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February 24th, 2005 10:50 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:


" Well...as I later learned...the old man was not shouting "Attica" at all...he was not inciting a revolt...as it turns out...he was shouting "sciatica...sciatica"...it seems the old man was in pain...

Armed with this new information...I again thought to myself...sciatica?...shut the fuck up old man...no one gives a damn about you "



***************** BLANK FRIGGIN STARE ********************

WTF ?!?!


I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders.


Kinder , Gentler Jacky !





Joey: Its time to cover yourself in canola oil!
February 24th, 2005 11:56 AM
Fiji Joe Not surprising that you two stare blankly and uncomprehendingly...like cows in a passing train...Fiji will not dumb down for any mass audience
February 24th, 2005 11:58 AM
Joey " ..like cows in a passing train... "




< ------------------ W- W- W- What ?!?! ....Oh , OK ! :
Livermore Valley ~ Vendimia 2001

Wine Style
The red Meritage is a subtle, sophisticated, Bordeaux-style blend that has elegance and finesse. Each varietal was aged separately in small oak barrels before being masterfully blended to showcase the best attributes of each of the grape types.

Flavor Profile
The 2001 Meritage is a big, rich wine, with black cherry and cassis aromas from the Cabernet Sauvignon and the Merlot. The Cabernet Franc adds a nice level of mint, and helps add weight to the front and mid palate. The wine is rounded out with well-integrated vanilla, chocolate, coconut, and clove flavors. The tannin, most of which are delivered by the Cabernet Sauvignon, are greatly aided by the Petite Verdot, creating a rich, yet subtle and smooth wine. Combining these tannins with the acid will allow the wine to age for many years.

Varietals
77% Cabernet Sauvignon
5% Merlot
8% Cabernet Franc
16% Petite Verdot

Aging
21 months in 60-gallon French oak barrels

Vineyards
Our 92-acre estate vineyard was first planted in 1884, and is sustainable farmed and hand-harvested. Planted are 29 acres of clone 7 Cabernet Sauvignon; 10 acres of clone 1 Merlot; 4.7 acres of clone 2 Petite Verdot; and 2.5 acres of clone 1 Cabernet Franc.

Alcohol: 13.5%
Total Acidity: .63g/100ml
Ph: 3.82
Residual Sugar: Dry


http://www.murrietaswell.com/redmeritage.html
February 24th, 2005 12:08 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:
" ..like cows in a passing train... "




< ------------------ W- W- W- What ?!?! ....Oh , OK ! :
Livermore Valley ~ Vendimia 2001

Wine Style
The red Meritage is a subtle, sophisticated, Bordeaux-style blend that has elegance and finesse. Each varietal was aged separately in small oak barrels before being masterfully blended to showcase the best attributes of each of the grape types.

Flavor Profile
The 2001 Meritage is a big, rich wine, with black cherry and cassis aromas from the Cabernet Sauvignon and the Merlot. The Cabernet Franc adds a nice level of mint, and helps add weight to the front and mid palate. The wine is rounded out with well-integrated vanilla, chocolate, coconut, and clove flavors. The tannin, most of which are delivered by the Cabernet Sauvignon, are greatly aided by the Petite Verdot, creating a rich, yet subtle and smooth wine. Combining these tannins with the acid will allow the wine to age for many years.

Varietals
77% Cabernet Sauvignon
5% Merlot
8% Cabernet Franc
16% Petite Verdot

Aging
21 months in 60-gallon French oak barrels

Vineyards
Our 92-acre estate vineyard was first planted in 1884, and is sustainable farmed and hand-harvested. Planted are 29 acres of clone 7 Cabernet Sauvignon; 10 acres of clone 1 Merlot; 4.7 acres of clone 2 Petite Verdot; and 2.5 acres of clone 1 Cabernet Franc.

Alcohol: 13.5%
Total Acidity: .63g/100ml
Ph: 3.82
Residual Sugar: Dry


http://www.murrietaswell.com/redmeritage.html



i was driving home early sunday morning......listing to Joey singing....

Definitions of Lager on the Web:

(1) To store beer at low temperatures for a period of weeks or months prior to consumption. (2) Beer that has been lagered.
www.alabev.com/glossary.htm

Any beer which has been fermented at cool temperatures using a cold-tolerant (lager) yeast, then stored cold for anywhere from several weeks to several months, to smooth out the flavor.
hbd.org/uchima/glossary/glossary.html

By this definition ale is a traditional style found mainly in Britain and Northwest Europe and characterised by relatively high fermentation and serving temperatures, top-fermenting yeast strains and specialist malts and hops. This technical characterisation, however, only came to prominence during the rise of Brit-lager in the mid-twentieth century.
www.personal.leeds.ac.uk/~phljbs/brewing_glossary.html

"To store." A long, cold period of subdued fermentation and sedimentation to active (primary) fermentation. Any beer produced with bottom-fermenting or lager yeast.
www.foamrangers.com/brewhouse/glossary_L.html

A type of beer. A type of yeast. (see Ale) Also, to cold condition beer by slowly dropping the temperature at the end of secondary fermentation. The temperature is brought down to about 32 F (0C). Once it's there, it stays for a while. This gives clearer, cleaner tasting beer.
thor.he.net/~gludlow/brewgly.html

Beer that is stored in its cask or vat until free of sediment and crystal clear. It's a light, bubbly, golden brew that ranks as America's most popular.
home.earthlink.net/~tmlphx/Dictionary/terms_and_definitions.htm

A classification of beer styles made with a bottom fermenting yeast, lagers generally are smooth, elegant, crisp, and clean. Lagering/Aging/ColdConditioning/Ruh Storage: A period of one to many weeks following or including fermentation in which the temperature of the beer is slowly reduced. This helps reduce the harsher secondary products of fermentation, while clarifying and mellowing the beer. Lambic: Wheat beer originally produced in the Bruxelloise region of Belgium with a strong acidic character from the spontaneous fermentation from wild yeast. Lautering/Mash Filtration: The separation of solids (the mash) from the liquid malt extract called wort. Lauter Tun: One of the vessels used in the brewing process, used to filter the liquid wort from the solid mash. Lauter Tuns usually have a false bottom which opens up to filter the mash. Light Ale: In England, an alternative term for bottled bitter. In Scotland, a dark ale of low gravity.
www.easteuroconsult.com/beer/beerdict.htm

Lager is the general term for a bottom fermenting beer. Lagers are fermented at cold temperatures for up to 2 weeks and then are "lagered" for up to 3 months at temperatures approaching freezing. The word "lager" comes from the German word meaning "to store."
www.viennatonight.com/main/beerglos.htm

Any beer that is bottom fermented (the yeast rests on the bottom of the fermenting vessel under the beer) is usually refered to as a lager. Specifically there are 5 types of lagers: Pilsner, Dortmunder, Bock, Vienna (a.k.a Octoberfest), and Munich. Most of the commercial beers brewed in the world are lagers.
www.geocities.com/salacioushomebrew/definitions/definiti.htm

Beers made from bottom-fermenting yeast and aged at near-freezing temperatures.
www.lynnwoodinn.com/content/beerterm.htm

Legal Acceptability Guide for Electronic Records
www.labcompliance.com/glossary/j-n-glossary.htm

From the German word to store, lagers represent a major family of beers. They have a longer and cooler fermentation period than ales, and are brewed with bottom-fermenting yeast. Most German and North American beers are lagers.
www.homebrewadventures.com/resource_center/glossary/glossary.html

A type of beer of German origin that contains a relatively small amount of hops and is aged from six weeks to six months to allow sedimentation. Also called lager beer. [German, short for Lagerbier : Lager, storehouse, cellar (from Middle High German leger, from Old High German legar, bed, lair.] German - lag, liegen, verb; to lie, leave be.
rreu.11net.com/yuengling/definitions.htm

A type of beer that is stores at low tempuratures for several months for aging after it has been brewed.
web.ics.purdue.edu/~andersem/info.html

Literally, to store. More specifically, in brewing practice, "lager" means to gradually lower a beer to near freezing temperatures after primary fermentation. Once a temperature of 32°F - 35°F is attained, the lagering phase often lasts for two to three weeks with top-fermented beers or one to six months for bottom-fermented beers.
www.salgaul.com/Pub%20Frames/B1-Gloss.html

laager: a camp defended by a circular formation of wagons
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

a general term for beer made with bottom fermenting yeast (usually by decoction mashing); originally it was brewed in March or April and matured until September
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

February 24th, 2005 02:04 PM
Bizarro JB Tee Hee

I refuse to believe that:

that they persecute a cartoon camel while a cholesterol pimping red-headed clown walks free

that justice is blind...I've seen it watching TV

that somewhere in middle Nebraska there is not an alien pod which in the glove box you'll will find Michael Jackson's other glove

that Clay Aiken and Pinnochio are not one and the same

that "rats live on no evil star" reads the same frontwards and backwards

that there is any such thing as "elfin-magic"

your daddy can whoop my daddy

Sosa grabbed a cork bat by mistake

that the railroad was really built by chinamen

that with all the technology in the world today, no one can give me a staight answer as to where butterflys go when it rains

and...

that if I keep doing "it" I'm gonna go blind
February 24th, 2005 02:17 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Tee Hee

I refuse to believe that:

that they persecute a cartoon camel while a cholesterol pimping red-headed clown walks free

that justice is blind...I've seen it watching TV

that somewhere in middle Nebraska there is not an alien pod which in the glove box you'll will find Michael Jackson's other glove

that Clay Aiken and Pinnochio are not one and the same

that "rats live on no evil star" reads the same frontwards and backwards

that there is any such thing as "elfin-magic"

your daddy can whoop my daddy

Sosa grabbed a cork bat by mistake

that the railroad was really built by chinamen

that with all the technology in the world today, no one can give me a staight answer as to where butterflys go when it rains

and...

that if I keep doing "it" I'm gonna go blind




I hope Shammy gets hurt and never plays again
February 24th, 2005 03:25 PM
Joey
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Tee Hee

I refuse to believe that:

that they persecute a cartoon camel while a cholesterol pimping red-headed clown walks free

that justice is blind...I've seen it watching TV

that somewhere in middle Nebraska there is not an alien pod which in the glove box you'll will find Michael Jackson's other glove

that Clay Aiken and Pinnochio are not one and the same

that "rats live on no evil star" reads the same frontwards and backwards

that there is any such thing as "elfin-magic"

your daddy can whoop my daddy

Sosa grabbed a cork bat by mistake

that the railroad was really built by chinamen

that with all the technology in the world today, no one can give me a staight answer as to where butterflys go when it rains

and...

that if I keep doing "it" I'm gonna go blind





Outstanding Post BJB

Please feel free to take the rest of the day off work .


I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders.
February 24th, 2005 03:34 PM
voodoopug I will miss bjb when i am away!
February 24th, 2005 03:43 PM
kath hilarious post, bjb...
February 24th, 2005 03:48 PM
voodoopug
quote:
kath wrote:
hilarious post, bjb...



below average post Kath....you need to do better than this.
February 24th, 2005 04:11 PM
Fiji Joe Damn right BJB's post was hilarious!...the hack has taken to cutting and pasting from MY archived posts...He must have run out of material from JB's
February 24th, 2005 04:15 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Damn right BJB's post was hilarious!...the hack has taken to cutting and pasting from MY archived posts...He must have run out of material from JB's



as a new poster, he is still getting his "stage legs" Bjb will do just fine.....until he starts stealing my posts that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 24th, 2005 04:16 PM
Fiji Joe You got material?
February 24th, 2005 04:19 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
You got material?



i can sense your envy.....you love my posts....they feed the need........





i may miss you most of all when I am away Fiji
February 24th, 2005 04:22 PM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
You got material?



Take THIS !!!!! :

February 23, 2005 -- The Rock106.7

" Paul McCartney's lead guitarist, Rusty Anderson, says that although McCartney is now taking his time recording his upcoming album, that wasn't the case during his first sessions with McCartney in Los Angeles back in 2001.

Anderson told that during the "Driving Rain" sessions four years ago, McCartney was tireless in the studio: "Basically what it was, was we went in for two weeks non-stop, I think we had one day off... It was a little over two weeks off maybe and we, we recorded really quickly like the very first day that I came in, I met Paul and an hour later we had started recording... And we recorded three songs that day."

He said that in addition to his regular touring band, McCartney is also recording with outside musicians and several different producers.

McCartney's upcoming U.S. tour will kick off on September 16th in Miami at the American Airlines Arena.

The only other confirmed date so far is November 30th in Los Angeles -- although it's still up in the air whether McCartney will be performing at the Staples Center or at The Hollywood Bowl.

Other cites with unconfirmed dates and/or venues include Atlanta, Washington, D.C, Boston, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, Chicago, St. Paul/Minneapolis, Des Moines, Denver and Las Vegas.

Anderson is playing select club dates to promote his first solo album Undressing Underwater -- which features McCartney on bass and backing vocals on the opening track "Hurt Myself."

http://homepage.mac.com/paul_mccartney/macca_report/news.htm#anchor299674
February 24th, 2005 04:33 PM
Scottfree
quote:
Joey wrote:


Take THIS !!!!! :

February 23, 2005 -- The Rock106.7

" Paul McCartney's lead guitarist, Rusty Anderson, says that although McCartney is now taking his time recording his upcoming album, that wasn't the case during his first sessions with McCartney in Los Angeles back in 2001.

Anderson told that during the "Driving Rain" sessions four years ago, McCartney was tireless in the studio: "Basically what it was, was we went in for two weeks non-stop, I think we had one day off... It was a little over two weeks off maybe and we, we recorded really quickly like the very first day that I came in, I met Paul and an hour later we had started recording... And we recorded three songs that day."

He said that in addition to his regular touring band, McCartney is also recording with outside musicians and several different producers.

McCartney's upcoming U.S. tour will kick off on September 16th in Miami at the American Airlines Arena.

The only other confirmed date so far is November 30th in Los Angeles -- although it's still up in the air whether McCartney will be performing at the Staples Center or at The Hollywood Bowl.

Other cites with unconfirmed dates and/or venues include Atlanta, Washington, D.C, Boston, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, Chicago, St. Paul/Minneapolis, Des Moines, Denver and Las Vegas.

Anderson is playing select club dates to promote his first solo album Undressing Underwater -- which features McCartney on bass and backing vocals on the opening track "Hurt Myself."

http://homepage.mac.com/paul_mccartney/macca_report/news.htm#anchor299674




Does Macca information need to be counter balanced by a jew list?
February 24th, 2005 04:33 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
You got material?



February 24th, 2005 10:24 PM
Soldatti Great post Joey
Best Macca Yet!
February 25th, 2005 08:56 AM
Bizarro JB The Beatles suck!
February 25th, 2005 09:52 AM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Not surprising that you two stare blankly and uncomprehendingly...like cows in a passing train...Fiji will not dumb down for any mass audience




Fiji ..............................................


Could I please become YOUR muse ?!?!?!

My last one went all " It's Hard " & " Dirty Work " on me and now can't write for shit !!!!

Developing ........................

Shiver ..........................


Jerscee Joe ! ™

February 25th, 2005 10:04 AM
egon joey,

last weekend i was driving back to france and what did i see at a gasstation on the border of luxembourgh & france?

A mountain of redbull cans. they were on sale.
It made me think of you.

I did not see any jagermeister, but i did go for a good shit.
February 25th, 2005 10:10 AM
Joey
" but i did go for a good shit. "

Egon ....................................

You are absolutely precious and a very smart man .

One NEVER passes up an opportunity for a GOOD SHIT !!!!

Never !

Wait .....................................

**************** END TRANSMISSION ******************

February 25th, 2005 10:19 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:

" but i did go for a good shit. "

Egon ....................................

You are absolutely precious and a very smart man .

One NEVER passes up an opportunity for a GOOD SHIT !!!!

Never !

Wait .....................................

**************** END TRANSMISSION ******************





Joey: The kids are in the pool!
February 25th, 2005 12:26 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
Joey wrote:

Egon ....................................

You are absolutely precious and a very smart man .

One NEVER passes up an opportunity for a GOOD SHIT !!!!




Wait a second...Egon is a man?...I just assumed with that fagotty ass avatar he was a woman
[Edited by Fiji Joe]
February 25th, 2005 04:24 PM
Bizarro JB I am contemplating going to Maxy's new board to make fun of Joey with the rest of the guys...
February 25th, 2005 04:38 PM
Joey
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
The Beatles suck!



" He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?

Nowhere man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all 'till somebody else
Lends you a hand.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody. "


I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders.




February 25th, 2005 04:43 PM
Joey
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
I am contemplating going to Maxy's new board to make fun of Joey with the rest of the guys...




When www.MaxLugar.com first appeared on the scene , I clicked on it many times throughout the day in the desperate hope that something interesting would appear .......................I now click on www.MaxLugar.com in the wee wee hours of the morning whenever I can't asleep -- needless to say , I doze off within seconds after clicking on the site .

{ CA - RACK }

Triple Ronnie !


W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ...... Oh , sure ! :

************* A POSTER'S STORY **********************


( Another Review By The Joey ! )


Inchoate Longings ..............

You all remember Inchoate Longings .......those incipient yearnings of yore when an individual could write with the purest of magic and fire the reader with crisp , compact musings whilst offering definitive evidence that burning out and rusting are by no means the only alternatives left to superannuated Stones' Message Board Posters .

Well , www.Maxlugar.com is as far away from what message board posting must surely be as it is possible to get . Indeed , over at www.MaxLugar.com , I could sense shadows and taunting remnants of times when Max was striking , angry and exploring . But this new showcase of Maxy's is a deeply depressing and an unashamed rite of irrelevant , empty nostalgia and its unsatisfying , predictable triumph relying on past feats , the regressive belief of his flock and , most pathetically , props , gimmicks and his standard poses .

If readers were once inspired by what those old posts of Maxy's once meant , it really does NOT mean anything now . The new website of the MaxLugar's is unnecessary nostalgia : Unforgivably clinging to the past ; a damning diversion of spirit -- anything but fine posting -- such a static , stagnant waste of energy leaves one frustrated close to tears , and when the darkness falls and the effects hit home , cynical close to hateful . Pity is probably the only true reaction to www.MaxLugar.com . Maxy does not need to flop back -- He's already done EVERYTHING that he needs to -- indeed , the challenges went a long time ago .... all that's left are revival posts .

The www.MaxLugar.com is an appalling exhibition of complacency . So Sad . So Unnecessary .

I Thank You All for Your Time Today !

The Joey , Established 1999 and providing quality postings like this and many like it since day one .

The Joey ..........Quality ....Visionary .....Joey !


Jersee !
February 25th, 2005 04:43 PM
kath


here, i'll put an end to all this bullshit once and for all!!!


isn't that odd??
February 25th, 2005 04:45 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Joey wrote:



When www.MaxLugar.com first appeared on the scene , I clicked on it many times throughout the day in the desperate hope that something interesting would appear .......................I now click on www.MaxLugar.com in the wee wee hours of the morning whenever I can't asleep -- needless to say , I doze off within seconds after clicking on the site .

{ CA - RACK }

Triple Ronnie !


W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ...... Oh , sure ! :

************* A POSTER'S STORY **********************


( Another Review By The Joey ! )


Inchoate Longings ..............

You all remember Inchoate Longings .......those incipient yearnings of yore when an individual could write with the purest of magic and fire the reader with crisp , compact musings whilst offering definitive evidence that burning out and rusting are by no means the only alternatives left to superannuated Stones' Message Board Posters .

Well , www.Maxlugar.com is as far away from what message board posting must surely be as it is possible to get . Indeed , over at www.MaxLugar.com , I could sense shadows and taunting remnants of times when Max was striking , angry and exploring . But this new showcase of Maxy's is a deeply depressing and an unashamed rite of irrelevant , empty nostalgia and its unsatisfying , predictable triumph relying on past feats , the regressive belief of his flock and , most pathetically , props , gimmicks and his standard poses .

If readers were once inspired by what those old posts of Maxy's once meant , it really does NOT mean anything now . The new website of the MaxLugar's is unnecessary nostalgia : Unforgivably clinging to the past ; a damning diversion of spirit -- anything but fine posting -- such a static , stagnant waste of energy leaves one frustrated close to tears , and when the darkness falls and the effects hit home , cynical close to hateful . Pity is probably the only true reaction to www.MaxLugar.com . Maxy does not need to flop back -- He's already done EVERYTHING that he needs to -- indeed , the challenges went a long time ago .... all that's left are revival posts .

The www.MaxLugar.com is an appalling exhibition of complacency . So Sad . So Unnecessary .

I Thank You All for Your Time Today !

The Joey , Established 1999 and providing quality postings like this and many like it since day one .

The Joey ..........Quality ....Visionary .....Joey !


Jersee !



jjjjjjjjjOEY, i hope all is well in my absence. I wish you strength, avoid the TRANSITION.

Kath: Thats just wrong
February 25th, 2005 04:47 PM
kath ta da!!!
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