| September 16th, 2004 01:08 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
egon wrote:
Amen priest moonie
Spread the word, Brother Eg.
The Passion of Spuds McKenzie. |
| September 16th, 2004 02:10 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
How's this, Joey?
make you moist?
Lambchop............................
You can encase your pathetic little Avatars in concrete for all I care . It STILL will not stop me from smashing through and grabbing the damn things .
Now Please excuse me , will you , whilst I U- U- Uncake this afternoon .
Jacky Cakes ! |
| September 16th, 2004 02:14 PM |
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| gypsy |
Is that supposed to be the STD-free and safe Lamby complete with dental dam? |
| September 16th, 2004 02:32 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Is that supposed to be the STD-free and safe Lamby complete with dental dam?
No Gypsy .....even better .
I'll give you a hint , Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson sell products at the very same store one can pick up these little Lamby's .
W- W- W- What ?!?! ....Oh , sure :
" DRINKS flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget they're hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget they're hiding.
Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - it's a put on
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Dress yourself, dressed to kill. "
[Edited by Joey] |
| September 16th, 2004 02:38 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
Joey, I'm feeling restless, can you bring another score around? Maybe something stronger, could really hold me down..... |
| September 16th, 2004 02:40 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
Joey, I'm feeling restless, can you bring another score around? Maybe something stronger, could really hold me down.....
Hang on my Brother :
" Laugh and say I'm green
I've seen things you'll never see.
Talk behind my back
But I'm off the beaten track.
I'll take on anyone
Ain't scared of a bloody nose,
Drink till I drop down
With one eye on my clothes.
What is it? I'll take it.
Who is she? I'll rape it.
Got a bet there? I'll meet it.
Getting High? You can't beat it.
Doctor Jimmy and mister Jim
When I'm pilled you don't notice him,
He only comes out when I drink my gin.
You say she's a virgin.
I'm gonna be the first in.
Her fellah's gonna kill me?
Oh fucking will he.
I'm seeing double
But don't miss me if you can.
There's gonna be trouble
When she choses her man.
What is it? etc.
Doctor Jimmy and mister Jim etc.
Is it me? For a moment
The stars are falling.
The heat is rising
The past is calling.
I'm going back soon
Home to get the baboon.
Who cut up my eye,
Messed up my Levis.
I'm feeling restless
Bring another score around
Maybe something stronger
Could really hold me down. "
Frisky !!!!!
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| September 16th, 2004 02:51 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
did you ever find your dope?
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| September 16th, 2004 02:55 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
The doors aren't shut as tight as they might seem,
I'm just trying to fight my way out of this dream.
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| September 16th, 2004 03:23 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
did you ever find your dope?
Lambchop ..........................
I can't friggin TAKE IT anymore !!!!!!!!!
************* YOUNG JOEY SMASHES THROUGH THE GLASS OF YET ANOTHER MONITOR , GRABS LAMBY'S LATEST PATHETIC AVATAR OFFERING , BENDS OVER AND LITERALLY RAMS THE THING UP HIS ASS , ALL THE WHILE TWIRLING AND TWIRLING AS HE UNCAKES THE FECAL RESIDUE FROM DEEP , DEEP WITHIN THE INNER RECESSES OF HIS COLON ***************** |
| September 16th, 2004 04:09 PM |
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| gypsy |
I need some dope and a night with Lamby. I would rip that bag open with my teeth to get to that clean fresh Lambchop...she's such a tease, hiding behind that cellophane wrap. |
| September 16th, 2004 04:12 PM |
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| Some Guy |
Talk about massive potential for uncaking...the chimney sweep was out today to clean my fireplace. |
| September 16th, 2004 04:34 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I need some dope and a night with Lamby. I would rip that bag open with my teeth to get to that clean fresh Lambchop...she's such a tease, hiding behind that cellophane wrap.
I hear you screaming my Stonesian Princess ..............
Nothing like a good " D- D- D- Decaking " to get that Minty Fresh spring back into your step .
Sassy !
[Edited by Joey] |
| September 16th, 2004 04:41 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
This is the Keith Richards of Lambchops. Obviously Lamby found Joey's dope in this shot. Kinda reminds me of beer's avatar. Beer is a very serious fellow.
Speaking of the golden oldies of spam rountines - did the Jew lists actually get banned? No wonder Josh has taken to flag waving.
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| September 16th, 2004 04:44 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
This is the Keith Richards of Lambchops. Obviously Lamby found Joey's dope in this shot.
Oh my , You are very SASSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like you .
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Caked ! |
| September 16th, 2004 04:46 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Oh my , You are very SASSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like you .
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky Caked !
Now look what you did:
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| September 16th, 2004 04:52 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
Now look what you did:
You make Joey sniggle !
W- W- What ?!?! .........Oh , sure :
" Outside the Decaking begins
And it may never end
So cry no more, on the shore a dream
Will take us out to sea
Forevermore, forevermore
Close your eyes and dream[?]
And you can be with me
'Neath the waves, through the cave of hours
Long forgotten now
We're all alone, we're all alone
Close the window, Decake alight
And it will be all right
No need to bother now
Let it out, let it all begin
Learn how to pretend
(repeat intro)
Once a story's told
It can't help but grow old
Roses do, lovers too, so cast
Your seasons to the wind
And hold me dear, oh, hold me dear
Close the window, Decake alight
And it will be all right
No need to bother now,
Let it out, let it all begin
All's forgotten now
We're all alone, all alone
Close the window, Decake alight
And it will be all right
No need to bother now,
Let it out, let it all begin
Owe it to the wind, my love
Oh, hold me dear
(first four lines instrumental)
All's forgotten now, my love,
We're all alone, we're all alone ........" |
| September 16th, 2004 04:59 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
Now look what you did:
" LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME "
Boz Scaggs
" Hope they never end this song
This could take us all night long
I looked at the moon and I felt blue
Then I looked again and I saw you
Eyes like fire in the night
Bridges burning with their light
Now I want to spend the whole night through
And Honey, Yes, I'd like to spend it all on you
Love, look what you've done to me
Never thought I'd Decake again so easily
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me
Leading me to feel this way.....
They might fade and turn to stone
Let's get crazy all alone
Hold me closer than you'd ever dare
Close your eyes and I'll be there
After all is said and done
After all you are the one
Take me up your stairs and through the door
Take me where we don't care anymore.....
Love, look what you've done to me
Never thought I'd decake again so easily
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me ...would you
Leading me to feel this way.....
Love, look what you've done to me
Never thought I'd decake again so easily
Oh, love, you wouldn't lie to me
Leading me to feel this way..... "
I Thank You !
Jacky Carson !
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[ Edited by Lambies ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| September 16th, 2004 05:00 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
If Brian Jones only had one of these.............:
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| September 16th, 2004 05:16 PM |
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| Baby Steelie |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
So true, my friend. There is but one force in this universe that will never let you down - alcohol. He's there, by your side, through the good times and the bad times. When was the last time you heard someone look into a bottle of hootch and cry in pain and anguish "My booze! Why hast thou forsaken me?!?!?"
Three days later he's ready to party again.
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| September 16th, 2004 05:51 PM |
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| gypsy |
I love the lambchop floating device. Oh, yes, if Brian only had one of those, he'd still be bitch-slapping women and fathering dozens of children. Oh, the possibilities! |
| September 16th, 2004 05:57 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Oh, the possibilities!
Tell Me About it :
I want those feeble minded axes overthrown
I'm not into your passport picture I just like your nose;
You welcome me with open arms .. and open legs ,
I know only fools have needs but this little Joey NEVER begs....
Unless it is for a D- D- Decaking .
Developing ..............................
Jo Jo
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| September 16th, 2004 05:58 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I love the lambchop floating device. Oh, yes, if Brian only had one of those, he'd still be bitch-slapping women and fathering dozens of children. Oh, the possibilities!
and he'd be balding, fat, and of absolutely no appeal to to Brenda and the other necrophiliacs. He'd be - Mick Taylor!
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| September 16th, 2004 05:59 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
and he'd be balding, fat, and of absolutely no appeal to to Brenda and the other necrophiliacs. He'd be - Mick Taylor!
You make Joey sad . |
| September 16th, 2004 06:00 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Baby Steelie wrote:
Three days later he's ready to party again.
You know me better than that. No Naked Lunch here. |
| September 16th, 2004 06:01 PM |
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| Lambchop* |
quote:
Joey wrote:
You make Joey sad .
heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......................!
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| September 16th, 2004 06:28 PM |
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| blueswave |
I don't know how the first post "The Passion of The Christ.....good flick, or not" end up here with the "lambchop"...uumm... stuff?.I highly respected that film and I agree with those of you who believe that God is always with you wherever you are... I try to be conscience of it. It's a movie I could only watch once. It made me look at a crucific (cross, whatever) in a totally different way. Quite a large margin, I'd, say, for M Gibson.. starting with the Mad Max and Lethal Weapon movies. |
| September 16th, 2004 06:34 PM |
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| WildBillGrover |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Thanks, WildBillGrover...that is what I've always felt. I can talk to God anywhere I want...it doesn't have to be at church. To me, God is always available wherever you are.
You're welcome!
“I hate your grand Cathedrals where you try to trap God. I know God is here in the canyons, in the rattlesnakes and the pinyon pines.” - Dave Alvin, from the song “Everett Ruess”
[Edited by WildBillGrover] |
| September 16th, 2004 06:36 PM |
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| WildBillGrover |
Anybody who carries this picture around wants to be offensive:
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| September 16th, 2004 08:34 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
WildBillGrover wrote:
Anybody who carries this picture around wants to be offensive:
Seriously, why do you say that? Are you sure you know what the picture is? |
| September 16th, 2004 08:44 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
Lambchop* wrote:
Kinda reminds me of beer's avatar. Beer is a very serious fellow.
Lamby - i consider beer a very good friend of mine and i also like you a lot too - despite (or perhaps because of) your "feisty (sp?)" attitude
it causes me much distress that you two can't or won't) get on
and your right it does look like beer's avatar |
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