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| Joey |
I would like to  and  you !!!!!!!
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| Saint Sway |
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The band's current release - 'This Left Feels Right' - is their 11th and POSSIBLY FINAL ALBUM.
BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD IN A LONG WHILE!!
I used to frequent this site to get my daily Stones fix. But lately I've been coming here for the laughs. Whats with all these ass clowns like Bon Jovi and Kid Rock talking smack about the Stones??? These jokers need to look in the mirror.
Poor JBJ. All that hair spray must of rotted his brain. The poor guy has no idea how contradicting and self-mocking EVERY SINGLE LINE of that interview is. |
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| Angiegirl |
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Saint Sway wrote:
All that hair spray must of rotted his brain.
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| parmeda |
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Gazza wrote:
Suffice to say, it's on a par with how Josh feels about the Beatles. Yep - THAT much. And at least Josh never had to sit through The Beatles as an opening act waiting for the Stones to come on. Utter torture. It was like having weights attached to my scrotum for an hour.
LMAO indeed!
But Gazza...why in the hell would you SIT through it?
Get up and 'work the room', so-to-speak...and raise havoc in the concession areas. You know, like I do!
I can't tell you how many times I've gotten up within the first 3 minutes of an opening act, knowing damn well the band SUCKED...only to go out and do like Columbus -- and discover SOMETHING else, lol. |
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| UGot2Rollme |
SO... FOR THOSE BJ CD HOLDERS OUT THERE...DON'T YOU FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY.. AREN'T YOU INSPIRED TO TOSS YOUR CD'S OUT INTO THE GENTLE SPRING AIR LIKE A FUCKING HAIRSPRAYED FRISBEE?
PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR....IT WILL BE VERY LIBERATING!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Dang....that does sound like fun.
The only thing is...I don't have any Bon Jovi CDs, and I'm not spending anything to buy any either.
I'd like to spend an hour or so shooting Bon Jovi CDS outta the sky like so many skeet!
PULL! thwup thwup thwup BLAMMO!!! |
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| gypsy |
I have never owned a Bon Jovi cassette or cd either. I didn't even like them back in high school, when all of the other girls did.
SS, I vaguely remember when you snubbed JBJ at the turnpike...he was steamed cuz you didn't want his autograph, right? |
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| jb |
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gypsy wrote:
I have never owned a Bon Jovi cassette or cd either. I didn't even like them back in high school, when all of the other girls did.
SS, I vaguely remember when you snubbed JBJ at the turnpike...he was steamed cuz you didn't want his autograph, right?
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I don't know if he was steamed...but he was definately stunned. |
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| Joey |
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gypsy wrote:
I have never owned a Bon Jovi cassette or cd either. I didn't even like them back in high school, when all of the other girls did.
SS, I vaguely remember when you snubbed JBJ at the turnpike...he was steamed cuz you didn't want his autograph, right?
Gimme a  ! !
Gimme a  ! !
Gimme a  ! !
Gimme a  ! !
What's that Spell ?!?!
Yeeeeaaaaah
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| Gazza |
>LMAO indeed!
But Gazza...why in the hell would you SIT through it?
Get up and 'work the room', so-to-speak...and raise havoc in the concession areas. You know, like I do!
Ah if only it had been that easy,Pammy!
It was in the middle of a 90,000 crowd in a massive field on a racecourse in Paris in 1995. General admission!! Its not like I could have arrived just before the Stones came on. I was lucky that I got a lift to both shows from my friend Christian who lives just outside Paris and who I was staying with all week. The Stones played two shows there. The first night I was lucky to get a VIP pass so I was able to hang out in that area and even got to meet and get photographed with Darryl Jones and Jerry Hall. Equally as wonderful was the fact I was able to stay out of the searing heat AND miss Bon Jovi's set. At one point whilst we roamed around the VIP area looking for the right "tent", we ended up sitting outside Bon Jovi's dressing room area. Their stage clothes were hanging up inside. It was the only time in my adult life I've contemplated being an arsonist as a career option.
The second night I didnt have a VIP pass and had to clench my buttocks through an hour of utter drivel, the most cliched lyrics in rock history and endless posing by The Singing Poodle and that fucking dork who poked Heather Locklear (and Cher, God help us..) They even had the nerve to open with "Rockin all over the world" for fucks sake. As a John Fogerty fan, I was outraged. Then he started spewing on about how pleased to bits he was at meeting his heroes ("guess who met Keith Richards today" he droned on and on without mercy - cue 90,000 ++blank friggin' stares++). To add insult to injury, he tried to improve things by bringing on Steve Van Zandt. Even as a big Springsteen fan,I was still somewhat unimpressed.
The Stones came on afterwards, there was a cloudburst within five minutes and they proceeded to play a great show in the heaviest downpour I've ever experienced at a concert in my life (the bootleg wasnt called "Storm At Longchamps" for nothing). They were fucking brilliant, I got absolutely drenched so much that my underwear all but disappeared up my ass and had the time of my life in the end.
But I still have nightmares about how cheesy Bon Jovi were. It wasnt pleasant.
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| Jumacfly |
Keep On Laughing guys!!!
nice week end everybody!  |
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| Jumacfly |
This one is for you gazza ... |
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| gypsy |
The first thing that comes to mind upon viewing the above pic is...
...WOLF PUSS! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Actually, the first thing I thought of was....Puss.
As in, that guy is such a puss. |
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| Jumacfly |
You're right SS!! |
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| Jumacfly |
LOl Gazza!!!!!!!!!
As a man of whealth and taste i see you ve really loved this picture!!
another one?? first the Super BLow, then the Super Bon?? LOLOLOLOL  |
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| UGot2Rollme |
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Gazza wrote:
...we ended up sitting outside Bon Jovi's dressing room area. Their stage clothes were hanging up inside. It was the only time in my adult life I've contemplated being an arsonist as a career option.
Gazza.. if you ever have that opportunity again, we will pay all of your legal fees, Bro! |
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| parmeda |
Great story Gazza
...I laughed my ass off
You are sooooo descriptive!
Had to wipe off the runny mascara and read it twice. |
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| sammy davis jr. |
He isn't BJ for nothing......The gayest non-gay music-type of person (I use the term loosely) ever. My idea of torture: Listening to the plinkety plink intro to "Runaway" over and over.... I also love how he completely ripped off "Don't Let Me Down" by the Beatles for the gay "I Would Die For You".....so fucking blatant. |
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| LadyJane |
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parmeda wrote:
Great story Gazza
...I laughed my ass off
You are sooooo descriptive!
Had to wipe off the runny mascara and read it twice.
Me too, Pammy!!
Gazza's posts are killing me. This whole thread is hilarious.
Seriously...I can tolerate just about ANY music. I detest every single song they have ever recorded.
BJ opening for the Stones? Who the Hell came up with that idea? Yuck!!
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| Poplar |
this board needed a laugh. by jovi, we got one.
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| MarthaMyDear |
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*** Martha *** |
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| Gazza |
Another thing that gets me seriously upset - Ritchie Sambuca, Sambora or whatever he's called - and Cher. Together. In the same bed. Having sex. I mean, come on...the thought of that is enough to make you sick. Can you imagine all the posing that would pass for foreplay?
With all that plastic surgery and all those bits that have been lifted and rearranged into other parts of her body - how would you know what part of her you're REALLY having carnal relations with. I mean, he could be screwing her armpit for all he knew. Except there would be more room.
I wonder does Heather Locklear ever throw up at the thought of it.
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| MarthaMyDear |
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I mean, he could be screwing her armpit for all he knew. Except there would be more room.
Not necessarily. :P
*** Martha *** |
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| corgi37 |
I dont have any bon jovi cd's to toss out the window either. But, i have a good idea. Download some songs, put them on a cheap CD-R and toss THAT out the window. That way you accomplish several things.
1. You made a statement and defended our band.
2. You tossed out some truly shit music.
3. You ripped them off and didnt pay for their music!!
Any band with a member called Tico, has got to be shit. Unless, its a Mexican band or something.
I loved the story where JBJ ordered Tico and that little bass player (who seems to have disappeared) to get liposuction some years ago. What a jerk. And how bloody stupid does his glow in the dark whiter than humanly possible teeth look in their last film clip? The biggest shame was the JBJ was in a vampire film produced by John Carpenter.
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| gotdablouse |
Agreed on all counts, JBJ sounds like the little guy who tells the big guy he's going to kick his ass but will pass for now...
Having said that, I for one would be happier if since 1994, the Stones had interested in themseleves in the music (the reason we're all here for I suppose) rather than making boatloads of money, not that there's anything wrong with that, except when it makes you lose sight of what got you there. |
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