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http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4017&n=3
FU to AIDS in the porn industry
Joey, is this Tina Jordan? |
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gypsy |
A BIG F U to joey and jb's emoticons! |
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Joey |
" A BIG F U to joey and jb's emoticons! "
Oh Gypsy , our first fight !!!!
Don't worry My Stonesian Princess , I put a little something special for you in your Lingerie Drawer this morning . Enjoy !
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Joeykins ! |
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quote: telecaster wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4017&n=3
FU to AIDS in the porn industry
Joey, is this Tina Jordan?
www.TinaJordan.com
A true Ten if EVER there was one .
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jb |
Seka was always my favorite-she knew how to love a man. |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Seka was always my favorite-she knew how to love a man.
I always preferred " Bridget Monet " ( circa 1982 ) myself . |
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Ben Gurion |
quote: gypsy wrote:
A BIG F U to joey and jb's emoticons!
They are the only reason to visit this place.
Joey's Tina Jordan fetish is quite disturbing, no?
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Ben Gurion |
quote: Joey wrote:
I always preferred " Bridget Monet " ( circa 1982 ) myself .
Did she paint lily pads in bikinis?
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gypsy |
The whole Tina Jordan bit is to throw us off the gay romance joey's got going w/ jb. |
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LadyJane |
HOWE gay!!!
LJ. |
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Joey |
quote: gypsy wrote:
The whole Tina Jordan bit is to throw us off the gay romance joey's got going w/ jb.
Tina's Child is " Mixed " .................at least that is what Gypsy says ..........................
W- W- W- W- What ?!?!
www.ChristiShake.com
Jacky ! |
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jb |
quote: Ben Gurion wrote:
They are the only reason to visit this place.
Joey's Tina Jordan fetish is quite disturbing, no?
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gypsy |
joey, that kid is a hideous trog...conceived on a drunken night of debauchery with either a puerto rican or a black man. |
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Joey |
" Did she paint lily pads in bikinis? "
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Why ?!?! WHY ?!?!
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Some Guy |
Once again:
a big fat smelly stanked assed F U to the friggin "help" at Home Depot. |
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Joey |
" joey, that kid is a hideous trog...conceived on a drunken night of debauchery with either a puerto rican or a black man. "
Damn you are one smart woman .
Perhaps Tina can get us " Hollywood Bowl WHO Tickets " complements of her company " Bella Fitness " .....
...I really do believe that the two of you would " Hit It Off " if you could only meet up " face - to - face " ( A little wine tossed in for good measure )
What say ?!?!
Word ..............to My Stonesian Princess !
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
H. R. Puffin Joe
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Ben Gurion |
Joey - please share us your deranged phantasies.... |
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Joey |
quote: Ben Gurion wrote:
Joey - please share us your deranged phantasies....
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Some nights I still sleep on the Beach .
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..........and then , Depression set in.
" Paging Priory Ronnie ! "
Kid Joe Joe ! |
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gypsy |
You really hate Home Depot. I've never had any trouble with our Home Depot. I'm thinking it's just the store in your area. Bastards.
Okay...big F U to the nerd at work who said that he hoped the meanest surgeon at the hospital would make me nervous during a case, and that I would cry. Well, nerd boy, what you don't know is that gyps is friends with everyone...and everyone told gyps what you said...and the surgeon apologized to me...as well as administration. So, yeah, keep on being bitter, you fucking nerd with your scrub pants hiked up so fucking high that it must hurt! |
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LadyJane |
F U to the reception of the office radio. We get three stations:
Classic Rock..One more "block" of REO and I'm gonna barf.
Soft Rock..Rather eat glass than listen to Backstreet Boys, Don Henley, Celine, et al.
Country..
LJ.
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gypsy |
I'm truly sorry, LJ. Do they play...gasp...Air Supply?
What I hate at work is that everytime a baby is born, they play that stupid ass lullaby...and everyone around me is all "awww...how cute." And I'm thinking "Great. Another welfare baby...there goes my tax dollars." |
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quote: gypsy wrote:
You really hate Home Depot. I've never had any trouble with our Home Depot. I'm thinking it's just the store in your area. Bastards.
Okay...big F U to the nerd at work who said that he hoped the meanest surgeon at the hospital would make me nervous during a case, and that I would cry. Well, nerd boy, what you don't know is that gyps is friends with everyone...and everyone told gyps what you said...and the surgeon apologized to me...as well as administration. So, yeah, keep on being bitter, you fucking nerd with your scrub pants hiked up so fucking high that it must hurt!
Could be just that store, maybe.
Is Scrubs realistic?? |
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" You really hate Home Depot. I've never had any trouble with our Home Depot. I'm thinking it's just the store in your area. Bastards. "
" Okay...big F U to the nerd at work who said that he hoped the meanest surgeon at the hospital would make me nervous during a case, and that I would cry. "
" Well, nerd boy, what you don't know is that gyps is friends with everyone...and everyone told gyps what you said...and the surgeon apologized to me...as well as administration. "
Unbelievable
" So, yeah, keep on being bitter, you fucking nerd with your scrub pants hiked up so fucking high that it must hurt!"
www.HackWriters.com
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LadyJane |
Gypsy..I'm sitting here doing "self pay" billing. Reviewing delinquent accounts. You wouldn't believe the excuses these morons come up with for stiffing medical bills.
Since when does a woman HAVE to check with her HUSBAND about paying a $10.00 co-payment?
Front lines of medicine suck. Business Office is just as frustrating.
I hear ya on all points. I'm in an urban Pediatric Hospital where more than half of our patients have good old Medicaid, or as we refer to it "the gold card".
LJ.
Air Supply...if that shit comes on, I shall throw the radio out the window!!
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gypsy |
Joey, you're an asshole...but I luv you in spite of it or because of it.
LJ, yeah...that sucks...I used to work in the Radiology Business Administration building...oh, my God, it sucked...and even now, patients keep asking me how much their bill will be, and if their insurance will cover their x-ray(s). I can only say "call your insurance company." But do they? No. Because, as I've stated before, we have a world full of idiots. Then, I get behind on my work, which makes patients mad, naturally...because I have to go ask questions for these idiots regarding their insurance. Then, I go get the next patient, who is mad because their wait is so long. It's a vicious cycle. But this thread is so fun...and it's great we can vent all our frustrations out to one another.
Some Guy, I have never watched Scrubs...mainly because that one dude from Clueless can't groom his mustache, and it bugs me. And I've never watched ER...I've seen bits and pieces of it while changing channels...and, of course, I have read about it in different magazines. But, there are only a handful of doctors who are as good looking as the doctors on TV...and they know it, so they're cocky...and basically try to get into the pants of every nurse and other healthcare worker. Well, they don't really "try," because you have got these husband-hunting nurses who will do anything for a doctor husband.
Most docs are arrogant jerks...but there are a few that are genuinely nice. But I'm the type of girl who would choose the witty shaved-head EMT over a doctor any day. |
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quote: Some Guy wrote:
Once again:
a big fat smelly stanked assed F U to the friggin "help" at Home Depot.
I've never had a problem with my HD either.
In fact I luv my HD
Lowes on the other hand... |
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Joey |
" Joey, you're an asshole...but I luv you in spite of it or because of it. "
Come to Joey ......................We could make a Book of Records .
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Some Guy |
Large F U to gas prices. Gas prices keep going up up up up up up - I am shattered! The busiest job in the USA is the guy that changes the prices on the big sign, talk about job security. |
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gypsy |
Word! SG, I totally agree with you. If we were celebs, we could all drive those fucking Prius's (not sure if I spelled that correctly...but does it matter?)
I've heard gas prices will be at least $2.00/gallon this summer.
joey once did a stint in the local jail for pump piracy.
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quote: gypsy wrote:
So, yeah, keep on being bitter, you fucking nerd with your scrub pants hiked up so fucking high that it must hurt!
LMAO!
Hey gypsy...here's a little something to leave on the nerd's timecard:
Real meaning of PMS
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly: Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
...and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
And sign it: "Live in Fear, you Bastard!" |