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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I don't understand this infatuation with Paris Hilton. Not that I'm against infatuation with beautiful women, its just that one can do much better than Paris Hilton. |
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| Joey |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I don't understand this infatuation with Paris Hilton. Not that I'm against infatuation with beautiful women, its just that one can do much better than Paris Hilton.
TTM .....................................
Paris is really the History of this great country ( the United States ) .... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions .... Indeed .... she is really an All American Girl ....and when Paris succeeds -- America succeeds ..... and when Paris fails -- it is America that fails ( see : LBJ , 1964 - 1969 AND Bushie43 2001 - 2006 ) .
Jacky Hilton !
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Joey wrote:
TTM .....................................
Paris is really the History of this great country ( the United States ) .... with all of its turmoil , bombast , passions and emotions .... Indeed .... she is really an All American Girl ....and when Paris succeeds -- America succeeds ..... and when Paris fails -- it is America that fails ( see : LBJ , 1964 - 1969 AND Bushie43 2001 - 2006 ) .
Whatever happened to Mom and Apple Pie? |
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| Joey |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Whatever happened to Mom and Apple Pie?
Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?
Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Joey wrote:
Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?
Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!
Whatever happened to Granny in those old Playboy cartoons? I think she's probably passed away by now. But she didn't go out without a fight. |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
Whatever happened to laughter ............... ?
Whatever happened to my dope ?!?!
I hid it in Paris' black leather bra. Will she do any books on Bush43 like she did on LBJ?? |
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| Joey |
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Break The Spell wrote:
I hid it in Paris' black leather bra. Will she do any books on Bush43 like she did on LBJ??
My sources tell me that Paris is getting prepared to take a ' fact finding ' trip to Iraq to find out just what in the Hell is REALLY going on over there .....
Developing .......................
Shiver ...................
J. " Snuggles " Fly ! |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
My sources tell me that Paris is getting prepared to take a ' fact finding ' trip to Iraq to find out just what in the Hell is REALLY going on over there .....
Developing .......................
Shiver ...................
J. " Snuggles " Fly !
If the investigation leads her to Afghanistan, will she dress like a muslim woman, covering every part of her body except for her eyes?? |
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| Joey |
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Break The Spell wrote:
If the investigation leads her to Afghanistan, will she dress like a muslim woman, covering every part of her body except for her eyes??
... and Cha CHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| gimmekeef |
Well she is a "HO......TEL heisress! |
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| Break The Spell |
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I really liked this one, for an older picture of her, she was maybe 19 or 20 here. The way she had her hair here is great, lots of body!! |
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| Joey |
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Break The Spell wrote:
I really liked this one, for an older picture of her, she was maybe 19 or 20 here. The way she had her hair here is great, lots of body!!
Good Call ' Break The Spell ' .... I like it too !!!
" Lots of Body " is what our Paris Hilton is ALL about . |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
Good Call ' Break The Spell ' .... I like it too !!!
" Lots of Body " is what our Paris Hilton is ALL about .
The 3 B's is what Paris gives America, Beauty, Brawn and Brains. To love Paris is to love your country. |
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| glencar |
The mountains of Nebraska are all looking "brokeback" these days! |
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| Break The Spell |
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glencar wrote:
The mountains of Nebraska are all looking "brokeback" these days!
Speaking of mountains, Paris should be given her place on Mt. Rushmore. |
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| Joey |
" To love Paris is to love your country. "
Amen .......... Let Freedom Ring from the Highest Mountaintop !!!!!!
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| Gazza |
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Break The Spell wrote:
Speaking of mountains, Paris should be given her place on Mt. Rushmore.
well she's probably been climbed more often..... |
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| Joey |
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Gazza wrote:
well she's probably been climbed more often.....
Christ, that's posting on loan from God right there.
That's what my little friends and myself running around the Plains of Nebraska with knickers on and stick ball bats in our hands used to call "Postin'!"
You're POSTIN' baby!
The Joey - As seen on the reality show "That's Postin'!", 10:00 PM CDT Sundays.
-- "He is relentless...a relentless GENIUS!!! Long may Gazza and his keyboard live!!!", Tony Hazen- Posting World Magazine.
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| parmeda |
Joey, I am returning your check.
There is no amount of $$$$ that will force me to track down Paris this weekend.
uh, uh...no way.
Paris shall not be greeted. |
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| Joey |
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parmeda wrote:
Joey, I am returning your check.
There is no amount of $$$$ that will force me to track down Paris this weekend.
uh, uh...no way.
Paris shall not be greeted.
Pammy .......................
YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!! |
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| PeerQueer |
Does Paris do anal?
If so..............
I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Joey |
Back to topic ............................
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| Break The Spell |
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Paris amazes Leno with her vast knowledge on the Soviet Space program of the 1950's and obscure facts about Pol-Pot. |
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| Joey |
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Break The Spell wrote:
Paris amazes Leno with her vast knowledge on the Soviet Space program of the 1950's and obscure facts about Pol-Pot.
Funny !!!!!!!
Paris is a vault of worthless knowledge .
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| Break The Spell |
I haven't seen any photos of her with her little doggie lately. It didn't die in a bizarre gardening accident or anything, did it?? |
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| Joey |
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Break The Spell wrote:
I haven't seen any photos of her with her little doggie lately. It didn't die in a bizarre gardening accident or anything, did it??
No , one of her ' boyfriends ' sat on the damn thing and literally crushed the living sh*t out of it .
It is now ' Hard as a Carp ' ! Word .
Shiver ...................... |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
No , one of her ' boyfriends ' sat on the damn thing and literally crushed the living sh*t out of it .
It is now ' Hard as a Carp ' ! Word .
Shiver ......................
After a night or partying with Paris, when you stumble in drunkardly, I guess its easy to smash such a tiny thing. I did see one picture where she wore an outfit similar to her dogs. |
