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| jb |
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html |
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| egon |
Happt St Pat My jewish wealthy lawyer friend
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| jb |
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egon wrote:
Happt St Pat My jewish wealthy lawyer friend
Thank you Egon...........how is the Amsrterdam Summitt shaping up...also, how is 2nd show selling? Any better than initial 8k figures? Regards-Wealthy, Jew, Lawyer. |
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| speedfreakjive |
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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
Thats disgusting, poor man. |
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" Man severs own penis, throws it at officers "
" Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Smashing car windows
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. "
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| egon |
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jb wrote:
Thank you Egon...........how is the Amsrterdam Summitt shaping up...
It is not.....yet. |
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| glencar |
Egon, hopefully you'll make the LOndon shows! |
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| jb |
I like that picture of us!!! |
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| Break The Spell |
Gives a whole new meaning to the cops saying "would you please put the 'weapon' down and put your hands where I can see them". |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
Egon, hopefully you'll make the LOndon shows!
I will come to London if I can get seats in first 3 rows...is this possible as don't the Euros have what's called a "pitch" for up front General Admissions? Please advise immediately..thanks |
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| egon |
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glencar wrote:
Egon, hopefully you'll make the LOndon shows!
Gleny, are you trying to kill me?
It's true that i am richer than jb,
but currently my cash has been invested in several
interesting projects (internet, network marketing
and someting called a pyramide game) |
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| egon |
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jb wrote:
I like that picture of us!!!
I like us! |
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| speedfreakjive |
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jb wrote:
I will come to London if I can get seats in first 3 rows...is this possible as don't the Euros have what's called a "pitch" for up front General Admissions? Please advise immediately..thanks
I don't think so. Just seats. |
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| jb |
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egon wrote:
I like us!
In lauderdale, a woman promised to masterbate to me after show!!!! I got horny, but lil JB was with me!!! |
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| glencar |
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egon wrote:
Gleny, are you trying to kill me?
It's true that i am richer than jb,
but currently my cash has been invested in several
interesting projects (internet, network marketing
and someting called a pyramide game)
Now why would I kill my only operative in France? |
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| egon |
goddamn, it seems i'm going to the uk... as well |
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| glencar |
I love you! Now I will amke sure I meet you & we will share many beers together. Joshy will be there too. |
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| egon |
let's see how amsterdam shapes up..
shoud this turn into a omaha (see maxlugar.com), i may just switch to the UK.
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| glencar |
I had already bought tix to London & I can only get so many days off in the summertime. If I'd known about A-dam earlier, I'd have planned for there instead. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
I had already bought tix to London & I can only get so many days off in the summertime. If I'd known about A-dam earlier, I'd have planned for there instead.
Please answer the front row question!!!!!!!!! |
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| glencar |
I don't think they have front row seating but that idiot Freaky says they do. When I was there in the past, it was standing only on the pitch. Those who arrived early got front row spots for cheap. Such a bargain! |
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glencar wrote:
I don't think they have front row seating but that idiot Freaky says they do. When I was there in the past, it was standing only on the pitch. Those who arrived early got front row spots for cheap. Such a bargain!
I am not standing in line to get first few rows....There is no broker/scalper system to buy front row tickets???? Gazza must know...I thought Wembley had seats in the front!!!(?) |
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| glencar |
No, not when I was there. They are rebuilding it though. Twicks had seats. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
No, not when I was there. They are rebuilding it though. Twicks had seats.
I was told this one does as well..........I am not flying 8hrs to be in the back/middle/side of a stadium... |
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| glencar |
Joshy, I bought teir seats which will totally blow but I will still see my fave band & London ain't no dive. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
Joshy, I bought teir seats which will totally blow but I will still see my fave band & London ain't no dive.
There must be premiun seating available..the wife gave O.K. for family trip, but I must be up front....Ninea!!! |
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| glencar |
The first show has sold out. Stub hub maybe? |
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jb wrote:
In lauderdale, a woman promised to masterbate to me after show!!!! I got horny, but lil JB was with me!!!
?????
Howe many drinks did that take jb?
BTW, say goodbye for me to all your family and friends in the great state of Israel thanks per Iran
And I am being sincere
They are down to hours now
Thank Jesus they don't have a long range missile YET that can reach Chicago etal
Thank Jesus once they launch we will throw 50 tactical nukes on them via our Sub sitting of their coast
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jb wrote:
There must be premiun seating available..the wife gave O.K. for family trip, but I must be up front....Ninea!!!
I KNEW it...I KNEW you'd keep on going.
If Baby Brooke needs a Nanny or maybe two....I know gypsy and I would be happy to work pro bono.
LJ. |
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| jb |
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LadyJane wrote:
I KNEW it...I KNEW you'd keep on going.
If Baby Brooke needs a Nanny or maybe two....I know gypsy and I would be happy to work pro bono.
LJ.
Hello LJ!!! Hope all is well.............Brooke, sadly, has infant GERD which is very painful...we are trying some baby antacids but so far nothing works..she has, thankfully, gained 3 lbs!!! Doctor says she will eventually grow outof it....
Unfortunately, you will probably be in Amsterdam when we need you |
