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Topic: Paris' Thong Around the World in 90 Days is back Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
19th October 2007 12:47 PM
SweetVirginia Wondered when you'd notice that, LJ.

That was blue ribbon posting you did---quite tag-line-worthy!

Oh, and I found this to wear while handling the thong:






[Edited by SweetVirginia]
19th October 2007 07:33 PM
LadyJane
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Wondered when you'd notice that, LJ.

That was blue ribbon posting you did---quite tag-line-worthy!

Oh, and I found this to wear while handling the thong:






[Edited by SweetVirginia]



Thanks SV.
It's truly an honor.

Love the hazmat suit. Perfect for handling the thong.

LJ.
19th October 2007 10:43 PM
Trey Krimsin
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Wondered when you'd notice that, LJ.

That was blue ribbon posting you did---quite tag-line-worthy!

Oh, and I found this to wear while handling the thong:






[Edited by SweetVirginia]



Hey, I know it's going to be handled by many, but you're not the only one who needs the HAZMAT suit. I do, however, have some brilliant ideas. I wonder how I'm going to pull these ideas off....
20th October 2007 09:55 AM
jostorm April?
Stage???
Huh????
Are we planning a Shine a light Summit????

Is anyone capable of organising us nice T-shirts with the Jeep-modified tongue logo on the front and inscriptions across the back like
"I survived the stench of Paris's pee-pee",
"Wear the thong with pride",
"In 90 days around the World's STDs"
"We'll always have Paris's smell" (Humphrey Bogart/Gazza),
"Hail the great Pee-Pee",
"Joey saved us from the curse",
"We have Sai Wong's chopsticks and aren't afraid to use them!!!",
"Where's that Chicago fucker??",
"Chiba Chariots on fire"
and so on.....
22nd October 2007 04:26 PM
TomL Now let me tell ya Jo that's a great idea. I will take one. Let's see some guess where that one is from.

Do those shoes come in any color besides pink SV?

[Edited by TomL]
22nd October 2007 05:10 PM
SweetVirginia I could probably get you some black hazmat shoes, but I can't help but think you'd look good in the pink ones, Tommy.
22nd October 2007 06:08 PM
Joey " I could probably get you some black hazmat shoes, but I can't help but think you'd look good in the pink ones, Tommy. "

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



23rd October 2007 03:41 PM
Joey " I do, however, have some brilliant ideas. I wonder how I'm going to pull these ideas off.... "





23rd October 2007 05:21 PM
TomL Well Pink it is, BTW it is my favorite color SV. TT

Go 4 it Joey. Go Jacky Go..........Developing.........
[Edited by TomL]
23rd October 2007 05:48 PM
Joey
quote:
jostorm wrote:
"In 90 days around the World's STDs"
"We'll always have Paris's smell" (Humphrey Bogart/Gazza),
"Hail the great Pee-Pee",
"Joey saved us from the curse",
"We have Sai Wong's chopsticks and aren't afraid to use them!!!",
"Where's that Chicago fucker??",
"Chiba Chariots on fire"
and so on.....




23rd October 2007 06:26 PM
TomL She is so smart Joey, thanks for giving us the non sexual side of Paris. People think it's sex only but we know better.
23rd October 2007 06:45 PM
Joey
quote:
TomL wrote:
She is so smart Joey, thanks for giving us the non sexual side of Paris. People think it's sex only but we know better.



Damn Straight My Brother ....


Those of us ' In the Know ' figured out long ago that Paris Hilton is all Omniscient and all Powerful .

I remember her words from 2002 EXACTLY : " Is Iraq as bad as it is because of Saddam .. or is Saddam as bad as HE is because of Iraq ? "


If only we had listened to her .......



If only ............................




If ........................ ( fade to white .. like an angel )


'kins . Est . 1999


24th October 2007 05:31 PM
TomL All Hail the WORD of the smart Pee Pee.

Right arm brother. Gravy.........
24th October 2007 05:55 PM
PartyDoll MEG Good job,TT...Glad you made the Thong tongue part of you!!
24th October 2007 06:18 PM
Joey
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Good job,TT...Glad you made the Thong tongue part of you!!




PartyDoll MEG .................


It is a part of ALL of us :








.....
[cc:ss]



[Edited by Joey]
24th October 2007 06:27 PM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
Joey wrote:



PartyDoll MEG .................


It is a part of ALL of us :








.....
[cc:ss]



[Edited by Joey]

Speak for yourself, Joeykins.....
She is like a crack in the sidewalk..you never step on them do you?
25th October 2007 05:23 PM
Joey
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
She is like a crack in the sidewalk..you never step on them do you?




Frig YEAH !!!!!!!!

26th October 2007 10:18 AM
LadyJane jo...please let us know when SHE arrives!!!!

LJ.
26th October 2007 06:11 PM
SweetVirginia The sheep are beginning to run in fear from Yorkshire....
27th October 2007 12:18 PM
TomL Meg don't talk about Paris. The sheep are in fear. Nice tongue SV, did you do it yourself?
27th October 2007 02:36 PM
jostorm It was a cold, dark and wet night in West Yorkshire (a bit like spending time inside Paris's underused brain, really...) and the sheep bleated cold and forlorn from the moors : "where is sheeeeeeeh....baaaaa-aaaaaah....".....

I shall let you know when she makes it across from France.
27th October 2007 05:52 PM
Joey
quote:
jostorm wrote:
It was a cold, dark and wet night in West Yorkshire (a bit like spending time inside Paris's underused brain, really...) and the sheep bleated cold and forlorn from the moors : "where is sheeeeeeeh....baaaaa-aaaaaah....".....

I shall let you know when she makes it across from France.




Yes , the inside of her brain may not be a very pretty sight ( ..... neurons are all twisted and frayed and the dendritic coils heaped in lifeless disarray ) ........ yet it is all about the pee pee !!!


...ALWAYS , ...the pee pee !!!!!!!


" Beware the curse of the pee pee Ronnie ! "


Jazzy Cakes !
28th October 2007 01:03 AM
SweetVirginia
quote:
TomL wrote:
Nice tongue SV, did you do it yourself?



Yes...I carved it today.

OK, not really...I stole it from some Shidoobee a couple of years ago.
29th October 2007 03:49 PM
TomL That tongue will go well SV with the curse of the Pee Pee if Jo don't get some sheep. Jo may get 71 if she don't come through.
29th October 2007 06:14 PM
Joey " OK, not really...I stole it from some Shidoobee a couple of years ago. "

< --- That is perfectly alright and quite commendable



Concur Lil' Buddy ( Lil' Fijikins : Oh , oh .. little Fiji .. Lil' .... Little F- Fiji )



JJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!
30th October 2007 04:37 PM
TomL I thought Mick was holding out for Paris but I guess not. She would probably kill him with her sex drive.
30th October 2007 04:46 PM
Joey
quote:
TomL wrote:
I thought Mick was holding out for Paris but I guess not. She would probably kill him with her sex drive.



Paris has ' devoured ' many a mens .
30th October 2007 04:57 PM
TomL Kins how was Dylan and dear Martha?
31st October 2007 06:02 AM
jostorm
quote:
TomL wrote:
That tongue will go well SV with the curse of the Pee Pee if Jo don't get some sheep. Jo may get 71 if she don't come through.



What's 71 ???? I know 69 but not 71. Is it 69 plus I owe you two????

And no, still no sign of her.....
31st October 2007 06:08 AM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
jostorm wrote:


What's 71 ???? I know 69 but not 71. Is it 69 plus I owe you two????

And no, still no sign of her.....

Jo...ya know by now that TT makes this stuff up on the fly....I'm sure his explanation will be a good one
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