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| Ctiger2 |
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nankerphelge wrote:
I agree -- I don't want him doing it either.
Hey Jon -- feel free to hang it up any time now!
AMEN |
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| jb |
Bon Jovi is for gay lords. |
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| KeithRichards210 |
If BJ quit right now he'd be doing us all a big favor. |
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| parmeda |
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Gazza wrote:
Another thing that gets me seriously upset - Ritchie Sambuca, Sambora or whatever he's called - and Cher.
I'm rollin' here...
I bet you were banging the shit out of your keyboard with that one, lmao |
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| TomL |
Jon...It's your life and u just farted, lets not get anything else started.... |
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| UGot2Rollme |
TomL inspired me...
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Living on Sprayed Hair
Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Johnny used to work on the docks
but his hair got all messy
he was down on his luck...it�s tough, so tough
Richie bugs his barber all day
Gimme a mullet, whatever.. I�ll pay
For love - for love
He says we�ve got to hold on to what we�ve got
�cause it doesn�t make a difference
If our band�s good or not
We�ve got our hair and that�s a lot
For love - we�ll give it a shot
Chorus:
Whooah, we�re half way there
Livin� on sprayed hair
Take my brush and we�ll make it - I swear
Livin� on sprayed hair
Tico�s gotten fat as a pig,
Can�t play his drums, so he eats taco�s instead
mouth too full to talk - it�s tough
Johnny dreams of being so gay,
When he cries in the night
Richie whispers baby it�s okay, someday�
We�ve got to hold on to what we�ve got
�cause it doesn�t make a difference
If our songs good or not
We�ve got our hair and that�s a lot
For love - we�ll give it a shot
Chorus
We�ve got to hold on ready or not
You live for the spray when it�s all that you�ve got
Chorus
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For Richie:
http://www.mulletlovers.com/
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| Jumacfly |
this Thread is fu..ng hilarious.....i ll try to post more BJ pics tonight to keep on laughing 
cheers
JU |
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| gimmekeef |
I can remember like it was yesterday.Bon Jovi's big night on national TV from the Meadowlands Stadium.They had the stage moved so far forward to hide the 70,000 empty seats it was hilarious!Yes we'll all miss you BJ!!!! |
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| Gazza |
>Living on Sprayed Hair
Stan, thou hast hereby been anointed Poet Laureate of Rocks Off
Keep the barbs, ridicule and downright abuse comin' folks. |
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| jb |
[quote]jb wrote:
Bon Jovi is for gay lords.
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| Joey |
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| UGot2Rollme |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
>Stan, thou hast hereby been anointed Poet Laureate of Rocks Off
Am I truly worthy of this award? I think not, but I will honor thee with all due respect to the Lords (Gazza and Voodoo) of Rocks Off.
And we of course are forever protected by Sir Stones Alot. |
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| MarthaMyDear |
Um, no... lol........... WE are forever protected by Sir Michael JAGGER!!! lol.. Well... At least my hormones are!!! And, thank God for THAT!!! lol....... WHATEVER the hell THAT means, and shit!!! lol........ PEACE!!! :P   lol..
*** Martha *** |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Another thing that gets me seriously upset - Ritchie Sambuca, Sambora or whatever he's called - and Cher. Together. In the same bed. Having sex. I mean, come on...the thought of that is enough to make you sick. Can you imagine all the posing that would pass for foreplay?
That's upsetting??!!! Personally I could care less. But having said that I suppose I'd find it more amusing that upsetting. Like they say it feels so good to make up for it looking so stupid. But yeah, I suppose Cher needs a few encores.
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| Gazza |
Er...its a figure of speech, not meant to be taken literally.
Indulge me, TTM. I've an image as a Bon Jovi hater that I'm very anxious to uphold. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
[quote]Gazza wrote:
>Er...its a figure of speech, not meant to be taken literally.<
Oh.
>Indulge me, TTM. I've an image as a Bon Jovi hater that I'm very anxious to uphold.<
I don't "hate" Bon Jovi. He and his band are a bore...well so what? I wouldn't even mind, necessarily, making love to Cher...provided I wouldn't have to be around at the stroke of midnight when the coach turns back into a pumpkin. There is an element of Show Business in all this. Even the Stones aren't totally real.
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| Jumacfly |
Well, enjoy everybody :
After Dylan please welcome the new Victoria secret campaign....
the American Joconde
Super Twat...
cheers
JU |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Thanks Ju. That's too much. I'm just glad the Stones hired Andrew when they did. Can you imagine how much different history would be if they had hired Bon Jovi's PR department?
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| Gazza |
Christ on a bike, Ju - what are you trying to do to me here?
How could any self respecting heterosexual with a modicum of embarrassment possibly pose for photos like that and NOT think.."Destroy these - I look like a complete and utter wanker" ?
I think I owe Jon Bon an apology for calling him a poodle for all these years. He looks more like a fucking Afghan hound with haemorrhoids. |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Thanks Ju. That's too much. I'm just glad the Stones hired Andrew when they did. Can you imagine how much different history would be if they had hired Bon Jovi's PR department?
you re welcome !!
I haven t seen such an awful brushing since Chewbacka in Star Wars ..
"have you seen your brushing Bj, growing in the shadow?" |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
Christ on a bike, Ju - what are you trying to do to me here?
How could any self respecting heterosexual with a modicum of embarrassment possibly pose for photos like that and NOT think.."Destroy these - I look like a complete and utter wanker" ?
I think I owe Jon Bon an apology for calling him a poodle for all these years. He looks more like a fucking Afghan hound with haemorrhoids.
Gazza, i was waiting for your answer
BTW, JBJ should sell Wolf Puss coats, so he could make money and stop breaking our hears indeed... |
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| Monkey Woman |
Just imagine JBJ in a bad hair day...  |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
I think I owe Jon Bon an apology for calling him a poodle for all these years.
Look he had really bad handlers. I felt the same way about David Cassidy once. I feel sorry for those types in a way.
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| Gazza |
>Look he had really bad handlers
From here it looks more like he has really bad ANTLERS! |
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| Monkey Woman |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Look he had really bad handlers.
That's the problem, this band needs a poodle, or afghan hound, or wookie handler... |
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| corgi37 |
Imagine JBJ getting a Brazillian wax? The bees would have to work over time to get that much...oh no, i'm thinking of honey. Well, it would take alot of wax strips to smooth out that hairy mofo, thats for sure. |
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| jb |
I don't like his music, but there is no questioning that JBJ is a very handsome man-albeit a little short. |
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| Joey |
You raise an interesting point there . I personally have often felt ........................ Wait !!! Oh, Oh , I must leave now and go :
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