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| MarthaMyDear |
JUST PLAYING, GERARDO!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You
know... You are just too funny when you're mad...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, well... HE!!! HE!!! HE!!!
Things will get better!!! This board still RULES, IMHO!!! 
Thank you for being you even if I get bummed
reading the above, etc. (but you're still funny when you're
mad)!!! LOL!!!!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!! Anyways,
take care, PEACE, and DO ROCK ON!!! Stay cool
and PEACE!!!
*** Martha ***
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| beer |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
Shall we all ditch this board and go over there?
i'm game.
No, please don't leave, what would we ever do without all your Stones content that you post here.
Oh wait, you've never even mentioned the ROLLING STONES here. |
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| Joey |
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FPM C10 wrote:
I haven't been able to slog through this whole thread to find out - have you guys set Aug 1 as your deadline for 10K because it's Sir Stonesalot's birthday?
Hi Fleabit .........................
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| Joey |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Rocks Off once a sleepy hamlet of the novogate community, has recently split with serious upheaval, due to the two camps competing in the quest to reach 10K.
The darkhorse known as Polksalad69 has created quiet a stir amongst this once peaceful quest.
It's become a conflict whose porportions rival that of Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf vs Beatlejuice at least, or the American civil war at worst.
Mud's been slung, insults and bribes discharged in efforts to disqualify and discourage.
It's brother against brother, sister against mother, brother mounting sister, Lionel Richie vs. cock strokin aliens.
Chaos will continue to ensue and engulf, but only one (or two??) shall remaining standing once the smoke clears.
We shall wait and see...to which victor...goes the spoils.
Reporting live from the frontlines,
Bloozehound
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Bloozehound ..................YOU MAKE JOEY LAUGH LIKE HELL !!!!!!
You are much loved by the Joeykins ! |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
beer wrote:
No, please don't leave, what would we ever do without all your Stones content that you post here.
Oh wait, you've never even mentioned the ROLLING STONES here.
um....the ROLLING STONES!
so there!
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| not bound to please |
Good morning Joey.
What should be done with this Polksalad person? Perhaps Josh can hire someone to kidnap him until you both reach 10,000 posts?
I'm really quite concerned. |
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| Joey |
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not bound to please wrote:
Good morning Joey.
What should be done with this Polksalad person? Perhaps Josh can hire someone to kidnap him until you both reach 10,000 posts?
I'm really quite concerned.
I'm not , the damn " PowerDrive " on my two year old " Sears Craftsman Lawnmower " seized up on me last evening and now I have to haul the damn thing into the shop this evening ....................friggin bummer .
I love the yardwork Lamby .......................it is where I's do my best ( read : creative ) thinking for this board .
" Stones Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jercee Joe Wolcott !
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I'm not , the damn " PowerDrive " on my two year old " Sears Craftsman Lawnmower " seized up on me last evening and now I have to haul the damn thing into the shop this evening ....................friggin bummer .
I love the yardwork Lamby .......................it is where I's do my best ( read : creative ) thinking for this board .
" Stones Rule You Friggin Bastards ! "
Jercee Joe Wolcott !
That lawnmower channels Maxy?
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| Baby Steelie |
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stonedinaustralia wrote:
quote:
:Baby Steelie wrote:
http://www.novogate.com/board/5568/
genius!!
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| fmk438j |
I challenge either of you to, on the day of reaching the said milestone, register as jb1, or joey1, and thus zero your post count.
Come on over to the '0' mark, pussies!
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| Fiji Joe |
I challenge JB and Joey to come back as "Thing One" and "Thing Two" and clean up the fucking mess they made...before my mom comes home |
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| Fiji Joe |
"I don't know Joey...This 10,000 post crap is not making me feel any better about the fact I have no penis" |
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| sirmoonie |
Josh and Joey have lost the moral high ground.
What started as grass roots support for Polksalad has become a mandate for his type of posting. |
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| Fiji Joe |
Yes...I concur...Polksalad...we implore you...give the people what they want |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
I challenge JB and Joey to come back as "Thing One" and "Thing Two" and clean up the fucking mess they made...before my mom comes home
Fiji .....................you make Joey smile .
I have MISSED you something fierce .
J the fly ! |
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| telecaster |
Get me Harv Smithfield on the blower |
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| Joey |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
Get me Harv Smithfield on the blower
Tele .........................................
For as much as you are paying that guy he should be sleeping on the front porch .
J. |
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| telecaster |
joey when I was in college in Texas I dated a girl with the last name Ewing
No such luck
She did have a 280Z which was the hot car at the time
Man was she hot |
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| Joey |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
joey when I was in college in Texas I dated a girl with the last name Ewing
No such luck
She did have a 280Z which was the hot car at the time
Man was she hot
Tele...........................................
Was she blond , gorgeous , a tight Ass and big breasts ?
Did she look like Charlene Tilton ( circa 1979 ) ?
WWWWHAT ?!?! Oh , sure :
http://www.larryhagman.com/gallery.html |
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| telecaster |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Tele...........................................
Was she blond , gorgeous , a tight Ass and big breasts ?
Did she look like Charlene Tilton ( circa 1979 ) ?
WWWWHAT ?!?! Oh , sure :
http://www.larryhagman.com/gallery.html
Yes. Yes. And Yes. Plus she was rich. Like jb. Maybe even richer.
"*Hat Trick: Actor Larry "Dallas" Hagman, a hat collector, claims the late President Ronald Reagan gave him five cowboy hats. The surprise: Reagan's stature may have been gigantic, but his head size was small. It was "no bigger than a coffee saucer," Hagman claims."
http://www.suntimes.com/output/sneed/cst-nws-sneed15.html
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| Joey |
" Reagan reports . . .
*Hat Trick: Actor Larry "Dallas" Hagman, a hat collector, claims the late President Ronald Reagan gave him five cowboy hats. The surprise: Reagan's stature may have been gigantic, but his head size was small. It was "no bigger than a coffee saucer," Hagman claims.
*Sleaze Factor: Former President Jimmy Carter, a truly decent guy, told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that when Carter debated Reagan in 1979, he was advised by his handlers to emphasize Reagan would be the only divorced man to ever become president, but Carter refused to do so. "
Carter was a Loser who DESERVED to become a one - termer .
One of Bill Clinton's first acts as President was to visit Ronald Reagan at his office in L.A. There is a picture of the two of them together and Man , what a difference there is in " Skull Size " between the two men .....Clinton has a big " noggin "
....just ask Jennifer Flowers , etc.
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| telecaster |
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html
Our gypsy must have been in court recently:
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench
JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)
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| PolkSalad |
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away
You know you done me wrong baby
And you'll be sorry someday
The thrill is gone
It's gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
Although I'll still live on
But so lonely I'll be
The thrill is gone
It's gone away for good
Oh, the thrill is gone baby
Baby its gone away for good
Someday I know I'll be over it all baby
Just like I know a man should
You know I'm free, free now baby
I'm free from your spell
I'm free, free now
I'm free from your spell
And now that it's over
All I can do is wish you well
Thanks for all the support.
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| Bloozehound |
I get a mental picture of that judge sitting up there like Cmndt. Lassard from the Police Academy movies.
Swoosh Swoosh LMFAO!
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| Some Guy |
wheres jb?? |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
wheres jb??
only jb knows that |
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| Some Guy |
Is he gonna make his quota today?? |
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| Bloozehound |
It's a distinct possibility. |
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| Snappy McJack |
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
Well here's another one (WHAT!)
In the gutter one (WHAT!)
Getting running up
Troblesome extra double double I come to feed them
The feed em then I shreed em
So what if that I'm cheating.
And where's everyone when I sound(YA) gwan now (yeah)
I'm gonna show you how come on (ALL AND TOGETHER NOW!)
Yeaah ohh yeaah!
YEAH!
That's how we gotta be
so stop trying to beat loud as me cause you can't do that
Think about the payoffer so left with an automatic rifle
For last against the lighting last bullets first
On Line
Toughest step and a rep and a run rep and a run wreck and a swine
Peace to the brothers on break his sign
Pumping up a tremple and didn't like his
criminal lickin' buck my eye,
 Oh my god I'm so high
Just they say a Rodney say you like a criminum, what!?
Just they say to make get
Making milliangh, children SLAM! Slam!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
I'm the mean nasty grease smashing ever slow gashing (Ooohh)
Sticky swift blast of the basty
Of the basty basty bast bashing (Aaahh)
Then I provide I provide the you was cheat.
Beside the getto five
Mak me feel like Jekly and Hyde OF CORSE
I come across with no fear
For sure!
Un-adult un-rated un-conformed
Digusted, busted you wanna touch it.
To hot! You forgot, you're not ready
You're head could get ruptered.
Hit between the eye
I planned the plan alive
I'm the plonic sonic
UH RULE WITH THE BADS GUYS
The villian (JUU), crooks (UUU),hot midas in confide us.
See the big jerk put you look inside us,
My mind, it's graphic, expresstic graphic
So kill the cop because it's kept all mastic
Directin' it
When y`all least expected it
And thought it was safe ONYX hit you in the face so,
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
(STICKY FINGAZ)
I'm a b-boy
Standin in my b-boy stance
Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants
The mad author of anguish
My language, Polluted
Onyx is heavyweight (Sonsee: And still undisputed!!)
He took the words right out my mouth and walked a mile in my shoes
I've paid so many dues, I feel used and abused
And I'm.... so confused
umm, excuse me, for example
I'm the inspiration, for a WHOLE generation
And unless you got 10 SSsssticky Fingers
Its straight immitation
A figment, of your imagination
But but but but wait it gets worse!!
I'm not watered down so I'm dyin of thirst
Comin thru wit a scam, a fullproof plan
B-boys make some noise, and just, JUST SLAM!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM! duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh Let the boys be boys!
SLAM!
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Tele .........................................
For as much as you are paying that guy he should be sleeping on the front porch .
J.
can someone post the url again. i'm a bit too tanked to bother lookin.
thanks!
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