| April 19th, 2005 09:09 AM |
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quote:
egon wrote:
this seems to be the most popular thread at the moment,
and JB doesn't even post here anymore.....
Come on, i'm sure someone else can posts 60 times in 1 hour.
(apart from you joey!)
Egon ..................You Drunk Yet ?!?!?!
How about joining me this evening at " Mr. Toads " for some Jaggerbombs ?!?!
Jacky ! |
| April 19th, 2005 09:12 AM |
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quote:
egon wrote:
this seems to be the most popular thread at the moment,
and JB doesn't even post here anymore.....
Come on, i'm sure someone else can posts 60 times in 1 hour.
(apart from you joey!)
egon...Howe are things?
We don't talk anymore....
Is the beer still cold where you are?
Tele maybe, maybe stopping by your part of the world soon
Are you up for a drink?
Discuss.....
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| April 19th, 2005 09:55 AM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
see, if jb were still here, this kinda shit would take over the board AGAIN!!! non-sequitors.
joey needs to be nuzzled....
jb should be punished for making his dog look so stupid in that outfit......
WOW Kath, I really thought different of you, you were the last person I ever thought would insult the appearance of an animal. I was of the opinion you were an animal lover. Your comments are out of order! Josh sends you this message:
"both Monster and I are disgusted by her nasty remarks regarding his beautiful Chanukah outfit. I'm sureif it was anyone else, she would have said how adorable. We demand an apology immediately!"
I hope this can be worked out to avoid future humilation of Monster and confrontation between you and Josh. I am deeply saddened and dissappointed by the turn of events! |
| April 19th, 2005 10:44 AM |
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| voodoopug |
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Joey wrote:
**** Time for me morning shit *****
Just dont force it Joey....take your time and just bit your lip and grab a hold of something! |
| April 19th, 2005 11:18 AM |
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quote:
voodoopug wrote:
Just dont force it Joey....take your time and just bit your lip and grab a hold of something!
Bless You Pugster -- May you NEVER ' pinch it short '
For My Baby ! :
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| April 19th, 2005 11:23 AM |
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| egon |
quote:
Joey wrote:
How about joining me this evening at " Mr. Toads " for some Jaggerbombs ?!?!
Love to! |
| April 19th, 2005 11:28 AM |
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| egon |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
egon...Howe are things?
We don't talk anymore....
Is the beer still cold where you are?
Tele maybe, maybe stopping by your part of the world soon
Are you up for a drink?
Discuss.....
tele!
things are good here. beer's always cold, and the weather
is getting better & better.
You planning a vacation in the south of france...?
Anycase, you are more than welcome here.
And since JU lives just around the corner,
we just might turn it in a small rocks of gathering!
keep me posted on your movements. |
| April 19th, 2005 11:33 AM |
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quote:
egon wrote:
keep me posted on your movements.
Oh , OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*********** ABRUPT END TO TRANSMISSION ************ |
| April 19th, 2005 11:46 AM |
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JOEY |
| April 19th, 2005 12:56 PM |
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best line in any movie EVER!!!!!!!!!! |
| April 19th, 2005 01:22 PM |
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kath wrote:
best line in any movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Kath .............I DIG your avatar !!!!!
My Baby looks GOOD in that one .....agreed ?!?! |
| April 19th, 2005 01:24 PM |
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quote:
egon wrote:
JOEY
Thanks Egon !!!! |
| April 19th, 2005 01:27 PM |
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quote:
Joey wrote:
Thanks Egon !!!!
Thanks Joey
[edited by Joey] |
| April 19th, 2005 01:54 PM |
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voodoopug wrote:
Thanks Joey
[edited by Joey]
Thanks So Much Puggy
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! ..............Oh , sure ! :
" Howard said he didn't do much this weekend because he wasn't feeling good, but he did make it out to see the play, "Slag Heap," by Mary McCormack's husband. Howard said it was really good and there was some nudity which was cool. He complained that some of the nudity was "man ass" though so he wasn't digging that. Howard said a kid who used to be on the show "Angel" was in the play and he was really good too. The only problem with him though was that he the one showing a lot of the man-ass. Howard said that he and Beth thought the guy kept "popping a rod" throughout the play too. The kid kept changing pants throughout the play and was in his underwear at some points, and Howard said sometimes his package looked more pronounced than others, so they both thought he may have been pitching a tent. Robin said she once saw a play with Jude Law and he got completely naked in it. She said it was great for her because she was sitting in the front row and Jude got out of the bathtub on stage and BAM! he was standing there in the buff with Robin just gazing up at him. She said she couldn't believe she was seeing it. Fred said he saw the same play and that Jude Law should change his name to Judy Law because his package was not impressive at all. Fred said it lacked "girth". Howard wondered why a guy with a small package would agree to get totally naked on stage but Robin thought it was just a "British thing." Howard said if it was a "British thing" then he's the complete opposite of that.
BABA BONER
Speaking of boner's on stage, Howard and Robin reminisced about the few times the same thing has happened to Gary. Howard said Gary was once on stage making some kind of an announcement when he started getting aroused. Gary said he thought that occurred off stage but Howard said he was sure it was on stage. Robin remembered a time when they were doing a limbo contest and Gary's crotch just kept getting bigger and bigger. Gary wondered if maybe Howard had some secret to keep from getting aroused that Gary could use but Howard said he just can't get aroused in front of a lot of people so it's not an issue for him. Gary said at least it's not like he's getting aroused at church but Robin said we don't have any idea what happens in Gary's pants at church. "
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php#2
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| April 19th, 2005 02:52 PM |
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Kath, I am disappointed to see you speak ill of an animal as I was under the impression that you were an animal lover. As a fellow animal lover, i always seen you as an ally and I would hate for a comment such as this to change my views.
Joey, to motivate you:
Eisenhower's Farewell Address to the Nation
January 17, 1961
"Good evening, my fellow Americans: First, I should like to express my gratitude to the radio and television networks for the opportunity they have given me over the years to bring reports and messages to our nation. My special thanks go to them for the opportunity of addressing you this evening.
Three days from now, after a half century of service of our country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is vested in my successor.
This evening I come to you with a message of leave-taking and farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you, my countrymen.
Like every other citizen, I wish the new President, and all who will labor with him, Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed with peace and prosperity for all.
Our people expect their President and the Congress to find essential agreement on questions of great moment, the wise resolution of which will better shape the future of the nation.
My own relations with Congress, which began on a remote and tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of the Senate appointed me to West Point, have since ranged to the intimate during the war and immediate post-war period, and finally to the mutually interdependent during these past eight years.
In this final relationship, the Congress and the Administration have, on most vital issues, cooperated well, to serve the nation well rather than mere partisanship, and so have assured that the business of the nation should go forward. So my official relationship with Congress ends in a feeling on my part, of gratitude that we have been able to do so much together.
We now stand ten years past the midpoint of a century that has witnessed four major wars among great nations. Three of these involved our own country. Despite these holocausts America is today the strongest, the most influential and most productive nation in the world. Understandably proud of this pre-eminence, we yet realize that America's leadership and prestige depend, not merely upon our unmatched material progress, riches and military strength, but on how we use our power in the interests of world peace and human betterment.
Throughout America's adventure in free government, such basic purposes have been to keep the peace; to foster progress in human achievement, and to enhance liberty, dignity and integrity among peoples and among nations.
To strive for less would be unworthy of a free and religious people.
Any failure traceable to arrogance or our lack of comprehension or readiness to sacrifice would inflict upon us a grievous hurt, both at home and abroad.
Progress toward these noble goals is persistently threatened by the conflict now engulfing the world. It commands our whole attention, absorbs our very beings. We face a hostile ideology global in scope, atheistic in character, ruthless in purpose, and insidious in method. Unhappily the danger it poses promises to be of indefinite duration. To meet it successfully, there is called for, not so much the emotional and transitory sacrifices of crisis, but rather those which enable us to carry forward steadily, surely, and without complaint the burdens of a prolonged and complex struggle with liberty the stake. Only thus shall we remain, despite every provocation, on our charted course toward permanent peace and human betterment.
Crises there will continue to be. In meeting them, whether foreign or domestic, great or small, there is a recurring temptation to feel that some spectacular and costly action could become the miraculous solution to all current difficulties. A huge increase in the newer elements of our defenses; development of unrealistic programs to cure every ill in agriculture; a dramatic expansion in basic and applied research these and many other possibilities, each possibly promising in itself, may be suggested as the only way to the road we wish to travel.
A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction.
But each proposal must be weighed in light of a broader consideration; the need to maintain balance in and among national programs balance between the private and the public economy, balance between the cost and hoped for advantages balance between the clearly necessary and the comfortably desirable; balance between our essential requirements as a nation and the duties imposed by the nation upon the individual; balance between the actions of the moment and the national welfare of the future. Good judgment seeks balance and progress; lack of it eventually finds imbalance and frustration.
The record of many decades stands as proof that our people and their Government have, in the main, understood these truths and have responded to them well in the face of threat and stress.
But threats, new in kind or degree, constantly arise.
Of these, I mention two only.
A vital element in keeping the peace is our military establishment. Our arms must be mighty, ready for instant action, so that no potential aggressor may be tempted to risk his own destruction.
Our military organization today bears little relation to that known by any of my predecessors in peacetime, or indeed by the fighting men of World War II or Korea.
Until the latest of our world conflicts, the United States had no armaments industry. American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to this, three and a half million men and women are directly engaged in the defense establishment. We annually spend on military security more than the net income of all United States corporations.
American makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make swords as well. But now we can no longer risk emergency improvisation of national defense; we have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions.
This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence economic, political, even spiritual is felt in every city, every Statehouse, every office of the Federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society.
In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.
We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper together.
Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades.
In this revolution, research has become central, it also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.
Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.
It is the task of statesmanship to mold, to balance, and to integrate these and other forces, new and old, within the principles of our democratic system ever aiming toward the supreme goals of our free society.
Another factor in maintaining balance involves the element of time. As we peer into society's future, we you and I, and our government must avoid the impulse to live only for today, plundering for, for our own ease and convenience, the precious resources of tomorrow. We cannot mortgage the material assets of our grandchildren without asking the loss also of their political and spiritual heritage. We want democracy to survive for all generations to come, not to become the insolvent phantom of tomorrow.
Down the long lane of the history yet to be written America knows that this world of ours, ever growing smaller, must avoid becoming a community of dreadful fear and hate, and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect.
Such a confederation must be one of equals. The weakest must come to the conference table with the same confidence as do we, protected as we are by our moral, economic, and military strength. That table, though scarred by many past frustrations, cannot be abandoned for the certain agony of the battlefield.
Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative. Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose. Because this need is so sharp and apparent I confess that I lay down my official responsibilities in this field with a definite sense of disappointment. As one who has witnessed the horror and the lingering sadness of war as one who knows that another war could utterly destroy this civilization which has been so slowly and painfully built over thousands of years I wish I could say tonight that a lasting peace is in sight.
Happily, I can say that war has been avoided. Steady progress toward our ultimate goal has been made. But, so much remains to be done. As a private citizen, I shall never cease to do what little I can to help the world advance along that road.
So in this my last good night to you as your President I thank you for the many opportunities you have given me for public service in war and peace. I trust that in that service you find some things worthy; as for the rest of it, I know you will find ways to improve performance in the future.
You and I my fellow citizens need to be strong in our faith that all nations, under God, will reach the goal of peace with justice. May we be ever unswerving in devotion to principle, confident but humble with power, diligent in pursuit of the Nations' great goals.
To all the peoples of the world, I once more give expression to America's prayerful and continuing aspiration:
We pray that peoples of all faiths, all races, all nations, may have their great human needs satisfied; that those now denied opportunity shall come to enjoy it to the full; that all who yearn for freedom may experience its spiritual blessings; that those who have freedom will understand, also, its heavy responsibilities; that all who are insensitive to the needs of others will learn charity; that the scourges of poverty, disease and ignorance will be made to disappear from the earth, and that, in the goodness of time, all peoples will come to live together in a peace guaranteed by the binding force of mutual respect and love.
Now, on Friday noon, I am to become a private citizen. I am proud to do so. I look forward to it.
Thank you, and good night. "
[Edited by voodoopug]
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| April 19th, 2005 04:06 PM |
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Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
S.S. and The Rooster have been there too
But lately he spends his time here : www.MaxLugar.com
Hangin' with the Maxy and all his friends
And nobody cares
Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise
Blacked out on the stairs
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World
Fiji will give you the silver key
To open the red door
Lay down your Jackson and you will see
The sweetness you've been cryin' for
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually .............( fade to Baby Steelie )
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| April 19th, 2005 05:17 PM |
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quote:
Joey wrote:
Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
S.S. and The Rooster have been there too
But lately he spends his time here : www.MaxLugar.com
Hangin' with the Maxy and all his friends
And nobody cares
Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise
Blacked out on the stairs
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World
Fiji will give you the silver key
To open the red door
Lay down your Jackson and you will see
The sweetness you've been cryin' for
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World
In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually .............( fade to Baby Steelie )
He's Back Baby!!!! My Baby's Back!!!! |
| April 19th, 2005 05:26 PM |
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voodoopug wrote:
He's Back Baby!!!! My Baby's Back!!!!
I'm Imbued today Puggy . |
| April 19th, 2005 05:32 PM |
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| moy |
do we need this crap?
why fiji and jb need to leave messages here?
why via third parties?
if they think they are in a better place it's fine but please stop this crap here this is the crap we don't need
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| April 19th, 2005 05:38 PM |
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quote:
moy wrote:
do we need this crap?
why fiji and jb need to leave messages here?
why via third parties?
if they think they are in a better place it's fine but please stop this crap here this is the crap we don't need
from what i am told, Josh simply wants to right the wrongs and let his friends know he will always be around, and one day he's gonna come walking throught that same door. |
| April 19th, 2005 05:39 PM |
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fine  |
| April 19th, 2005 05:44 PM |
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moy wrote:
do we need this crap?
I ask myself that every single friggin day !
.. Batter UP !
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| April 19th, 2005 06:45 PM |
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I would approve of jb's return |
| April 19th, 2005 11:07 PM |
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What a dumb thread. But, i gotta be part of it too.
I'm such a "joiner". |
| April 20th, 2005 09:24 AM |
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corgi37 wrote:
I'm such a "joiner".
You are ' THE KING ' !!!!! . Period . |
| April 20th, 2005 11:11 AM |
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I deleted the "Message From Fiji" thread...I wanted everyone who doesn't bother going over to The Maxy Pad to have a chance to read his remarks concerning this site, but after it had been up for awhile I noticed a foul odor emanating from my computer. It was BAD! It was like a muskrat had crawled under the porch in July and died. Anyway, when I deleted the post, the smell went away. I apologize for dragging that in here and stinkin' up the joint.
The "message from Fiji" was actually part of a Dark Corner thread Voodoo Pug started about JB. Fiji felt the need to hijack the thread and rename it "The Rapid Decline of Rocks Off"...funny, I don't see it myself. It seems to me that this place is healthy and happy. Interesting threads on a wide array of topics, a growing buzz about the upcoming album and tour, friendly communication among Stones fans from around the world. The part of the post I found most interesting was the fact that it's not just the French Stones fans that the right wingers look down on, it's also everyone from South America! Again, I feel the need to point out that not all Americans are ugly.
In retaliation for me posting that here, Fiji posted a "Message From FPM C10" at the Dark Corner Message Board. Quote:
"Our good friend FPM asked me to tell everyone "hi" and that once he resolves his bed wetting and premature ejaculation issues he would like very much to join us in our next sleepover...he also hopes to see everyone at the Ann Coulter book signing scheduled this Friday at the Omaha Barnes & Noble..."
Of course, the big difference here is that I posted what he actually said, whereas he just cobbled together some of his typically bone-headed schoolyard insults. Anyone who knows me knows that I wouldn't get within a thousand feet of that skanky shrew Ann Coulter without a full-body bio/chemical protective suit.
There also seems to be some confusion in Fiji's mind as to the true nature of my repeated use of ONE of his quotes, viz: his comparison of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson to Fiji's "idiot brother-in-law". He seems to want to compare it to the conflict between Max and Joey (which I stay out of because both Max and Joey are my C10 brothers). I hate it when my jokes go sailing over people's heads and I am forced to explain them - takes all the humor out of them - but I do not cut and paste that quote because I think it's brilliant and I hope people will think it's me saying it. I do it because I think it's ridiculous and because everyone knows that it's NOT me saying it. Sometimes Fiji can be so SLOW! I liken him to my idiot brother-in-law who fancies himself an auto mechanic...He once claimed to have diagnosed a problem I was having with an old BMW with which I refused to part...he tore apart the engine all along swearing he could fix it and that he knew what the problem was...all the while telling me what was wrong with it...that was six years ago...the parts still take up half my garage, the car is not fixed, and my brother-in-law went to Germany and has not returned...
Once proud Fiji acts so HUMBLE
(Edited by Leni Riefenstahl)
[Edited by FPM C10]
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| April 20th, 2005 11:39 AM |
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[ Quote ]
Fiji brayed the following crap :
"Our good friend FPM asked me to tell everyone "hi" and that once he resolves his bed wetting and premature ejaculation issues he would like very much to join us in our next sleepover...at the Omaha Barnes & Noble..."
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Oh , little fella ---- You KILL me today !!!!
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Once proud Fiji acts so humble
Jacky , C10 !
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| April 20th, 2005 11:56 AM |
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glad to see that many of the pictures i have found are getting repeat posts. I have truly had my coming of age moment! |
| April 20th, 2005 12:05 PM |
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quote:
voodoopug wrote:
glad to see that many of the pictures i have found are getting repeat posts. I have truly had my coming of age moment!
Is that turd yours? Good work, Pug! For your excellent efforts, I give you the Pug of the Day!
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| April 20th, 2005 12:13 PM |
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No , HERE is today's P.O.D :
Once proud Fiji acts so humble
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY ! |
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