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| glencar |
Did you see those boyos trying to get the Irish illegals legalized? That's a big cause these days. |
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| Joey |
" Although I am hopeful that he won't serve out his term, I don't think that's what he had in mind when he said that. So three more years of keeping our hand in the meatgrinder is "a blink of an eye?"
Look for Cheney to resign sometime within the next few months for " Health Reasons " . Only then can John McCain become Veep ( see : Gerald Ford , 1973 )
" McCain would make a good Prez. Ronnie "
Joey " Bebe " Rebozzo ! ® |
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| Break The Spell |
Mr. Dick, the next Spiro T. Agnew?? |
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| glencar |
I'd love to see McCain win if only to shut the other side up. |
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| Ihavelotsajam |
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
In the new show, Chef is brainwashed by the "Super Adventure Club" - thought to be a veiled reference to Scientology.
The other characters are angry at "that fruity little club for scrambling his brains".
Hayes did not participate in the episode but his lines were apparently patched together from previous recordings.
Chef arrives after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club and repeatedly tells the children he wants to "make sweet love" to them.
The children take him to a psychiatrist and then a strip club, where he remembers his love for women and is cured.
But he is brainwashed by the Super Adventure Club again - before falling off a bridge and being burned, stabbed and mauled by a lion and a grizzly bear.
At his funeral, one of the children says: "A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days.
"Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.
"But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile."
Um... this sounds like a trainwreck... I love South Park, and Chef was probablythe funniest character after Cartman, but this really sounds like a trainwreck. Couldn't they just get someone elses voice? They never have any real celeb voices anyway-- always impersonators. Couldn't they just do the same and just maybe reduce Chef's role in the show? |
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| Joey |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
Mr. Dick, the next Spiro T. Agnew??
Damn Straight My Stonesian Brother ......
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| pdog |
Paris Hilton is a bigger skank than Nixon! |
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| Joey |
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pdog wrote:
Paris Hilton is a bigger skank than Nixon!
From Paris Hilton's Diaries :
**** Paris reviews her favorite book : " THE POWER BROKER " *******
" But ' The Power Broker ' is first and foremost a brilliant multidimensional portrait of a man-an extraordinary man who, denied power within the normal framework of the democratic process, stepped outside that framework to grasp power sufficient to shape a great city and to hold sway over the very texture of millions of lives. We see how Moses began: the handsome, intellectual young heir to the world of Our Crowd; an idealist. How, rebuffed by the entrenched political establishment, he fought for the power to accomplish his ideals. How he first created a miraculous flowering of parks and parkways, playlands and beaches-and then ultimately brought down on the city the smog-choked aridity of our urban landscape, the endless miles of (never sufficient) highway, the hopeless sprawl of Long Island, the massive failures of public housing, and countless other barriers to humane living. How, inevitably, the accumulation of power became an end in itself. "
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| jb |
She is simply purrfect!!!!!!!! |
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| Joey |
" She is simply purrfect!!!!!!!!"
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I hate Tom Cruise.
So here is a picture of the titties that his baby will suckle on....
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| Break The Spell |
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Joey wrote:
This one makes my insides very happy. Also makes me kinda hungry. |
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| the good |
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FPM C10 wrote:
That describes ALL religions, doesn't it?
That's possible. But in the case of scientology, there can be no doubt. |
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| voodoopug |
i hate tom cruise |
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| glencar |
He is a horrid actor at this point. That War Of The Worlds made me ill. |
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| pdog |
That movie sucked... |
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| glencar |
Yes & it wasn't only his fault... |
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| pdog |
All his movies sucked... Take that back, Colleteral was good, b/c of Foxx... |
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| Break The Spell |
Now we have MI:3 to look foward to!! :} |
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| glencar |
I actually looked forward to MI: The first one but then they made what's his name the bad guy & I hated that effing thing. |
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| Angiegirl |
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pdog wrote:
All his movies sucked...
Oh come on, you guys all cherish Cocktail in your collections, I just know it. Y'all are so gay. |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Angiegirl wrote:
Oh come on, you guys all cherish Cocktail in your collections, I just know it. Y'all are so gay.
Its nothing compared to the genius of Rainman and Days of Thunder. |
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| glencar |
That was on TV the other night & it was so bad it made me cry. Yet I watched it till the end... |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Well. He ain't no Bogart.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Tom Cruise to Take Over for Saddam Hussein in War Crimes Trial
by Kamal El-Din
Unconfirmed sources report that Tom Cruise will be taking over for Saddam Hussein in an attempt to boost ratings for Saddam's war crimes trial. The trial which has been plagued by poor ratings and numerous production delays is in danger of being cancelled if it cannot reverse it's ratings slide. Tom Cruise is already in Iraq and will be taking Saddam's place in the dock as early as tomorrow. Pentagon executives expect the Cruise Saddam switch will have an immediate affect on the flagging mini-series' ratings.
In what is being called the role of a life time, Hollywood mega-star Tome Cruise has accepted his most difficult role to date. With almost no training or rehearsal time Cruise will be expected to make a half trillion dollar effort pay off. It's a huge gamble for the star, but one that fans and critics alike are eager to see.
"I'm truly disappointed that he has accepted this role." Says fellow super star Russell Crowe. "I mean, it is a great opportunity for Tom, but I really wanted to take the role myself. My agents tells me I was the second choice behind Tom. That lucky dog."
"This is probably the only thing that could save this doomed program." Says Hollywood hit maker Aaron Spelling. "The trial has been a total bust. Poor presentation, slow plot development and an utter lack of suspense make this show trial one of the worst I have ever seen. Really, we know how it is all gong to turn out and with Saddam's spotty performances this thing was headed for a slow agonizing death. With Cruise in the lead…now that is a different story. Cruise will build a connection with the audience and find a way to get people rooting for Saddam. I'm thinking Oscar if he can pull this off.
Cruise is expected to play the role for several months until Saddam is found guilty and sentenced to life in prison.
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| Angiegirl |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Tom Cruise to Take Over for Saddam Hussein in War Crimes Trial
by Kamal El-Din
Unconfirmed sources report that Tom Cruise will be taking over for Saddam Hussein in an attempt to boost ratings for Saddam's war crimes trial. The trial which has been plagued by poor ratings and numerous production delays is in danger of being cancelled if it cannot reverse it's ratings slide. Tom Cruise is already in Iraq and will be taking Saddam's place in the dock as early as tomorrow. Pentagon executives expect the Cruise Saddam switch will have an immediate affect on the flagging mini-series' ratings.
In what is being called the role of a life time, Hollywood mega-star Tome Cruise has accepted his most difficult role to date. With almost no training or rehearsal time Cruise will be expected to make a half trillion dollar effort pay off. It's a huge gamble for the star, but one that fans and critics alike are eager to see.
"I'm truly disappointed that he has accepted this role." Says fellow super star Russell Crowe. "I mean, it is a great opportunity for Tom, but I really wanted to take the role myself. My agents tells me I was the second choice behind Tom. That lucky dog."
"This is probably the only thing that could save this doomed program." Says Hollywood hit maker Aaron Spelling. "The trial has been a total bust. Poor presentation, slow plot development and an utter lack of suspense make this show trial one of the worst I have ever seen. Really, we know how it is all gong to turn out and with Saddam's spotty performances this thing was headed for a slow agonizing death. With Cruise in the lead…now that is a different story. Cruise will build a connection with the audience and find a way to get people rooting for Saddam. I'm thinking Oscar if he can pull this off.
Cruise is expected to play the role for several months until Saddam is found guilty and sentenced to life in prison.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Angiegirl wrote:
Oh come on, you guys all cherish Cocktail in your collections, I just know it. Y'all are so gay.
LOL Angie,Top Gun comes to mind as well!!
"take my breath away" is my medicine in case of digestive problems. |
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| Angiegirl |
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Jumacfly wrote:
LOL Angie,Top Gun comes to mind as well!!
"take my breath away" is my medicine in case of digestive problems.
Oh yeah! Top Gun... Sigh. Cruise's masterpiece. The song makes me cry...
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| SweetVirginia |
There's always this cinimatic
masterwork:
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| Angiegirl |
Yeah, but that's got Brad. You know, like, it has Brad in it. |
