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March 15th, 2005 02:45 PM
Bizarro JB
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


the real jb is very fond of pugs



Wrong. The real JB is very fond of pigs. Big, fat, dusty, cornfed Nebraska farmgirls who smell of chicken shit and rubber. Where you been you don't know that?
March 15th, 2005 02:46 PM
Bizarro JB Retirement. ----------- After stepping down from the
presidency in January 1969, Johnson returned to his ranch
in Texas. There he and his aides prepared his memoirs,
which were published in 1971 as The Vantage Point:
Perspectives of the Presidency, 1963-1969. He also
supervised construction of the Johnson presidential library
in Austin. Johnson died on Jan. 22, 1973, 5 days before the
conclusion of the treaty by which the United States
withdrew from Vietnam.

Bibliography

Evans, Rowland, and Novak, Robert, Lyndon B. Johnson, The
Exercise of

Geyelin, Philip, Lyndon B. Johnson and the World (1966);

Goldman, Eric F., The Tragedy of Lyndon Johnson (1969);

Johnson, Lady Bird, White House Diary (1970);

Kearns, Doris, Lyndon Johnson and the American Dream (1976);

Schandler, Herbert, The Unmaking of a President: Lyndon
Johnson and

Vietnam (1977);

White, Theodore, The Making of the President--1964 (1965);

Wicker, Tom, JFK and LBJ: The Influence of Personality Upon
Politics

Joey, The, How to Lure Little Boys to Your Adult Tree House (2003)
March 15th, 2005 02:53 PM
Fiji Joe
quote:
Fuc*ing Andrew wrote:
Ha Ha. Good one Fiji. Joey is confused.



March 15th, 2005 02:55 PM
Joey " Richard Nixon , the 37th President of the United States , was born on January 9, 1913 in a small farmhouse in Yorba Linda, California and raised in nearby Whittier. He attended Whittier College and Duke University School of Law and then joined a law firm in his home town. He and Patricia Ryan were married in 1940.

In 1942 he applied for and received a Navy commission and was assigned to duty in the Pacific. He won a seat in the House of Representatives in 1946; in 1948 he took the lead role, as a member of the House Committee on Un-American Activities, in investigating espionage charges against Alger Hiss, who had spied for the Soviet Union before and during World War II. The case turned the young congressman into a national figure as well as a controversial one among those who asserted Hiss's innocence. After two terms he was elected to the U.S. Senate. In 1952 General Eisenhower selected him as his running mate. He was Vice President for eight years. After losing to John F. Kennedy by a razor-thin margin in 1960 and then making an unsuccessful bid for governor of California in 1962, he practiced law, wrote, and traveled extensively in Europe and Asia. "

.................................................
[ Edited by LBJ ]

[Edited by Joey]
March 15th, 2005 03:00 PM
Bizarro JB Hey guys!!

So tonight I was reading the liner notes for the Import: Definitive Monkees [Bonus Disc].

For Mike's mini-bio: In [sorry, forgot year--but remember, he formed duo with John London back in Tx pre-Monkees], Mike formed a duet with John Lennon.



Boy, would things ever be different!!!
March 15th, 2005 03:01 PM
Joey
" After a painstaking political comeback that astonished political friends and foes alike, he was elected President in 1968 winning re-election in 1972 by an historic margin. While in office he opened the door to the People's Republic of China, established the policy of détente with the Soviet Union, laid the foundation for the Mideast peace process, and pursued domestic initiatives that included establishing the Environmental Protection Agency, launching the "war on cancer," and bringing about the peaceful desegregation of public schools in the South. He made four appointments to the Supreme Court, including the current Chief Justice, William Rehnquist. "
March 15th, 2005 03:03 PM
Fiji Joe [quote]Joey wrote:
" Richard Nixon , the 37th President of the United States , was born on January 9, 1913 in a small farmhouse in Yorba Linda, California and raised in nearby Whittier. He attended Whittier College and Duke University School of Law and then joined a law firm in his home town. He and Patricia Ryan were married in 1940.

In 1942 he applied for and received a Navy commission and was assigned to duty in the Pacific. He won a seat in the House of Representatives in 1946; in 1948 he took the lead role, as a member of the House Committee on Un-American Activities, in investigating espionage charges against Alger Hiss, who had spied for the Soviet Union before and during World War II. The case turned the young congressman into a national figure as well as a controversial one among those who asserted Hiss's innocence. After two terms he was elected to the U.S. Senate. In 1952 General Eisenhower selected him as his running mate. He was Vice President for eight years. After losing to John F. Kennedy by a razor-thin margin in 1960 and then making an unsuccessful bid for governor of California in 1962, he practiced law, wrote, and traveled extensively in Europe and Asia. "




This my friends is a man who has no game...let the world witness how the once proud Joey has been reduced to incessant babbling stolen from an Encyclopedia Britannica...He was...simply put...Robert McNamara'ed into submission

March 15th, 2005 03:08 PM
Joey " ...Robert McNamara'ed into submission "

< ------ Ancient " Simon & Gayfunkel " reference lost on all young Posters !

Funny little fella !!!!!

Here it comes folks ! :

**** CUE PIGEON SHIT ******

W- W- W- W- What ?!?! .................Oh , .............ALRIGHT ! :

" The central event of the the years Richard Nixon served as President --influencing virtually every aspect of U.S. foreign and domestic policy, causing substantial cultural and social upheaval, and leading ultimately to Watergate -- was the Vietnam war.

When President Nixon took office in January 1969, he became responsible for the lives of 540,000 young Americans who had been sent to Indochina under the policies of the Kennedy and Johnson administrations. Choosing not to abandon an ally to certain defeat by the armies of communist North Vietnam, the President began withdrawing U.S. troops while bolstering South Vietnam's capacity to defend itself and, when necessary, making Hanoi pay a substantial price for its aggression. Actions such as the Cambodian incursion in May 1970 and the bombing of North Vietnam in May 1972 and again in December saved American and South Vietnamese lives and won broad public support but drew harsh criticism from the anti-war movement, the prestige media, and the Democratic Congress. "







March 15th, 2005 03:28 PM
Bizarro JB It's like this...The Beatles are like JB...all style but very little substance...The Stones, on the other hand, are like Fiji...a big fat blob of bacon fat with a whole lotta soul...One makes you shake your head...the other makes you shake your rump"

"Forget it man...JB has already established a new identity at the Monkees message board...he is now known as Peter Dork"

"JB is a hack...straight outta Jacksonville...his loyal minions on this board go a long way towards explaining the success of facsism in the 20th century...Seriously...never have so many kissed the ass of a man who has done so little"

"Excellent analogy...JB...Pauly Shore...they're both sort of void of any substance whatsoever...and both, quite clearly, are willing to do anything for money"

"Oh, he (JB) may make the Rocks Off hall of fame...but only in a Jackie Robinson kinda way...he is, after all, responsible for breaking the idiot barrier"
March 15th, 2005 03:31 PM
Joey
" In January 1973, the Paris Peace Accords were signed, ending direct U.S. military involvement and paving the way for return of U.S. prisoners of war, many of whom had been brutally tortured by the communists. At the same time, the American side pledged to continue to support South Vietnam with military and economic assistance and by using air power if the communists violated the terms of the treaties. Recent scholarship suggests that as a result of the Nixon Administration's war policies and its tactics in the peace talks at Paris, its goal of preserving the freedoms of the people of South Vietnam and Cambodia might have been fully achieved if the United States had kept its promises after the pact was signed. "
March 15th, 2005 03:55 PM
Bizarro JB The Joey/Josh thing became stale...like Happy Days during the Chachi years..."

"The Joey/Pug combo reminds me of when Andy Griffith left his own show and they tried to replace him by showing more Goober and Howard Sprague...it sucked balls"

"I'm afraid, from this point on, Joey will be nothing more than Voodoopug's flamboyantly fagotty side-kick"

"Joey has become the Roger Daltrey of posters...ironic huh?"

"Joey is deeper down in the abyss than a week old Dorito under Rosie's O'Donnell's fourth belly roll...and knowing that, we can all guess he ain't coming out..."

"When JB left, a part of Joey died...the interesting and witty part...what is left is the part that rides the short bus to school"

"Sadly, rumor has it that Joey got his groove back the same way Stella did...by sleeping with a well-hung black man"

"JOEY ...Fiji's opened up a #10 can of ASSWHUP!!!...all over your face!!!...SUPERSIZED ASSWHUP!!!"

"Let the world witness how the once proud Joey has been reduced to incessant babbling stolen from an Encyclopedia Britannica...He was...simply put...Robert McNamara'ed into submission"
March 15th, 2005 03:59 PM
Joey
" A few months after the war ended, President Nixon was charged with complicity in blocking the FBI's investigation of the June 1972 Watergate break-in. In a political atmosphere made even more corrosive by Democratic control of Congress, residual tension over Vietnam, and the nation's deepening economic and energy-supply woes, the investigation was broadened to include matters ranging from the President's conduct of the Vietnam war to his income tax returns and security expenditures ordered by the Secret Service at his and Mrs. Nixon's personal residences "
March 15th, 2005 04:05 PM
glencar Holy moley! This is still going on? This is the longest death scene since my high school production of "Romeo & Juliet."
March 15th, 2005 04:07 PM
Joey
" After the House Judiciary Committee passed three Articles of Impeachment in July 1974 and the Supreme Court ordered the release of White House tapes that appeared to implicate the President further in Watergate, he decided to resign on August 9, 1974, prior to impeachment by the full House and the Senate trial that would have followed. Even though he was entitled under the Constitution to a trial conducted according to rules of evidence, he said that he did not want the nation preoccupied with Watergate for months to come. His second Vice President, Gerald R. Ford, was sworn in as President the same day. "

March 15th, 2005 04:09 PM
glencar Railroaded into history. The Dems will always suck dick.
March 15th, 2005 04:09 PM
Joey
" During and after Watergate, meanwhile, Congress drastically cut aid to South Vietnam. While her troops fought bravely and well for months despite their depleted resources and the absence of any U.S. support from the air, South Vietnam was overrun by a Soviet Union-supported invasion by North Vietnam in April 1975. A U.S.-backed regime in Cambodia also fell, and in the wake of their victory the communist Khmer Rouge killed as many as two million Cambodians during an ideological cleansing campaign. "

March 15th, 2005 04:12 PM
glencar The Dems always fuck over our allies. I hope Condi wins in 3 years.
March 15th, 2005 04:13 PM
Joey
" After he resigned the Presidency, President and Mrs. Nixon returned to their home in San Clemente, where they lived until moving to New York City in 1980. In 1981, they moved to northern Bergen County, New Jersey.

In retirement President Nixon traveled throughout the United States and in dozens of countries in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Mideast. In the fall of 1985 he undertook a five-week fact-finding trip, visiting and meeting with top leaders in China, Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Burma, Pakistan, Turkey, and Great Britain. In 1986 he returned to the Soviet Union to meet with Mikhail Gorbachev. Analysts later credited him with bringing the Reagan Administration and Soviet leaders closer to their eventual agreement to limit intermediate-range nuclear forces in Europe. In October 1989, during his sixth visit to China, he publicly expressed the outrage of the American people over the government crackdown in Tiananmen Square that June. "

March 15th, 2005 04:14 PM
glencar I know a guy who lives in Bergen Co. He's quite "Joshy-like" if you catch my drift.
March 15th, 2005 04:14 PM
Joey
" In the spring of 1991, after his first meeting with Boris Yeltsin in Moscow, he became an outspoken opponent of further aid to Gorbachev's regime. After the fall of Soviet communism at year's end, he advocated vigorous measures by the United States and its allies to support Russia's historic transition toward political and economic freedom. In the course of this work he wrote articles, gave speeches, consulted with the Bush and Clinton Administrations, and made annual visits to non-communist Russia beginning in 1992. "
March 15th, 2005 04:18 PM
Fiji Joe So we (even JB) were all laughing at Joey at www.maxlugar.com and the comment was made that "Joey is out of material...the response was made "Joey never had material"...to wit, the skillfully timed response caused us all to pontificate...and so it was...we thought about it for a short time...and we determined that although not entirely true, the answer was much closer to the statement of "Joey never had material"...so we thought a little more and decided to list all original statements ever posted by The Joey in his 14,000+ posts at Rocks Off..To wit, they are as follows:

You are much loved by the Joey
Come to the Joey
You make Joey cry
You make young Joey cry
You make baby Joey cry
You make Joey weep and shit liquid
You make young Joey weep and shit liquid
You make baby Joey weep and shit liquid
W-W-W-What?
W-W-W-What...Ok
WTF?


As you can see...an absolutley embarassing body of work for 4+ years of posting...
March 15th, 2005 04:19 PM
Joey
" His ten books, all bestsellers, include Six Crises (1962); his memoirs; and his last, Beyond Peace (May 1994). In 1985, he became the first former President voluntarily to give up lifetime Secret Service protection, saving taxpayers $3 million a year "
March 15th, 2005 04:20 PM
Bizarro JB
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
So we (even JB) were all laughing at Joey at www.maxlugar.com and the comment was made that "Joey is out of material...the response was made "Joey never had material"...to wit, the skillfully timed response caused us all to pontificate...and so it was...we thought about it for a short time...and we determined that although not entirely true, the answer was much closer to the statement of "Joey never had material"...so we thought a little more and decided to list all original statements ever posted by The Joey in his 14,000+ posts at Rocks Off..To wit, they are as follows:

You are much loved by the Joey
Come to the Joey
You make Joey cry
You make young Joey cry
You make baby Joey cry
You make Joey weep and shit liquid
You make young Joey weep and shit liquid
You make baby Joey weep and shit liquid
W-W-W-What?
W-W-W-What...Ok
WTF?


As you can see...an absolutley embarassing body of work for 4+ years of posting...

March 15th, 2005 04:21 PM
glencar Hey that's not fair! he's posted for at least 6 years.
March 15th, 2005 04:27 PM
Joey
" On January 20, 1994, during ceremonies at Yorba Linda honoring him and members of his Cabinets on the 25th anniversary of his first Inauguration, he announced the establishment of the Nixon Center, a programmatically independent, Washington-based division of the Nixon Foundation dedicated to promoting his principles of enlightened national interest in foreign policy. "

March 15th, 2005 04:29 PM
glencar Yorba Linda! I went to his library about 3 years after he died. It was a great visit. I will NEVER visit the Clintoon library.
March 15th, 2005 04:30 PM
voodoopug
quote:
glencar wrote:
Hey that's not fair! he's posted for at least 6 years.



i feel much love for the Joey in his time of need
March 15th, 2005 04:31 PM
glencar I feel sick. Joey will be like "lotsajizz" if this keeps up.
March 15th, 2005 04:35 PM
Fiji Joe You guys needn't worry...soon, Fiji will be posting almost exclusively at www.maxlugar.com ...Joey can crawl out of his rat hole and pretend like he never got beat down like a red-headed step-child
[Edited by Fiji Joe]
March 15th, 2005 04:36 PM
Joey
" He died on April 22, 1994 in New York City and was buried on the grounds of the Nixon Library in Yorba Linda, at the side of his First Lady, on April 27, 1994. The eulogists at his State Funeral were President Bill Clinton, Senator Robert Dole, California Governor Pete Wilson, and his second Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger.

Senator Dole had been part of a Republican minority in 1975 that had decried Democrats' decision to abandon South Vietnam. In an address to 4,000 mourners in Yorba Linda and tens of millions watching on television, he predicted, "I believe the second half of the 20th century will be known as the age of Nixon....No one knew the world better than Richard Nixon, and as a result, the man who was born in a house his father built would go on to become this century's greatest architect of peace." President Nixon himself believed the verdict of history would depend upon who wrote it and whether their pens were guided by the passions of America's torturous and still imperfectly understood experience in the Vietnam. "

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