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| Ten Thousand Motels |
AP
Disney Bans Richards From "Pirates" Promotion After Dad-Snorting Remarks
LA TImes Posted April 5, 2007
Snorting a speedball of cocaine and dear old dad may be the stuff of rock 'n' roll legend but apparently it's not the sort of tale told to children at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Keith Richards' macabre remark about snorting a mixture of cocaine and the cremated remains of his deceased father may have amused music fans with its ghoulish sensibilities, but it caused a moment of alarm inside Walt Disney Studios, home to the movie marketing team behind the upcoming "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End."
Richards has a much-anticipated cameo as Teague Sparrow, father of Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), in the hit franchise opening May 25. While drinking, womanizing and cannibalism may be comedic themes that course through the film, the real-life substance abuse and off-screen antics of "Pirates" stars are no laughing matters when it comes to marketing and publicizing one of the summer's biggest family films.
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| TomL |
A perrrrrrrrrrfect header today for this thread. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
UH OH, MICKEY'S PISSED.
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Fuck You TomL, will ya? Let's rock you fucker |
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| TomL |
Hey u FF fucker, whats up. Little slow down there huh? Let me go get ANOTHER BEER.
[Edited by TomL] |
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| no night together |
back to dad snortinig.
macabre? gory?
ma vaffanculo, if a buddist monk did that they all would call it deeply spiritual, if keith does it's crazy. again in italian: vaffanculo.
ashes snorting has been a very subtle way to say "ok bert, we've been parted for long, we shared different aims until 85, but now we're buddies, right?".
great keith, nostrils helped to smooth the old friction.
rock rugby and rebellion.
luca
ps. ciao gazza |
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| TomL |
U need to get on a plane with your family you Mexican fucker. Casa-de-toml is waiting. Room, Board and Transportaition is waiting. What will we sing??????????
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
That's evil temptation... I'm going, or I have a better idea, let's meet on one of the shows of the European leg of the tour and that's Barcelona! We have a coooooooooooool place to stay there |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
TomL wrote:
What will we sing??????????
First of all let's improve our version of "Some Girls" and then let's sing JJF and SFTD |
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| TomL |
Oh you fucker, you would have to say that. I planned to go to no shows. Do u have a tix 4 me? Can I stay with u? When is the show? U fucker u. |
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| no night together |
some girls want my money,
some just snort my dad,
some just want to criticize,
don't want them in my bed.
so gimme all your money
gimme all your coke,
I'll mix it with my father's ash
and keep it carry on like that.
ps.
I work in milan and live and play rugby in swiss. ya welcome
pps. as a pro-sport man I just hope dad's ash doesn't result as sport-doping |
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| TomL |
Fuck Voo, that's gonna be hard for me to swing. You got my blood pumping so I checked. We leave 4 vac on 6/23 to Bremuda. I guess it could be done and I can meet my family in NY. But I will have to check the time change and shit. How many hours is Spain ahead or fucking behind. You fucker u. |
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| LadyJane |
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TomL wrote:
Fuck Voo, that's gonna be hard for me to swing. You got my blood pumping so I checked. We leave 4 vac on 6/23 to Bremuda. I guess it could be done and I can meet my family in NY. But I will have to check the time change and shit. How many hours is Spain ahead or fucking behind. You fucker u.
UN-FUCKING-REAL.
You are NOT gonna do this.
Oh yes you are, you fucker.
LJ. |
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| glencar |
U2? |
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| Mackerel Alice |
Keith's Horoscopes...
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/index.php?menuID=3&subID=1623 |
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| kath |
wow...thread wanderers......
anyway, does disney actually believe that this is gonna hav any negative impact on the success of this picture??? sheeeeeyut!!!!!!!! only makes it better (does her or doesn't he...)
pretty funny stuff, really. gawd i LOVE that man...who else in the whole freakin' world would seet up a press conference to ask questions that would directly lead to asking him what the weirdest thing he ever snorted was....and he says "bert".....
that is just rollin on the floor funny...and it isn't gonna touch poor mickey or any of his disney friends... |
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| mickmask |
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_Boomy_ wrote:
Case B) The person that came up with this line seriously did more than eat paint chips as a kid, live under power-lines, and suck Donkey Cock.
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ROTFLMFAO!!
You are the Shakespeare of RO sir..and have brightened my day considerably.
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| mickmask |
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the good wrote:
The more I'm thinking about it, the more I think he did it and the harder I'm laughing. This will never be topped by anyone in the history of rock and roll. He is one of a kind.
EXACTLY.
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| GotToRollMe |
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VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
That's evil temptation... I'm going, or I have a better idea, let's meet on one of the shows of the European leg of the tour and that's Barcelona! We have a coooooooooooool place to stay there
Hey Voodoo, you going to any of the shows?
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| _Boomy_ |
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mickmask wrote:
ROTFLMFAO!!
You are the Shakespeare of RO sir..and have brightened my day considerably.
mm.
Turns out Keith DID say it, but jokingly.
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| jb |
Keith has been very quiet and no one has seen him in Europe yet...I hope things work out!!! |
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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
Keith has been very quiet and no one has seen him in Europe yet...I hope things work out!!!
Please recall that I have vehemently recommended that folks do not designate their vacation funds if money is tight on seeing the stones in Europe this summer. Postponements always seem to happen there! Tarps o' Plenty? |
