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Topic: Anna Nicole Smith Dies Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6
8th February 2007 10:55 PM
Ten Thousand Motels (Jagger/Richards)

She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors
She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors
Have you seen her dressed in blue?
See the sky in front of you
And her face is lik a sail
Speck of white so fair and pale
Have you seen a lady fairer?
She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors
Have you seen her all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colors all around
Like a sunset going down
Have you seen a lady fairer?
She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
8th February 2007 10:59 PM
5string king Well said indeed.
8th February 2007 11:04 PM
M.O.W.A.T.
8th February 2007 11:16 PM
M.O.W.A.T.
8th February 2007 11:24 PM
Poplar
quote:
Joey wrote:
What a tragic waste of a Hot Piece of Ass !!!!!!!



hardly. I'd be more upset if my mailman died.
8th February 2007 11:35 PM
pdog
quote:
Poplar wrote:


hardly. I'd be more upset if my mailman died.




Must be hot... My mailman is okay, but when the weather is warm, and he wears those postal shorts, you can see those blue veins....
[Edited by pdog]
8th February 2007 11:52 PM
Riffhard
quote:
pdog wrote:


Must be hot... My mailman is okay, but when the weather is warm, and he wears those postal shorts, you can see those blue veins....
[Edited by pdog]



You'll be yerning for those blue veined legs when you're doing hard time in the pokey!



Riffy
8th February 2007 11:55 PM
Bloozehound Damn, what a whirlwind life come to an end like this, remember when she first appeared in Playboy she was like this super-bodacious vixen from another world, that was 15 years back, but it just seems like just a few short years ago, how time flies

RIP Mrs. Ta~Ta's

9th February 2007 12:12 AM
M.O.W.A.T.
quote:
pdog wrote:


Must be hot... My mailman is okay, but when the weather is warm, and he wears those postal shorts, you can see those blue veins....
[Edited by pdog]




Much better than seeing his sagging balls though!
9th February 2007 12:19 AM
Brainbell Jangler
quote:
glencar wrote:
They get dessert, not the Sahara.


Actually, it's spelled "desert" but pronounced like "dessert." It's usually plural, as in "just deserts," and means "that which is deserved or merited, especially a punishment."

"Because I can understand the English language. It's my mother tongue."--Sen. Sam Ervin (1973)
9th February 2007 12:36 AM
mojoman
quote:
M.O.W.A.T. wrote:




bryan ferry. cool. new album out soon
9th February 2007 12:39 AM
pdog For those who need a refresher, here's a recap of the days events...


Access Hollywood is reporting (among about a hundred other sources at the moment) that Anna Nicole Smith has been rushed from the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida to the emergency room after collapsing at the hotel.

...And in the time it took us to type that sentence , Entertainment Tonight is reporting that she's dead.

More details as they become available, which at the current pace probably means there will be an update in minutes.

UPDATE: CNN is also reporting the death, noting with considerable understatement that news from the scene is traveling quickly. We've been watching for at least two minutes and haven't yet heard the word "overdose" used.

UPDATE 2: CNN's Wolf Blitzer, probably finding himself a little out of his element in covering Anna Nicole, has turned to the guy from Showbiz Tonight to fill him in on her backstory while he awaits meaningful updates.

[NOTE: All other updates--they're still coming fast and furious--are after the jump as this post is getting unwieldy.]

UPDATE 3: While they wait for an announced press conference, CNN continues its Parade Of Anna Nicole Experts. Dr. Sanjay Gupta briefly speculates about the deleterious effects of "too much medication" (we're paraphrasing here) on the human heart, immediately followed by Larry King's fond recollections of Smith. The word "classy" has been used. By King. We imagine Gupta didn't have much personal contact with her.

UPDATE 4: Dr. Gupta is finally getting closer to the hard question, noting that she died of heart failure--but what could have caused the heart failure? Sensing the o-word might be coming, Blitzer throws it back to the Showbiz Tonight guy, who diffuses the tension by reminding us of her happier Playmate days.

UPDATE 5: Back to Dr. Gupta, who patiently explains to Blitzer how people who collapse in hotel-casinos are transported to hospitals. Ambulances and stretchers are involved, apparently.

UPDATE 6: Right about now we really need to see something cute to interrupt all this overwhelming tragedy. Take five seconds to enjoy these baby ducks before looking for an update.

UPDATE 7: Blitzer breaks the news that there will be TWO press conferences, one at the hospital and one at the Hard Rock. This could tax CNN's news-gathering resources to the breaking point as they scramble to get personnel familiar with Anna Nicole's work to both locations.

UPDATE 8: The hotel press conference ends almost as quickly as it begins: The police rep says the cause of death won't be known until the medical examiner's investigation. She was pronounced dead at the hospital at 2:49 EST, but there seems to be some question about whether she died while she was still at the hotel.

Thank God Dr. Gupta is back to make sense of this for us. He's confused as to why it might have been seven minutes between a private nurse's 911 call and the time her bodyguard started CPR. Our heads are spinning.

We're heading back over to the baby ducks for a minute.

UPDATE 9: It looks as if the hospital press conference has been canceled by request of the family. Which family? Husband-like legal services provider and possible impregnator Howard K. Stern?

Also: Hugh Hefner has released a statement about Smith's passing, but it frustratingly contains no new clues about the "mystery" (that's the word everyone keeps using) of her death. We'd been counting on Hef for some answers.

UPDATE 10: Larry King is back, and he's confident that the legal system will eventually figure out who's the father of her newborn daughter Dannielynn. He almost sounds cocky about it, leading us to suspect he's trying to hint the baby is his, just to prove his incredible virility at an advanced age.

King once again falls into reverie, recalling the time she appeared on his show so drunk and incomprehensible that SNL reran the interview without altering it. She's compared to Marilyn Monroe (for a variety of reasons), called "not the smartest woman in the world," but also "fun." King is clearly working through his feelings on-air.

UPDATE 11: King on Howard K. Stern (not the radio Howard Stern, everyone keeps reminding us): "Not exactly the belle of the ball," but an interesting guy. Hints of jealousy?

Nancy Grace compares Stern (lawyer, not radio) and Smith's shady Bahamian marriage to one as valid as a sidewalk ceremony performed by a NYC street vendor. You can always count on Nancy Grace for such penetrating insights.

UPDATE 12: As the stern face of Lou Dobbs replacing that of bearded softie Blitzer, CNN's newly assigned master of celebrity-death ceremonies, signals that the network is ready to move on from its nonstop Anna Nicole Smith coverage, we're finally forced to abandon our live updates. Goodbye, Dr. Gupta, Larry, and Crazy Nancy. We're sure we'll be seeing you later tonight.
[Edited by pdog]
9th February 2007 12:47 AM
SweetVirginia
quote:
mojoman wrote:


bryan ferry. cool. new album out soon



I think he's Mick Jagger's most famous cuckold, no?



9th February 2007 01:03 AM
mojoman
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:


I think he's Mick Jagger's most famous cuckold, no?







jerry? she got hers didnt she?
9th February 2007 01:06 AM
Brainbell Jangler
quote:
mojoman wrote:


jerry? she got hers didnt she?


I thought she got a large percentage of his.
9th February 2007 01:16 AM
mojoman
quote:
Brainbell Jangler wrote:

I thought she got a large percentage of his.



thats fer sure!!!
9th February 2007 01:32 AM
pdog
quote:
Brainbell Jangler wrote:

I thought she got a large percentage of his.



children... She had more of his kids than any other women....
She's got a third of the offspring...
9th February 2007 01:42 AM
pdog I'm still in denial, that she's gone!

9th February 2007 01:48 AM
SweetVirginia
quote:
mojoman wrote:


jerry? she got hers didnt she?



And you know she never wanted to be Jerry Ferry anyway.


9th February 2007 01:55 AM
pdog We love you Anna.. We will always love you... On YouTube!





The denial is snapping, I'm going into full blown grief...
Oh Anna... NOOOOO! NO! NO! NO!
9th February 2007 03:38 AM
EELPIE the clock was always ticking down, with this one.
She had a decent rack on her though.

who's next? it goes in 3's, yes?

Pete Doherty? Kate Moss?
place ya bets.
9th February 2007 03:41 AM
Voodoo Scrounge I thought she was the best looking woman on the planet a few years back. She was the first woman I realy fancied!

RIP babe

Thanks for the Photos
9th February 2007 06:14 AM
egon Very sad.

But.... It's Friday & I have other things to think about.

Cheers.
9th February 2007 08:40 AM
GotToRollMe Aw man, that's just fuckin' sad.
9th February 2007 12:43 PM
keefkid sad sad sad

her mother thinks it's drugs...

really??????

f'd up that the people around her let it come to this...

but, she modeled herself after Marilyn, so its no surprise she went out the same way
9th February 2007 12:50 PM
glencar I'm shocked that she was zonked out on drugs. I always thought she was drunk.
9th February 2007 12:54 PM
keefkid
quote:
glencar wrote:
I'm shocked that she was zonked out on drugs. I always thought she was drunk.



prob both... the way she acted seemed to me like she was on heavy duty trank all the time, chasing it down with whatever was handy...
9th February 2007 01:25 PM
polytoxic
quote:
EELPIE wrote:
t

who's next? it goes in 3's, yes?

Pete Doherty? Kate Moss?
place ya bets.




Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie in a plane crash.
It'll be the day the bullshit died.
9th February 2007 01:37 PM
Nellcote Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is saying he might be the father of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.
Friggin guy beat me to the punch, I was just ready to hold my press conference to advise that Anna & I had baby about three years ago....
9th February 2007 01:52 PM
Nellcote Rosie the Whale speaks about Anna, hours before she died.
What a trollop!

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