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| sirmoonie |
quote:
jb wrote:
....the tip of the vagina....
The wah?
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| Boomy |
Mongo, you vagina lover!! I am too!! |
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| jb |
Above the clit. |
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| sirmoonie |
Oh, you mean the apexular vortex. Gotcha. |
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| riffhard64 |
SIR-BONEDALOT IS STILL AN ASSHOLE..HE PROVES IT DAILY...WHAT A DICK YOU ARE...TO ACTUALLY TAKE PLEASURE IN A MANS DEATH JUST SHOWS WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE EXISTENCE YOU MUST HAVE..
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| telecaster |
quote:
jb wrote:
Above the clit.
Is that the little man in the canoe? |
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| MarthaMyDear |
FPM wrote:
>Well, I guess maybe he might have done something with Mae
West...he did make more movies than Elvis, and all of the
same fine cinematic brilliance...but are you sure you aren't
thinking of W.C. Fields?
>Now, if W.C. Fields had died yesterday at age 100, I would
be in mourning. THAT guy was FUNNY.
Actually, I was wondering if I made a mistake saying Bob Hope
instead of W.C. Fields... CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P 
  But, I KNOW about W.C. Fields and Mae West and I THINK
I remember seeing a skit with Mae West and Bob Hope and it
was BRILLIANT, if my memory serves me correctly (?!?!?!)...
Fuck it... They were ALL brilliant!!!
lol....................................................... :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
BUT, BOB GAVE MY CATS HOPE, DAMNIT!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
And, just the THOUGHT of cats as food is GROSS!!!
Jesus... Christ, almighty...
lol....................................................... :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Now I have WAY too many thoughts in my head about fricking
Bob Hope and cats and Mae West so I'd better fucking go or
I'll be fucking here all day, for crying out loud!!!
CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Christ, almighty... HE!!! HE!!!
lol....................................................... :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
PEACE and DO ROCK ON!!!
*** Martha *** |
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| WastedAway |
jb wrote: "Ever try ben wah balls on a chick?" ........ just FYI jb ...... in Quebec and France they are called benoit balls ...... just thought you should know that ..... |
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| steel driving hammer |
Yes the clit may be the spot but have you ever had a woman rub Noxema w/ a cloth down the crack of your ass? |
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| MarthaMyDear |
Did you know that there's ACTUALLY a WHOLE "underground
fetish society" of people who are into eating shit?!?!?!
lol............................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P My friend was telling
me about this before the Dylan concert the other night...
lol............................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P A friend of his was
friends with this poo-eater and did it ALL the time with a
girlfriend or two he had and he would actually make them
stand above his mouth and poo INTO his mouth and THEN his
favorite fetish would be to have them mix that up with a Kit
Kat Bar so he's eating the poo AND a Kit Kat Bar at the same
time because he said the texture was where the pleasure was,
etc.... lol............................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P I guarantee you
that after reading THIS post, there will be at least ONE time
when you are doing number two that you will have to FORCE
yourself to not think about what it MIGHT taste like,
unfortunately...
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
And, now we ALL know what Sir Stonesalot is doing when
he's not posting...
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Think about it...
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
He's saying, "Give me a break!!! Give me a break!!!
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!!!"!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
POOP ON!!! lol............................. :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Forgive my youthful ignorance.
What are Benoit Balls and why does one substitute a knife
for them in vaguely described sexual activities?
"I don't want a knife anywhere *near* my paddy-enhanced dangler, Ronnie!"
-tSYX --- Miss Judy, she was moody, but she always didn't get her own way... |
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
TheSavageYoungXyzzy wrote:
Forgive my youthful ignorance.
What are Benoit Balls and why does one substitute a knife
for them in vaguely described sexual activities?
"I don't want a knife anywhere *near* my paddy-enhanced dangler, Ronnie!"
-tSYX --- Miss Judy, she was moody, but she always didn't get her own way...
Ben Wah balls (I assume them to be of oriental origin, as opposed to French as the spelling "benoit" would suggest) are metal spheres not unlike the ones Humphrey Bogart clicks together compulsively in "The Caine Mutiny" which are inserted into the ... what does the Kama Sutra call it, the yoni ... the friction of them sliding around allows a lady to pleasure herself while driving or answering the phone or making a quilt.
Back when Joey was eyeball deep in the putrid hell of the 'Nam, VC gals would put a one-sided razor blade up ...there...., and when GI Joe (or Joey) fell for the me so horny routine, he pulled out sliced baloney.
Ouch!
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| parmeda |
Well done, FPM...however, you missed one crucial point that may be of interest to our young Xyzzy.
"One must never attempt to pass a metal scanning security screening checkpoint, with the above mentioned inserted in one's body, unless they want to subject themselves into total embarrassment." |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Well done, FPM...however, you missed one crucial point that may be of interest to our young Xyzzy.
"One must never attempt to pass a metal scanning security screening checkpoint, with the above mentioned inserted in one's body, unless they want to subject themselves into total embarrassment."
HAHAHAHA.
Oh, man, that just made my evening.
These devices are actually carried around in one's proverbial non-marsupial pouch as one walks around? What happens if they cross the threshold of stimulation when you're driving or something?
FPM, your story is much terrifying to the Xyzzy, as our boy GI Joey might say.
-tSYX --- Watford gap! Watford gap! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Hey!!
Ya know what Matt? You are RIGHT!!
I AM an asshole! And a prick, and all sorts of nasty things. But at least I'm something...you are just a nothing. Eat a steaming bowl of my fuck. Please. Looky at that, I'm also polite!
>And, now we ALL know what Sir Stonesalot is doing when
he's not posting... <
You mean like working at saving the world? Well, at least my little slice of the world? You want to know what I did tonight while I wasn't posting? I had to call a father at his place of employment and tell him that his kid just blew his brains out. Later I gave instruction on how to clear an obstructed airway to a hysterical mother whose 5 year old boy was choking. The boy is fine now....I got another "save" pin.
So tell me MMD...what do YOU do while you aren't posting.
You know, Vietnamese restaurant's pay better for cats than Chinese or Korean restaurants. So if that selling your blood thing goes to hell, you can always make rent by selling off your pussy.
ba-RUMP-bump.
Bubble, bubble, toil 'n trouble.....
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| MarthaMyDear |
Mark, you need to quit PMSing, ok.?!?!?!
lol........................... Can you please just buy some
Midol and get the kind that makes you sleepy?!?!?!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's obvious your job
stresses you out and I understand that COMPLETELY and people
like you deserve MORE than pins, etc., but you need to CALM
DOWN and find SOME outlet to relieve the stress besides
taking it out in weird ways on others on message boards,
etc.... I have started working-out again and it is doing
WONDERS for me health-wise as I feel better and stronger,
etc., and I can notice even a SMALL change in the way I deal
with things just recently, etc.... Even therapy can be
good!!! lol........................... And, I've NEVER
donated blood (?!?!?!)... THAT'S an interesting one!!!
lol........................ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P I don't know where you
got THAT one from!!! lol........................ :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
But, I DO find the implication about selling my pussy
EXTREMELY offensive... Take care of that stress, ok.?!?!?!
JOIN A GYM!!! START POWER-WALKING AND/OR JOGGING!!! LISTEN TO
HOWARD STERN REGULARLY JUST TO LAUGH!!! DO *** SOMETHING ***
!!! lol........................ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P Christ!!!
lol........................ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P JUST CALM THE FUCK
DOWN, OK.?!?!?! CHRIST!!! lol........................ :P :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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| Joey |
" But I caution you...this is something Joey doesn't like to talk about. "
Damn Straight My Deer Hunting Brother ................
I have to put up new wallpaper in the bathroom twice a year .
M. Jackyfly ! |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
..and each time the only real dread I ever had to face was spending another Christmas Holiday with that no-talent Ass Wipe of a comic . My true solace during those years was the full knowledge that Johnny Carson was back home in the states busy stealing his material year after year after decade after decade until everyone really thought that the Sh## was Johnny's .
Gee, I wonder what THAT feels like....
"Apply handfulls of "hack" to my scumbag poster, Ronnie!" |
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| Joey |
" Gee, I wonder what THAT feels like....
"Apply handfulls of "hack" to my scumbag poster, Ronnie!"
You make young Joey weep and sh## liquid !!!!!
Why ?!?!?!
WHY ?!?!?!
Why must you make Joey use so much toilet paper this morning ???? -- WHY ?!?!?!
" Hit Me Ronnie "
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the Y !
Joeykins
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| Sir Stonesalot |
>find SOME outlet to relieve the stress besides
taking it out in weird ways on others on message boards,<
No WAY!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!Cracking UP!!!!!!It's too much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!Cracking UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!
I have to poop now.
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| Soul Survivor |
Yeah yeah hes dead.....whatever
Stonesalot, youve got a PM |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Maxy, Joey, have you considered a reunion tour yet?
I think it'd be great. Maxy, you could take your shirt off, play your guitar, sing "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", and Joey could tell all your jokes.
And you could throw some Benoit Balls, which I've just learned about, into the audience for good measure.
I don't think the dog can be worked into the act, though. Talk to Cohl.
-tSYX --- Most of the time... |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Oh man, MMD...I just realized that you thought I meant that you should sell your pussy, as in vagina.
I'm sorry, I thought you'd catch my word play there...I meant pussy, as in cat...you know like sell your cat to a Vietnamese restaurant to make rent.
Dang, it takes all the funny out of it if'n you gotta explain it.
I'd never suggest that you sell your vagina...well, unless you were gonna sell it to ME. I could make you an internet SUPERSTAR!!! We could make SCADS of money...and you'd never have to sell your blood, or your cat to a Vietnamese restaurant, to make your rent ever again!!
And it would only cost you 20%!!! What a deal!!! |
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| jb |
Is Bob Hope still dead? |
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| Joey |
" Is Bob Hope still dead? "
Yes . Hard as a Carp !
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| telecaster |
quote:
jb wrote:
Is Bob Hope still dead?
I heard Jesse Jackson screaming "keep Hope alive" so he must still be alive |
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| MarthaMyDear |
Fuck that... I'm not going to stoop to your low-fucking-life
level... I'm not the ONLY person around here who thinks
you're an asshole so at least I'm not in the minority!!! It
would just be nice if you took some Midol (and the kind that
makes you sleepy) to spare us your ugly exhistance, is all!!!
Have a great life, asshole!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
*** Martha ***
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Oh good grief!
Does no one have a sense of humor around here anymore?
Look MMD, I haven't been serious in this whole damn thread. I thought it was pretty damn obvious that this whole "I'm glad Bob Hope is dead" thing was a put on.
It's not my fault that you take everything so dang serious.
Besides, go back and read the thread...you flung poo at me first. I figured you were big enough to take a little teasing back.
Guess I was wrong.
But you know what...I'll still sleep well tonight, and the sun will rise again tomorrow. |
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| Roland |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
Entertainment today? Justin Timberlake, JLo, Ben Aflicted, Johnny (I hate the US)Depp, P Diddie, Eminem, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Ice Cube, Snoop Dog, etal
Give me Bob Hope, Dean Martin, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra
and a case of bourbon and anyday
What's the deal with Johnny Depp? Only time I knew of him saying anything political one way or the other was back in the '90's when he talked about how creepy Clinton was. I missed the hating the USA bit. |
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| Soul Survivor |
quote:
MarthaMyDear wrote:
Fuck that... I'm not going to stoop to your low-fucking-life
level... I'm not the ONLY person around here who thinks
you're an asshole so at least I'm not in the minority!!! It
would just be nice if you took some Midol (and the kind that
makes you sleepy) to spare us your ugly exhistance, is all!!!
Have a great life, asshole!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
*** Martha ***
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
wow.........
its just a fucking message board |
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