Damn that's like a week from the date I saw them on that tour.
Bloody Jesus on a popsicle stick, WTF? That must have been required by his contract, along with the green M&Ms.
Shades of Nigel Tufnel? Uh huh.
Michael Anthony rocked about as well as Tom Cruise dances. Check it, you decide, some idiot posted this on the Couch earlier:
3rd November 2006 02:04 PM
Egbert
Any Tom Cruise material should be redirected to TTM's The Secret's Out thread.
3rd November 2006 02:05 PM
Some Guy
This thread should be deleted now.
3rd November 2006 02:09 PM
Maxlugar
quote:sirmoonie wrote:
Bloody Jesus on a popsicle stick, WTF? That must have been required by his contract, along with the green M&Ms.
Stick with it. You get a KICKIN' version of Hang em High as a bonus!
3rd November 2006 02:09 PM
Some Guy
Dave a couple of weeks ago, getting ready for the lime light.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4TTkoqpv4&eurl=
[Edited by Some Guy]
3rd November 2006 02:16 PM
Maxlugar
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Dave a couple of weeks ago, getting ready for the lime light.
He really shouldn't be doing the high kick thing anymore. His movements are awkward.
But I'm there in '07 if they want me to!
3rd November 2006 02:18 PM
Some Guy
quote:Maxlugar wrote:
He really shouldn't be doing the high kick thing anymore. His movements are awkward.
But I'm there in '07 if they want me to!
you will be greeted!
3rd November 2006 02:21 PM
Maxlugar
As shall you, old pal.
3rd November 2006 02:46 PM
Saint Sway
lets recap the recent VH happenings.... I swear this is beyond Spinal Tap. You just cant make this shit up! I just google it...
after a brief mid-life career stop working as an EMT in New York City, David Lee Roth becomes a Talk Radio Disc Jockey.
He is abruptly fired MID-SHOW a few months later for horrendous ratings and immediately escorted from the building by security
his "No Holds BarBQ" dvd never makes it into stores. Ebay only. But worth every penny to see the bizarre home footage of Dave doing Kung Fu moves spliced between scenes of midgets and strippers at a bar bq
now sporting a Trump-esque comb over, he bounces back by making a bluegrass VH covers record. Promotes it live on Leno and becomes an instant laughing stock on YouTube
in no way does this discourage him from performing the bluegrass songs on Late Night With Craig Ferguson
Eddie battles cancer, alcoholism and whos knows what else and loses is tongue and front teeth in the process
the good news is he claims that he and a partner invented a secret cure for cancer
bad news is that he's not sharing it with anyone
after a few bizarre, drunken appearances at low budget guitar conventions, he bounces back by making porno soundtracks and a sweet cameo spot onstage performing with country faggot Kenny Chesney
he throws a D-List Celeb filled bash to celebrate the release of the porn film at his house (which, coincidentally, was where the porno was filmed)
gushes on Stern about the porno, comparing it to The Godfather
Michael Anthony, who is on an exclusive tour with Sammy Hagar playing Saturday nights at Hagar's Cabos San Lucas tequila bar, is fired from the band and replaced by Eddie's fat 15 year old kid.
(Note: no update available on Gary Cherone at this time)
REQUIRED READING:
David Lee Roth live review from the Arkansas State Fair:
http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/littlerocking/2006/10/post_11.aspx
Eddie Van Halen Develops Cure For Cancer, Scores Porno Soundtrack:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=58208
Strummin With The Devil: The Worst Album Ever Recorded:
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2006/06/david_lee_roths.html
Alex & Eddie "jam" with Kenny Chesney:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=53870
RollingStonesUSA Poses As Bogus DLR Concert Promoter, Scams NightClubs:
http://www.93x.com/blog.asp?id=254463&sbid=4444
[Edited by Saint Sway]
3rd November 2006 02:49 PM
Some Guy
and then depression set in...
3rd November 2006 02:50 PM
sirmoonie
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
lets recap the recent VH happenings.... I swear this is beyond Spinal Tap. You just cant make this shit up! I just google it...
after a brief mid-life career stop working as an EMT in New York City, David Lee Roth becomes a Talk Radio Disc Jockey.
He is abruptly fired MID-SHOW a few months later for horrendous ratings and immediately escorted from the building by security
his "No Holds BarBQ" dvd never makes it into stores. Ebay only. But worth every penny to see the bizarre home footage of Dave doing Kung Fu moves spliced between scenes of midgets and strippers at a bar bq
now sporting a Trump-esque comb over, he bounces back by making a bluegrass VH covers record. Promotes it live on Leno and becomes an instant laughing stock on YouTube
in no way does this discourage him from performing the bluegrass songs on Late Night With Craig Ferguson
Eddie battles cancer, alcoholism and whos knows what else and loses is tongue and front teeth in the process
the good news is he claims that he and a partner invented a secret cure for cancer
bad news is that he's not sharing it with anyone
after a few bizarre, drunken appearances at low budget guitar conventions, he bounces back by making porno soundtracks and a sweet cameo spot onstage performing with country faggot Kenny Chesney
he throws a D-List Celeb filled bash to celebrate the release of the porn film at his house!
gushes on Stern about the porno, comparing it to The Godfather
Michael Anthony, who is on an exclusive tour with Sammy Hagar playing Saturday nights at Hagar's Cabos San Lucas tequila bar, is fired from the band and replaced by Eddie's fat 15 year old kid.
(Note: no update available on Gary Cherone at this time)
REQUIRED READING:
David Lee Roth live review from the Arkansas State Fair:
http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/littlerocking/2006/10/post_11.aspx
Eddie Van Halen Develops Cure For Cancer, Scores Porno Soundtrack:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=58208
Strummin With The Devil: The Worst Album Ever Recorded:
http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2006/06/david_lee_roths.html
Alex & Eddie "jam" with Kenny Chesney:
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=53870
RollingStonesUSA Poses As Bogus DLR Concert Promoter, Scams NightClubs:
http://www.93x.com/blog.asp?id=254463&sbid=4444
[Edited by Saint Sway]
Well thats just nitpicking innit?
3rd November 2006 02:50 PM
Egbert
I'm sure this reunion tour will be heavily promoted on VH1 Classic...
3rd November 2006 03:01 PM
glencar
VH1 won't go NEAR this thing!!!
3rd November 2006 03:04 PM
Saint Sway
quote:glencar wrote:
VH1 won't go NEAR this thing!!!
maybe Eddie has some connections with the Spice Channel
3rd November 2006 03:07 PM
glencar
As bad as the Stones have been this past year, at least they haven't plumbed the depths of VanHalenhumiliation.
3rd November 2006 03:10 PM
Maxlugar
So I guess only me, Moonie and Some Guy are going to this tour?
3rd November 2006 03:10 PM
Poison Dart
This story can't be true. Can EVH be that fucked up that he would replace Anthony with his 15 year old fat son?
3rd November 2006 03:14 PM
Saint Sway
quote:glencar wrote:
As bad as the Stones have been this past year, at least they haven't plumbed the depths of VanHalenhumiliation.
oh I like that!
Some Guy, that ones gonna stick!
3rd November 2006 03:16 PM
Some Guy
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
oh I like that!
Some Guy, that ones gonna stick!
Van Humiliation?
3rd November 2006 03:17 PM
Saint Sway
quote:Some Guy wrote:
Van Humiliation?
OK. Run with it.
3rd November 2006 03:18 PM
doo doo doo Dude
quote:Maxlugar wrote:
So I guess only me, Moonie and Some Guy are going to this tour?
Maxy, old friend, I shall be there as well and am looking very forward to Wolfie's bass solo.
3rd November 2006 03:20 PM
Stones
The bands debut will be at the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction ceremony...
3rd November 2006 03:21 PM
SheRat
quote:Saint Sway wrote:
can anyone confirm if the band is being managed by the writers of Spinal Tap??
LMAO. I believe this is the funniest thing I've seen you post.
3rd November 2006 03:22 PM
Nellcote
Now that this thing is 3/4 controlled by the VH Family, it really could be good for some serious entertainment...
Consider the possibilities....
Will Roth be more of a puppet than ever?
Will Eddie bring porno stars on stage to bait his son?
Will Valerie show up to preside over the madness?
Will Mike Anthony & Sammy show for a "crash the party" gig?
Developing...
3rd November 2006 03:24 PM
Maxlugar
quote:doo doo doo Dude wrote:
Maxy, old friend, I shall be there as well and am looking very forward to Wolfie's bass solo.
Great! Our numbers grow!
3rd November 2006 03:26 PM
glencar
I think VanHumiliation at The Beacon should be Marty Scorcese's next project. That Maysles guy would get SUCH a kick!
3rd November 2006 03:27 PM
nanatod
quote:Nellcote wrote:
Will Mike Anthony & Sammy show for a "crash the party" gig?
They should invite Sammy, so they can add songs like "I can't drive 55" to the set.
someone please tell me....why do we hate michael anthony??
his axe says it all: a true american hero.
3rd November 2006 03:40 PM
SheRat
quote:Starbuck wrote:
someone please tell me....why do we hate michael anthony??
his axe says it all: a true american hero.
I don't know either, BUT in college, I worked for a summer at a forklift tire company and the guy who owned (also a huge Stones fan) was married to Mr. Anthony's cousin.
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