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not bound to please wrote:


no lamb you monster!

My Yia Ya is the only one able to cook lamb in any way worth the cost og innocent life, although I rationalize that they have already been slaughtered. After she's gone, never a cannibal again.

I hate low human peasants who don't appreciate the animals they eat. Those fuckers should be marinated in olive oil, oregano, onions, basil, etc - and put on the grill to feed the homeless. I'd eat them myself - but I don't want to get kuru.

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I'm sensing a little tension here ................I take it " Chateau Briand " is COMPLETELY out of the question then , huh ?!?!?!?!

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not bound to please wrote:


You wish..

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not bound to please wrote:


He was a lovely romantic writer.

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Joey wrote:





www.robertcaro.com

www.Hackwriters.com

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[ Edited by the KID ]
[Edited by Joey]

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Riffhard wrote:
Josh it is part of the vast rightwing conspiracy!!

Truthfully I could give a damn about his sales one way or the other. I did hear that he only mentions Kerry six times in the book and basically sells him short as an insignificate political hack.


Riffhard

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beer wrote:
I agree. The bookies in Vegas heavily favor Polksalad to win. Jb and Joey are fighting a losing battle.

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sirmoonie wrote:


True. Ironically, they are victims of their own fli-flopping: gay one day, not gay the next. They've never delivered a coherent message, unlike Polksalad who continues to rack up impressive numbers no matter what board he posts on.

Polksalad in 8/'04!

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not bound to please wrote:




Everyone one knows polksalad's got at least 5 inches on Joey and Josh.

But does he have the charm?

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Joey wrote:




" Seasons of Love "

" Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred moments so dear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure -- measure a year?
In daylights -- In sunsets
In midnights -- In cups of coffee
In inches -- In miles
In laughter -- In strife
In -- Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure a year in the life?
How about love?
How about love?
How about love?
Measure in love
Seasons of love
Seasons of love
SOLOIST #1
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Journeys to plan
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure the life
Of a woman or a man?
SOLOIST #2
In truths that she learned
Or in times that he cried
In bridges he burned
Or the way that she died
ALL
It's time now - to sing out
Tho' the story never ends
Let's celebrate
Remember a year in the life of friends
Remember the love
Remember the love
Remember the love
Measure in love
SOLOIST #1
Measure, measure your life in love
Seasons of love ...
Seasons of love ................................."


( cue outro as Joey runs to the bathroom )

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not bound to please wrote:


oh - Joey,

you know you and Joshy have nothing to worry about. No new man bursting upon the scene with impressive measurements can ever equal you two, all the history, all those good times..

it may be fun for a while, the strange of it, but we all know you two are the foundation, you are what it's all about in the end.

your 10,000 posts will be pure. You will be the champions!

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jb wrote:
Polk Salad is not part of the quest for 10k... [Edited by jb]

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jb wrote:
Why Moonie? Why? Does this have something to do with SS's sabbatical?

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jb wrote:
Patently, to include non-rocks-off posts in not only unfair, but wrong.

[Edited by jb]

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Snappy McJack wrote:
Starting line-up for the Houston Rockets next season:

Shaquille O'Neal
Yao Ming
Tracy McGrady
Juwan "I'm Not As Good As I Was In College" Howard
Speedy Claxton!!!!!!!

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sirmoonie wrote:

Oh yeah? Well, I know of a certain 9,000+ posts by the Salad man-der that says you're wrong, bucko!

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Why? What Does Rocks Off even have to do with it? I would bet that well over 5000 of your posts have had nothing to do with Stones, music, or anything even Stones related. If thousands of "Thank You" posts and emoticons count, then Polksalads posts at other Novogate boards should count too.

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