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Topic: You People Are Sick!!! Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
January 7th, 2005 11:42 AM
gypsy
quote:
glencar wrote:
She's got 30 more years to pass up his record. The question is, does she have what it takes?



No.

I wanted to bring this post back up...to annoy joey.
January 7th, 2005 11:51 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


No.

I wanted to bring this post back up...to annoy joey.



Thanks Sugar ...............


Tiger ! ™
January 7th, 2005 11:52 AM
telecaster So joey what is the status with CHJ?

The silence is deafening

Update please


www.allfours.com
January 7th, 2005 11:52 AM
gypsy
quote:
Joey wrote:


Thanks Sugar ...............


Tiger ! ™




No problem, Tiger!
January 7th, 2005 11:54 AM
gypsy
quote:
telecaster wrote:
So joey what is the status with CHJ?

The silence is deafening

Update please


www.allfours.com



I think she never returned his (numerous) calls over the Holidays. That is pure speculation on my part.
January 7th, 2005 11:55 AM
glencar She's been busy with "returns."
January 7th, 2005 11:56 AM
Joey
quote:
telecaster wrote:
So joey what is the status with CHJ?

The silence is deafening

Update please


www.allfours.com




Tele ................................


I am being very " Careful " these days .

Tiger ! ™
January 7th, 2005 11:59 AM
gypsy
quote:
Joey wrote:



Tele ................................


I am being very " Careful " these days .

Tiger ! ™



Just as I suspected...the joey's "girlfriend" is getting suspicious, eh?
January 7th, 2005 12:03 PM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Just as I suspected...the joey's "girlfriend" is getting suspicious, eh?




January 9th, 2005 08:01 PM
JumpingKentFlash
quote:
Cafe Hostess Jill wrote:
So to piss him off I ordered my usual. Triple cheeseburger, jumbo fries, jumbo onion rings, large milkshake, and a bacon cheeseburger for dessert.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sick, sick, sick.

What is wrong with you Stones people?




Sick??? You bet we are. And we like it, like it yes we do.


BTW:
Whenever I'm at McDonalds I buy 7 cheeseburgers. I can eat a ton of them. And then a small soda. I don't have to buy a large one because in Denmark you can go fill it up as much as you want to.

January 9th, 2005 10:25 PM
kath are we still aiming for annoying joey monday morning?????

oh goody!!!!!!!!!
January 9th, 2005 10:38 PM
gypsy
quote:
kath wrote:
are we still aiming for annoying joey monday morning?????

oh goody!!!!!!!!!



That's a given, kath. We aim to annoy joey EVERY day.
January 10th, 2005 09:32 AM
Fiji Joe Hey Jill, why don't you just shut the fu@k up and give Joey his red swingline stapler back?
January 10th, 2005 09:38 AM
Joey
quote:
gypsy wrote:


That's a given, kath. We aim to annoy joey EVERY day.




How ya doing today Sugar ?
January 10th, 2005 10:29 AM
not bound to please
quote:
Joey wrote:



How ya doing today Sugar ?



Hi Joey!

You need a new girlfriend. My boyfriend lets me mess around on the side as long as I tell him.
January 10th, 2005 10:46 AM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


Hi Joey!

You need a new girlfriend. My boyfriend lets me mess around on the side as long as I tell him.




Lambchop ........................

I didn't sleep well last night . Yes , that is right my Chicago - loving Stonesian Sister ...........it's your Avatar again ( It simply TASKS Me and I shall HAVE it ! ) .

Now Come , whilst I UNCAKE !

Snarky ! ™

January 10th, 2005 12:40 PM
Cafe Hostess Jill
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hey Jill, why don't you just shut the fu@k up and give Joey his red swingline stapler back?



Fiji. Listen tubs

1. Put on a bra

2. After you have experienced what I have with this "guy"
you would sympathize

Ya, I took the stapler, it was the only thing of any value
in that trailer and I am holding it as collateral till I get my money back from the Burger King fiasco

Did I mention I am heavily involved in the Weight Watchers Program?

Sure, I have the stapler. And I intend on keeping it

Fiji, get this. This guy has the nuts to actually come in to my work at Barnes & Noble. Wouldn't you think he would be embarressed? Oh no, not this clown

He comes in, sits in my section and acts like nothing happened

I tell the other girls to wait on him now

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, watch out

I guess I sound angry. Actually I guess he isn't that bad

Do you think I should go out with him again?

Mr friend Shontel says "NO WAY!" but I guess I have compassion

The one thing I am really, really creeped out by is the dude has like 40 cats in his trailer

Oh well

Fiji, let me know what you think I should do

Oh ya, plus I think he as a girlfriend in Oklahoma or someplace

gypsy said this or gypsy said that blah blah blah

Maybe he ain't that bad afterall







January 10th, 2005 12:59 PM
LadyJane Welcome to RO, Jill!!!

Honey, you are not alone. We ALL have tales to tell about that cretin, Joey!!

He's a piece of work! Ask gypsy. She has lots to tell!!!

LJ.
January 10th, 2005 02:05 PM
Joey
quote:
Cafe Hostess Jill wrote:


Fiji. Listen tubs

1. Put on a bra

2. After you have experienced what I have with this "guy"
you would sympathize

Ya, I took the stapler, it was the only thing of any value
in that trailer and I am holding it as collateral till I get my money back from the Burger King fiasco

Did I mention I am heavily involved in the Weight Watchers Program?

Sure, I have the stapler. And I intend on keeping it

Fiji, get this. This guy has the nuts to actually come in to my work at Barnes & Noble. Wouldn't you think he would be embarressed? Oh no, not this clown

He comes in, sits in my section and acts like nothing happened

I tell the other girls to wait on him now

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, watch out

I guess I sound angry. Actually I guess he isn't that bad

Do you think I should go out with him again?

Mr friend Shontel says "NO WAY!" but I guess I have compassion

The one thing I am really, really creeped out by is the dude has like 40 cats in his trailer

Oh well

Fiji, let me know what you think I should do

Oh ya, plus I think he as a girlfriend in Oklahoma or someplace

gypsy said this or gypsy said that blah blah blah

Maybe he ain't that bad afterall












Outstanding & Extremely Funny Post .............

Please feel free to take the rest of the day off .

Jacky ! ™
January 10th, 2005 02:48 PM
gypsy "Cafe Hostess Jill," I think you were bamboozled by an imposter joey. The joey I know is nothing if not a gentleman. He is tall, handsome, intelligent, witty, etc...A real keeper! He is known all over the world for his outstanding posts on this board, which has stirred up a lot of jealousy over the years; particularly concerning one has-been poster who uses the moniker "maxlugar." Ya see, "maxlugar" used to post some pretty funny stuff. But then joey came along and stole his thunder. As you can imagine, "maxlugar" was, and still is, extremely bitter. Thusly, he has tried in vain to ruin "the Joey" without success.
CHJ, just between us girls, joey is a tiger in bed. Maybe you were the lousy one, and you're just ashamed to admit it. In my sexual experiences with joey (and there have been many), he has rocked my fuckin' world each and every time.
January 10th, 2005 03:11 PM
Fiji Joe Jill...my advice...dump that zero and get yourself a hero...he ain't all that...that bastard left me standing at Harry's in Westport on New Year's Eve...There I was, going from person to person...asking..."Are you Joey"?..."Are you Joey"...I felt like a real fag...had it not been for a nice paraplegic couple who needed a push back to their special needs van, I would have spent New Year's Eve alone...Incidentally, did you know a wheel-chair bound person's idea of "doggy-style" is far different from what you or I might envision?
January 10th, 2005 03:14 PM
LadyJane Oh please...lying slot!

Joey must have left something REALLY good in your panty drawer last night.

LJ.
January 10th, 2005 03:17 PM
jb Did he show you his http://ladynwavsone.com/whenyouwalk.htm
January 10th, 2005 03:24 PM
gypsy
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Oh please...lying slot!

Joey must have left something REALLY good in your panty drawer last night.

LJ.



Joey leaves something REALLY good in my panty drawer EVERY night.

You're a jealous little slot because you have never experienced " THE JOEY ! "
January 10th, 2005 03:31 PM
gypsy
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Jill...my advice...dump that zero and get yourself a hero...he ain't all that...that bastard left me standing at Harry's in Westport on New Year's Eve...There I was, going from person to person...asking..."Are you Joey"?..."Are you Joey"...I felt like a real fag...had it not been for a nice paraplegic couple who needed a push back to their special needs van, I would have spent New Year's Eve alone...Incidentally, did you know a wheel-chair bound person's idea of "doggy-style" is far different from what you or I might envision?



I remember that incident, Fiji. Joey and I laughed about it all night. The instant we saw your massive man boobs, we drove off as fast as we could.
January 10th, 2005 03:32 PM
Joey " that bastard left me standing at Harry's in Westport on New Year's Eve...There I was, going from person to person...asking..."Are you Joey"?..."Are you Joey"..."


Fiji .............................................


Did you REALLY go to Westport on New Years' Eve ?!?!?!

I heard somebody got shot just north of Westport about 2:00 AM that evening ( Imagine THAT !!! --- It is located around such a SAFE neighborhood my Stonesian Kin ) .

I might see the band " Social Distortion " at the Beaumont on 02/12 .

http://www.pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?By=All&Content=social+distortion+&go_green.x=18&go_green.y=7

Developing .........................................


" it not been for a nice paraplegic couple who needed a push back to their special needs van, I would have spent New Year's Eve alone... "

I would like to nuzzle you !

" Stones Rule Ya Punk Asses ! "

Jazzy !






January 10th, 2005 03:33 PM
jb joey, Shoteinheimer choked again!!!!
January 10th, 2005 03:35 PM
Fiji Joe It's OK Gypsy...I doubt that neither of the two of you could have pleasured me in the way my new special needs friends did...after all, that grape jelly and fish food thing you and Joey are doing is getting old..real old
January 10th, 2005 03:35 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
joey, Shoteinheimer choked again!!!!



No surprise ...............

He hasn't won a playoff game since 1994 . Chiefs play your Dolphins next year :

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2005/01/03/chiefs_opponents_determined_for_2005/

Fiji hears a WHO !!!! :

http://www.pollstar.com/tour/searchall.pl?By=All&Content=social+distortion+&go_green.x=18&go_green.y=7


...............................................

[ Edited by ]

[Edited by Joey]
January 10th, 2005 03:37 PM
Joey
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
It's OK Gypsy...I doubt that neither of the two of you could have pleasured me in the way my new special needs friends did...after all, that grape jelly and fish food thing you and Joey are doing is getting old..real old



W - W- W- What ?!?!


http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2005/01/03/chiefs_opponents_determined_for_2005/
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