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12-10-03 04:28 PM

Factory Girl

12-10-03 09:01 PM

Joey

Stoney .....................You have PM !

" Carly is a Friggin Bitch Ronnie "

Jacky !

12-11-03 06:25 AM

glencar

Where's that crazy-chick-I'm-leaving thread?

12-11-03 08:14 AM

Factory Girl

Stonesy, check PM

12-11-03 06:35 PM

SHINE A LIGHT

i was looking for it ,too. it seemed to vanish into thin air. actually, it vanished while i was trying to post something profound on it??

12-11-03 07:29 PM

Sir Stonesalot

It was probably my "Don't let the doorknob get stuck in your asshole on your way out the door!" comment that got the thread whacked.

We should start a pool on when she'll be back. I think that was like the third or fourth time she's posted a thread like that....only to reappear in a few weeks. I bet she's back before SDH is.

All you have to do to get her to post again is slag on Brian. Then she'll ride in on her white charger to defend his honor and dignity.

12-11-03 08:09 PM

Joey

Stoney .....................................

You have PM

" Carly does Blow Ronnie "

J.

12-11-03 09:05 PM

gypsy

I must have missed that thread.

12-11-03 09:26 PM

Lambchop

shit - I always miss the good stuff. Someone PM me with the goods. Maybe, just maybe, I'll put Bubba out to pasture if you do.

12-11-03 09:52 PM

Sir Stonesalot

You know that you gave yourself away with that Lickin Crick remark Lambykins.

Here's the poop.

Brenda got all in a huff about something or other on that happened on on of her threads. I don't know what it was because she takes offense at EVERYTHING. So it could have been anything.

Anyhoo, she put up another one of her, "You people are mean to me so I'm leaving" threads(do you remember how many that is now? At least three here, plus how many over at Gasx3?). Like anyone really cares what she does or doesn't do. So I put up the ol' "don't let the doorknob get stuck in your fat ass on the way out" post. And I think that probably got the thread whacked.

I want her to come back and go all Three Mile Island on us. There's nothing quite so spectacular as a good ol' Brenda meltdown. THAT is entertainment folks!

12-11-03 10:18 PM

gypsy

Dude, I knew who Lambykins was right away. Mulletsgalore was a dead giveaway.

Brenda needs help. I hope she doesn't come back. She will never be able to comprehend our jokes and sarcasm. Plus, she makes me dislike Brian Jones.
She's actually very sad and pathetic...just craving male attention...which she got by using all of those Luciana photos.
SS ruined all that by calling her a "fat ass." Bully.

12-11-03 10:26 PM

Lambchop

Thank you kindly Sir. Hope all is well in your neck of the backwoods. So - is it yea or nay on Bubba's secondonlytoLucianasreadeagletogetyaallshorneyandgetattentionpic? I'm kinda getting fond of it myself. I second that wish for another meltdown. It's getting pretty cold out in these here parts. I hear that Hinkley guy is getting weekend passes. I suggest a luv connection.

I just found a bunch of rubber pig masks in a box last week. With Ben Franklinlike hair. They had your names written all over them. Buck each from the Selinsgrove Value City. Want em? I'll send them to you if you do. They would look fabulous with those gold lame' underoos!

12-11-03 10:28 PM

Lambchop

Hey gypsy - they never got it that the flamewars were out of RESPECT for the poor guys memory. Sad.

12-11-03 10:31 PM

gypsy

Yep. Meanwhile, we're out there trying to find out what in the hell really happened to poor Rosemary Clooney (may she rest in peace).
Did she have a pool? And are the tiles for sale?

12-11-03 10:34 PM

Lambchop

I think George got them all.

Hey - just checked my PM - seems I've got some pleas to remove Bubba! Say it ain't so...

12-11-03 10:40 PM

gypsy

Bubba doesn't bother me. He seems like a nice guy...just living in his faux wood-paneled wall-having trailer. Likes to stop in at Quick Trip for a soda pop every once in a while.
And his crack isn't nearly as hairy as one might expect it to be.
I wonder how his pic got put on mulletsgalore. Scorned ex-girlfriend/sister?

12-12-03 12:23 AM

parmeda

damn, I miss all the good stuff!

Anyway...
Hey, SS?
What happened?
Bono's not a twat any more?

I just noticed that it's not an issue with you any more, lol

[Edited by parmeda]

12-12-03 12:31 AM

Lambchop

I think his behind is down right fem, if not a bit Rubenesque. Peach fuz at the most. You know them boys can't help themselves lookin.

12-12-03 04:59 PM

Sir Stonesalot

Parmy...

I finally figured out that while Bono is indeed a twat, the MAN is far far worse.

I am doing everything in my power to fight the MAN. It's the rock n roll thing to do.

Hey Lamby! Where's the lard-assed redneck pic go? I was gonna have a contest...name the redneck. Oh it would have been wonderful! Everyone would have had a chance to make up a name for our anon buttnekkid mulletboy.

The winner would have gotten a copy of my Best of 2003 CD amd a nekkid pic of Gypsy.

12-12-03 05:01 PM

glencar

The Man made Lamby put the mulletboy away.

12-12-03 05:04 PM

Joey

" Bubba doesn't bother me. "

" He seems like a nice guy...just living in his faux wood-paneled wall-having trailer. "

" Likes to stop in at Quick Trip for a soda pop every once in a while. "

" And his crack isn't nearly as hairy as one might expect it to be. "

" I wonder how his pic got put on mulletsgalore. Scorned ex-girlfriend/sister?
"

Damn !!!!!!!!!

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jacko !

12-12-03 08:30 PM

gypsy

Joey, fuck you. ha.

I think redneck guy's name is Gary.

12-12-03 09:27 PM

Sir Stonesalot

I think his name is Jason...but everyone just calls him Jake.

Or, when everyone gets drunk and lazy, they just call him J or Dude.
[Edited by Sir Stonesalot]

12-13-03 11:30 AM

Lambchop

quote:
glencar wrote:
The Man made Lamby put the mulletboy away.

Yes, the man came down hard on Bubba aka Jason (what - a Jewish redneck????). You should have seen it. Scary. Just give us time. Lamby is an anarchist at heart.

12-13-03 11:34 AM

parmeda