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gypsy |
Thanks, parmy. This guy is like the chick from LJ's office (the one who, fortunately, just left)...and he is the biggest snitch. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
Fuck YOU Ty Domi...a REAL hockey team came to your town last night and sent your sorry ass to the 1st tee for the rest of the playoffs....for the 2nd year in a row.
Have fun watching the conference finals on TV you chippy little fuckwit!
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Some Guy |
F U to car problems! |
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telecaster |
quote: gypsy wrote:
I'm truly sorry, LJ. Do they play...gasp...Air Supply?
What I hate at work is that everytime a baby is born, they play that stupid ass lullaby...and everyone around me is all "awww...how cute." And I'm thinking "Great. Another welfare baby...there goes my tax dollars."
A big FU to gypsy flirting with joey right under my nose
Gyps a couple of my friends work in the ER. And the people say we don't have healthcare for everyone. We do. It is called the ER. Anything you want, free. It seems it is a popular place for addicts to get free drugs. Doctor gives some pills, "patient" runs out of emergency room
I don't know how you can see that shit day to day
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Joey |
" I don't know how you can see that shit day to day "
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Some Guy |
F U to the schick quattro, that 4 blade bullshit. It ought to come with a damn warning! the schick cutthroat! Stoooopid idea. |
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gypsy |
Thanks, tele. Yep, ER is free healthcare...and the docs will give people morphine or whatever because they do not want anyone writing a complaint form about them. That's the truth.
And I was not flirting w/ joey. I feel sorry for him.
Plus, jb would totally kick my ass. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
A big FU to...
1. Baby birds in their nests.
2. Teddy Bears & other assorted stuffed animals.
3. Ice Cream Cones
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telecaster |
"And I was not flirting w/ joey. I feel sorry for him.
Plus, jb would totally kick my ass."
Thanks gypsy. I feel better now.
How many boxes of Kleenex do you think joey will go through for the last episode of "Friends" this week?
I am sure he will be a bluburing puddle the first 5 minutes
into the show
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Joey |
" And I was not flirting w/ joey. I feel sorry for him.
Plus, jb would totally kick my ass. "
Gpys . Tonight ,
Come to Joey ..............
For Stoney : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
D. J. Jercee Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !
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gypsy |
Oh, tele, he will be snorting snot and shitting liquid like no man's business. I only wish I could be there to videotape it all. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
Is tonight the last episode of Friends?
Must Not See TV.
Fuck you to Friends. Fuck you to the Rembrandts for that stupid fucking theme song with the stupid fucking handclaps in the first verse.
I saw Blender rated it as one of the 50 worst songs ever released. I'm thinking there's way more than 50 worse songs than "I'll Be There For You"...but not tonight!
Hey...isn't there a guy named Joey on that show? Hmmmmm.... |
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Monkey Woman |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
A big FU to...
1. Baby birds in their nests.
2. Teddy Bears & other assorted stuffed animals.
3. Ice Cream Cones
And cute kittens! Don't forget cute kittens! |
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gypsy |
Yes! F U to the Friends gay theme song. God, I remember back in '94 or '95, when that song was constantly on the radio.
I don't enjoy the show anymore...the characters have all become caricatures of themselves. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Monkey Woman wrote:
And cute kittens! Don't forget cute kittens!
What???? I love cute kittens and cats. I would never say FU to them.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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Some Guy |
F U to the electric company that hit and broke a water main and leaving me high and dry! Don't those ass clowns know where a water main might be. |
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Bloozehound |
i hope i never live anywhere near some guy, this dude has problems |
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Bloozehound |
or just extremely bad luck |
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Some Guy |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
i hope i never live anywhere near some guy, this dude has problems
Funny |
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Some Guy |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
or just extremely bad luck
Guy |
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Bloozehound |
i'm just |
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Bloozehound |
messing with ya |
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Some Guy |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
i'm just
Its |
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Some Guy |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
messing with ya
all good, Dawg! |
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Ben Gurion |
http://www.bu.edu/arion/Paglia_11.3/Paglia_Magic%20of%20Images.htm |
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beer |
quote: telecaster wrote:
How many boxes of Kleenex do you think joey will go through for the last episode of "Friends" this week?
I am sure he will be a bluburing puddle the first 5 minutes
into the show
How many boxes of Kleenex do you think Joey will go through when the new Paris Hilton Sex Tape comes out?? |
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Steel Wheels |
A big fuck you to neighbors, lousy mall parkers, smelly public trans riders, to those who think I'm too boisterous, to that retard at Arby's Roast Beef who can never get my order right even after 3 fucking years of employment, to people who don't like the Stones, to the car dealer who insulted me, Michael Jordan, that whore on the train who took my seat - you're one fat hog you stupid bitch. Shave your moustache. You look like Dali.
And I can't forget these fuck yous - Fuck you city council for unending potholes - make sure you line your pockets first, fuck you to the garbage man who didn't pick up my bag of trash due to it's weight - thanks for getting that sofa down the street though. Asshole.
A fuck you to telemarketers, people who hand me shit on the street, and those annoying cocksuckers who want to shake your hand after they hear of good news. You have a social disease I'm sure and I don't want to touch you. Leave me alone. |
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LadyJane |
FU to my Dell PC.
Major problems with Windows. No technician available to come out until Monday morning.
NO RO OVER THE WEEKEND!!!
LJ.
Oh that's right...my office is only 5 minutes from home. Whew!!! |
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Zeeta |
FUCK, AND I REAL A REAL FUCKING, FUCKERS - FUCKING, FUCKED FUCK OFF TO FRAUDSTERS!
Some cunt has used my address AND name to open 2 mobile phone accounts, insurance and a credit card!
Police are pathetic! There when you don't need them (getting arrested over being drunk etc) but never there when you DO need them! Bastards!
Fuck em all...they could at least scam some bastard WITH money!
PS - Friends is my pet hate - EVERYONE seems to fucking love the shite and arguing with them is like you're fuckin insulting their very existence!!!!!!!!!!
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jb |
fu to aol, dell, etc as I cannot use my lap top....I am borrowing my partners and he doesn't know why I need it all day... |