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Topic: BOB HOPE DEAD AT 100 Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4
07-28-03 05:15 PM
Joey " I consumed enough hootch this weekend to quaff the thirst of a three humped diabetic camel humping schlep in a Death Valley salt mine. "


I take it you are ready to drink again this evening ?????
07-28-03 05:25 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:
Joey wrote:
I take it you are ready to drink again this evening ?????



Like the fuzz right off the peach !

Anthing good on Prime Time tonight?

Will MTV cover the Toronto concert?

How dare anyone should miss another episode of Real World. LOL!
07-28-03 05:55 PM
Joey Nah , I gotta sober up this evening .

See everyone tomorrow .

And now , with your complete indulgence :

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY BOY !
07-28-03 06:01 PM
steel driving hammer Take the rest of the day off, you earned it.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=Larry+Hagman&ei=UTF-8

You've hit 3 Homeruns, Batted in 2 and Pinched Hit for Maxy!
07-28-03 08:37 PM
JaggaRichards I don't think Hope played govt. stooge during Nam.
It always seemed he was there for the sake of the G.I's, like he did in all the wars.
Hope was a good guy, lame jokes and all.
07-28-03 10:16 PM
MarthaMyDear I'm probably not going to be able to watch the news much for
a few days so I don't get depressed!!!
It's REALLY weird, but doesn't surprise me somehow,
that I was talking to my friend last night just HOURS before
he passed away ABOUT HIM, actually... He used to donate money
to a really good humane society (Rancho Santiago Humane
Society) that finds pets great homes, etc., and does NOT
euthanize them, etc., and I had to take three of my cats
there when I had to move, which was a terrible thing I never
want to go through again... lol.................... :P
So, in a SOME way, he helped my three cats get great homes
and they are PROBABLY living better than I am!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
More than friggin' LIKELY!!!
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P

Anyways, thank you, Bob, and rest in peace!!!
One less cool Gemini on this planet,
unfortunately!!!

*** Martha ***
07-29-03 01:33 AM
Sir Stonesalot Oh for fuck sake!

They guy made millions on the backs of the guys FIGHTING AND DYING for their country!

You know why Bob Hope donated a bunch of money to various and sundry charities? I got two words for ya...TAX BRACKET.

Bob represents his generation...and aside from ridding the world of Hitler(gotta admit, THAT was one of the all-time great things)...his generation totally fucked this country UP! I'm thankful that they are all dropping like flies. Bury 'em, and get to the business of fixing what they broke.

Tele....aside from Frank and the hootch...all crap....just like the talentless crap of today that you listed. Who would be my generation's Bob Hope? Toby Keith? Robin Williams?
07-29-03 03:06 AM
MarthaMyDear At least he's better-looking than you (and he's not even
good-looking) and, hence, has never made me want to upheave
my meal!!! CRACKING-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol................................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P I don't give a
shit WHAT he has done... If he helped MY cats in some small
way, that's all I give a shit about and he was DAMN HILARIOUS
with Mae West!!! What a fricking pair...
lol................................. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
:P :P :P

*** Martha ***
07-29-03 07:59 AM
riffhard64 Posted 07-28-03 12:37 PM
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I'll go one step further than FPM....I'm GLAD Bob Hope is dead
Just confirms what i already knew..SirBonedalot is a major leauge asshole...
07-29-03 08:27 AM
steel driving hammer That is bad karma isn't it.

For such a nice guy like Bob too.

07-29-03 08:55 AM
telecaster 6
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Oh for fuck sake!

They guy made millions on the backs of the guys FIGHTING AND DYING for their country!

You know why Bob Hope donated a bunch of money to various and sundry charities? I got two words for ya...TAX BRACKET.

Bob represents his generation...and aside from ridding the world of Hitler(gotta admit, THAT was one of the all-time great things)...his generation totally fucked this country UP! I'm thankful that they are all dropping like flies. Bury 'em, and get to the business of fixing what they broke.

Tele....aside from Frank and the hootch...all crap....just like the talentless crap of today that you listed. Who would be my generation's Bob Hope? Toby Keith? Robin Williams?



Look at it this way SS, in the way too soon future, Mick and Keith will die and some little shit kid will say they sucked anyway and were old farts were only in it for the money and dodged England for tax reasons and never contributed anything to music or society

It all comes around
[Edited by telecaster]
07-29-03 09:01 AM
Moonisup Isn't there any hope?
07-29-03 09:30 AM
Joey " Isn't there any hope? "

Yes , you MAY touch my monkey this evening !
07-29-03 09:42 AM
steel driving hammer " Yes , you MAY touch my monkey this evening "

With or without the white gloves?
07-29-03 02:07 PM
FPM C10
quote:
MarthaMyDear wrote:
...and he was DAMN HILARIOUS
with Mae West!!! What a fricking pair...
lol*** Martha ***



Well, I guess maybe he might have done something with Mae West...he did make more movies than Elvis, and all of the same fine cinematic brilliance...but are you sure you aren't thinking of W.C. Fields?

Now, if W.C. Fields had died yesterday at age 100, I would be in mourning. THAT guy was FUNNY.
07-29-03 03:09 PM
sirmoonie If Bob Hope were alive today, he would be an Eagles fan who loved nothing more than sitting up all night in mauve boxer shorts, drinking light beer, and e-trading terrorism futures.

{[[SWIIISSSHHHHHHH]]}

Steve: "There it is, from downtown! 30 days in rehab and he hasn't lost his stroke. Whatever the hell any of that meant..."

Miguel: "No. I try to esplane to you all de time, he had his grinkey amigos breeng heem....como se dice...."joothce? troo de weendows. 30 dayes! Mi culo! Basura!"
07-29-03 03:12 PM
jb Did he ever have a gay experience? Was Bing gay?
07-29-03 03:18 PM
sirmoonie What is bing gay?
07-29-03 03:19 PM
jb An analgesic rub which burns like hell if it gets on you sac...
07-29-03 03:21 PM
sirmoonie I guess god put the sac too close to the anal gesic.
07-29-03 03:23 PM
jb Ever try Ben wah balls on a chick?
07-29-03 03:26 PM
Sir Stonesalot First off, I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks about The Stones now, or in the future. I know what I think, and in MY book, that is all that counts. I could care less what they will say about the Stones in 2025, it means nothing to me. Hell, I could already be dead by then. So what is the difference.

Secondly, I don't give a flying fuck what Blowhard64 thinks of me. That little girl is less than nothing, so what she thinks is completely irrelevant.

Thirdly, what the hell do CATS have to do with anything. As far as I'm concerned, cats make very good General Tso's "Chicken". I'm higher on the food chain, and cats don't count for nothing except good eating.

Fourthly, I never claimed to be a raving beauty. I will say this, if you though Bob Hope was better looking than me, then I want you to share whatever you are smoking with me. You are obviously hallucinating. And that sounds like fun right now.

BOB HOPE IS DEAD!!!! YAY FOR ME!!!! I'M NOT DEAD, SO I WIN!!!!!
07-29-03 03:27 PM
sirmoonie Ben wah?

Wha.....?

"Bing my sac, Ronaldo!"
07-29-03 03:27 PM
Joey " Ever try Ben wah balls on a chick? "

In Vietnam , some of the V.C. Women used razor blades instead of Ben Wah Balls ---- Big Difference when your Rock Hard after seven months in the rice paddies !!!!!!!!!

{{ Joey Cong }}
07-29-03 03:28 PM
egon and i thought my tuesday night was gonna be dull...
07-29-03 03:30 PM
parmeda I don't give a rat's ass what the stage in Toronto looks like...
I don't give a rat's ass what SS looks like...
He's always gonna be my knight in shining armour. There! I said it...
07-29-03 03:33 PM
sirmoonie Stoney is a lot better looking that Bob Hope. Bob Hope looked like some shoved Bing wah rice balls down his neck!
07-29-03 03:36 PM
jb I've been told I am a master at cunninglus(:
07-29-03 03:39 PM
sirmoonie He's dead. And all the lingus in the world isn't going to bring him back.
07-29-03 03:40 PM
jb Not to be graphic, but I have been told it is the tip of the vagina, not the actual clitoris, that promotes the most pleasure!!!
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