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| nankerphelge |
Well I got my afternoon Newcastles!
That's a start!
Got some chiba in the car for the ride home!
I'm gonna get Santa all fucked up when he shows tonite!! |
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| Some Guy |
Nanky, is Santa even coming to your house tonight??
I mean I've seen some of them posts and you might be a Naughty Dirrty Fawker!!!
[Edited by Some Drunk Guy]
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah -- I gotta chunk of coal heading my way for sure!
But when that fat bastard gets in the house, I'm pulling his coat up over his head, spinning him around and giving him a wedgie!!!
Then we are doin' bongs!!
Rudolph better have his shit together tonite!
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| glencar |
No coal in my stocking but maybe Newcastles? One can dream. |
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| Lambchop |
Nanky - if you get what you deserve we will all be in awe and jealous.
Me - I got a bottle of this imported French stuff last week as a prezzy - cognac and mango. Yum! |
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| glencar |
We're all in awe & jealous of Nanky already! Why does he need more? Why??? Why???? |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh man, imagine if I got ALL that I deserve, what would Christmas look like?
"Hmmmmm" he mused as he thoughtfully stroked his nanky chin!
Fade to nanky, sitting in a hot tub on the deck of my slopeside challet off the main slope of Nanky's Slippery Slope Ski Resort just outside Big Crack, Wyoming!
And in the hot tub with me are each and everyone of my Stonesian Rocks Off buddies, except Joey who is under Court order in Wyoming to stay at least 90 feet away from all hot tubs.
In the tub, Newcastles on tap naturally!
Fade back to nanky sitting at home
with coal.... |
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| luxury1 |
Santa Margherita--I had to retype that three times, it is that good!! Pinot Grigio. I am so buzzed. Merry Chrsitmas.
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| sirmoonie |
Holy seasonal piss!
I'm so blasto-whacked I didn't even realized I drank a 2 liter bottle of soy sauce until the "host" told me. Why can't these geeks arrange their kitchens better? Vinegar next to the vodka, sherms next to the catnip? WTF? Do I look like I have time to read fucking labels?
Fuck them. If it doesn't look like stream-lined hootch, I'll find something else to drink!
"Chisel me like a desert highball, Ronnie!: |
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| Some Guy |
passing out now |
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| Some Guy |
I'm up Bee-Yaatch! Let's open presents!!!! |
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| nankerphelge |
Been drinking a bit of red wine the last few days!
And finding some time here and there for a chiba break!
My drinking brother-in-law arrives shortly -- tonite's looking plenty ugly!
Film at 11:00.....
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| LadyJane |
Had some wassil for the first time yesterday! Very nice buzz!! Now I'm the ONLY one at the office and I'm falling asleep at my desk!!
LJ. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Had some wassil for the first time yesterday! Very nice buzz!! Now I'm the ONLY one at the office and I'm falling asleep at my desk!!
LJ.
What? At work? Asleep at the switch? Glad you ain't driving my train. 
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| LadyJane |
Fear not..my Maine friend....I'm leaving shortly and won't be back until 01/06/04!!!!
YES!!!
LJ. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Oh?? Vacation? Have a safe and fun trip.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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| Some Guy |
A nice bottle(s) of Red Wine! |
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| BILL PERKS |
DRANK 11 AMSTELS, A CAR BOMB(GUINESS AND JAMISON'S)THEN HIT WHITE WINE WHEN ALL ELSE WAS LOST,SUPPLEMENTED WITH 2 CANS OF BLUE ROOSTER CHEW!TIME FOR BED |
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| LadyJane |
Off to spend the ENTIRE day with the in-laws!!
Let's see....90 minute drive...I think I'll spike my coffee-to-go mug.
LJ
PS...I'm NOT driving!! |
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| egon |
it's 1800 hours here, which means i got about 2 hour to get ready for the pub.
let's see;
got my pants on, got my shirt on, got my smokes, my lighter and my money... yep; I'd say i'm pretty ready.
i love the holiday season! |
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| parmeda |
I'd say, "you're good to go", egon...LOL! |
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| nankerphelge |
Egon - what are you drinking tonite??
I'm sippin' some Heinekens today! |
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| sirmoonie |
December 26 to January 2 - I think it is clear now that god had no other purpose in mind for these days than drinking. I mean for us down on the planet, not him. I'm not sure if god drinks, although it sure seems like he does. |
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| LadyJane |
I am heading for the Vodka as soon as I finish typing. Between kahoosier's vicious personal attack in the "Rolling Stones and the Bible" thread and the PM I just received from Miss SHINE A LIGHT (wanting to know why I so dislike her) the day at the in-laws was a cake walk.
RO is giving me stress!!  What is wrong with this picture???
OH..I just realized....today is my 1 year Anniversary as an RO'er. Hell...perhaps that bottle of champagne that is in the fridge needs to be uncorked!!
Cheers to all!!
LJ.
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| egon |
i had me some kronenbourghs last night.
and a fine night it was, which even ended with some sex.
it was so good that i might have to do it again tonight.
pub's open in about 30 minutes 
let's see; pants, shirt... |
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| glencar |
Nanky: "I'm sippin' some Heinekens today!"
This is what the holidays are all about! I just opened the first of many. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Gephlrbbbbbbbbbbbbll gnughgugggg shrelphlipppplllllbbb wugga nooofl gungunug fligglrrrrrrrrbbbb dwoooooobllepp.....hurgl!
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| parmeda |
SS?
The King's english, please
(Looks like you enjoyed yourself...please share?) |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Gephlrbbbbbbbbbbbbll gnughgugggg shrelphlipppplllllbbb wugga nooofl gungunug fligglrrrrrrrrbbbb dwoooooobllepp.....hurgl!
I echo Miss Parmeda's request, SS!!
PLEASE elaborate on the above "Noltebonics".
LJ. |
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| Joey |
Been singing THIS all day long :
I feel like I want to break out of the house
My heart is a-pumping, I've got sand in my mouth
I feel like I'm heading up to a cardiac arrest
I want to scream in the night, I want a manifest
I've got that wide awake, give-and-take, five o'clock-in-the-morning feeling
I've got the hots for the sluts in the well thumbed pages of a magazine
I want to drive, want to fly like I do in the dreams I've never really been in
I want to hump, want to jump, want to heat up, cool down in a dream machine
I'm dreaming ... from the waist on down
I'm dreaming ... but I feel tired and bound
I'm dreaming ... of a day when a cold shower helps my health
I'm dreaming ... dreaming - of the day I can control myself
Day I can control myself .
Sound like a priest and then I'm shooting dice
I'm burning tires with some guy whose hair is turning white
I know the girls that I pass, they just ain't impressed
I'm too old to give up, but too young to rest
I've got that numb-to-a-thumb over-dubbed
Feeling social when the world is sleeping
The plot starts to thicken then I sicken and I feel I'm cemented down
I'm so juiced that the whorey lady's sad sad story has me quietly weeping
But here comes the morning
Here comes the yawning demented clown .........
I'm dreaming ... but I know it's all hot air
I'm dreaming ... I'll get back to that rocking chair
I'm dreaming ... of the day I can share the wealth
I'm dreaming ... dreaming - of the day I can control myself
Day I can control myself
Hey, hey!
The day I can control myself !
Jacky Townshend ( circa 1975 )
The Jacky , Established in 1999 and providing thoughtful and insightful posts like this on a regular basis for What ?!?!?! Almost five years now ?!?!?! Hug Me ! ......Sweetly !!!!!! .......Gently !!!!!!!
JACKY !
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