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| Cardinal Fang |
I went drinking with Sirmoonie last Thursday night. We consumed the following (in order)
Bottle of Red Wine (at the house)
Shots of Tanguray (at the house)
Hot Saki (eating Sushi)
More Tanguray (at the bar)
Beers (at the bar)
(am I forgetting anything else ??)
At about 1:30 we all walked Sirmoonie back to his Hotel and made sure he got home OK.
Then we went back home and drank some more Tanguray.
It was fucking great !! We talked about Joey, SDH, Sir Stonesalot, FPM, many others who I can't mention. All of my impressions were confirmed by a very wise man indeed.
We WILL get together again soon !!
PM me with your address.
Later, Jimmy |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
What is up with this Some Guy moonie? I thought we told him to lie about stuff like that.
Lambchop...sweetie....we all know that guys who are in touch with their pussy side get laid a lot. They get laid right in their stupid pussy man ass. Often. Repeatedly. That's what happens to pussies. Either that, or they get their own head stuck up their stupid pussy man ass.
A guy like Josh...I don't think he can get any farther up his own stupid pussy man ass without completely disappearing.
Creepy. |
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| sirmoonie |
Man, the life span of that bottle of red wine at the house was measured in milliseconds.
Don't forget big mongo-size Asahi beers at the sushi place. That place was nuts.
Last thing I remember CF was programming up that jukebox in that tasty low-rent bar (with the passed out guy) and drinking Heinekens.
I'm still smiling about it!
Later. |
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| Fiji Joe |
Hell yeah!....I'll make a fortune selling my Steve Miller records on e-bay" |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
OMG...that chick is drinking MAD DOG!!!!
Man, we drank gallons of that stuff back in high school. That shit tasted better coming back up than it did going down.
I saw a guy hurl Mad Dog and a big bag of M&Ms once. Talk about a technicolor yawn! And it didn't just seep out of him either...oh no no no. It fucking exploded out of that guy's mouth. It was like a fuckin rainbow gyser!
You don't ever forget something like that when you see it. |
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| sirmoonie |
I thought the chick with the Mad Dog was a guy. Like the drummer from Quiet Riot. Or somebody. |
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| Fiji Joe |
Hell yeah SS..My only experience with Mad Dog I drank 2 qt bottles in an hour...the aftermath?....I lost my job, missed 3 days of school, I may or may not have gone home with a girl who had chickens in her bedroom...and to this day, I get nauseous just looking at any kind of grape drink |
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| gypsy |
Hey, Cardinal Fang! Say "hi" to SheRat for me.
Did sirmoonie look anything like Glen Campbell's mugshot at any point in the evening? |
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| SheRat |
Hi Gypsy!
sirmoonie couldn't look like Glen Campbell because his hair is not long enough. He's a lawyer, remember.
But I must say that his report about the lifespan of the wine bottle is accurate. In fact, he had that bottle all to himself. We were drinking Tanq with lime. I was very impressed.
Also consumed during the evening (perhaps only by me):
shots of Jim Beam
shots of Cactus Juice
I cannot remember one song those skids put in that jukebox. We had to leave The Brown Jug though, cause I suddenly, inexplicably and insistently NEEDED Chinese food. |
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| Some Guy |
coors lite followed by shots of Appleton Rum and sweet green bingers.... development increasing....rapidly!!!
[Edited by Some Guy] |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I once went 3 months without drinking anything other than Tanq & Tonics.
By the end of the second month I was talking to the family of monkeys that inexplicably moved in under my bed. They were from Anniston Alabama. Nice monkey's indeed.
By the end of the third month I had opened a surgery in the basement, and started collecting teeth in a basket that I wove out of my own pubic hair. I was also speaking only in Esperanto...even though I don't know how to speak Esperanto.
I was named Canada Dry's tonic drinker of the year. Tanqueray named their shipping docks after me.
I'm still part owner of a lime grove just west of the Everglades.
Or at least that's what I was told. I don't really remember much after the first week. They say when I finally went down, I slept for a full 3 weeks, in a puddle of my own wizz.
You and the Cardinal need to come visit Casa de Stonesalot, Ms Rat. |
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| Joey |
" It was fucking great !! We talked about Joey, SDH, Sir Stonesalot, FPM, many others who I can't mention. All of my impressions were confirmed by a very wise man indeed. "
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I heard they talked in depth about that one time, when we where all in Cleveland, and Joey and SDH decided it would be fun to play "Greek Soldiers" and put on bed sheets as togas, and then "charged" each other. Repeatedly.
Woooooooboy, that was something right there....I don't rightly know what it was, but it was definately something. |
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| Cardinal Fang |
Yeah, wow, I FORGOT all about that SECOND bar altogether !!
Yeah, that dude pass out face first on the table next to us !! We could have stacked pennies on his face and I'll bet they wouldn't have fallen over. Would you believe that after we dropped you off, we walked to China Town for more. Somewhere near Sacramento Street, how appropriate.
Gypsy, SheRat tells me "things" and always speaks HIGHLY and LOVINGLY about you. Can't wait to meet you someday.
Marc, We will be there !! Sometime next year probably ??
Joey, details ?? Shouldn't say here.
Later, JW |
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| parmeda |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
I think it only fair that RO ladies be included. I want an invite!! Besides, I'm one of the most frequent female posters on the Drinking Threads.
LJ.
Oh, dear Lord... Count me in too Nanky!
Warn me ahead of time though, I'll need to remove the mascara first 
btw...anyone have a GOOD recipe for eggnog?
...and before anyone tells me to go out and buy the shit, forget it. That stuff is crap.
I've tested my lab-rat here at home three different times this week and he says I haven't 'gotten it' right yet! WTF? Is this brain surgery? |
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| nankerphelge |
I am quite impressed with the new drinking thread -- up to page 3 already with stories of the sirmoonie/fang get together, minibars, mad dog, pussy drinks, and the possibility of a drunken teleconference!!
My how we've grown!!
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| glencar |
This Heinekin oughta knock me out. |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I am quite impressed with the new drinking thread -- up to page 3 already with stories of the sirmoonie/fang get together, minibars, mad dog, pussy drinks, and the possibility of a drunken teleconference!!
My how we've grown!!
Drunken teleconference?
As we used to say during that ol' tour (seems so long ago!),
Treeeee thhaaaaaaaat fuuuuucccckkkkkerrrrrr...
-tSYX --- But what can a poor boy do? |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
P.S.: I am of the opinion that the Rod Stewart cover of "Street Fighting Man" is pretty good. Different, intereseting, not as incredibly hard-driving as the Stones'... but good. Ronnie plays a pretty mean slide.
Speaking of Ronnie, on Friday I'll be able to legally drink in Europe (and illegally drink over here with ease)... I'm accepting donations from the European ROers, both in the forms of the good stuff and advice on what to do after drinking it.
-tSYX --- There's just no place for, street fightin' man... |
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| LadyJane |
I do believe that the Drinking Thread will at some point surpass, or at least equal, Superblow Parts 1-4 (and soon to be 5) as the largest thread in RO history. Appropriate...
Mickaholics and Alcoholics!! 
LJ |
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| nankerphelge |
Well unfortunately, I can only teleconference two people outside my firm without a special set-up (ie, client charge number).
I doubt I can charge all you drunkenchibaStonesaholics to "client development"!!
It was a great thought tho jb -- guess Bravenet will have to do! |
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| caro |
Xizzy - no donation but an advice (since you're allowed to drink in Europe, you might as well drink european alcohol in the US). If you ever stumble across a really good import store, try to find this french stuff :
CHARTREUSE VERTE!
Made in a monastery in the mountains out of 130 (more or less toxic) herbs. Only three monks know the exact recipe (so everyone in the region fears an avalanche or something like that might kill the three of them at one time).
There's also a version with 71% alcohol. The monks probably had some ethic problems selling that stuff, so they decided to say it was "for medical use".
But not only has the Chartreuse a schmaltzy story about it, it also tastes great. You can actually taste every single one of the 130 herbs (or so it feels). Much better than absynte in that "witches potion" style.
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| parmeda |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Well unfortunately, I can only teleconference two people outside my firm without a special set-up (ie, client charge number).
Well Nanky, that would be me...you....and who else? LOL
(That's okay, good try though! Chat room will just hafta do!) |
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| nankerphelge |
I can just see the form I need for a full blown teleconference:
ATTORNEY NAME: nanker
BILLING CODE: Client Development
PURPOSE OF TELECONFERENCE:
Client development.
Oh and to shoot the shit about the Stones, drinking, chiba, sheep, mullets, pie, and 5 pound butt rocks.
TELECONFERENCE PARTICIPANTS AND AFFILIATIONS:
nanky,
jb, queer drinker for the straight guy
sirmoonie, minibar mongo moofster
our young boy Joey, Carly's boy toy
Sir Stonesalot, who wants to know
LadyJane, Team leader U.S.R.O. Mick jumping team
parmeda, Chicago -- you got a problem with that?
etc...
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| Fiji Joe |
This drunken tele-summit sounds like an idea worthy of additional thought...I can understand Nanky not being able to put this under "client developement"...Aren't there some online gaming functions that allow multiple persons to speak online?...provided you have a headset or microphone?... |
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| Joey |
" I heard they talked in depth about that one time, when we where all in Cleveland, and Joey and SDH decided it would be fun to play "Greek Soldiers" and put on bed sheets as togas, and then "charged" each other. Repeatedly. "
You make Joey giggle .
For Kit : " Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jacko !
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| nankerphelge |
I was thinking the same thing Feej -- an audio chat room type deal. There must be something of that sort. Let's avoid video chat -- I don't think any of us should be able to moon one another!!! |
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| Joey |
" I don't think any of us should be able to moon one another!!! "
www.zairgit.com/filez/parishilton.wmv
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| SheRat |
BEWARE THE CHARTREUSE.
I am an experienced drinker of many years and Green Chartreuse is a very, very dangerous drink. More so than even Jager or Goldschlager. You may wake up in jail, in bed with a hermaprhodite, take cab rides from Brixton to the Netherlands, or just generally wander around whatever city you are in with toilet paper stuck to your shoe, clinging to a McDonald's Happy Meal toy for dear life.
Absinthe is MUCH less dangerous, in my experience.
What I'm saying is, just make sure you've got some buddies around to make sure you don't end up in some Cracked Out HoJo Sex Party fisting porn.
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| Lambchop |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I don't think any of us should be able to moon one another!!!
Your girlfriend says hello! Wonders when you'll be back in Lickin Crick Trailer Park to see him. |
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