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quote:
not bound to please wrote:
But - can't alcohol do a good job of unleashing them in the first place? How are you supposed to deal with them if they're in hiding?
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
>But - can't alcohol do a good job of unleashing them in the first place?<
Well it certainly can.
>How are you supposed to deal with them if they're in hiding?<
But isn't that what ministers, spiritual advisors, shrinks, support groups, families, spouses, communities, parents, etc are for. Dealing with one's demons alone is a recipe for failure. Being lost inside one's own head is a sinking ship for sure. |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Being lost inside one's own head is a sinking ship for sure.
Not when you have booze.
BOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZE!!!
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Being lost inside one's own head is a sinking ship for sure.
If you drink enough - it should float. |
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Now for some REALLY Good News :
"Cameras Roll Again in California Porn Industry "
Fri May 28, 8:26 AM ET
By Charles Feldman
" LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Holding a video camera, the 38-year-old director stood behind the naked actor and near-naked actress on the wooden staircase and yelled, "Rolling and action!"
Then "Mr. Pete," a 20-something with cropped brown hair and lots of tattoos, and "Jada Fire," sporting a black bra and panties set and spike-heeled platform shoes, began having sex on the staircase.
With scenes like this one, the U.S. pornographic film industry, which until mid-May had been shut down for nearly a month by an HIV (news - web sites) scare, was back in business. Said director Axel Braun of the filming, "It was so beautiful, I didn't want it to stop."
The shoot in a house in the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles, home to a large segment of the U.S. pornographic film industry, was among the first since the shutdown.
Five performers had tested positive for HIV, and all their sex partners, an estimated 60 people, had to be given emergency tests. The voluntary moratorium, originally set to last two months, idled thousands of "adult entertainment professionals" who collectively make about 4,000 porn videos each year.
The moratorium ended this month after the health clinic that tests performers monthly declared it safe; test results indicated the virus had not spread beyond the five infected. "The community is safe," said Dr. Sharon Mitchell, a former porn star who co-founded the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation. "We did a really good job."
But the biggest scare to hit the porn industry in years has brought to the forefront a debate about whether the industry ought to adopt a mandatory condom policy. While the use of condoms has become accepted and encouraged in the segment of the industry that produces gay porn, the conventional wisdom in the straight porn industry is that condom use translates into lost sales.
It's a "marketing decision," said Hustler empire founder Larry Flynt, whose production company churns out hundreds of adult videos a year. "The majority of people who buy these films do not want to see a condom."
And that is probably why only about three of the more than 1,000 adult video production companies have mandatory condom policies, according to Adam Glasser, a porn actor who also produces adult videos. The 40-year-old Glasser is also the star of a reality TV series called "Family Business" about his production company which helped invent what is known as "gonzo-style" adult entertainment -- videos with no scripts, plots or dramatic devices. Just sex.
About 70 percent of the adult videos produced in the United States are shot "gonzo-style." So, the industry is watching carefully Glasser's announcement that, in the wake of the recent HIV outbreak, his would become the first "gonzo" porn production company to mandate condom use in all productions.
"I thought about it back in 1998, but ... wasn't courageous enough. I was scared that I would lose what I had. I was weak," Glasser said in an interview. Now, he said he realizes, "this is a life and death issue."
MORE CAREFUL?
Back at the Woodland Hills house, where, true to "gonzo" fashion, "Mr. Pete" and "Jada Fire" are still going at it without the benefit of condoms, the director says while he thinks performers will be "more careful" in light of the recent industry crisis, he predicts that "in a month" everything will be back to where it was before.
But, porn star "Savanna Samson" who will only confide that her real first name is Natalie and her age is "roughly 30," thinks this time the industry is in for a sea change.
"Most of the people I know are going to start insisting on using condoms," said Samson, who has appeared in 16 adult videos. "It's your life you're talking about. I think now it's a huge eye-opener."
Dr Mitchell says that she thinks the HIV scare will lead to more frequent testing of porn stars. Additionally, Dr. Mitchell's clinic is putting together a database of which performers have had sex with other performers and the type of sex they had during productions to better track any future spread of HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.
"Screening alone is insufficient to protect these performers," according to Dr. Jonathan Fielding, director of public health for Los Angeles County.
"Sex needs to be protected sex. In all other industries, worker protection is important. You don't go to a construction site and find workers not wearing hard hats," he said.
But not everyone agrees. "The safest sex you can have is on camera," said Tim Connelly, the publisher of Adult Video News Magazine. By Connelly's figuring, in the six years since the last HIV outbreak in the straight porn industry, more than 25,000 sex scenes have been shot. By that measure, Connelly said, the most recent outbreak represents an infection rate of about three people for every 10,000 sex scenes performed. "
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| Bloozehound |
I'm thinking about braking the seal on that bottle of whisky tonight, and then I'll make some homemade porn films. Hell Yeah!
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| LadyJane |
I've always said that IF I make it to age 70 (doubtful) I will sell everything I own and hit an island in the South Pacific with my Vodka and my catalog of Stones CD's.
I deal with my aging Parents every day and it sucks!! It sucks for them more than myself.
LJ.
Proudly wearing the badge of the Female RO'er with the most posts on the Drinking Threads!! |
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| Joey |
" LJ.
Proudly wearing the badge of the Female RO'er with the most posts on the Drinking Threads!! "
You are much loved by the Joey .
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quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
and then I'll make some homemade porn films. Hell Yeah!
I shall be ill...
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| nankerphelge |
Moonie understands me!!
We are both working on some legal shit and then we's going gonzo moof piss drunk on some smokin' hootch!
After that, who knows!
More importantly, who cares!!! |
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quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Moonie understands me!!
We are both working on some legal shit and then we's going gonzo moof piss drunk on some smokin' hootch!
After that, who knows!
More importantly, who cares!!!
I'm letting this bastard fly in two hours, nankie. Full fucking relief boat, resume depo, cost, fees, AC/WP waived. Blammo, wammo, jammo! They fucked with the wrong Esqie!
And then, and only then, shall I embrace "the White Logic."
Hahahahahhahh, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muthafuckahssssssss....... |
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quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
I'm letting this bastard fly in two hours, nankie. Full fucking relief boat, resume depo, cost, fees, AC/WP waived. Blammo, wammo, jammo! They fucked with the wrong Esqie!
And then, and only then, shall I embrace "the White Logic."
Hahahahahhahh, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh muthafuckahssssssss.......
Is mail being delivered today?
I feel like an arse sending stuff priority mail yesterday.
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| nankerphelge |
Go git 'em moonie!
Sanctions under Rules 11, 26, 37!!
I'm sure you can get a contempt order too if you try -- they must have ignored sumthin' the judge said before!!
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Go git 'em moonie!
Sanctions under Rules 11, 26, 37!!
I'm sure you can get a contempt order too if you try -- they must have ignored sumthin' the judge said before!!
Uncle Morty's tonight ?!?!?!
.............say around 4:00 ?
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Uncle Morty's tonight ?!?!?!
.............say around 4:00 ?
Moofy???? Is it really you? Damn, you could hupple skunk with the Y-back cheese!
Manahoonie! Manahoonie!
"Help me! Help help me, Ronnie!" |
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Moonie .............................
I have been informed by several reliable sources that Don Henley will be taking his " solo tour " to Minneapolis .
Shiver ................................................
I also have been informed by several reliable sources that I DESPERATELY need to go pee .
*********** ABRUPT END TO TRANSMISSION ********** |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Moonie .............................
I have been informed by several reliable sources that Don Henley will be taking his " solo tour " to Minneapolis .
He'd be very welcome here, Joe Low. Nothing but honk-ass suburbian American dream living whitey as far as I can jet-piss a warm sixie.
The Eagles sicken me. Physically sicken me. |
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quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
He'd be very welcome here, Joe Low. Nothing but honk-ass suburbian American dream living whitey as far as I can jet-piss a warm sixie.
The Eagles sicken me. Physically sicken me.
"Lone Eagle "
" The Eagles' tour wraps in late May, but Don Henley isn't taking any breaks. He's heading out on a solo tour the following month, which will see him hitting venues across the nation beginning June 26 in Clearwater, Fla.
The schedule currently stretches through July 29, when he plays Costa Mesa, Calif., although there isn't much scheduled for the couple weeks in between Illinois and the West Coast. In other words, don't be surprised if some more dates pop up between now and kickoff time , especially for SirMoonie in Minneapolis , MN .
Henley's fourth solo album, Inside Job, was released in 2000 and nominated for three Grammys. He is ostensibly putting new solo studio work aside for the time being as the Eagles work on their much-rumored new material. "
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Don Henley
Date City, ST Venue
Sat 06/26/04 Clearwater, FL Ruth Eckerd Hall
Mon 06/28/04 Boca Raton, FL Mizner Park Amphitheatre
Wed 06/30/04 Atlanta, GA Chastain Park Amphitheatre
Thu 07/01/04 Robinsonville, MS Horseshoe Casino
Fri 07/02/04 Biloxi, MS Beau Rivage
Sun 07/04/04 Cherokee, NC Harrah's
Tue 07/06/04 Mount Pleasant, MI Soaring Eagle Casino
Wed 07/07/04 Rama, ON Casino Rama
Fri 07/09/04 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata Hotel / Casino
Sat 07/10/04 Mashantucket, CT Foxwoods Casino
Mon 07/12/04 Highland Park, IL Ravinia Festival
Sun 07/25/04 San Diego, CA Summer Pops At Navy Pier
Tue 07/27/04 Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre
Thu 07/29/04 Costa Mesa, CA Pacific Amphitheatre
Sat 07/31/04 Santa Barbara, CA Santa Barbara Bowl
Tue 08/03/04 Saratoga, CA Historic Mountain Winery
Thu 08/05/04 Woodinville, WA Chateau Ste. Michelle
Fri 08/06/04 Goldendale, WA Maryhill Winery
LEGEND
Event added/changed in the last 72 hours. Click on venue name for more venue information ( Looks like Xcel date for SirMoonie is " Good - to - Go " . )
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Spanky !
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quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
The Eagles sicken me. Physically sicken me.
I'm sorry your so sick Mr. Moondog. I'm thinking bout diggin out a copy of "On the Border" no make it "One of these Nights" to play in your honor this afternoon.
Speaking of which it's about that time...
Tequila Sunrise
The Eagles
(D. Henley, G. Frey)
It's another tequila sunrise,
stirrin slowly across the sky,
said goodbye.
He was just a hired hand,
workin on the dreams he planned to try,
the days go by.
Every night when the sun goes down,
Just another lonely boy in town,
And she's out runnin round.
She wasn't just another woman,
But man I couldn't keep from comin on,
It's been so long.
Whoa and it's a hollow feelin,
When it comes down to dealin friends,
It never ends.
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the right words never come,
You just get numb.
It's another tequila sunrise,
And this old world still looks the same,
Another frame.
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Speaking of which it's about that time...
Tequila Sunrise
The Eagles
(D. Henley, G. Frey)
It's another tequila sunrise,
stirrin slowly across the sky,
said goodbye.
He was just a hired hand,
workin on the dreams he planned to try,
the days go by.
Every night when the sun goes down,
Just another lonely boy in town,
And she's out runnin round.
She wasn't just another woman,
But man I couldn't keep from comin on,
It's been so long.
Whoa and it's a hollow feelin,
When it comes down to dealin friends,
It never ends.
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the right words never come,
You just get numb.
It's another tequila sunrise,
And this old world still looks the same,
Another frame.
I mean c'mon, all kidding aside, its Memorial day weekend and you've decided to post Eagle lyrics? Do you have shame? Are you capable of such emotion? Look Bloozie, there are times when America is more important than the lavendar sleaze in which you chose to dwell. Did it ever occur to you that this might be one of those times? Hmmm?
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Moondiggidy,
The Eagles are pure 
&
Don't hat' em cuz they're beautiful!
Have a good weekend & party on dog! |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Moondiggidy,
The Eagles are pure
&
Don't hat' em cuz they're beautiful!
Have a good weekend & party on dog!
He lost his mind today
He left it out back on the highway
On "65"
She loved him yesterday
Yesterday's over
I said okay
That's all right
Time moves on
That's the way
We live an hope to see the next day
That's all right
Sometimes these things they are so easy
Sometimes these things they are so cold
Sometimes these things just seem to rip you right in two
Oh no man don't let 'em get ta you
She loved him yesterday
He laid her sister
She said O.K.
An that's all right
Buried her things today
Way back out deep
Behind the driveway
And that's all right
Sometimes these women are so easy
Sometimes these women are so cold
Sometimes these women seem to rip you right in two
Only if you let 'em get to you
Ya get out on your own
And you/take all that you own
And you/forget about your home
And then you're/just fuckin' gone
There's no logic here today
Do as you got to, go your own way
I said that's right
Time's short your life's your own
And in the end
We are just
DUST N' BONES |
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Face Down Ass Up
Fresh Kid Blooze
I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
>From the things I do when I'm fuckin'
And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Moonies in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'
And when I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any bitch like a whore
'Cause it's the way I like to fuck
It's face down and ass up!
Chorus
Verse 2: Brother Blooze
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Blooze, a raw dick motherfucker
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!
Chorus
Verse 3: Blooze
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
OK ladies, I got one for y'all!
Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repea
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quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
He lost his mind today
He left it out back on the highway
On "65"
She loved him yesterday
Yesterday's over
I said okay
That's all right
Time moves on
That's the way
We live an hope to see the next day
That's all right
Sometimes these things they are so easy
Sometimes these things they are so cold
Sometimes these things just seem to rip you right in two
Oh no man don't let 'em get ta you
She loved him yesterday
He laid her sister
She said O.K.
An that's all right
Buried her things today
Way back out deep
Behind the driveway
And that's all right
Sometimes these women are so easy
Sometimes these women are so cold
Sometimes these women seem to rip you right in two
Only if you let 'em get to you
Ya get out on your own
And you/take all that you own
And you/forget about your home
And then you're/just fuckin' gone
There's no logic here today
Do as you got to, go your own way
I said that's right
Time's short your life's your own
And in the end
We are just
DUST N' BONES
Artist: Guns N' Roses Lyrics
Song: Shotgun Blues Lyrics
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't wait here forever
I got too much here to lose
An now you're blowin' smoke
I think you're one big joke
Me...I gotta lot to learn
An I'm still waitin' for the heads to turn
You say I walk a line
Fuck they move it every time
You walk a mile in my shoes
And then you tell me 'bout singin' the blues
You get what you pay for
An freedom's real high priced
An while your rippin' off children
Somebody's fuckin' your wife
It's never made a difference
It's only how you survive
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't wait here forever
I got too much here to lose
An now you ask me why
I said it's do or die
I'll stick it right in your face
And then I'll put you in your motherfuckin' place
And you...you can suck my ass
An I think it's so low class
Me...I'm just so concerned
I'm still waitin' for your ass to burn
Ooooh you want a confrontation
I'll give you every fuckin' chance
With your verbal masturbation
Me...I just like to dance
How's that for provocation
I'm just makin' a stance
An I'm tired of the frustration
Of livin' inside of your lies
And I'm wired on indignation
I said somebody's got to die
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't stay here forever
I got too much here to lose
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
Listen motherfucker
You're about to pay your dues
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
If you're goin' up against me
Then you know you're gonna lose
I know
I know (there's ways- that we- can find)
I know
I know
You think anyone with an I.Q. over 15
Would believe your shit...fuckhead
Nothin' but a fuckin' pussy
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| Bloozehound |
have a smurfy weekend
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/thesmurfs.shtml |
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| stewed & Keefed |
Beer ice cream goes on sale
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Snappy McJack wrote:
Artist: Guns N' Roses Lyrics
Song: Shotgun Blues Lyrics
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't wait here forever
I got too much here to lose
An now you're blowin' smoke
I think you're one big joke
Me...I gotta lot to learn
An I'm still waitin' for the heads to turn
You say I walk a line
Fuck they move it every time
You walk a mile in my shoes
And then you tell me 'bout singin' the blues
You get what you pay for
An freedom's real high priced
An while your rippin' off children
Somebody's fuckin' your wife
It's never made a difference
It's only how you survive
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't wait here forever
I got too much here to lose
An now you ask me why
I said it's do or die
I'll stick it right in your face
And then I'll put you in your motherfuckin' place
And you...you can suck my ass
An I think it's so low class
Me...I'm just so concerned
I'm still waitin' for your ass to burn
Ooooh you want a confrontation
I'll give you every fuckin' chance
With your verbal masturbation
Me...I just like to dance
How's that for provocation
I'm just makin' a stance
An I'm tired of the frustration
Of livin' inside of your lies
And I'm wired on indignation
I said somebody's got to die
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I said I don't know what I did
But I know I gotta move
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
I can't stay here forever
I got too much here to lose
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
Listen motherfucker
You're about to pay your dues
I got the shotgun blues
Shotgun blues
If you're goin' up against me
Then you know you're gonna lose
I know
I know (there's ways- that we- can find)
I know
I know
You think anyone with an I.Q. over 15
Would believe your shit...fuckhead
Nothin' but a fuckin' pussy
Check it, my niggie. Hup:
Sick of this life
Not that you'd care
I'm not the only one with
whom these feelings I share
Nobody understands, quite why we're here
We're searchin' for answers
That never appear
But maybe if I looked real hard I'd
I'd see your tryin' too
To understand this life,
That we're all goin' through
(Then when she said she was gonna like
wreck my car...I didn't know what to do)
Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down
I'd like to think that our love's
worth a tad more
It may sound funny but you'd think by now
I'd be smilin'
I guess some things never change
Never change
I met an old cowboy
I saw the look in his eyes
Somethin' tells me he's been here before
'Cause experience makes you wise
I was only a small child
When the thought first came to me
That I'm a son of a gun and the gun of a son
That brought back the devil in me
Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down
I'd like to think that our love's
worth a tad more
It may sound funny but you'd think by now
I'd be smilin'
I guess some things never change
Never change
I ain't quite what you'd call an old soul
Still wet behind the ears
I been around this track a couple o' times
But now the dust is startin' to clear
Oh yeah!!!
Sometimes I feel like I'm beatin' a dead horse
An I don't know why you'd be bringin' me down
I'd like to think that our love's
worth a tad more
It may sound funny but you'd think by now
I'd be smilin'
Ooh yeah, I'd be smilin'
No way I'd be smilin'
Ooh smilin'
Sick of this life
Not that you'd care
I'm not the only one
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| nankerphelge |
Newcastle ice cream??
Wow!
Unfortunately, I'm lactose intolerant!
Guess I'll just have to stick with the Ale! |
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| scratched |
Red, Red Wine
Red, red wine, go to my head,
Make me forget that I
Still need her so.
Red, red wine, it's up to you.
All I can do, I've done;
But mem'ries won't go.
No, mem'ries won't go.
I'd have thought that with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head.
I was wrong, and I find
Just one thing makes me forget.
Red, red wine, stay close to me.
Don't let me be alone;
It's tearing apart
My blue, blue heart.
I'd have thought that with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head.
I was wrong, and I find
Just one thing makes me forget.
Red, red wine, stay close to me.
Don't let me be alone;
It's tearing apart
My blue, blue heart. |
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| stewed & Keefed |
It's been a good Sunday. 
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