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| not bound to please |
Hi Joey, glad to see you back.
Happy birthday Lady Jane. You have more class (I hate to say it that way - but I mean it in the best of ways) than many here. Best wishes. |
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| Bloozehound |
Rummy I believe your in the wrong thread for that. |
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| Nasty Habits |
FU to the idiotic parking ticket system in Asheville designed to penalize downtown residents and workers for bringing money into this god damn forsaken town!
SHIT!
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| not bound to please |
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Bloozehound wrote:
Rummy I believe your in the wrong thread for that.
I do not obey rules.
Your avatar still gives me the creeps.
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| Bloozehound |
I forgive you.
I just thought this thread was for self - obligiatory pissing and moaning, but hey I don't make the rulez. |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Hi Joey, glad to see you back.
Happy birthday Lady Jane. You have more class (I hate to say it that way - but I mean it in the best of ways) than many here. Best wishes.
Why thank you very much, NBTP!
LJ. |
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| jb |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Hi Joey, glad to see you back.
Happy birthday Lady Jane. You have more class (I hate to say it that way - but I mean it in the best of ways) than many here. Best wishes.
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| Joey |
" Knew a man bojangles and he danced for you
In worn out shoes
Silver hair ragged shirt and baggy pants
The old soft shoe
He jumped so high
He jumped so high
And he�d lightly touched down
Mr bojangles mr bojangles mr bojangles dance
Met him in a cell
New orleans he was down and out
He looked to me to be the eyes of age as he
He spoke right out
He talked about life
He talked of life
He lightly slapped his leg instead
He said the name bojangles and he danced a lick
Across the cell
He grabbed his pants and took a stance
And he jumped so high
He clicked his heels
And he let go a laugh
He let go a laugh
Shook his clothes all around
Mr bojangles mr bojangles mr bojangles dance
We danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs
Throughout the south
We spoke in tears of fifteen years
How his dog and him
They travelled about
The dog up and died
He up and died
After twenty years he still grieves
They said I dance now at every chance and honky tonks
For drinks and tips
But most the time I spend behind these county bars
Cause I drinks a bit
And he shook his head now
He shook his head
And I heard someone ask please
Mr bojangles mr bojangles hey mr bojangles dance "
Joey Davis , Jr.
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| egon |
F U to crap music.
did i say crap? i mean rap of course. |
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| Some Guy |
A big fat friggin F U to work for making me sign a non competition, non solicitation, non disclosure agreement. You bastards suck out loud! F U!!! Pretty soon you punk assed bitches will be the past, a friggin memory! F U!! |
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| gypsy |
I want to say F U to the fuckwits from KOCO Channel 5 in Oklahoma City who filmed me working in the ER w/ out my permission. I only found out about it today...when all the pervs were talking about how good my ass looked on the news the other night. Apparently, they showed my face for a minute, then my ass for two to three minutes. Fuckers! |
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quote:
gypsy wrote:
Apparently, they showed my...ass for two to three minutes.
gypsy,
now it's out in the public domain, as it were, can we see it too?? Please. |
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| Joey |
" Apparently, they showed my face for a minute, then my ass for two to three minutes. Fuckers! "
Come to Joey ..........................
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| Joey |
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gypsy wrote:
I want to say F U to the fuckwits from KOCO Channel 5 in Oklahoma City who filmed me working in the ER w/ out my permission. I only found out about it today...when all the pervs were talking about how good my ass looked on the news the other night. Apparently, they showed my face for a minute, then my ass for two to three minutes. Fuckers!
.............and not the " Heaving Breasts " ?!?!?!?!
Jercee ! |
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| gypsy |
Joey, you cannot see heaving breasts when I wear surgery scrubs. However, they do make the ass look very nice.
But I'm still mad...cuz they didn't ask my permission...and now EVERY idiot at work is talking about my ass. |
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| Some Guy |
F U to american idol |
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| parmeda |
quote:
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But I'm still mad...cuz they didn't ask my permission...and now EVERY idiot at work is talking about my ass.
There, there gypsy-girl...look at it this way, the nasty bastards are only talking about it because they know they will NEVER have it  (jealous perverts, lol) |
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| gypsy |
Thanks, parmy. I am just mad because I have a psycho ex-boyfriend in the medical field...who probably saw my face (and ass)on the news...and he is a stalker.
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| not bound to please |
Don't they need for you to sign a release? You could sue.
Josh?
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| Joey |
" But I'm still mad...cuz they didn't ask my permission...and now EVERY idiot at work is talking about my ass. "
Your Ass was on CNN Headline News last evening about 10:50 PM CDT after the Laker Game ................Quite Impressive !!!!! The Analysts rated it a perfect ten and then passed on a more detailed critique until " John Salley " and " Tom Arnold " have had their say on " THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD ! "
Word ................To Your Joeykins !
Joeykins !
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quote:
gypsy wrote:
Thanks, parmy. I am just mad because I have a psycho ex-boyfriend in the medical field...who probably saw my face (and ass)on the news...and he is a stalker.
FIREFALL
" Just Remember I Love You "
" When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone
The days get rainy and the nights get long
When you get that feeling you were born to lose
Starin' at your ceiling, thinkin' of your blues
When there's so much trouble that you wanna cry
The world has crumbled and you don't know why
When your hopes are fading and they can't be found
Dreams have left you waiting---friends have let you down
CHORUS:
Just remember I love you
And it'll be all right
Just remember I love you
More than I can say
Maybe then your blues will fade away
When you need a lover and you're down so low
You start to wonder but you never know
When it feels like sorrow is your only friend
Knowing that tomorrow you'll feel this way again
When the blues come callin' at the break of dawn
Rain keeps fallin' but the rainbow's gone
When you feel like cryin' but the tears won't come
When your dreams are dyin'---when you're on the run "
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| not bound to please |
Joey - what are you having for lunch?
My love, there's only you in my life,
The only thing that's right.
My first love, you're every breath that I take,
You're every step I make.
And I, I want to share, all my love with you,
No one else will do.
And your eyes, they tell me how much you care.
Oh yes, you will always be, my endless love.
Two hearts, two hearts that beat as one.
Our lives have just begun.
Forever, I'll hold you close in my arms,
I can't resist your charm.
My love, I'll be a fool, for you I'm sure,
You know I don't mind.
Cause you, you mean the world to me.
Oh, I know I've found in you, my endless love.
And love, I'll be that fool, for you, I'm sure.
You know I don't mind.
And yes, you'll be the only one.
Cause no one can deny,
This love I have its fine.
I'll give it all to you,
My love, my love, my endless love.
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| Joey |
Hello Lamby ...........................
I am leaving in ten minutes for " Charleston's Wednesday Afternoon Steak Special "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !
Skittles Joe
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhat ?!?!?! Oh , sure :
" I saw her sitting in the rain
Raindrops falling on her
She didn't seem to care
She sat there and smiled at me
Then I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She could make me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She could make me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Oh I don't know just why; she simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl
She seemed so sweet and kind; she crept in to my mind
To my mind ... to my mind
I knew I had to say hello
Hello ... hello
She smiled up at me
And she took my hand and we walked through the park alone
And I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She had made me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She had made me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Oh I don't know just why; she simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl
She seemed so sweet and kind; she crept in to my mind
To my mind ... to my mind
Suddenly, the sun broke through
See the sun
I turned around she was gone
Where did she go?
And all I had left was one little flower in my hand
But I knew
I knew.. I knew.. I knew.. I knew..
She had made me happy
Happy.. Happy.. She had made me very Happy..
Flowers in her hair ... flowers every where
Every where ...
I love the flower girl
Was she reality or just a dream to me?
I love the flower girl
Her love showed me the way to find a sunny day
Sunny day ... sunny day ... sunny day
I love the flower girl
Was she reality or just a dream to me? "
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Bazzy !
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| jb |
JOey, what is your Christian name? My hebrew name is Yehoshua... |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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not bound to please wrote:
I do not obey rules.
Yeah. Sure. That's what they all say. |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
JOey, what is your Christian name? My hebrew name is Yehoshua...
I'm German Irish
" Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away.
In you I've found a fragrance. I'll love you 'til I die.
I just love you, love you, love you. I don't even know the reason why.
Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away.
The sweetness of your nectar has drawn me like a fly.
I just love you, love you, love you. I don't even know the reason why. Now,
Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away.
Haven't you noticed the days somehow keep getting longer?
And the spirit voices whisper in us all.
Haven't you noticed the rays? The spirit sun in stronger
And a new day is dawning for us all.
Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away.
Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away.
The draught of understanding; wisdom, peace and love is ours.
Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. Hummingbird don't fly away, fly away. "
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WE MAY NEVER PASS THIS WAY AGAIN
( Seals & Crofts -- a Fav of S.S. )
" Life, so they say, is but a game and we let it slip away.
Love, like the Autumn sun, should be dyin' but it's only just begun.
Like the twilight in the road up ahead, they don't see just where we're goin'.
And all the secrets in the Universe, whisper in our ears
And all the years will come and go, take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.
Dreams, so they say, are for the fools and they let 'em drift away.
Peace, like the silent dove, should be flyin' but it's only just begun.
Like Columbus in the olden days, we must gather all our courage.
Sail our ships out on the open sea. Cast away our fears
And all the years will come and go, and take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.
So, I wanna laugh while the laughin' is easy. I wanna cry if it makes it worthwhile.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you.
'Cause, you make me feel like I'm more than a friend. Like I'm the journey and you're the journey's end.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you, baby.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again. "
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Motherfu-ing FU to Clear Channel.
from Rollingstone.com:
Clear Channel Limits Live CDs
Company to block bands from selling instant albums
In the past few years, fans leaving some concerts have discovered a souvenir far better than a T-shirt: a live recording of the show they just attended. Bands including the Allman Brothers, moe. and Billy Idol have sold instant concert discs, and the Pixies and the Doors plan to launch similar programs this summer. The recording-and-burning company DiscLive estimated on April 12th that it would gross $500,000 selling live discs this spring alone.
But in a move expected to severely limit the industry, Clear Channel Entertainment has bought the patent from the technology's inventors and now claims to own the exclusive right to sell concert CDs after shows. The company, which is the biggest concert promoter in the world, says the patent covers its 130 venues along with every other venue in the country.
"We want to be artist-friendly," says Steve Simon, a Clear Channel executive vice president and the director of Instant Live. "But it is a business, and it's not going to be 'we have the patent, now everybody can use it for free.'"
Artists net about ten dollars for every twenty- to twenty-five-dollar concert CD that's sold, no matter which company they use. But with Clear Channel pushing to eliminate competition, many fear there will be less money and fewer opportunities to sell live discs. "It's one more step toward massive control and consolidation of Clear Channel's corporate agenda," says String Cheese Incident manager Mike Luba, who feuded with Clear Channel last year after promoters blocked the band from using CD-burning equipment.
The Pixies, who are booking a fall reunion tour with several probable Clear Channel venues, say Clear Channel has already told them DiscLive can't burn and sell CDs on-site. "Presuming Clear Channel's service and product are of equal quality, it may be best to feed the dragon rather than draw swords," says Pixies manager Ken Goes. "Still, I'm not fond of doing business with my arm twisted behind my back."
Clear Channel doesn't plan to stop Phish, Pearl Jam, the Who or other bands that make live recordings available days after the show. It has also granted one-dollar licenses to a few up-and-coming bands to record and sell instant CDs of their own shows. But Clear Channel executives maintain that they have the right to stop anyone who tries to infringe on the patent. Many say this strategy prevents inventors from jumping into a marketplace and creating further innovation. "We'd like to see this industry opened up to everybody," says Erik Stubblebine, founder and vice president of Hyburn, a Phoenix company that has sold instant CDs for dozens of concerts in the past three years. "They're trying to squeeze us."
STEVE KNOPPER
(Posted May 24, 2004)
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>Motherfu-ing FU to Clear Channel.<
Agreed. They've been playing monopoly for too long. Time they were taught a lesson. Greedy Freeks.
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