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Topic: Resident Cretin Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5
3rd April 2007 04:31 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat How many posts do I need before I become Resident Cretin?
3rd April 2007 04:44 PM
nankerphelge You passed that point years ago!!!!

He he!!
3rd April 2007 04:50 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat Did I?
3rd April 2007 04:54 PM
nankerphelge Just messin' wif ya!
3rd April 2007 04:58 PM
Strange_Stray_Cat Dammit. I really wanna be a resident cretin.
3rd April 2007 06:00 PM
Gazza
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:
How many posts do I need before I become Resident Cretin?



16,000 - so stay busy

It was originally created JUST for Joey, but he ended up having a lot of company....
3rd April 2007 06:34 PM
fireontheplatter i'll see you guys in about....ohhhhhh...... five years time.


3rd April 2007 07:59 PM
pdog it tops out at 65,535....
3rd April 2007 08:38 PM
Joey
quote:
Gazza wrote:


16,000 - so stay busy

It was originally created JUST for Joey, but he ended up having a lot of company....





On my way to Sunny Arizona for the Easter Break .

Play nice kids ...see ya in one week .

'kins !
3rd April 2007 08:43 PM
Trey Krimsin I figure I'll reach the level of Resident Cretin in the year 2055.

To me, it isn't always about quantity, it's about consistency.


Which is something I haven't quite reached yet, actually......
3rd April 2007 08:59 PM
mojoman
quote:
Joey wrote:



On my way to Sunny Arizona for the Easter Break .

Play nice kids ...see ya in one week .

'kins !



Tell Jabba I have his money....
3rd April 2007 11:16 PM
glencar
quote:
Gazza wrote:


16,000 - so stay busy

It was originally created JUST for Joey, but he ended up having a lot of company....

23K is just around the corner. A new designation perhaps?
4th April 2007 12:46 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
Gazza wrote:


16,000 - so stay busy

It was originally created JUST for Joey, but he ended up having a lot of company....



Well, it took me allmost 5 years to get to 2635...
4th April 2007 03:56 AM
pdog
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


Well, it took me allmost 5 years to get to 2635...



That's like two or three posts a day... Just post 12 or more every waking hour.
4th April 2007 03:59 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
pdog wrote:


That's like two or three posts a day... Just post 12 or more every waking hour.



Well I have to work during the day...
4th April 2007 04:02 AM
pdog
quote:
Strange_Stray_Cat wrote:


Well I have to work during the day...



Work interferes with drinking & posting....
4th April 2007 04:04 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
pdog wrote:


Work interferes with drinking & posting....



It does and that is quite annoying.
4th April 2007 06:10 AM
corgi37 Hey Gazza, you are nearly there for RC! I must increase my post rate. I'm looking forward to it.

But i hope i can be "Resident southern hemisphere cretin".
4th April 2007 07:35 AM
egon "Resident Cretin"

It's not about the amount of posts you have....







It's about not having a life.
4th April 2007 07:44 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
egon wrote:
"Resident Cretin"

It's not about the amount of posts you have....







It's about not having a life.



I don't have a life, I'm a Stones fan.
4th April 2007 07:47 AM
egon i didn't say it was a bad thing.
4th April 2007 08:50 AM
Starbuck being a resident cretin is not something to be taken lightly. it takes years upon years to learn the art of crafting a perfect post. first, the proper topic must be chosen. then, catch phrases must be created so that joey can steal them. then, forumspile.com must be consulted to find the perfect, cutting edge image to supplement said post. then and only then, countless hours must be spent in an attempt to "recreate the magic". this is indeed the difficult part - doing it over and over again, leaving the masses yearning for more, is what it means to be a resident cretin. for if we resident cretins were not in the upper tier of posters, we would have been run out of here on the receiving end of sharp stick years ago (see photo: Pavlov's Dog).



anybody can have a few good posts and ride the glory for awhile. anyone can be a terrel davis. but it takes a special breed of individual to make it to "the next level". not everyone can be a jerry rice.
4th April 2007 09:09 AM
PartyDoll MEG Who wants to be a cretin?.....I'll pass....





4th April 2007 09:12 AM
Strange_Stray_Cat
quote:
PartyDoll MEG wrote:
Who wants to be a cretin?.....I'll pass....






I don't mind being 21 again...
4th April 2007 10:27 AM
mojoman
quote:
egon wrote:
"Resident Cretin"

It's not about the amount of posts you have....







It's about not having a life.



thats what she said....but she didnt really mean it
4th April 2007 10:44 AM
Starbuck i respectfully disagree. speaking for the rest of the resident cretins around here, we all have productive, fulfilling lives and are able to balance our numerous quality posts with the good that we do in the community and our families. josh, for example, earns a high income, has three wonderful children, and still manages to post an average of 41 posts per day over the course of the last six months. when he isn't working, playing with his children, posting, or making love to either his beautiful wife or his latino secretary, he is volunteering at the local ronald mcdonald house for motherless children of deceased crack addicts. when glenny isn't serving coffee and peanuts, and when he isn't near his computer striving to keep all the rocks off community involved in the goings on in world events and who lindsay lohan slept with last night, he is down at the local soup kitchen teaching english to migrant workers in the hopes that they too may one day attain the american dream. when pdog isn't shuffling san francisco's elite citizens around the high rolling hills of that beautiful city and keeping us all in stitches with his "i love rat porn" posts, he is performing blood pressure checks and giving backrubs down at the local nursing home off of haight and 4th st. and i, of course, chair a foundation for supporting the development of one handed midget john lennon impersonators. and joey.....uh....joey....ok, you have me there. joey definitely doesn't have a life. but the rest of us are all upstanding citizens.
4th April 2007 11:05 AM
Gazza
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
Hey Gazza, you are nearly there for RC!


Sadly, no. the admins have their own 'status'

Anyway, we can amend the necessary quotas (and names) as we wish. maybe we'll bring it down by a few thousand.


>But i hope i can be "Resident southern hemisphere cretin".

just for you, my koala hugging friend...with a few adjustments to the quotas here and there to update things...


[Edited by Gazza]
4th April 2007 11:13 AM
PartyDoll MEG Resident Cretins Summit...

4th April 2007 11:17 AM
_Boomy_
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
i respectfully agree. speaking for the rest of the resident cretins around here, we all have non-productive, non-fulfilling lives and are unable to balance our numerous poor quality posts with the crap that we don't do in the community and our families. josh, for example, earns a high post count, has three wonderful illnesses, and still mismanages to post an total of 441 posts per minute over the course of the last six hours. when he isn't working, playing with his poodle, posting, or making cookies for either his beautiful wife or his latino secretary, he is volunteering at the local ronald mcdonald house for posting addicts. when glenny isn't serving up beer and nuts, and when he isn't near his toilet striving to keep all the rocks off community involved in the goings on in bathroom events and who lindsay lohan injected BERT with, he is down at the local strip club donating dollar bills to the ladies in the hopes that they too may one day attain the american dream. when pdog isn't crusing around san francisco with its awesome football team around the high folks of that beautiful city and keeping us all in shambles with his "i love Joey's posts" posts, he is performing vaginal checks and giving it up down at the local Playboy home off of haight and 4th st. and i, of course, chair a foundation for supporting the development of Beatles cover bands. and joey.....uh....joey....ok, you have me there. joey definitely has a life. but the rest of us are all crazy, insane citizens.



4th April 2007 11:24 AM
Starbuck
quote:
Anyway, we can amend the necessary quotas (and names) as we wish. maybe we'll bring it down by a few thousand.


gazza, you musn't! this would show a weakening of the gene pool, a cheapening of the title. soon any tom dick or harry would be able to post nonsensical musings about when they took their last shit, or pictures of their dogs and cats, and the words "resident cretin" would mean nothing. to have that hallowed monkier attached to his or her name means "I am somebody!".

Gazza, I beseech you: don't make this an entire forum of somebodies!

[Edited by Starbuck]
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