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gypsy wrote:
This post must be moved up so joey can see it.

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Cafe Hostess Jill wrote:
Ok, so this guy comes into where I work, Barnes & Noble

Sat at my table everday in an almost stalking, creepy kind of way

So he asks me out. Now in Nebraska there isn't a whole lot going on so I figure I can get a nice dinner out of the dude and maybe even a movie without putting out.

Since I am heavily involved in the Weightwatchers program
I usually don't go for the extra butter. Did I mention I am in Weight Watchers?

Anyway, I told him I would go out with him on a Friday night a couple of weeks away. Since he seemed odd I told him I would meet him out

Silly me! I was thinking steak or lobster or at least a nice Italian joint. Not this clown. He takes me to Burger King because he has a two for one coupon. Mr. Vegas! Lucky me!

So to piss him off I ordered my usual. Triple cheeseburger, jumbo fries, jumbo onion rings, large milkshake, and a bacon cheeseburger for dessert

Boy was he mad! I don't know why he was so mad since I had to lend him money to pay for it but that is a whole other story

Anywho, sitting at the table he starts talking about the Rolling Stones and some guy named Pete Townsend

Who is Peter Townsend anyway?

So he goes on and on and on about The Stones and some guy named jb and how he has women all over the country.
He tells me he is dating some chick named gypsy in OK and some chick called Lady Jane and he has women in Holland and Russia and Greece and blah blah blah

Then the big lug gets up in the middle of our "dinner" and goes into the bathroom for like...an hour!

WTF is that?

He is on a date and he uses the bathroom at a Burger King!

Gross!

So we take the bus back to his trailer. At this point I had a bailout plan. My friend Shontell was going to give me a call and fake like there was some emergency. If things were going bad, which they were, she would come pick me up and I could bail

Well I guess because of all the metal from all the mobile homes and trailers and junk cars my cell phone didn't work. I was stuck

So we are sitting in his trailer and after his Mom went to sleep he tried putting the moves on me
Thank the lord his Mom came out of her room to finish her cigar so that put an end to that for a moment

Oh ya. So after Mom went back to bed here comes my movie I was hoping for

"Buttblasters XIII"! Mr. Romance himself

I excused myself and went to the "powder room" which is another story in it self. Hello? Have you people ever heard of Tidy Bowl? Tilex? How about a fresh roll of toilet paper? How about any toilet paper?

Anyway, I come out of the bathroom and he is on "all fours"
with a spiked dog collar on!

WTF!!

I have been around the block a couple times but this....

This was amazing

I said "Dude I am so out of here"!

So I walked out and left him on all fours and grabbed the next city bus which wasn't until 2:30am

So the reason I am posting here is, are all of you Stones
people like that? What is your problem?

Sick, sick sick!

What is wrong with you Stones people?

I am not some barn animal!

Whenever I hear The Stones on my radio I will turn that sucker off ASAP!

Cafe Hostess Jill

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Starbuck wrote:
Cafe Hostess Jill revealed!



ain't she a #$@!in' beaut?

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gypsy wrote:


Joey, are you making fun of me?

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*********** BLANK STARE ***************


AFTER THE TSUNAMI
( Townshend / Gypsy / Santos )


" I heard a voice asking what happens after the tsunami ?
and then the sound of a breaking window and the scream of a
tire
And then the sound of Thailand gun and the scream of a hungry Kitty.
The night is hot
But nothing's going to stop
This gang running wild.

After the tsunami the fire still burns,
The heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
After the fire the fire still burns.

I saw Baby Steelie in black and white
there ain't no color in memories.
He rode his Gypsy's Harley across the TV
while I was laughing at all my dreams .
Now I'm cycling all my video tapes, I'm crying and I'm joking.
I've gotta stop drinking, I've gotta stop thinking,
I've gotta stop smoking.

After the tsunami the fire still burns,
the heart grows older but never ever learns.
The memories smolder and the soul always yearns,
after the fire....

The fire still burns, raging through the pain,
blackening the promises, the tears and the rain.
The fire will burn
'til the wind begins to turn
and it all begins again.
After the fireeeee ...Yea the fire still burns "

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Tony, Petey, and I had a blast writing that song, Joey. The weird thing is that Petey insisted Santos sit on his lap throughout the entire process...or was it Santos who isisted on sitting in Petey's lap? I can't remember. Either way, I felt like a fifth wheel...but the song is a true gem!

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glencar wrote:
How old was Tony at the time?

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glencar wrote:
I think Michelle13 is going to take him on & destroy all his records. Time is on her side, after all.

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