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quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
JOEY- WHAT RECORD IS BETTER? FACE DANCES OR IT'S HARD?
Face Dances !
Perks -- Do you know where Baby Steelie is and who drove him off the board for good ?
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| voodoopug |
i dont like the new bizarro jb avatar |
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| BILL PERKS |
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Joey wrote:
Face Dances !
Perks -- Do you know where Baby Steelie is and who drove him off the board for good ?
NO-WAS IT SS?OR THE COMING OF IAN BILLEN |
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| Fiji Joe |
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voodoopug wrote:
i dont like the new bizarro jb avatar
You know how hard it is to find a decent jerry curl on the web?...the old avatar was removed due to allegations of bandwidth theft... |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
You know how hard it is to find a decent jerry curl on the web?...the old avatar was removed due to allegations of bandwidth theft...
i understand....we can find something better though |
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| Fiji Joe |
You must be a Yankees fan... |
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| Fiji Joe |
We'll take a vote...this one?
[Edited by Fiji Joe] |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
You must be a Yankees fan...
NO, i just dont like how an avatar can go from something so great, to something that makes us all ashamed to have supported th bizarro jb thread. Try this:
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| Bizarro JB |
Sex anyone? |
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| Joey |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Sex anyone?
" You'll be swell! You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on the plate!
Starting here, starting now,
honey, everything's coming up roses!
Clear the decks! Clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Blow a kiss. Take a bow.
Honey, everything's coming up roses!
Now's your inning. Stand the world on it's ear!
Set it spinning! That'll be just the beginning!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell. You'll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.
That lucky star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up roses for me and for you!
You can do it, all you need is a hand.
We can do it, Mama is gonna see to it!
Curtain up! Light the lights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the bell! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up sunshine and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up roses for me and for you! "
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| Some Guy |
Joey is mounting a serious comeback all up in here.
[Edited by Some Guy] |
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| Bizarro JB |
Aww man...who hijacked my avatar |
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| Bizarro JB |
Now that's much better. They got my good side |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Now that's much better. They got my good side
still dont like it, i am dissappointed |
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| Bizarro JB |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
still dont like it, i am dissappointed
Believe me, this is much better than the flaming rectum that was present before I got this makeover |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Believe me, this is much better than the flaming rectum that was present before I got this makeover
it is almost sad to see the acceptance of "just good enough" The old BJB would have not accepted anything less than the best! |
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| Bizarro JB |
Tee hee |
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| Snappy McJack |
What's it like in the "Bizarro World"?
Is Blue...Green?
Is Green..Blue?
Is Gay...Straight?
Is missionary taboo?
Is porn shown on PBS while Snuffaluffacous and Big Bird are shown on PAY-PER-VIEW?
I seem to remember a Seinfeld episode that related to the "Bizzaro World". Elaine was hanging around a bunch of guys that closely resembled the main characters (Jerry, George, and Kramer...and to a lesser extent, Newman); however, their attitudes and personas were the complete opposite. |
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| voodoopug |
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Bizarro JB wrote:
Tee hee
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you need to picture me clapping like Jeff Daniels did in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey came out in the Orange Tux)
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| Bizarro JB |
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
What's it like in the "Bizarro World"?
Is Blue...Green?
Is Green..Blue?
Is Gay...Straight?
Is missionary taboo?
Is porn shown on PBS while Snuffaluffacous and Big Bird are shown on PAY-PER-VIEW?
I seem to remember a Seinfeld episode that related to the "Bizzaro World". Elaine was hanging around a bunch of guys that closely resembled the main characters (Jerry, George, and Kramer...and to a lesser extent, Newman); however, their attitudes and personas were the complete opposite.
All I know is that they got the real JB...which is more than we can say
[Edited by Bizarro JB] |
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| Joey |
" All I know is that they got the real JB...which is more than we can say "
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
Gypsy , circa 2002 :
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[ Edited by Timothy Robbins / The MaxLugar / Pete Townshend ]
[Edited by Joey] |
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| Some Guy |
Has Joey got his groove back? |
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| Joey |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
Has Joey got his groove back?
" WHAT IS THE 'STAR OF DAVID'?
The Magen David (Shield of David, or as it is more commonly known, the Star of David) is the symbol most commonly associated with Judaism today, but it is actually a relatively new Jewish symbol. It is supposed to represent the shape of King David's shield (or perhaps the emblem on it), but there is really no support for that claim in any early rabbinic literature. In fact, the symbol is so rare in early Jewish literature and artwork that art dealers suspect forgery if they find the symbol in early works.
Scholars such as Franz Rosenzweig have attributed deep theological significance to the symbol. For example, some note that the top triangle strives upward, toward God, while the lower triangle strives downward, toward the real world. Some note that the intertwining makes the triangles inseparable, like the Jewish people. Some say that the three sides represent the three types of Jews: Kohanim, Levites and Israel. While these theories are theologically interesting, they have little basis in historical fact.
The symbol of intertwined equilateral triangles is a common one in the Middle East and North Africa, and is thought to bring good luck. It appears occasionally in early Jewish artwork, but never as an exclusively Jewish symbol. The nearest thing to an "official" Jewish symbol at the time was the menorah.
In the Middle Ages, Jews often were required to wear badges to identify themselves as Jews, much as they were in Nazi Germany, but these Jewish badges were not always the familiar Magen David. For example, a fifteenth century painting by Nuno Goncalves features a rabbi wearing a six-pointed badge that looks more or less like an asterisk.
In the 17th century, it became a popular practice to put Magen Davids on the outside of synagogues, to identify them as Jewish houses of worship in much the same way that a cross identified a Christian house of worship; however, I have never seen any explanation of why this symbol was chosen, rather than some other symbol.
The Magen David gained popularity as a symbol of Judaism when it was adopted as the emblem of the Zionist movement in 1897, but the symbol continued to be controversial for many years afterward. When the modern state of Israel was founded, there was much debate over whether this symbol should be used on the flag.
Today, the Magen David is a universally recognized symbol of Jewry. It appears on the flag of the state of Israel, and the Israeli equivalent of the Red Cross is known as the Red Magen David. "
http://starofdavid.20m.com/index.html
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| Fiji Joe |
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Some Guy wrote:
Has Joey got his groove back?
Perhaps...sadly, rumor has it that Joey got his groove back the same way Stella did...by sleeping with a well-hung black man |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Joey got his groove back the same way Stella did...by sleeping with a well-hung black man
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Gypsy , circa 2002 :
Built like she was
She had the nerve to ask me
If I planned to do her any harm
So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And-a we went riding
Down by old man Johnson's farm
I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed
She wasn't too bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how to get her kicks |
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| Bizarro JB |
Gypsy's pic is gone?...Time to get new wacking material |
| March 10th, 2005 10:05 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Gypsy's pic is gone?...Time to get new wacking material
Fiji ...................................
Here is a listing of all the concerts that Kansas City has ' lost ' to Omaha , NE since our brand spanking new , twenty - thousand seat , state - of - the - art QWEST CENTER ARENA was built :
Eric Clapton
The Eagles
Simon & Garfunkel
U2
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Fiji , I promise you , THE ROLLING STONES ain't EVER going back to Kemper .
Please , come to Joey ( I now feel connected to you again geographically ) and see the Stones with him in Omaha --- the airport is ten minutes away from Qwest and you can stay at the adjoining Hilton Hotel ( Brand new ) .
Come .............and party with the Joesy !
" Stones Friggin Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jazzy !
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[Edited by Joey] |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Fiji ...................................
Here is a listing of all the concerts that Kansas City has ' lost ' to Omaha , NE since our brand spanking new , twenty - thousand seat , state - of - the - art QWEST CENTER ARENA was built :
Eric Clapton
The Eagles
Simon & Garfunkel
U2
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Fiji , I promise you , THE ROLLING STONES ain't EVER going back to Kemper .
Please , come to Joey ( I now feel connected to you again geographically ) and see the Stones with him in Omaha --- the airport is ten minutes away from Qwest and you can stay at the adjoining Hilton Hotel ( Brand new ) .
Come .............and party with the Joesy !
" Stones Friggin Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jazzy !
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[Edited by Joey]
With the great United Center in Chicago, bands still book at the crappy Allstate Arena.....we lost the Wiggles!!!!!
Joey, dogsled your way to chicago so we may get jiggy with it. |
| March 10th, 2005 10:13 AM |
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| Joey |
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voodoopug wrote:
With the great United Center in Chicago, bands still book at the crappy Allstate Arena.....we lost the Wiggles!!!!!
Joey, dogsled your way to chicago so we may get jiggy with it.
Puggy ...........................
Please , come to Joey and see the Stones with him in Omaha --- the airport is ten minutes away from Qwest and you can stay at the adjoining Hilton Hotel ( Brand new ) .
Come , Puggy .............and party with the Joesy !
" Stones Friggin Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jazzy !
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[ Edited by Pete Townshend / MaxLugar / Tim Robbins ]
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