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April 22nd, 2005 03:40 PM
glencar wrote:
Another thread down the toilet!

" At some time in their lives, nearly all Americans experience problems such as hemorrhoids, fissures and fistulas, itching and the loss of bowel control known as bowel incontinence. Eliminating solid body wastes from the body through the bowel and the anus is a vital function, but problems associated with this process are rarely discussed. Most of these annoying problems are not serious, but they can have a major effect on a person's quality of life. Many people suffer unnecessarily because they are too embarrassed or frightened to seek medical assistance. That is unfortunate, because treatment often may involve only a change in personal hygiene habits. When surgery is the only answer left Newton Wellesley Surgeons has procedures which can alleviate the following ano-rectal problems "

April 22nd, 2005 03:43 PM
glencar Once proud Joey acts so humble!
April 22nd, 2005 03:44 PM
glencar wrote:
Once proud Joey acts so humble!

" Are You Clean Inside? "

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April 22nd, 2005 03:45 PM
glencar Soemone's always complaining 'bout sumfin!
April 22nd, 2005 03:47 PM
glencar wrote:
Soemone's always complaining 'bout sumfin!

Damn Straight !

" I never thought that such things were growing
inside my intestines”

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- Lori Fenske, Sep 03, 2004 "


[ Edited by Fiji ]

[Edited by Joey]
April 22nd, 2005 04:12 PM
glencar She gave her name? Poor dear!
April 22nd, 2005 04:13 PM
glencar wrote:
She gave her name? Poor dear!

Anal Itching
Itching in the anal area is a common problem and often results from things we eat or drink that act as irritants, such as coffee, milk and other dairy products, chocolate and nuts. Another common cause of itching is vigorous cleaning of the anal area. Most people are concerned with cleanliness and vigorously wipe the are after bowel movement. This may cause small cracks in the tender skin that can become irritated from sweat or stool and led to itching. As a result, the anal area is usually wiped even more forcefully - a the cycle continues. Some of the personal hygiene tips that relieve hemorrhoids also help control anal itching; these include using unscented, white toilet tissue and cleansing the area gently. Cold packs and topical medications also may give some relief. Most itching problems require only some basic "detective work" between the patient and doctor to discover and to treat the underlying problem.

April 23rd, 2005 12:19 AM
April 23rd, 2005 01:37 PM


that's great shit to come scrolling across in a thread
April 23rd, 2005 06:17 PM
glencar Shit! Now I gots to puke!
April 23rd, 2005 09:08 PM
kath it is a little disquieting to come across a huge face on a matter whose face it is.......
April 23rd, 2005 10:07 PM
Gazza could be worse

could be a huge arse

or Joey's arse
April 24th, 2005 12:14 AM
Gazza wrote:
could be worse

could be a huge arse

or Joey's arse

good point
April 25th, 2005 09:49 AM
************* END TRANSMISSION ******************

W- W- W- W- What ?!?! .............Oh , OK !!!! :

"Lil Fiji .. Your Mother and I are very sorry for sending you to " Neverland Ranch " for the entire summer .... but playing ' Hardball ' with us by pretending to be deaf , dumb and blind is below the belt ...... Whoops ..... my apologies once again little Fij . "

[ Edited by MaxLugar , Pete Townshend & Timothy Robbins ]
[Edited by Joey]
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