| March 10th, 2005 10:19 AM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Puggy ...........................
Please , come to Joey and see the Stones with him in Omaha --- the airport is ten minutes away from Qwest and you can stay at the adjoining Hilton Hotel ( Brand new ) .
Come , Puggy .............and party with the Joesy !
" Stones Friggin Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jazzy !
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[ Edited by Pete Townshend / MaxLugar / Tim Robbins ]
Will they arrange for pleasant company????????
not for me....for my friend |
| March 10th, 2005 10:30 AM |
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| Fiji Joe |
[quote]Joey wrote:
Fiji ...................................
Here is a listing of all the concerts that Kansas City has ' lost ' to Omaha , NE since our brand spanking new , twenty - thousand seat , state - of - the - art QWEST CENTER ARENA was built :
Eric Clapton
The Eagles
Simon & Garfunkel
U2
Britney Spears
Paul McCartney
Fiji , I promise you , THE ROLLING STONES ain't EVER going back to Kemper .
Joey...you do know that KC is building a new downtown arena?...yes?...and after its completion...will there be any reason for anyone to go to Omaha?...I mean besides the rodeo?
[Edited by Fiji Joe] |
| March 10th, 2005 10:38 AM |
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| voodoopug |
Joey:
Is there a better feeling than receiving a "unmarked, discretely packaged" shipment from the post office?????? |
| March 10th, 2005 11:13 AM |
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| Joey |
" Is there a better feeling than receiving a "unmarked, discretely packaged" shipment from the post office?????? "
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trick Question ?!?!
Spursce & Frisk ! ™
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| March 10th, 2005 12:03 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
"The very fact that Kansas City has let much smaller metropolitan areas like Omaha , NE & Des Moines , IA race ahead of you in the " Arena Building Business " is not only disturbing ..................it's is down right pityful ( sic ) !"
I could mention to you exactly why that happened...however...I'm sure I would be branded a racist...suffice it to say...white flight can have a devastating effect on inter-city politics...
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| March 10th, 2005 12:17 PM |
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| Uncle Remus |
Fiji! I'z gonna tro yo ass in da brar patch fo sho |
| March 10th, 2005 12:27 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Sup Remus |
| March 10th, 2005 01:40 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Uncle Remus wrote:
Fiji! I'z gonna tro yo ass in da brar patch fo sho
Pure Genius
Uncle Remy ( Martin ) ..................
You are much loved by The Joey ! |
| March 10th, 2005 02:01 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Tired...like the second episode of Full House tired |
| March 10th, 2005 02:28 PM |
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| Bizarro JB |
I'm back baby..check it |
| March 10th, 2005 02:37 PM |
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| Bizarro JB |
Dylan is , like the Fag Four, one of the most overrated artists of his generation.....it's pure torture to sit through one of his concerts with the exception of 3 songs:
1)Like a Rolling Stone
2)Tangled up in blues
3)Joker man |
| March 10th, 2005 02:40 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Dylan is , like the Fag Four, one of the most overrated artists of his generation.....it's pure torture to sit through one of his concerts with the exception of 3 songs:
1)Like a Rolling Stone
2)Tangled up in blues
3)Joker man
He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.
He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?
Nowhere man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all 'till somebody else
Lends you a hand.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.
He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.
http://www.visualsolutions.de/amylocane/
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| March 10th, 2005 02:54 PM |
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| Bizarro JB |
Rumour has it that the old JB is coming back...let's make something perfectly clear...I'm your JB now...get it?...I'm here, I'm queer and I'm in your face |
| March 10th, 2005 02:59 PM |
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| Schizo Joey |
W-W-W-W-What?????
did someone say here AND queer???
you must come to the Joey!! |
| March 10th, 2005 03:18 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Schizo Joey?...grow some funk of your own |
| March 10th, 2005 03:20 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Schizo Joey wrote:
W-W-W-W-What?????
did someone say here AND queer???
you must come to the Joey!!
You make Joey laugh like Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Schizo Joey " ...............I love you !!!!
Stantz & Kurtz ! ™ |
| March 10th, 2005 03:21 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Seriosuly though...the lavendner potleaf...what appears to be Charles Nelson Reilly circa his Price is Right years...the useless, halting posting style...that is some fine work...very fine work...hats off |
| March 10th, 2005 03:23 PM |
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| Joey |
" Seriosuly though...the lavendner potleaf...what appears to be Charles Nelson Reilly circa his Price is Right years... "
WTF ?!?!
U- UNGODLY old reference lost on all posters under the age of Fifty !
Get Ready .....................................
Here it comes , kids ! :
************* CUE PIGEON SHIT ! *********************
** PLOP ** PLOP ** PLOP
Baby Joe ! ™
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[ Edited by Baby Joe & Tim Robbins ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| March 10th, 2005 03:27 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
http://conversatron.com/askees/charlesnrb.jpg
Is that not CNR?
[Edited by Fiji Joe] |
| March 10th, 2005 03:58 PM |
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| Schizo Joey |
quote:
Joey wrote:
You make Joey laugh like Hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Schizo Joey " ...............I love you !!!!
Stantz & Kurtz ! ™
Laugh while you still can because you're not going to be laughing when I'm done here.
Cue Bernstein music.... |
| March 11th, 2005 12:15 PM |
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| Bizarro JB |
Where's fake Joey?...I wanna rassle |
| March 11th, 2005 12:18 PM |
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| Schizo Joey |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Hi!
I'm a moron, please pay attention to me, nobody else does.
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| March 11th, 2005 12:27 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
Where's fake Joey?...I wanna rassle
i am waiting for a bizarro VDP to show up to make this a three way dance! |
| March 11th, 2005 12:30 PM |
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| Schizo Joey |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
i am waiting for a bizarro VDP to show up to make this a three way dance!
Puggy don't say that, I must go take a dump now! This joke is still as funny today is it was last year when I began to tell it everyday. I'm a riot!
ha ha ha ha! |
| March 11th, 2005 12:33 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
Schizo Joey wrote:
Puggy don't say that, I must go take a dump now! This joke is still as funny today is it was last year when I began to tell it everyday. I'm a riot!
ha ha ha ha!
Tell me Schizo.... .how many joints you use to roll in a day?!? |
| March 11th, 2005 12:58 PM |
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| Schizo Joey |
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
Tell me Schizo.... .how many joints you use to roll in a day?!?
Has anybody seen my brain??????
I didn't stash it in my momma's panty drawer again, it wasn't in there when I raided it again yesterday!!!!
W-W-W-W-What????????
It oooozed out the crack of my ass while I was shitting!?!
WWHHHEEEEEESHH!!
Well at least I didn't misplace it ================>
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[Edited by The Tidy Bowl Man]
[Edited by Schizo Joey] |
| March 11th, 2005 01:17 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Seriosuly though...the lavendner potleaf...what appears to be Charles Nelson Reilly circa his Price is Right years... "
WTF ?!?!
U- UNGODLY old reference lost on all posters under the age of Fifty !
Get Ready .....................................
Here it comes , kids ! :
************* CUE PIGEON SHIT ! *********************
** PLOP ** PLOP ** PLOP
Baby Joe ! ™
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[ Edited by Baby Joe & Tim Robbins ]
[Edited by Joey]
That, fellow colleagues is one more example of good posting......
This PLOP PLOP thing made me laugh my lungs off...... |
| March 11th, 2005 01:19 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
This "PLOP PLOP PLOP" thing is just a warning of what is about to come....... |
| March 11th, 2005 01:21 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Notice that...... it's not about how long his post can get....but how deep in the feelings it can reach......
Say it ain't so touchy! |
| March 11th, 2005 01:51 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
That, fellow colleagues is one more example of good posting......
This PLOP PLOP thing made me laugh my lungs off......
Bless You My Brother ...........................
You are much loved by the Jo Jo
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