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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I think he's bullshitting. (If he actually said it.) |
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| Saint Sway |
I call bullshit too
Keith doesnt cut his coke |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
I call bullshit too
Keith doesnt cut his coke
I can shit too. |
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| nankerphelge |
I dunno -- if anyone on Earth would do such a thing, Keith is our man!
Howe did he know he wasn't snortin' up ol' Bert's cock -- or his sphincter?
I just find the lack of quality control to be troubling... |
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| Mel Belli |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
I call bullshit too
Keith doesnt cut his coke
Could this rival the Blood Transfusion Legend? |
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| _Boomy_ |
Let's see..it's April 3rd.
Could some moron be a little late with the "April Fools" news? |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
>Let's see..it's April 3rd.<
I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how close it was to April 1 when he said it.
Does anyone really think his wife or his kids would let him get away with something like that?
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| AlexKx |
Are you all just now comming to the realization that Keith Richards (I am a fan by the way...of his music and performances!) is EXTREAMLY mentally disturbed?! I think that is what is more shocking! By the way! This beats hands down ANYTHING Michael Jackson has EVER done...whether he actually did the things said about him or not! WoW!? Lol?!
[Edited by AlexKx] |
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| Barney Fife |
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pdog wrote:
That's nothing, my friend 2000 Man in Cleveland injects cooked up, vinyl copies of Exile On Main St.
Yep, you just confirmed my suspician that Keef is not so weird.
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| Barney Fife |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
http://www.pukeplanet.com/
"Even with the slight misfire, this gentleman gives the A-ok sign. Back to the bar, next round of shots on me, dog." |
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| Saint Sway |
quote:
AlexKx wrote:
Are you all just now comming to the realization that Keith Richards (I am a fan by the way...of his music and performances!) is EXTREAMLY mentally disturbed?!
you're obviously new here...
you see...
Rocks Off is the Official Home Office of the mentally disturbed
Keith's got a long way to go to catch up to most of us |
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| GotToRollMe |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
you're obviously new here...
you see...
Rocks Off is the Official Home Office of the mentally disturbed
Keith's got a long way to go to catch up to most of us
No shit. I've snorted way worse stuff than my dad.
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| lotsajizz |
really...and by 10th grade too!
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| _Boomy_ |
Here's how I see it:
A) If this is true, Keith is mentally handicapped. Bar none. He's worse than mentally handicapped; a person with a disability wouldn't even contemplate such a thing.
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B) The person that wrote this is mentally handicapped. Bar none. He or she is worse than mentally handicapped; a person with a disability wouldn't even contemplate such a thing.
Look at this crap:
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
Case A) Is Keith an idiot? Even if you did this, would you utter it to a news publication?
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Case B) Is the person that came up with this material brain-dead? Does he or she have any sense at all?
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"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.."
Case A) Keith: WTF? You couldn't RESIST it? I'm not going to ask you if you are on dope -- that's a given. Do you think that making fun of Jagger's next record is going to make you look good? Ha! Now people will ask you for a pound of dad!
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Case B) Who in their right mind thinks of demented shit like this? Really...I want to know...right now. I want this person thrown into a sanitarium at this moment.
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"My dad wouldn't have cared," he said.
Case A) W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what? Keith -- you've written some great songs and all. But can I ask you some serious questions? ARE YOU RELATED TO JEFFEREY DAHMER in anyway? Were you and TED BUNDY buddies back in the day? Will I one day see a true story about you on LIFETIME? Simply put: ARE YOU FUCKED UP?
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Case B) Man, that is pretty harsh. If I were Keith, I'd find the person that started this trash story and seriously throw down. Little bitch won't play me!
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"It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Case A) What in the hell are you splurging, Keith? I can't believe it. I can't believe you. Why in the hell would you do such a thing? How can you be so blase and passe about this? Is this a joke for you? This takes the cake!
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Case B) The person that came up with this line seriously did more than eat paint chips as a kid, live under power-lines, and suck Donkey Cock. I'm serious -- this person should be beaten with an Ugly-Ugly stick.
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So, to conclude this mess, I would have to go with Case B in all situations. I certainly hope I will NOT be proven wrong.
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| Steel Wheels |
What a sad story. Keith, keep this crap to yourself.
And what are you doing still taking coke? Give that shit up. man. Sad, sad, sad.
This is the kind of news that makes me NOT want to wear my Keef tshirts. |
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
Steel Wheels wrote:
What a sad story. Keith, keep this crap to yourself.
And what are you doing still taking coke? Give that shit up. man. Sad, sad, sad.
This is the kind of news that makes me NOT want to wear my Keef tshirts.
T-shirts?
I have a tattoo on my fucking forearm! |
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| mojoman |
quote:
jb wrote:
Perhaps this explains why he was not at Jagger's dad's funeral?
[Edited by jb]
he would have smoked micks dad?
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| Saint Sway |
if anyone is really that upset by this and decides to burn their Keith t-shirts, please forward me the ashes so I can snort them
TIA |
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| Gazza |
quote:
jb wrote:
Perhaps this explains why he was not at Jagger's dad's funeral?
LOL...... brilliant
More stupid attention-seeking crap from Keith (agree with TTM that he probably just made it up). The media will think all their Christmases have come at once with a quote like this one.
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
if anyone is really that upset by this and decides to burn their Keith t-shirts, please forward me the ashes so I can snort them
TIA
I shall burn off the skin on my forearm.
Please send address ASAP. |
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| Saint Sway |
thanks Boomy!!!! |
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| Saint Sway |
"Keith Richards is stealing my headlines" ~ Eddie Van Halen |
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| AlexKx |
Well it's official! Keith Richards is a CANABAL! Woo hoo! Thanks to him he has thought of levels of evil and done them that us mere mortals could not have thought of on our own! Whoo hoo! I'll have to skip this one though! |
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| chris girard |
I think he made this up -- he makes up a lot of shit to his legend alive.
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| Gazza |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
I shall burn off the skin on my forearm.
I tried to do the same, got confused and burnt my arm and foreskin by mistake.... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I think this is one of the funniest things he's ever said in an interview.
I think he was obviously fucking with the person who wrote the article. Ask a stupid question....get a stupid answer.
I shall now wear my "Keith For President" t-shirt in his honor. |
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| Fadeout_Freedom |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
Let's see..it's April 3rd.
Could some moron be a little late with the "April Fools" news?
It's obviously an April Fool's-themed edition... I just linked to the NME site, and right next to the Keith article was a headline: "My Chemical Romance Play Spectacular One-off Show" |
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| Left Shoe Shuffle |
Ozzy Osbourne was just spotted buying an eightball of Bert... |
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| LastChild |
im sure he snorted his grandfather years ago as well. he's just keeping it in the family. |
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| chevysales |
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8O9A8E00&show_article=1
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=257092>1=7702
Keith Richards: 'I Snorted My Father'
Apr 3, 3:20 PM EST
The Associated Press
LONDON -- Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.
Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.
"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.
"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
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