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Fiji Joe wrote:
Does anyone else get the impression that this guy (not bound to please) is really JB's twelve year old son, out of school for the summer, whom JB is paying $2.00 an hour to post while JB waxes the fenders of his Momma's Ford Pinto?
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I think Not bound to please is the poster that keeps gettin banned and she comes back with different names.Lambchop, didst thou seem, and a bunch of others. |
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| Fiji Joe |
Yet, I somehow cannot help but wonder that somewhere on some obscure Novogate message board, JB and Joey are furiously slaving away typing one "." after another in an effort to beat the mighty Polksalad...
Ask not what Polksalad can do for you...ask what you can do for Polksalad |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Ask not what Polksalad can do for you...ask what you can do for Polksalad
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Does anyone else get the impression that this guy (not bound to please) is really JB's twelve year old son, out of school for the summer.....
[Edited by Fiji Joe]
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| Fiji Joe |
Joey...to quote Mr. T from Rocky III, with just the slightest of modification to fit the circumstances....
"Man, get your green, jelly-filled, masturbating alien life form out my face...I don't need no has been messin' in my corner" |
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| Baby Steelie |
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Fiji Joe wrote:
Yet, I somehow cannot help but wonder that somewhere on some obscure Novogate message board, JB and Joey are furiously slaving away typing one "." after another in an effort to beat the mighty Polksalad...
http://www.novogate.com/board/5568/ |
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| not bound to please |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Revisionist history.
The tide has turned, Dande. There is no going back now. Too much blood has been shed. Its all about Polk Salad now. Unless Josh or Joey can figure out how to quad-post on the back nine, this one is going to be over before it ever really even got started.
Polkie in '04!
You have to convince me to abandon them.
I am nothing if not loyal. But....
if you may shed TRUTH..
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| Joey |
Baby ?!?!?!
BABY STEELIE ?!?!?!
Is that really you ?!?!?!
Come to Jo Jo ..................................... |
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| Fiji Joe |
SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL
Fiji has learned, from confidential sources, that Polksalad69 obtained the majority of his posts on the "Hank3.com Cussin Board"
How will his supporters react?...
Developing |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Does anyone else get the impression that this guy (not bound to please) is really JB's twelve year old son, out of school for the summer, whom JB is paying $2.00 an hour to post while JB waxes the fenders of his Momma's Ford Pinto?
[Edited by Fiji Joe]
Everyone knows the FiJi is merely the board mascot - the 4th cousin of questionable parentage, who ain't quite right, who we all somehow feel responsible for, but we are not quite sure why...
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| jb |
Too funny Steelie!!! |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
Too funny Steelie!!!
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| Fiji Joe |
Do you hear that not bound to please?...That is me, slowly lifting my left leg whilst you, with all the haste and enthusiasm of a wild-eyed southern boy on race day, quickly, yet lovingly, lick the faint trace of sweat that has accumulated on my scrotum...you alright after all
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Do you hear that not bound to please?...That is me, slowly lifting my left leg whilst you, with all the haste and enthusiasm of a wild-eyed southern boy on race day, quickly, yet lovingly, lick the faint trace of sweat that has accumulated on my scrotum...you alright after all
damn straight...
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| LadyJane |
quote:
Baby Steelie wrote:
http://www.novogate.com/board/5568/
LMAO.
Whoever did this....YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!
Post of the Month!!!!!
LJ. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
LMAO.
Whoever did this....YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!
Post of the Month!!!!!
LJ.
Shall we all ditch this board and go over there?
i'm game.
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| Uncle Remus |
What ya'll crackers know bout Polk salad? |
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| Bloozehound |
Rocks Off once a sleepy hamlet of the novogate community, has recently split with serious upheaval, due to the two camps competing in the quest to reach 10K.
The darkhorse known as Polksalad69 has created quiet a stir amongst this once peaceful quest.
It's become a conflict whose porportions rival that of Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf vs Beatlejuice at least, or the American civil war at worst.
Mud's been slung, insults and bribes discharged in efforts to disqualify and discourage.
It's brother against brother, sister against mother, brother mounting sister, Lionel Richie vs. cock strokin aliens.
Chaos will continue to ensue and engulf, but only one (or two??) shall remaining standing once the smoke clears.
We shall wait and see...to which victor...goes the spoils.
Reporting live from the frontlines,
Bloozehound
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| LadyJane |
STOP IT!! The mascara is running down my face.
Bloozy...THAT may be tied for post of the Month!!
LMFAO.
LJ. |
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| Snappy McJack |
quote:
Bloozehound wrote:
Rocks Off once a sleepy hamlet of the novogate community, has recently split with serious upheaval, due to the two camps competing in the quest to reach 10000 K.
The darkhorse known as Polksalad69 has created quiet a stir amongst this once peaceful quest.
It's become a conflict whose porportions rival that of Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf vs Beatlejuice at least, or the American civil war at worst.
Mud's been slung, insults and bribes discharged in efforts to disqualify and discourage.
It's brother against brother, sister against mother, brother mounting sister, Lionel Richie vs. cock strokin aliens.
Chaos will continue to ensue and engulf, but only one (or two??) shall remaining standing once the smoke clears.
We shall wait and see...to which victor...goes the spoils.
Reporting live from the frontlines,
Bloozehound
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| Some Guy |
This shit is off the chain |
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| sirmoonie |
The Salad days.
Who is that young firebrand anyway? Comes out of nowhere! |
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| Some Guy |
I'm seriously confused |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
I'm seriously confused
what's new? |
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| Snappy McJack |
It ain't tough to analyze what is really goin' on here! |
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| FPM C10 |
I haven't been able to slog through this whole thread to find out - have you guys set Aug 1 as your deadline for 10K because it's Sir Stonesalot's birthday?
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| Some Guy |
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
what's new?
nice avatar!
Why do I feel as if I must dance upon the ceiling? |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
Baby Steelie wrote:
http://www.novogate.com/board/5568/
genius!! |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
jb and joey have been the reason of some of our regulars to leave, some of those regulars told me about it.
I also have posted here at the board several times, messages encouraging both to calm down and avoid posting only emoticons, thank yous and other cheap fillers.
One of the moderators changed the "Obsessive Boardaholic" legend by the new one "I need a life"
So if you think about a legend for their avatars when they reach 10,000 posts just post it here LOL
Maybe we can ban them when they reach 10,000 posts and give them a welcome as another user, but they will try to get the 10,000 posts sooner.
As I posted the other day, I have proofs that sometimes they don't read other messages and reply  
Is quantity better than quality?
Is bigger better than technique? |
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