| April 18th, 2005 01:43 PM |
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| voodoopug |
Hello loyal Rocks Offer's:
regarding a possibility of jbs return to the board, he has asked me to give you an update:
Below is a picture of his beloved Monster. He askes that you all make a thoughtful comment towards Monster as josh was very proud to dress Monster up in Jewish attire. Monster would have been a professional show dog had it not been for an undecended testicle.
Financially, josh has had a successful year and hopes to greet some of you in Boston. Please use this thread to send josh a message in an attempts to reach out to him and lets not flood the other threads as the moderators of this board have been kind enough to put up with alot of our bullshit. Josh would have posted a picture of himself here, but opted to use Monster as he feels it threatens his personal security if the "usual suspects" can have a printed image of what he looks like and are able to use this to help coordinate an attack.
I give you: MONSTER
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| April 18th, 2005 01:58 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Hi my evergladian pal! How are the things at the office? What about your hot paralegal? Is this for real? Do you still have shy bladder disease, benign fasciculations?!?
Take care! Looking forward to buy a beer for you at the upcoming tour.
P.S.: I have on good authority that Joey is going to attend Neil Diamond at the brand new, spanking, state of the art Quest Center Arena.
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| April 18th, 2005 01:59 PM |
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| glencar |
oy vey... |
| April 18th, 2005 02:02 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
quote:
glencar wrote:
oy vey...
What this slang stands for Blue?
TIA |
| April 18th, 2005 02:03 PM |
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| glencar |
It's yiddish, jj. It means "oh brother!" |
| April 18th, 2005 02:05 PM |
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| J.J.Flash |
B'Nay N'rith |
| April 18th, 2005 02:07 PM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
Monster would have been a professional show dog had it not been for an undecended testicle.
Like father, like son, eh? |
| April 18th, 2005 02:23 PM |
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| Joey |
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
Tee Hee
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! .............Oh , sure ! :
http://www.pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?By=All&Content=Paul+McCartney+&go_green.x=9&go_green.y=9
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| April 18th, 2005 02:34 PM |
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| egon |
These days JB is no more than a distant memory. |
| April 18th, 2005 02:37 PM |
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| Mel Belli |
Why did he leave? Maybe I'm the last to know, but I thought he was one of the ones on "offense" around here ... |
| April 18th, 2005 02:40 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
egon wrote:
These days JB is no more than a distant memory.
You make Joey sad |
| April 18th, 2005 02:41 PM |
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| Madafaka |
JB? I prefer Chivas Regal...  |
| April 18th, 2005 02:49 PM |
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
egon wrote:
These days JB is no more than a distant memory.
I liken JB to my idiot brother-in-law who fancies himself an auto mechanic...He once claimed to have diagnosed a problem I was having with an old BMW with which I refused to part...he tore apart the engine all along swearing he could fix it and that he knew what the problem was...all the while telling me what was wrong with it...that was six years ago...the parts still take up half my garage, the car is not fixed, and my brother-in-law went to Germany and has not returned... |
| April 18th, 2005 02:51 PM |
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| egon |
But we all know the brother in law WILL return.
It won't bring YOU anything, but return he shall! |
| April 18th, 2005 03:03 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
egon wrote:
But we all know the brother in law WILL return.
It won't bring YOU anything, but return he shall!
" Howard said that he and Beth actually tried to make a porno together over the weekend but Howard didn't like how it turned out. He said he shot the video "Tommy Lee" style which meant he held the camera the entire time and it was focused on his private parts a lot. Howard said that was the reason he didn't like the movie, he hated how his private parts looked. Part of the problem was that it was really sunny out and there was a ton of sunlight coming into the room which was very unflattering. Howard said that you could every single vein and it looked all too human for him. Howard also said he learned he should shave down before trying to do one of these videos again because he wasn't too groomed and he hated how that looked. Howard said he destroyed the tape for various reasons, not the least of which was the fact that his dog, Bianca Romijn Stamos, was licking his leg practically the entire time and he thought that he could get in trouble for that. Artie said that Dana's dog is in bed with them all the time when they have sex and joked that sometimes it gets dangerously close to turning into a three-way with the dog. Howard and Beth tried to watch the tape and then decided to immediately destroy it. Gary asked if Howard was 100% positive the tape was destroyed and Howard said oh yeah. First he recorded static over it, then broke the tape open and put the film through a shredder, then burned it. Robin said he treated that tape like the tape from the Ring movies. Howard said exactly, because if you saw that tape you'd die. "
" A guy named Jesse came in today to try his hand at beating resident music genius and producer, Gary Dell'Abate. Jesse said he beats Gary 50% of the time at home and brought in his niece, Amber, who's a stripper, to get naked if he lost. He said he's never seen her naked, and was instructed by his wife that he's not allowed to look at her naked today either. He's known her since she was a baby. Howard asked if it was weird bringing his niece in, he said it was, kind of. Howard says she's hot. He said he wouldn't mind looking if she ended up naked, but he won't. Artie joked that every time anyone said "Uncle Jesse," he couldn't help but think of John Stamos in "Full House." Amber said she is also into girls and had her first lesbian experience at 18 years old. She currently has a boyfriend but hasn't brought any girls home for them - yet, but is thinking about it. And now, the music; here are the answers and results to the contest:
1. ''Let the Music Play'' by Shannon - Jesse missed it, Gary got it right.
2. ''8675309'' by Tommy Tutone - Both of them got it correct.
3. ''Don't Know What You Got 'Till It's Gone'' by Cinderella - Both missed it.
4. ''In Your Eyes'' by Peter Gabriel - Jesse missed it, Gary got it.
As we see time and time again, the pressure proved too much for poor Uncle Jesse. Howard told Gary to put his burka on before the curtain dropped and revealed Amber's beautiful body. The curtain dropped and everybody thought she had an amazing body. Howard said Amber had great boobs and was lucky not to have to go through trouble of getting implants. Howard asked Uncle Jesse if it was worth destroying the family over this, he said the family set it up so it wasn't his fault. Howard liked him so he gave him $1000 cash courtesy of the new movie Kung Fu Hustle and gave Amber a trip for two to the Coachella Festival in California for being such a good sport and playing along. "
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php
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[Edited by Joey] |
| April 18th, 2005 03:13 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
yawn |
| April 18th, 2005 03:51 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" A guy named Jesse came in today to try his hand at beating resident music genius and producer, Gary Dell'Abate. Jesse said he beats Gary 50% of the time at home and brought in his niece, Amber, who's a stripper, to get naked if he lost. He said he's never seen her naked, and was instructed by his wife that he's not allowed to look at her naked today either. He's known her since she was a baby. Howard asked if it was weird bringing his niece in, he said it was, kind of. Howard says she's hot. He said he wouldn't mind looking if she ended up naked, but he won't. Artie joked that every time anyone said "Uncle Jesse," he couldn't help but think of John Stamos in "Full House." Amber said she is also into girls and had her first lesbian experience at 18 years old. She currently has a boyfriend but hasn't brought any girls home for them - yet, but is thinking about it. And now, the music; here are the answers and results to the contest:
1. ''Let the Music Play'' by Shannon - Jesse missed it, Gary got it right.
2. ''8675309'' by Tommy Tutone - Both of them got it correct.
3. ''Don't Know What You Got 'Till It's Gone'' by Cinderella - Both missed it.
4. ''In Your Eyes'' by Peter Gabriel - Jesse missed it, Gary got it.
As we see time and time again, the pressure proved too much for poor Uncle Jesse. Howard told Gary to put his burka on before the curtain dropped and revealed Amber's beautiful body. The curtain dropped and everybody thought she had an amazing body. Howard said Amber had great boobs and was lucky not to have to go through trouble of getting implants. Howard asked Uncle Jesse if it was worth destroying the family over this, he said the family set it up so it wasn't his fault. Howard liked him so he gave him $1000 cash courtesy of the new movie Kung Fu Hustle and gave Amber a trip for two to the Coachella Festival in California for being such a good sport and playing along. "
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php
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[ Edited by Fiji ]
[Edited by Joey]
the Josh thanks you for your support
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| April 18th, 2005 03:53 PM |
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| Joey |
" Romance cover-boy and bird watcher, Fabio stopped by today to talk about what he's got going on lately. Howard hoped that when he came in, he'd at least look like hell, but Robin said he looked pretty good. He congratulated Howard right away, saying he looks better than ever and can't wait for him to get to SIRIUS. Howard said that lots of guys want Fabio to be gay, because he's so good looking and famous, but he gets so many chicks it would make your head spin. Fabio told how he got banned from the Playboy Mansion, because he tried to smuggle a bunch of friends with him to a Halloween party one year, in his trunk. The Playboy Halloween Party is the best party of the year at the Mansion and his buddies wanted to go so they all got dressed up and hopped into his trunk. When they got to the gate, security stopped him and said they had to check his car. Of course they found the 4 guys in the back and radioed up to the house. They told Fabio to leave.
Howard said Playboy has very strict rules about going to parties there, if you want to bring a girl as your date, you have to send a head shot of the girl first, and it has to be approved by a panel of judges like on American Idol. Howard said he would never risk his Playboy Mansion access for a bunch of guys. Fabio said you have to do it for your friends, but Howard disagreed. Artie can appreciate that; he said he was looking out for his boys. Fabio's doing well with a women's clothing line right now and his new show, Mr. Romance (Monday nights 10 pm, Oxygen). Howard asked if women ever proposition him with money to have sex. He said yes, but he's never accepted any of those offers. Howard thought those women were probably old and skanky but Fabio said that actually, they were young and hot. He wouldn't reveal how much they offered him though. He said one woman was one of his clients that hired him to do a modeling job. Fabio revealed that he just broke up with a serious girlfriend a month and a half ago and hasn't had sex since. Howard asked him what he thinks of when he's "alone?" Artie joked that he tries to imagine the four girls he HASN'T been with. Fabio plugged his new show, Mr. Romance, in which they train "rough-around-the-edges" guys to become gentlemen (through table manners, being romantic, how to dance, etc.). The prize is $50,000 cash and a modeling contract. Fabio said that the one thing he's learned about women in his life is that girls around the world love a sense of humor above anything else and that's why Howard is so successful with the ladies. Artie said if that were true, he wouldn't be getting wrinkled, 60 year old hookers. "
http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php?sf=3&p=&v=View+Show&m=04&d=06
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| April 18th, 2005 04:26 PM |
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| kath |
see, if jb were still here, this kinda shit would take over the board AGAIN!!! non-sequitors.
joey needs to be nuzzled....
jb should be punished for making his dog look so stupid in that outfit...... |
| April 18th, 2005 04:29 PM |
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| voodoopug |
good to have you back Joey! |
| April 18th, 2005 04:32 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
kath wrote:
see, if jb were still here, this kinda shit would take over the board AGAIN!!! non-sequitors.
joey needs to be nuzzled....
jb should be punished for making his dog look so stupid in that outfit......
i thought peace was reached between you and joshy? this will no doubt cause problems |
| April 18th, 2005 04:44 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
BORING..HE'LL RUE THE DAY HE COMES BACK HERE |
| April 18th, 2005 04:55 PM |
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| Joey |
" jb should be punished for making his dog look so stupid in that outfit......"
< ----- Kath ..........................................
Do you EVER plan on apologizing to our Baby Josh ?!?!
He DOES have feelings too -- AND Benign Fasciculations ( See : rectal irritations )
Developing ......................................... |
| April 18th, 2005 05:00 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Like father, like son, eh?
almost as funny as this guy!
[editted by Mr. Lawyer]
once proud Joey acts so Humble!
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| April 18th, 2005 06:00 PM |
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| Some Guy |
'mon back jb! |
| April 18th, 2005 07:16 PM |
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| kath |
did i ever INDICATE that i was gonna "apologize to jb?"
i think not.
"like father like son" was the perfect response!!!!
jeeez......
give it a rest.....
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| April 18th, 2005 07:18 PM |
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| Lazy Bones |
Who? |
| April 18th, 2005 07:48 PM |
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| Nellcote |
JB can return to the board when the 'Phins win a Super Bowl.
I will personally tell him when I see him in Bahston.
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| April 19th, 2005 07:09 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Once proud, Fiji acts so humble....
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| April 19th, 2005 08:21 AM |
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| egon |
this seems to be the most popular thread at the moment,
and JB doesn't even post here anymore.....
Come on, i'm sure someone else can posts 60 times in 1 hour.
(apart from you joey!) |
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