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| pdog |
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monkey_man wrote:
METS RULE ALL!
They own the Cards... |
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| glencar |
10-0! Wow, I'm even planning on going to my first Mutts game in about 5 years. |
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| glencar |
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Starbuck wrote:
here is a transcript from glenny's speech to the agent provocateur incoming class at the long island moose lodge/rotary club last month:
"You can't handle the post!
We live in a world that has message boards. And those boards have to be guarded by men with good posting skills. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. PDog? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Steelie and you curse the Resident Cretins. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Steelie's imprisonment, while tragic, probably saved a ton of bad beastiality posts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bad posts...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that board. You need me on that board. We use words like "Alist", "I value that", "post count"...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very classy, informative and witty posts I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and start to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
Of all your 65,355 posts (well, in the "Starbuck" incarnation anyway) that is yer most fecking brilliant. You are a lovely man. |
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| glencar |
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jb wrote:
The Police are nearing the 400 million mark, and with the many add-ons, may have jeopardized our current 447 million gross. With the twenty-seven(27) Euro-dates(no add ons, as demand is limited except in markets like Slane and Isle of Wright, which always sell-out) we will hit around 515 million, which may keep us safe from the Cops, but will fall with next U2 tour.
As far as the US, they definitely "jumped the shark" last tour, with major east coast stadiums being only 1/2 filled...No one can tell me that 30k in Chicago was not a huge embarrassment. Same for Boston and NYC when compared to prior stadium attendance. West Coast stadiums also were under filled. The only remaining option is smaller arenas(8-12k) with increased ticket prices to off-set limited attendance. Realistically, can be done at an averaqe cost of $190 per ticket, with special offers , such as "meet and greet" as follows:
1)meet with Lisa, Bernard and Blondie(includes laminate name tag, t-shirt, poster, and 1 bar drink-$500
2)meet with Tim Ries(also includes laminate name tag, ticket to Tim Ries Project, poster, t-shirt, photo with Mr. Ries and 2 drink vouchers-$800
3)meet with Bobby Keyes(laminate name tag included, t-shirt, poster, photo with Bobby, Bobby demonstrating sax solo in Brown Sugar-$1000
4)meet with Michael Cohl(laminate name tag, t-shirt, poster, photo with Mr. Cohl, and a brief discussion of the business aspects of touring, Canadian Lager, and filling up venues)-$1500
5) meet with Shirley Watts(includes all of the above, plus a discussion of the business of horse breading)-$2000
6)meet with the band(includes all of the above, as well as picnic box snack with choice of Italian Sub or Fresh fruit platter)-$10,0000
While they obviously will vary from my above suggestions, something along those lines would help to differ the overhead costs, and make the smaller venues more profitable.
[Edited by jb]
Who are these Police? And why worry about them? |
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| glencar |
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LadyJane wrote:
lmfao.
My My.
It seems the entire Board is en fuego today.
It's Keith.
He a shaman who has cast a spell on us all.
MEG..I have received NO grief at the office today.
Wait until Easter Dinner. 
LJ.
One towel-headed loser (stupid bitch doesn't talk to me cuz he's a major wussy) made some anti-Keith comments but otherwise most people thought it was quite funny yet unbelievable. |
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| sirmoonie |
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glencar wrote:
One towel-headed loser (stupid bitch doesn't talk to me cuz he's a major wussy) made some anti-Keith comments but otherwise most people thought it was quite funny yet unbelievable.
Senorita Bitch. I address you any time I want, which is seldom. You run away like a squirrel, to other places.
You are boring glencar. You post all day, and have nothing to say. |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
From all the kudos glowing, all the things that's been said,
It's starting to resemble a pdog ap'reciation thread. |
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| Jumacfly |
So proud to be now an Agent provocateur!!
thanks gazza  LOL |
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| Moonisup |
http://novogate.com/board/968/235747-1.html |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
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Jumacfly wrote:
So proud to be now an Agent provocateur!!
thanks gazza LOL
I guess the limit is 5000? |
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| Jumacfly |
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Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:
I guess the limit is 5000?
seems so.
very soon for ya if you keep the rythm  |
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| _Boomy_ |
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Rodney_King wrote:
thank you for providing this invaluable non-community disservice.
where can i not sign up?
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
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Jumacfly wrote:
seems so.
very soon for ya if you keep the rythm
We should have something that we can be sooner. To encourage us to post even more......
Fix it Gazza...... |
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| Rodney_King |
boomie, goddamn it, you better respect your elders. until you become an agent provocateur, you ain't shit in this town. |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
I just noticed that the board has a spelling check thingy...
Has that always been here or is it just a Firefox feature? |
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| glencar |
Joshy uses it often! |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
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glencar wrote:
Joshy uses it often!
Why would he do that? |
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| Saint Sway |
my status has been upgraded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| GotToRollMe |
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Saint Sway wrote:
my status has been upgraded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
I want an upgrade and I want it now! |
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| Joey |
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Saint Sway wrote:
my status has been upgraded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I continue .... I dare say CONTINUE to be madly in love with Tara Conner
Joey Conner ! ™ |
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| Joey |
" It was originally created JUST for Joey .... "
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| corgi37 |
Hey, thanks Gazza! I feel so accomplished to now have a title. |
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| glencar |
LOL It doesn't flash though! |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
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glencar wrote:
LOL It doesn't flash though!
It does flash! |
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| glencar |
Oh, I guess it must be the browser I'm using! |
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
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glencar wrote:
Oh, I guess it must be the browser I'm using!
I flashed this afternood and got busted! |
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| Joey |
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:
I flashed this afternood and got busted!
You are on FIRE !!!! |
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| jb |
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:
I flashed this afternood and got busted!
You got Joey to post away from work which is very rare!!!!! |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
You got Joey to post away from work which is very rare!!!!!
Amen My Brother !
I feel ...... well , .......kinda strange !
Developing .........................
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