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| Gazza |
A no-talent, no-sex, artificial, undernourished bubble head seriously in need of a couple of burgers
To borrow Truman Capote's description of Mick Jagger, she's "about as sexy as a pissing toad.." |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
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| chris girard |
I'd fuck her in a minute, so what's the problem, she has no brain, but you aren't fucking her mind, she's a sweet pussy no doubt and she sucks dick. Any girl that sucks like her gets some points, nice ass too. What more do you preverts want..... |
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| Jumacfly |
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Some Guy wrote:
worst feet ever!
Agree!!!
I hate this big sausage! |
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| vox12string |
Just checked, & the video is still up, you need to know about spoofing to get it tho (for free that is) |
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| Angiegirl |
quote:
chris girard wrote:
I'd fuck her in a minute, so what's the problem, she has no brain, but you aren't fucking her mind, she's a sweet pussy no doubt and she sucks dick. Any girl that sucks like her gets some points, nice ass too. What more do you preverts want.....
A STD apparently. |
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| Slavegirl |
I saw her in the bathroom at a party in Vegas back in 2002...she wasn't as famous back then as she is now but I recognized her and said..."Hi Paris" and she was like "Hi!! Vegas baby!!" So I thought she was really nice after that. Although I have to say that she was too skinny and had really ugly feet. But for some reason something about her smile has always reminded me of Marianne Faithfull...is that weird? |
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| Jumacfly |
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Slavegirl wrote:
Although I have to say that she was too skinny and had really ugly feet.
definitely not a girl for me!!!
even if "the simple life" was the most original and funny reality show, the second season was kind of boring (like all this shitty real tv).
now back to topic: the poor sales in holland 
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| Break The Spell |
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Slavegirl wrote:
I saw her in the bathroom at a party in Vegas back in 2002...she wasn't as famous back then as she is now but I recognized her and said..."Hi Paris" and she was like "Hi!! Vegas baby!!" So I thought she was really nice after that. Although I have to say that she was too skinny and had really ugly feet. But for some reason something about her smile has always reminded me of Marianne Faithfull...is that weird?
Now that I think about it, when she has that certain grin, she does remind me a bit of how young marianne smiled. Good observation Slavegirl!! |
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| Steel Wheels |
Where's all the really dirty shots of this broad?
Someone please! |
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| Joey |
Slavegirl ...... I LOVE that story .
Bless You
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[ss]
[Edited by Joey] |
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| SweetVirginia |
I can't belive I'm taking part in feeding Joey's
obsession, but here it goes....
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| Joey |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
I can't belive I'm taking part in feeding Joey's
obsession, but here it goes....
You are much loved by Joey |
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
Joey wrote:
You are much loved by Joey
OK...one more:
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| SweetVirginia |
I had to give you two shots with her feet in them because eveyone kept talking about how ugly her feet look.
I can't stand her, but I have to say her feet look OK in these
photos.
SV
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| Egbert |
Note to self: buy laptop computer for bathroom... |
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| Joey |
" I can't stand her, but I have to say her feet look OK in these
photos."
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| Saint Sway |
HOLY CAMEL TOE!! You could park a battleship in there.
Or as Joey would say.... WIDE OPEN!
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SweetVirginia wrote:
OK...one more:
ROCKS OFF WARNING: Any uploading of these pics to your personal PhotoBucket account is subject to public scolding. |
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| PeerQueer |
Fantastic legs - - - - - - - >
Stupid as all hell, but still delightfully do-able.
I shall put her on my "to be considered" list.
Joey is on to something here... |
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| FotiniD |
Watched "House of Wax" yesterday and I couldn't stop thinking about this thread or trying to see what's so weird about her feet
Have to say I wasn't exactly thrilled by her acting skills  or the movie itself. Just watch the dvd extras, where Paris is trying to scream in terror. 100% comedy
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| Break The Spell |
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FotiniD wrote:
Watched "House of Wax" yesterday and I couldn't stop thinking about this thread
When I watched that movie and saw Paris, it made me wonder what I should wear to Joey and Paris' wedding. She had a fondness for the locals in Arkansas, so she will get along well with everyone in Omaha I'm sure. |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpenny.htm
Will it be 9 trillion by summer?? Scary days indeed!! |
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| Joey |
I certainly hope so !!!!!
I LOVE deficit spending because it shifts all of the burden away from you and myself and onto the backs of the children and grandchildren ...... as it SHOULD be !!!!
" He's got ' Jaggerbombs ' to drink this evening Ronnie ! "
G.I. Joe !!!!
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Joey wrote:
I certainly hope so !!!!!
I LOVE deficit spending because it shifts all of the burden away from you and myself and onto the backs of the children and grandchildren ...... as it SHOULD be !!!!
" He's got ' Jaggerbombs ' to drink this evening Ronnie ! "
G.I. Joe !!!!
[Edited by Joey]
A real American hero!! Did you enjoy "House Of Wax"?? |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
No , is it on the HBO this month ?!?!
If so , I WILL watch it !!!!
Paris is a Genius .
I'm not sure when its on cable, I saw a chaep matinee show of it when it came out. A week before it came out, she was on Letterman and she was teaching him how to properly scream. He also drank some of her perfume. |
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| Joey |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
He also drank some of her perfume.
Paris pees perfume |
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
Paris pees perfume
Interesting, I was unaware of that. I only knew she pooped chocolate pudding. |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
Nah, her poop comes out gift-wrapped. |
