwZXJzb24gaW4gdGhlIHdoaXRlIHNoaXJ0IGp1c3QgdW5kZXIgdGhlIG5vc2Ugd2hlZWwgaXMgQ2hyaXMgV2VsZHkgPGEgaHJlZj1odHRwOi8vd3d3LmFpcmxpbmVycy5uZXQvc2VhcmNoL3Bob3RvLnNlYXJjaD9pZD0xOTk1NjI%2Bc2VlIGl0IGZyb20gaGlzIGFuZ2xlPC9hPg%3D%3D&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=MjY4MDQ5&NEb25uZWxs=MjAwMS0xMS0xNA%3D%3D&ODJ9dvCE=&O89Dcjdg=&static=yes&sok=IG9yZGVyIGJ5IHZpZXdzIERFU0M%3D&photo_nr=16
350 of the hottest women piled off that 747. Boy that was some day. Again, the limo is already lined up
"And what about the HOT AMERICAN women??? Do we get our own limo?
Hmmmmmmmmmm????
LJ."
Chicago has an average mass transit system which you all
will find enjoyable. Just don't look anybody in the eye
"RO thing in Chicago? What happened to Miami? Or Brazil?"
gypsy and parmeda already have this planned so it is a done deal. Out of my hands
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| December 22nd, 2004 01:53 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
"And what about the HOT AMERICAN women??? Do we get our own limo?
Hmmmmmmmmmm????
LJ."
Chicago has an average mass transit system which you all
will find enjoyable. Just don't look anybody in the eye
Oh thanks a lot!! 
Gypsy....Parmeda.....Luxy....do you see Mr. Tele's TRUE colors? Fine...we'll have our own fun!!! We'll make sure your limo driver has a Howe uniform!!!!!
LJ. |
| December 22nd, 2004 02:11 PM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Oh thanks a lot!!
Gypsy....Parmeda.....Luxy....do you see Mr. Tele's TRUE colors? Fine...we'll have our own fun!!! We'll make sure your limo driver has a Howe uniform!!!!!
LJ.
Just wanted to get your attention gingersnap.
It worked.
I am having tele's annual "Christmas Party" today
Since I am self-employed I pat myself on the back for a job well done and pour myself a long, big ass "Makers Mark"
on the rocks and crank The Stones all day long
Rocks Off Fest '05 = Chicago
Book it
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| December 22nd, 2004 02:21 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Darlin' who do you think came up with the idea of Chicago in the first place?
That's right....gingersnap herself.
Maker's Mark?? Oh we are gonna have some fun!!!! 
LJ.
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| December 22nd, 2004 02:28 PM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Darlin' who do you think came up with the idea of Chicago in the first place?
That's right....gingersnap herself.
Maker's Mark?? Oh we are gonna have some fun!!!!
LJ.
Fun? I put the "fun" in "funeral"
Oh I am have having a blast
"Exile" on right now as we speak, so to speak
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| December 22nd, 2004 02:44 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
Chicago is a great city, but it's a very long flight and I don't know if I can handle it
It's a forty - five minute flight for me so I am IN !!! |
| December 22nd, 2004 02:48 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
Joey wrote:
It's a forty - five minute flight for me so I am IN !!!
GREAT!!!
gyps, Pammy...we can use joey's handicapped status to get a discount on all kinds of things!!!!!
Oh and tele...at the rate you're drinking you're gonna challenge Cardinal Fang for the title of "Elegantly Wasted"
LJ. |
| December 22nd, 2004 02:58 PM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
GREAT!!!
gyps, Pammy...we can use joey's handicapped status to get a discount on all kinds of things!!!!!
Oh and tele...at the rate you're drinking you're gonna challenge Cardinal Fang for the title of "Elegantly Wasted"
LJ.
LJ is gets worse. My parents have chosen tonight that we all go out to the country club
Think of Spaulding in "Caddyshack"
I will puke in the moonroof of a Porsche
This will not turn out well. I promise |
| December 22nd, 2004 03:03 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
gyps, Pammy...we can use joey's handicapped status to get a discount on all kinds of things!!!!!
Damn Straight My Stonesian Queen !!!!!
Don't forget though .......I'm bringing my Smelly Ass WITH me .
***** PHEEEEW ! ********
Stink the Y ! � |
| December 22nd, 2004 03:04 PM |
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| LadyJane |
And you want to laugh at Voodoo's Xmas lushery, Mr. Telecaster!?
Have someone take notes/pics (God knows YOU won't remember anything)....full report on the Drinking Thread tomorrow morning.
Be careful, tele....Now if y'all will excuse me. If I don't get some work done, I'm gonna be street walkin' to get $$ for the next Tour.
Joey...remember Chicago is the Windy City not Break the Windy City. Please soap the crack generously, Ronnie!!!
LJ.
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| December 22nd, 2004 03:08 PM |
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| jb |
The Oak Ridge Boys are the Rolling Stones of country music. |
| December 22nd, 2004 03:13 PM |
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| Joey |
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
By Rupert Holmes
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.
"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..
"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
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| December 22nd, 2004 04:48 PM |
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| parmeda |
quote:
jb wrote:
Chicago is a great city, but it's a very long flight and I don't know if I can handle it
DON'T GO THERE JEWBOY!
...if you can swing a jaunt to NYC in the dead middle of winter, you most CERTAINLY will board a plane and head to the midwest.
Don't make me get all medieval on yer ass |
| December 22nd, 2004 04:56 PM |
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| Joey |
" Don't make me get all medieval on yer ass "
<------------- Will that cure a smelly ass ? |
| December 23rd, 2004 01:32 AM |
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| sirmoonie |
I say we reach 500 and have to twang Part IX right before New Years.
I'll even do it myself if I have to!
Who's with me?!
Drink! Drink, goddamit, with every fiber of your soul! |
| December 23rd, 2004 06:01 AM |
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| egon |
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air -- it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have
their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry--It only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our
ass...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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| December 23rd, 2004 07:32 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Help for alcoholics.
http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/au/ |
| December 23rd, 2004 08:52 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
A lot of people are making their way through airports during this holiday season.
And it appears changes are on the way for airline travelers going through airport security.
Sources at the Transportation Security Administration confirm they're changing the way they conduct pat-downs. Some women have complained bitterly recently that the more thorough pat-downs to check for explosives just went to far - especially in the breast area.
Federal News Radio AM 1050/WTOP has learned the examination in that area, and possibly other areas, will be tempered.
People have been searched more intensely, including in intimate areas, since September, after two Russian planes were blown up by women who boarded strapped with explosives.
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| December 23rd, 2004 08:56 AM |
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| Nellcote |
Great to hear the "pat downs" have ended. The airport was starting to sound like a strip club.
Chris Rock once said...
"Remember, there is no sex in the champagne room" |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:16 AM |
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| egon |
Did you know that it's the 31st of December today?
Reliable sources say it will continue to be the 31st till AT LEAST the 1st of January.
Do what you want with this little bit of info. I for one am so excited that i've decided to open a 3rd bottle of champagne! (indeed no sex yet nellcote, but it's still early) |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:19 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
egon wrote:
Did you know that it's the 31st of December today?
Reliable sources say it will continue to be the 31st till AT LEAST the 1st of January.
Do what you want with this little bit of info. I for one am so excited that i've decided to open a 3rd bottle of champagne! (indeed no sex yet nellcote, but it's still early)
Egon ................you are precious !
Did you know that ?!?!?!
Someday I hope to drink with you
Jacky ! � |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:23 AM |
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| egon |
joey,
have you heard the rumours?
(and i don't mean the fleetwood mac album)
'People' say there will be a rocks off gathering next year.
I'm so excited i'm writing this with something erect! |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:25 AM |
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| Joey |
" I'm so excited i'm writing this with something erect! "
nipples ?!?!
I just want you to know Egon , that I plan on drinking many " Jaggerbombs " in your honor over the Holidays !
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| December 23rd, 2004 10:35 AM |
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| egon |
Joey.......
Plenty of Heinekens to your health tonight. after all, (and did i mention this already?) it IS the 31st of December today! |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:41 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" I'm so excited i'm writing this with something erect! "
nipples ?!?!
Ask Santa to bring you some new material for Christmas.  |
| December 23rd, 2004 10:53 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Ask Santa to bring you some new material for Christmas.
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| December 23rd, 2004 10:55 AM |
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| sirmoonie |
Why can't the government pay us to drink? |
| December 23rd, 2004 11:06 AM |
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| egon |
i thought they did....? |
| December 23rd, 2004 11:09 AM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
egon wrote:
i thought they did....?
Only if you are lucky enough to work there.
Egon, I'm talking a revolutionary globalized drinking scheme, where the government sends us all checks in the mail that we can then cash and purchase alcohol with.
I may try to patent this idea as I'm sure its a novel one. |
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