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" Aside from the fact that some people may have qualms about seeing those pics, like many other folks I dont want a photo like that popping up on my computer screen at work at the very moment my boss walks up behind me! "
-- "He is relentless...a relentless GENIUS!!! Long may GAZZA and his keyboard live!!!", Dan Classen - Posting World Magazine.
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LOL I used to read this site at work but nowadays... |
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quote: nanatod wrote:
"at the very moment my boss walks up behind me!"
You have a real job, Gazza? From browsing the website index, I just thought that you were a self-employed writer of books and periodicals.
LOL...I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
That would be an ideal scenario, but I doubt I'd have the talent, patience or self discipline
And no, I dont have a real job. I'm a civil servant.
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quote: jostorm wrote:
Sweet Jesus, seems like my tax money goes partly towards some of the salaries of some who watch beavers while at work, thank you, you fat scottish git!(Gordon Brown, not Gazza, he's a Darlin'...)

I try and AVOID watching beavers when at work!Its much safer at home! |
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glencar |
quote: Gazza wrote:
LOL...I'll take that as a compliment. I think.
That would be an ideal scenario, but I doubt I'd have the talent, patience or self discipline
And no, I dont have a real job. I'm a civil servant.
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What exactly do you do, Gazza? I'm a civil servant(as I told you in NYC) but my job isn't quite qhat one thinks of as a civil service job. |
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Dam I missed Paris's pee pee. You boys across the pond getting ready to gear up????????? If you want to get in to a gig and don't have a tix take a picture of Paris's pee pee. |
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quote: glencar wrote:
What exactly do you do, Gazza? I'm a civil servant(as I told you in NYC) but my job isn't quite qhat one thinks of as a civil service job.
well, its not what would be defined as a Civil service job over here! (much more fun, though!)
I work in Social Security....Appeals tribunals and shit like that.
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lotsajizz |
if it's like here...anyone applying for disability without blindness or a missing limb or such get denied the first two or three levels...always, then maybe the stubborn holdouts might get an award after a few appeals....
OK now
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Gazza |
quote: TomL wrote:
Dam I missed Paris's pee pee. You boys across the pond getting ready to gear up????????? If you want to get in to a gig and don't have a tix take a picture of Paris's pee pee.
the link to the pee pee in question is still on page 7 of this thread
Its not the most attractive one I've ever seen (n fact it looks a bit scabby!), and considering its medical history, certainly best avoided
I am getting a bit more excitable now that the London thing has been resolved. Disappointed its not Wembley and I've had to change hotels but at least we're getting the gigs on the original dates. However, I have Berlin (21st July) and Nice (8th August) before the London & Glasgow gigs. |
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glencar |
Changed hotels? Blimey, I haven't even made my flight reservations yet! |
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Gazza |
me neither
however, I booked a Wembley hotel originally which was just down the street from the stadium. Obviously thats not much use to me now
So I cancelled it and went somewhere more accessible to the other end of the city. I might change it again in due course but at least I have somethin to fall back on. |
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quote: Break The Spell wrote:
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This would be the appropriate picture to use when there's talk of shows being "wide open".
kind of looks like somebody kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hog carcass
South Parks episode on Paris was right on the money, "spoiled, stupid, whore" |
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quote: stonesmachine wrote:
money, "spoiled, stupid, whore"
Last night my sheep was acting all stand offish . Indeed , every time I tried to look her in the eye or kiss her , she'd turn away . I'd go around and try in vain to make eye contact again and again until we were making a rather fast counter-clockwise circle . It was absolutely maddening !!!!! I then grabbed a leg and tickled her hoof .
She fell into my arms just laughing and laughing ......
We made wild love on flannel sheets until her wool burned off .
Have a wonderful evening everybody ... enjoy the Sopranos ..... I know I sure will !!!!
" That Paulie is running wild Ronnie ! "
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WhenTheWhipComesDown |
I think Paris Hilton's hair on her snatch is growing back and it is in
small stubbles. At most she needs another Brazilian wax job
as she has been getting these for quite some time. Like I said
she does NOT wear any underwear at all obviously. I don't think
or hope she would not risk openly exposing herself to a camera
if she had herpes. Just my opinion. |
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Break The Spell |
quote: Joey wrote:
... enjoy the Sopranos ..... I know I sure will !!!!
Joey
I did, good show. Any pictures of Paris with sheep by chance, as we know Paris with beaver is not allowed here. |
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" .. Any pictures of Paris with sheep by chance .."
I am working on it !!!!!
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" Without Risk there is NO Reward " ( Paris Hilton , 1983 )

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Break The Spell |

"Out of all the times I've played here, this one is the most recent" --Paris Hilton at Knebworth 1979-- |
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Joey |
quote: Break The Spell wrote:

"Out of all the times I've played here, this one is the most recent" --Paris Hilton at Knebworth 1979--
Funny !!!!!!

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nanatod |
Joey, please immediately look at page 14 of the April 10, 2006 People magazine. It's Paris Hilton goes to Nebraska!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Break The Spell |
quote: nanatod wrote:
Joey, please immediately look at page 14 of the April 10, 2006 People magazine. It's Paris Hilton goes to Nebraska!!!!!!!!!!!
Well of course she's headed to Nebraska, Joey is her hubby after all. |
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Joey |
Thanks nanatod ....................
I will ' check it out ' !!!!!!!!!
Your reward :

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glencar |
Whyever did she visited that benighted state? |
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Joey |
" Whyever did she visited that benighted state?"

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glencar |
Ah, the fingerlight! |
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Joey |
" Ah, the fingerlight! "

{ CA - FRIGGIN - RACK } !!!!!!!!
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glencar |
Time for bisque! |
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Joey |
" Time for bisque! "
Toilet Paper handy ?!?!
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nankerphelge |
Joey?
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Break The Spell |
I keep hearing rumors Paris will team up with Kimberly Stewart for season 4 of the Simple Life, yet Paris won't do it if its reduced to a cable network. I'd like episodes where they model pasties, and then go to amateur night at an exotic dancing club and end up on stage. |