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June 21st, 2005 08:30 PM
LadyJane
quote:
SheRat wrote:


I think maybe LJ told me while we were on the phone, but I was drunk and I've forgotten.



YOU..drunk??? Never...

I DO possess the great secret knowledge...as with most things...it's hard to hide the dirt from me.

One of these days...I'm writing a tell all book...then we'll all know where most of the bodies are buried!!

LJ.
June 21st, 2005 08:35 PM
jb I may have actually losrt a fucking bench trial today!!! I am awaiting the decision....What a fucking prick the Judge was!!!
June 21st, 2005 08:42 PM
telecaster
quote:
jb wrote:
I may have actually losrt a fucking bench trial today!!! I am awaiting the decision....What a fucking prick the Judge was!!!



Was he a Beatles fan?
June 21st, 2005 08:45 PM
parmeda Don't fret it, jb...it's only a trial.

There are worse things you could lose in this life...



Here's something that should cheer you up!
Did you know that tele "was" a virgin?

It's true!
...I know it for a fact!

Who do you think broke his cherry? ...Ha!

June 21st, 2005 08:47 PM
jb Hi Pam...Tele a virgin...like the run away bride and fiancee? I think they were called "Born again Virgins"...that's one for the gentiles!!!


As for the trial, all I can say is the judge incompetent, my client a fucking ass-hole, and they may have cost me a few thousand..............
[Edited by jb]
June 21st, 2005 08:53 PM
parmeda No, jb...tele's not THAT type of virgin.
But he was in a sense, lol


Incompetent judges and asshole clients are a dime a dozen.
...and money is just a piece of paper, my friend. You could wipe your ass with it if you choose.

I'm going to give pug a huge hug for you next week.
Don't worry...it won't be taken as a gay-thing.
I promise.


June 21st, 2005 08:59 PM
telecaster
quote:
jb wrote:
Hi Pam...Tele a virgin...like the run away bride and fiancee? I think they were called "Born again Virgins"...that's one for the gentiles!!!

[Edited by jb]



jb that chick is so wacked I find myself oddly........ attracted to her. Plus she has "C" cups

It is true, as of last Friday I am no longer a virgin

Parmy I just finished the last Pix. Thanks again
June 21st, 2005 09:04 PM
parmeda I would have had those Pixies demolished before midnight Friday, tele...

...you're very welcome, you sweet thang!


Have any plans for next week?
Wanna catch pug on Saturday?
Let me know...I'd love to buy you a few for your birthday!
We will definately do martinis this time.
I don't work on Sundays



June 22nd, 2005 02:46 AM
gypsy
quote:
jb wrote:
Hi Pam...Tele a virgin...like the run away bride and fiancee? I think they were called "Born again Virgins"...that's one for the gentiles!!!


As for the trial, all I can say is the judge incompetent, my client a fucking ass-hole, and they may have cost me a few thousand..............
[Edited by jb]



I'm sorry about your bad luck, jb. I hope that things will turn around for you. You are a great friend and a great attorney. You deserve to win and come out ahead. I want you to get your dream car by the end of this year. I know that you are ambitious enough to make that dream a reality.
June 22nd, 2005 03:19 PM
gypsy joey! LOOK ^ A young Christi Shake, circa 2002!
June 22nd, 2005 03:22 PM
Joey
" Howard was in a meeting over at SIRIUS yesterday when someone asked whether or not his show there would be pornographic. Howard was amazed that this person would ask him a question like that because since he has worked with him in the past, Howard thought he would know better. Howard said he has no plans on doing any kind of pornographic show and thought the worst thing would be some "salty" language because he hates that he can't say some things he wants to say. Howard said he got the "Dump Report" from yesterday's show and could not believe some of the things that were on it. He said they even dumped out when Robin almost, accidentally said the s-word, but she didn't say it, (nor had she even intended to say it). Tom came in to argue that she did, which is why it was on the list, but Robin recalled that it was a quick, unintentional slip of the tongue that wasn't even the full word. Howard again asked Tom to let him out of his contract. Howard wanted Tom to get SIRIUS radio in his Porsche so he could listen to the new show on his way to work everyday and then call in to tell everyone what he would have bleeped had it been on terrestrial radio. This caused Howard to ask if Tom thought he would even have to come into the station as early as he does now after Howard leaves. Tom said it would depend on who they get to replace Howard. Howard said they even dumped out a bunch of references to SIRIUS yesterday. Howard said he really didn't care, he just wished they'd let him go. "

http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php


June 22nd, 2005 03:23 PM
glencar Omigosh! I saw a NYS license on a red Grand Prix that was "1PUG"! Someone quick, tell Puggy!
June 22nd, 2005 03:26 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:
joey! LOOK ^ A young Christi Shake, circa 2002!




Thank You Gypsy ........................

This young woman has got real ' talent ' .

June 22nd, 2005 03:27 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
Omigosh! I saw a NYS license on a red Grand Prix that was "1PUG"! Someone quick, tell Puggy!



" Howard took a call from Pinocchio Dave, who was supposed to refrain from harassing Howard after losing a beauty pageant to him last year. Dave wanted to know if Howard would be bringing "Bob and Ray" back. Howard said that "Bob and Ray" were kind of controversial and may be the only fictional characters ever fined by the FCC, who didn't realize they were actually Howard and Robin's modularized voices. Howard said the dirty duo would definitely make appearances on SIRIUS. Next up, Howard took a call from regular caller, Bobo who had just heard that the E! show had been cancelled. Howard said he would keep quiet for another week or two, but did say that his contract with E! was up soon. He said he had a great story to tell, but needed to wait a few weeks before he could tell it. E! show Executive Producer, Robin Radzinski, came in to confirm that the last live E! show would be taped on July 1st and the last original E! shows will run the week of July 4th. Howard then tried to take a call from someone named Ricky, but Ricky had been on hold too long and was sound a sleep "


http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php
June 22nd, 2005 03:28 PM
glencar I'm thinking of getting Sirius but not quite yet!
June 22nd, 2005 03:29 PM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
I'm thinking of getting Sirius but not quite yet!



I am quite visibly shaken to the core about the " E! " show going off the air .



.......................................................
[ Edited by Bubbles ]
[Edited by Joey]
June 22nd, 2005 03:30 PM
glencar Why> Everything's 'blue-dotted' out. Ain't no fun Ronnie!
June 22nd, 2005 03:31 PM
voodoopug
quote:
glencar wrote:
Omigosh! I saw a NYS license on a red Grand Prix that was "1PUG"! Someone quick, tell Puggy!



thanks for the notice....your keen eyes are a credit to us all!
June 22nd, 2005 03:33 PM
glencar My keen eyes guard us all & spot inneresting license plates. I did see one obvious loser with a "Love America Hate Bush" sticker on da bumper. I wonder if he realizes yet why he got the finger?
June 22nd, 2005 05:33 PM
voodoopug
quote:
glencar wrote:
My keen eyes guard us all & spot inneresting license plates. I did see one obvious loser with a "Love America Hate Bush" sticker on da bumper. I wonder if he realizes yet why he got the finger?



that may have been FPM driving in his suburban pug army assault vehicle
June 22nd, 2005 07:23 PM
FPM C10
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


that may have been FPM driving in his suburban pug army assault vehicle





You can't miss me!


If he wants to give the gig to everyone in New York who loves America but hates Bush he's gonna need a bigger finger. That's a...pardon the pun..."Blue" state.
June 22nd, 2005 07:50 PM
glencar Yes but take away NYC & we're a bit more politically sophisticated, i.e. "red"!
June 22nd, 2005 08:49 PM
FPM C10
quote:
glencar wrote:
Yes but take away NYC & we're a bit more politically sophisticated, i.e. "red"!



Oh yeah, NYC is full of slack-jawed yokels. The true sophisticates live in Poughkeepsie.

PA's the same way. It's only blue by grace of the places with museums and symphony orchestras and horrible liberal stuff like that. The real Americans out here in Bumfuck voted the way God told them to vote.
June 23rd, 2005 10:28 AM
Joey
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:


Oh yeah, NYC is full of slack-jawed yokels. The true sophisticates live in Poughkeepsie.

PA's the same way. It's only blue by grace of the places with museums and symphony orchestras and horrible liberal stuff like that. The real Americans out here in Bumfuck voted the way God told them to vote.




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



June 23rd, 2005 07:21 PM
glencar Being culturally sophisticated does not IN ANY WAY make one politically sophisticated. Who could ever forget the infamous line by Pauline Kael that went: "How did Nixon win? I don't know anyone who voted for him."
June 24th, 2005 09:29 AM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
"How did Nixon win? I don't know anyone who voted for him."




The Silent Majority .


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
June 24th, 2005 11:06 AM
glencar Of course, Joey. You're wise beyond your years.
June 24th, 2005 11:23 AM
Joey

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160579,00.html
June 24th, 2005 11:24 AM
glencar I'll have to set my VCR!
June 24th, 2005 11:26 AM
Joey
quote:
glencar wrote:
I'll have to set my VCR!




Bushie43's Presidency may end the way Nixon's did .....

Developing ................................

Shiver .....................................

Smacky ! ™
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