| October 26th, 2004 03:36 PM |
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quote:
not bound to please wrote:
I I want you take me to Ruth's Chris like you promised! Then, perhaps...
Lamby ............................
Yes , we shall go right before the U2 concert this April .
I have eaten at the following three " Ruth's Chris " locations :
Honolulu -- March , 2000
Las Vegas( about one block down from THE PALMS CASINO ) -- December 2003
Kansas City Plaza -- 2000 , 2001 , 2002 , 2003 , 2004 , .....
...and each time :
BEST STEAK YET !!!!
" It's Coming Ronnie ! "
Sizzle ! |
| October 26th, 2004 03:51 PM |
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| gypsy |
The un-caking stuff is as stale as the Jew lists. |
| October 26th, 2004 03:59 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Lamby ............................
Yes , we shall go right before the U2 concert this April .
I have eaten at the following three " Ruth's Chris " locations :
Honolulu -- March , 2000
Las Vegas( about one block down from THE PALMS CASINO ) -- December 2003
Kansas City Plaza -- 2000 , 2001 , 2002 , 2003 , 2004 , .....
...and each time :
BEST STEAK YET !!!!
" It's Coming Ronnie ! "
Sizzle !
You NEED to go to Chicago and Northbrook! Taking ME of course...
and we can recite Jew lists and make a toast to Joshy...and laugh at Maxy's writer's block...
yeah - it's coming all right...
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| October 26th, 2004 04:03 PM |
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| gypsy |
I think someone's a tad bit jealous because they weren't included in the novel. |
| October 26th, 2004 04:14 PM |
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gypsy wrote:
I think someone's a tad bit jealous because they weren't included in the novel.
Gypsy ....................................
" Let's find a market
For sparkling wit
Let's make a target
Of anyone with a hit
Let's keep some secrets
Let's make them up
Put them together
Then break them up
I don't know much
But I know what I like ................
I don't know much
But so and so said such and such
I don't know much
But I know what I like..............
I don't know much "
W- W- W- What ?!?! ...Oh , sure :
" Let's get sensuous
Put on some airs
Let's drink Kailuas
And sit bored on the stairs
Let's get excited
When we say hello
Let's be delighted
Though it's nobody we know ......."
Baba Joe !
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| October 26th, 2004 04:18 PM |
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| gypsy |
I am tired...and I had to listen to Bread...and the only job offer I've had this week is in--Nebraska. Yeah, joey, it's true. I just had my prescriptions filled...I might just take them all at once. Perhaps I'll just go take a nap... |
| October 26th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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| Joey |
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not bound to please wrote:
...and laugh at Maxy's writer's block...
yeah - it's coming all right...
The MaxLuger CONTINUES to seek other avenues that DESPERATELY must be found .
W- W- W- What ?!?! ...........Oh , sure :
" Let's get pretentious
Put on an act
Let's be portentous
Embroider fact
Exaggerate it
Dress up the bland
Let's overrate it
Let the critics be damned .......( fade to Steelie ) "
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Cassie Joe !
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| October 26th, 2004 07:12 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I think someone's a tad bit jealous because they weren't included in the novel.
No, actually - because it's not all that good! Honestly...plus - can't imagine he'd be able to write my character. I've spent the day fleshing out personas with an experienced screenwriter, I kinda know of what I speak...
but that is just me, and I'm a bit of a aesthete snob.
I hate it when people try too hard - just let the chaos and dada flow naturally like it does each day here, 'tis the beauty of this treefort. Didn't mean to get into a literary critique, but you asked for it I guess...instead of letting it ride. There ARE brilliant posters here, it's what keeps me coming back.
carry on...put a curse on my colon if you will, but I'll get Kenneth to send one back at ya!
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| October 26th, 2004 07:16 PM |
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| kath |
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...and I had to listen to Bread...
oh dear gawd...just SHOOT ME!!! don't make me listen to "bread"!!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
you need a good brain douching after that, gypsy my girl.
eeeeeeeeeeek!! |
| October 26th, 2004 07:18 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
The MaxLuger CONTINUES to seek other avenues that DESPERATELY must be found .
W- W- W- What ?!?! ...........Oh , sure :
" Let's get pretentious
Put on an act
Let's be portentous
Embroider fact
Exaggerate it
Dress up the bland
Let's overrate it
Let the critics be damned .......( fade to Steelie ) "
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Cassie Joe !
[Edited by Joey]
Joey - come here...NOW!
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| October 26th, 2004 08:08 PM |
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| LadyJane |
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gypsy wrote:
Pie-eaters? Nuh-uh. They don't teach that at Howe. LJ and I did not attend Howe for 4 years without earning the nicknames "Deep Throat" and "Cum Guzzler" for nothing.
You dirty slot!!! We took a blood oath NEVER to admit the truth!!!!
LJ. |
| October 26th, 2004 08:48 PM |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Now we know!
And knowing is half the battle..... |
| October 26th, 2004 10:00 PM |
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| gypsy |
Lamby's going the way of SS--getting VERY serious about posting.
Developing... |
| October 27th, 2004 07:43 AM |
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| charlotte |
FRom Havana News:
LJ,parmeda and Martha have boarded a United 747 in Chicago heading to Amsterdam with a warehouse of vodka and gin...
Angie has landed in Sydney but has a return flight tonight...
Voodoo, you are in deep shit man-Irina has boarded a private jet and is heading to the ocean freighter-get those Russian beauty queens out of there!!
Falkland Island police report hearing The Who blasting on board...
Tele has been seen with a 6'4'' model on the Spanish steps...
A briefcase with the initials jb has been found in the Congo...
Apparently it's true...The legendary Gypsy does fuck your balls off...the only remains of the handsome redhead on board is his balls.They were found in the laundry area of the ship...
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| October 27th, 2004 09:17 AM |
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gypsy wrote:
Lamby's going the way of SS--getting VERY serious about posting.
Developing...
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Oh My !!!! You are SASSY !!!!!!
...and I LIKE that .
Tiger ! |
| October 27th, 2004 03:56 PM |
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| gypsy |
I figured you would, joey. |
| October 27th, 2004 04:18 PM |
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| charlotte |
From the elk city police:
Voodoo after screwing 14 Russian beauty queens:
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| October 27th, 2004 05:21 PM |
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| kath |
one pooped pup.... |
| October 27th, 2004 05:25 PM |
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| gypsy |
I think he's smiling though. |
| October 27th, 2004 05:27 PM |
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kath wrote:
one pooped pup....
Kath ..............................
Why did you mention the word " poop " ?!?!
WHY ?!?!
*****IMMEDIATE END TO TRANSMISSION ****** |
| October 28th, 2004 03:40 AM |
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| gypsy |
I like this novel...I don't want to see it at the bottom of the page. |
| October 28th, 2004 09:29 AM |
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gypsy wrote:
I like this novel...I don't want to see it at the bottom of the page.
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| October 28th, 2004 10:48 AM |
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| telecaster |
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gypsy wrote:
I like this novel...I don't want to see it at the bottom of the page.
Thanks gypsy. Are you wearing the "Cat Woman" costume this year for the annual Rocks Off Halloween party?
I really hope joey doesn't go as the Kleenex box with "Blow Me" written on it again |
| October 28th, 2004 11:37 AM |
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telecaster wrote:
I really hope joey doesn't go as the Kleenex box with "Blow Me" written on it again
Essessy ................................
This year the Joey is going as " The Rubber Tree " --- Just to play it safe .
{ CA - RACK }
Triple Ronnie !
http://www.ultimatedallas.com/ |
| October 28th, 2004 12:40 PM |
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| charlotte |
From the Chicago Tribune:
LJ,parmeda,Martha and Angie are touring the 'coffeeshops' of Amsterdam...
Irina is wondering why Voodoo is looking so different...
CIA Report:
CIA agents are still scratching their asses on these developments:
1. Springsteen and The Who stopped playing on the ship for 12 hours, the DNA that was recovered on the ship matched an individual who was in Belfast at a concert but Springsteen music has continued on the ship...
2. The handsome redhead was found below deck passed out with a huge smile on his face...
3. Gypsy is still sunbathing on top deck looking incredibly sexy...
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| October 28th, 2004 01:12 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Hmmmmm "coffeeshops" of Amsterdam?? I like the sound of that assignment.
I promise I won't inhale.
LJ. |
| October 28th, 2004 01:19 PM |
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FLASH from Tokyo Intel:
Greenpeace has reported the north pole's ice caps have melted two inches due to the toxic air that has originated in the corn-belt region of the USA.
In the briefcase found in the Congo it's believed to have a top secret document on an up and coming concert tour...intel cannot make the name of the group...yet
The girls are having a great time in the "coffeeshops", those Dutch guys just love LJ's red hair!
A team of Swiss doctors have landed on the ship. They are examining the handsome redhead's balls (who you recall was fucked off by Gypsy).
more to come...
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| October 28th, 2004 03:38 PM |
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| gypsy |
I'm going to be a Howe cadet for Halloween this year!
joey can never get the Kleenex box on over his Tardrite helmet. So he's just going as a retard again this year. |
| October 28th, 2004 04:44 PM |
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" Joey can never get the Kleenex box on over his .."
<------------------ " SOMEBODY SAVED ME "
( Townshend / Santos )
" I stood at the door beside her
But she wouldn't let me pass
I was such a bore and I lied to her
I said I didn't really want her ass
I went away in the mud and rain
The gang became snide and laughed
I was slayed, but I smiled and the pain
Began to subside at last
And when I got back to my hotel
I wondered if the thunder meant I'd landed in hell
And on the forecourt I slipped and fell
I cracked my stupid head and I heard a bell
I thought, hey
Somebody saved me, it happened again
Somebody saved me, I thank you my Steelie
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
'Cause if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever
Somebody saved me
You would have thought that I'd have learned
Twenty years ago or more
A beautiful girl raised her mouth and yearned
But I didn't know what lips were for
I ran away in the mud and rain
The weather here is never too bright
She'd had an affray with her man and came
For solace and the means to fight
She finally bored with seducing me
And took up with my Steelie from the Ealing scene
It nearly killed him like it would've killed me
When her original man snapped his fingers and she obeyed, she obeyed
But somebody saved me, it happened again
Somebody saved me, I thank you my Steelie
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
'Cause if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever
I don't know about guardian angels
All I know about's staying alive
I can't shout about spiritual labels
When little ones die and big ones thrive
All I know is that I've been making it
And there've been times that I didn't deserve to
Every show there's been more faking it
But right at the point of no return
Somebody saves me, again and again
Somebody saves me, I thank you my Steelie
Somebody saves me, from a fate worse than heaven
'Cause if I blew it for a single moment
I'd blow it forever
But somebody saved me .............( fade to Steelie ) "
J.™
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| October 28th, 2004 05:53 PM |
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Now Howe would one go about getting a Howe Cadet outfit? |
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