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4th April 2007 01:48 PM
jb
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


ROFL!! We are on fire today!



We are hotter than a whore sweating in church............
4th April 2007 01:49 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
meg...playing dress up is an important part of these ceremonies.

at the "resident cretin" indoctrination ceremony for glenny, josh dressed up as a kosher transvestite. pdog and i went as the two headed crystal meth monster on sesame street.

joey streaked the ceremony and ended up taking a dump underneath the podium.





Let me please point out that your counter is stuck. Further posting is useless.
4th April 2007 01:49 PM
PartyDoll MEG Bucky will you PLEASE show me your "dress up" clothes?
4th April 2007 01:53 PM
Starbuck www.beatlesuits.com
4th April 2007 01:53 PM
jb We're dumber than two (2) bald guys fighting over a comb.
4th April 2007 01:54 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
www.beatlesuits.com



65535
4th April 2007 01:55 PM
pdog
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
Does anybody here get PAID to post?



YES!
4th April 2007 01:55 PM
PartyDoll MEG Of course you have to include these in your presentation about Agent Provocateurs



And you and Pdog need to demonstrate how to be cretins

4th April 2007 01:55 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


65535



4th April 2007 01:55 PM
Starbuck you're giving me crap when you haven't even reached 3K yet?

dispicable!
4th April 2007 01:57 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
you're giving me crap when you haven't even reached 3K yet?

dispicable!



I will get 3k at one point!
4th April 2007 01:58 PM
pdog The posting around here is improving....
4th April 2007 02:00 PM
jb
quote:
pdog wrote:
The posting around here is improving....



Thanks
4th April 2007 02:03 PM
_Boomy_
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
meg...playing dress up is an important part of my repertoire.





4th April 2007 02:04 PM
Rodney_King
quote:
The posting around here is improving....


Its getting better all the time.

I used to get mad when I'd post
"Your post count is low", they'd all boast
They used to insult the blue oyster cult
But now as you see I got most!

I have to admit its getting better
a little better all the time
I have to admit its getting better
a little better now i'm online

getting so much better all the time!
4th April 2007 03:25 PM
Rodney_King
quote:
as a countermeasure to off balance the floodgates of new monkiers, PDog and i will be holding a series of inservices, help sessions and motivational talks next Tuesday and Thursday on what it means to be a resident cretin, agent provocateur, etc. josh was contacted to help in the planning, but his secretary said he was attending an "up with circumcisions" rally in tallahasse and would be unable to attend.


thank you for providing this valuable community service.

where can i sign up?


4th April 2007 04:24 PM
pdog This is my Post.

There are many like it, but this Post is MINE.

My Post is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master my Post as I must master my life.

Posting without me is useless. Without my Posting, I am useless.

I must type my Post true.

I must Post straighter than my enemy (list) who is trying to out-Post me.

I must Post pics of Joey, before he Post's Maxlugars old stuff at me. I will...

My keyboard and myself know that what counts in posting is not the letters we type, the pics in our posts, nor the threads we make.

We know it is the number of posts that count. We will hit...

My Post is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My Post and myself are the defenders of my internet.

We are the masters of our enemy (list).

We are the saviors of my internet.

So be it, until there is no enemy (list), but PEACE.
4th April 2007 04:45 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
jb wrote:


We are hotter than a whore sweating in church............




I don't know any sweating whores.

4th April 2007 04:46 PM
Starbuck here is a transcript from glenny's speech to the agent provocateur incoming class at the long island moose lodge/rotary club last month:

"You can't handle the post!

We live in a world that has message boards. And those boards have to be guarded by men with good posting skills. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. PDog? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Steelie and you curse the Resident Cretins. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Steelie's imprisonment, while tragic, probably saved a ton of bad beastiality posts. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bad posts...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that board. You need me on that board. We use words like "Alist", "I value that", "post count"...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very classy, informative and witty posts I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and start to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
4th April 2007 05:46 PM
PartyDoll MEG Oh boy...THAT was really deep, deep shit there, Bucky!!!!


I think you better SIMPLIFY for the vast majority of us simple RO posters who will be attending your lectures. You wouldn't wanna lose us all before the main event: "dress up" time!!!
4th April 2007 06:11 PM
pdog
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Oh boy...THAT was really deep, deep shit there, Bucky!!!!


I think you better SIMPLIFY for the vast majority of us simple RO posters who will be attending your lectures. You wouldn't wanna lose us all before the main event: "dress up" time!!!



I posted using the Few Good Men transcript many times over the years... i stepped it up and used the Full Metal Jacket Marine Rifle Prayer today... i never thought Bucky would be to me, what Joey is to Maxy!
4th April 2007 06:21 PM
PartyDoll MEG
quote:
pdog wrote:


I posted using the Few Good Men transcript many times over the years... i stepped it up and used the Full Metal Jacket Marine Rifle Prayer today... i never thought Bucky would be to me, what Joey is to Maxy!


P..there is only ONE you..and NO ONE will be able to come close to matching you in the "postin' war." A true leader of sheep, monkeys, cats, alternative life stylers, and men with many digestive disorders. Bucky called you a lieutenant..I say you are a General!!
4th April 2007 06:28 PM
pdog
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:

P..there is only ONE you..and NO ONE will be able to come close to matching you in the "postin' war." A true leader of sheep, monkeys, cats, alternative life stylers, and men with many digestive disorders. Bucky called you a lieutenant..I say you are a General!!



I just want a gun... Do I get a gun?
4th April 2007 06:37 PM
PartyDoll MEG You'll find your gun inside here...

4th April 2007 06:47 PM
pdog I used to snort Frosted Fakes as a kid.
4th April 2007 09:54 PM
_Boomy_


4th April 2007 10:25 PM
pdog
4th April 2007 10:41 PM
monkey_man
quote:
pdog wrote:




METS RULE ALL!
4th April 2007 10:50 PM
GotToRollMe For my baby pdog, the greatest cretin of them all!


5th April 2007 12:40 AM
sirmoonie Glencar?

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