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February 20th, 2005 04:46 PM
Scottfree I'm kind of liking Bizzaro JB, he doesn't take as much byte space up as the original....Not to mention it's the funniest fucking thing I've seen a long time, may the Lord Jesus bless whom ever created him.....


I didn't get to post in the tribute to JB, so I felt this was worthy of a thread......Pardon me.....
February 20th, 2005 05:46 PM
Joey
quote:
Scottfree wrote:
I'm kind of liking Bizzaro JB, he doesn't take as much byte space up as the original....Not to mention it's the funniest fucking thing I've seen a long time, may the Lord Jesus bless whom ever created him.....


I didn't get to post in the tribute to JB, so I felt this was worthy of a thread......Pardon me.....



Bizzaro JB ( B.JB ) is BETTER than the real thing !!!!

Jacky Caked !
February 21st, 2005 10:50 AM
Bizarro JB Tee Hee
February 21st, 2005 10:53 AM
Jumacfly
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Tee Hee



Hi Bizarro JB, what's up in Bizarro Boca Raton??
February 21st, 2005 11:10 AM
Bizarro JB Wealth, women and song..what else
February 21st, 2005 11:16 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Wealth, women and song..what else



February 21st, 2005 01:37 PM
Scottfree
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Wealth, women and song..what else


No Jew list?
February 21st, 2005 01:46 PM
Fiji Joe No Scot...BJB limits himself, for the most part, to abrubpt one liners and cut and paste rehashes of his archived material...from time to time...for old time's sake...he responds with an emoticon
February 21st, 2005 01:49 PM
Scottfree
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
No Scot...BJB limits himself, for the most part, to abrubpt one liners and cut and paste rehashes of his archived material...from time to time...for old time's sake...he responds with an emoticon



Sounds familiar, but that is really cool and efficient...
February 21st, 2005 01:59 PM
Fiji Joe Hey...what can you expect?...we're lucky just to have that...BJB was created in a laboratory...actually, nature's laboratory...he was found under a pile of cow dung
February 21st, 2005 02:27 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hey...what can you expect?...we're lucky just to have that...BJB was created in a laboratory...actually, nature's laboratory...he was found under a pile of cow dung





i dont think the real jb likes bizarro
February 21st, 2005 03:26 PM
kath mmmmmmmm.......nummy!!!
February 21st, 2005 04:10 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
mmmmmmmm.......nummy!!!



February 21st, 2005 04:18 PM
kath i have that in the cow version...cow pooping brown jelly beans. pretty disgusting....one of my favorite toys.
February 21st, 2005 04:26 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
i have that in the cow version...cow pooping brown jelly beans. pretty disgusting....one of my favorite toys.





it is one of those days...working when many here are not is depressing.
[Edited by voodoopug]
February 22nd, 2005 09:30 AM
Joey
" The hell they don't! They DO care...everyone cares about joshy...deep down...they won't admit it...but they do.
I miss him dearly and think of him constantly. I wish I knew what he wore today. "

Hello My Queen Bee ...........................


Come to Joey Sugar !


Joeykins ! ™

February 22nd, 2005 10:45 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:

" The hell they don't! They DO care...everyone cares about joshy...deep down...they won't admit it...but they do.
I miss him dearly and think of him constantly. I wish I knew what he wore today. "

Hello My Queen Bee ...........................


Come to Joey Sugar !


Joeykins ! ™





come to the pug joey....come on over...


[Edited by voodoopug]
February 22nd, 2005 10:55 AM
Fiji Joe Wow...you guys...Joey and Pug...are just so metrosexual...
February 22nd, 2005 10:59 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Wow...you guys...Joey and Pug...are just so metrosexual...





still waiting to hear bizarro jb speak today
February 22nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Fiji Joe I'm not sure about Bizarro JB today...he and I watched I-Robot last night and he got a little freaked out...he would pace to and fro, lift his leg, fart, and then pace to and fro again...I'm not sure what he was trying to communicate...but the wife was not happy
February 22nd, 2005 11:05 AM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
I'm not sure about Bizarro JB today...he and I watched I-Robot last night and he got a little freaked out...he would pace to and fro, lift his leg, fart, and then pace to and fro again...I'm not sure what he was trying to communicate...but the wife was not happy




Outstanding Post Fij.


Please feel free to take the rest of the day off work .

Surscee Joe !
February 22nd, 2005 01:35 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:



Outstanding Post Fij.


Please feel free to take the rest of the day off work .

Surscee Joe !



February 22nd, 2005 06:30 PM
Fiji Joe Well...it's after 5...I'm taking the rest of the day off
February 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM
glencar Man, Bizarro JB is almost as good as the original. Joshy, you must come back.
February 23rd, 2005 09:18 AM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
Man, Bizarro JB is almost as good as the original. Joshy, you must come back.



My Baby is gone for GOOD !


Thank GOD for BJB and ...........................

W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ..... Oh , sure ! :


I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders.


Jazzy !
February 23rd, 2005 10:23 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:


My Baby is gone for GOOD !


Thank GOD for BJB and ...........................

W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ..... Oh , sure ! :


I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders.


Jazzy !



for you my young squire:

February 23rd, 2005 11:19 AM
Joey

Hello Puggy ...............


I just took my morning sh## and ..........W- W- What ?!?! ......Oh , SURE ! :

" Who's On First......

" George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone "

JACKY !
February 23rd, 2005 11:38 AM
Fiji Joe I must say...this Joey and Pug combo is rank...not very entertaining...Does anyone recall the Saturday morning show, The Bugaloos?..."they're in the air and everywhere"...
that show was emmy material compared to this crap

Someone needs to apologize to JB quickly...for Joey's sake...the kid is falling faster than Michael Jackson's pants at a Chucky Cheese happy hour
February 23rd, 2005 11:47 AM
voodoopug

footage of the removal of said "Morning Dump"
February 23rd, 2005 11:50 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
I must say...this Joey and Pug combo is rank...not very entertaining...Does anyone recall the Saturday morning show, The Bugaloos?..."they're in the air and everywhere"...
that show was emmy material compared to this crap

Someone needs to apologize to JB quickly...for Joey's sake...the kid is falling faster than Michael Jackson's pants at a Chucky Cheese happy hour



sequels are hardly ever better than the original. I ask that you give us time to fall into our niche. Fij, if you would like jb back, the public apology he requests is from Kent, he would be best to attempt to persuade. In the meantime, we shall do our best to inform you, entertain you, and maybe even give you a laugh or two as Joey and I represent the webs best example of Riddling, Diddling and Country Fiddling!........as they say, DEVELOPING
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